Wei Qingyu held his chin and muttered,
"But when you see the new guy smiling, you don't hear the old guy crying... It's in vain for me to share my heart and lungs with you. Before I finish eating, I slap my butt and turn my face and deny anyone else. Huh, what a little girl!"
Lamenting one after another, Wei Qingyu looked very melancholy and sad.
There were knots on both sides, and the fact that she expressed wrong feelings couldn't be called embarrassing. She couldn't help but start to miss the arranged marriage.
"Oh... I'm so worried and worried... Do I really need to take some extraordinary measures?"
Uh-huh.
Lin Chou put a bundle of paper menus into the washing machine for twenty minutes, took it out, and stuffed it into his head to serve as a brain. Of course, he must, he definitely couldn't think of it. Even if he thought of it, he wouldn't be able to figure out how the cold tyrannosaurus here carries itself out. The most important thing about the strategy is that the two most important parties still consciously thought about the matter clearly and clearly - but pitifully spared Wei Qingyu, who was in the state of a lonely old man.
Unexpected disaster.
...
Cold Tyrannosaurus is happy and wants to sing.
When no one is watching, the word "joy" will be written on his face - like a child.
If Wei Qingyu were here, he would definitely sneer at her. Not only does she look like a child, this girl's violence index is directly proportional to her childishness.
This is what she hates the most - with such a talent, how can I teach you how to steal men?
However, I have to say that sometimes love is as sudden as the Korean drama heroine's cancer -
At this moment, if someone asked Lin Chou, the cold tyrant dragon, whether he was good or bad?
The answer is likely to be an extremely positive word "um", which is enough to indicate the state of mind.
In the same way, if someone asks her if she loves you?
The answer may be much more complicated, at least a little more complicated than verbally explaining the actual meaning of family planning education and egg-breaking mania - of course, if the person asking the question is not completely dead, he will definitely be able to understand it.
When should that start?
She couldn't help but look up at the sky. The thick yellow clouds were particularly warm in color.
Well, it’s 37.5° today, sunny and windy.
Even Leng Han, with his cold temperament, had to admit that Lin Chou seemed extra tall when he was serving the toothy wolf sashimi - he was most afraid of the sudden hope in times of despair.
Then what:
It's appendicitis. I'll give you the knife. Go and cut it out.
What, you were sent by the base city to trick me, oh, it doesn’t matter...
It's a banquet, let's go, do you want to eat a pig's trotter?
Why are you turning into a statue? Look at me blowing up those idiots with just one slipper to vent my anger.
Wait, save the bath water, I'll make some soup for you first!
--Ball's sack!
(The last one must be crossed out! He shouldn’t know this, right? He absolutely must not know it!)
Leng Han covered his red and hot face and suddenly squatted down.
Hold your head.
Buried.
Like an ostrich.
"How...how could you think of doing this..."
This posture is very ordinary and inconspicuous, with half a star in difficulty, and it is incomparable to yoga movements that rely on shouting to output output at every turn.
But Leng Han could no longer hold on any longer. He stood up and took a few deep breaths. He blushed and slapped 36D in the face angrily.
"What's the use! I'm suffocating!"
Then he walked forward quickly, walked a few steps, and slapped me hard on the other side.
"Phew...it's balanced now."
After a few quick moves, the person disappeared.
...
Leng Han is right.
Of course, Lin Chou wouldn't dare to move forward if he didn't agree with her. If she turned against him, wouldn't she be beaten to death?
As for running away or continuing to be tired, Lin Chou chose a dog leash.
With a question mark on his forehead, he acted like an obedient good boy and prepared to go back to the tavern to take a look before thinking about this complicated issue.
The upper city area was smashed to pieces and there was no movement, while the lower city area was crowded with people and everyone was beaming with joy.
Dead people are nothing, the people of Mingguang are all well-informed. Everything is rare these days except dead people - dead people can still stand up and continue to cause trouble. What is worthy of special attention.
Every day, countless bodies of alien beasts are transported into Xiacheng District like running water, and then dispersed into various alleys and disappear silently. Compared with the millions of extra green camouflage camouflage that China produced every year under satellite monitoring before the catastrophe, they disappeared more simply. It's neat, and I guarantee that no one will be able to find a trace of it.
Bacon, confit meat, dried meat, stuffed sausages... You can find a hundred ways to preserve the meat of exotic animals in one alley, and none of them are the same. The entire Xiacheng District is filled with an amazing aroma, and there are laughter and laughter everywhere. The festival is much more lively.
The dead are gone, but the lives of the living continue.
Thinking too much at this time is simply making yourself uncomfortable. Take the time to save as much exotic animal meat as possible, eat it fiercely, and eat it to your death. Only then can you be worthy of yourself and your dead relatives and friends.
Apart from these sounds, the loudest sounds were basically the cries of children of different ages - and the crackling sounds of children being hit.
Of course, Lin Chou had experienced this kind of hell-level disaster when he was a child. It was difficult to have the smell of burnt feathers at home, but suddenly so much flesh appeared, and he looked like his biological father, and he had a ferocious expression on his face and tried to kill the little bastards. Stuffing meat in your mouth, saying that you want to drink some water to rinse with water and eat some wild vegetables to relieve tiredness, all you are greeted by are loud big-eared melon seeds.
Lin Chou exclaimed, "I'm glad to hear and see. I'm glad to hear and see."
"Didi...didi..."
"Hey, Boss Lin?"
"Um?"
Lin Chou turned around, and saw a head sticking out of the driver's seat of a relatively light wilderness chariot. It looked familiar.
"Me, Meng Lang!"
"???"
Lin Chou didn't know him. Since he looked familiar, he must be a regular customer of the restaurant. He couldn't remember everyone clearly.
Meng Lang touched his hair and said familiarly,
"Where are you going, Boss Lin?"
"Go back to the store."
I saw a smooth and dazzling thigh crossing the cab, and kicked the passenger door open with a bang.
"Get in the car and along the way!"
"..."
This guy, he doesn’t know how to drive an air conditioner.
Why don't you take off your pants when it's hot? How do you ask this boss, who is a straight man, to get in the car? All the way to the west?
It's easy to shovel after pinching it. Should I hang up and fly back?
I looked up at the sky. I saw a ghost. It was at least thirty-seven or eight degrees. I was covered in stinky sweat. It didn’t suit my boss’s style.
In fact, Lin Chou had a second choice. It was a matter of whistling, and the four dogs rushed over to pick him up.
However, Lin Chou didn't want to do this. Regardless of the handsome guy standing on Si Gouzi's forehead, the strong wind blew across my face and messed up my long black hair.
And this is indeed how it is played in the movies at Alley Kou. Those knights in white clothes, swords and horses riding horses and wandering around the rivers and lakes are all accompanied by the same artistic conception:
Let us live in the world of mortals with a carefree and unrestrained life, and ride horses galloping forward to share the prosperity of the world...
In fact:
Get asylum ... workplace ... sprinkle ... strategies and strategies ... everyone ... Huahuahua ... ....
The ideal is very full, but the reality is so skinny that you don't want to gallop.
(Shut up! The guy who said Ma Zhen shouldn’t leave after school!)
Over there, Meng Lang was still banging on the car door with a happy face.
"Why are you so polite? I'm just on my way. I want to go to the store to eat and I don't need you to give me a discount!"
Holding the grass, is there such a good thing?
Get in the car!
Lin Chou got into the car and closed the door.
Gusts of cold wind hit me, and I felt like I was still alive when the air conditioner was blowing.
This handsome man's life was given to him by the air conditioner.
Benefactor! ! !
"Ha ha!"
Meng Lang slapped his thigh and there was a crisp "pop" sound.
"Hey, Boss Lin, is it cool? The weather is really terrible today!"
Lin Chou nodded repeatedly,
"The air conditioner is really good. Where did you buy it?"
Also, you’re the only one with legs, what’s wrong with you?
There seems to be a strange smell... This guy can't take off his shoes...
I thought to myself, it would be great if you were like Lushan just now. One is cold, the other is hot, etc., I guarantee you will be happy and die.
Meng Lang stepped on the accelerator and blasted out, letting out a strange scream.
"Haha, cool...hiss..."
Lin Chou had goosebumps all over his body, Damn! This man must be sick!
Meng Lang took a breath of cold air.
"Hiss...this thing is a new product from the Research Institute. It is dozens of times better than the original one. The lowest temperature can reach 13 degrees. It costs more than one million!"
"Damn it, look at someone... don't drive so fast! Damn it! What is this? An air conditioner worth more than one million yuan?!"
Lin Chou also screamed strangely, and his eyes bulged out.
First, he was shocked by the price, and second, the street was full of people. What was the meaning of the pushing feeling on his back that pushed him into the chair? ?
Meng Lang swung the steering wheel like a yo-yo, his eyes bright,
"Damn it, Mom, haven't the scientific research institutes always been like this? But they are trying so hard to get rid of us. It's not like you don't know how expensive a wilderness chariot is. It doesn't cost 18 million." , don’t even think about it, you have to ride in a generation just to get a car..."
Lin Chou could hear the screeching sound of tires rubbing against the ground while sitting in the car, and felt like he was being tossed around like sardines in a can.
The flow of people and traffic outside the window quickly retreated, and every word of curse often only left one syllable in Lin Chou's ears.
"I..."
"Depend on..."
"you..."
"mom..."
Wucao, why do I still feel weird after connecting them together!
——Mom, this is not a bus going to kindergarten at all. I want to get off!
Lin Chou had a sullen face, regretting that it was too late to regret.
"Does your car have seat belts..."
"Pfft..."
"Who's laughing!"
Lin Chou was startled. Was he hallucinating? Why did it sound like a woman's voice?
I saw a head emerging from under Meng Lang's legs, with an oval-shaped face, bright red eyebrows, and a snow-white round mouth...
Well, then it's out of sight.
The woman put the sling back on her shoulders, harmoniously turned away from Lin Chou's probing gaze, and gave Lin Chou a deep and charming look with a certain appetite.
"Snapped"
Meng Lang slapped the woman on the butt.
"Dear me, go and sit in the back!"
"Oh! Got it, damn~"
She slowly crawled out from between Meng Lang's legs like a snake, wearing a short leather skirt with suspenders, a sweaty waistline with waistcoat, and long smooth legs, and then she got into the back under the nose of a certain brother. Went to seat.
Lin Chou almost had a nosebleed, this, this, this... I am still waiting to be married... Such a thrilling scene is not enough to make up for it...
The voice of the beautiful snake came faintly from my ears. Through the reflection of the windshield, I could still see the woman's shining eyes and two equally shining balls.
"The car door was just welded the day before yesterday, and I forgot to put the seat belt back on, little...Boss Lin!"
"That's right, I met a rookie who insisted on racing... Hey, he's as technical as a dog... but he still has a bit of courage... The door of the car was knocked off by me, and I beat him up, isn't that right? Freshly repaired car.”
"..."
Are you, are you sure you welded the door back on and not welded it shut? !
"hehe..."
Lin Chou laughed dryly.
This was the reason why he hesitated when he got in the car. The experience he gained from Huang Dashan and others told him that the Evolver's car was not that easy to ride in.
It is impossible to slow down if you step on the accelerator until you die, and you will never be able to slow down in this life.
The rich kids in the uptown area all know that they will never race with these guys. Usually when they see the Evolver's armored car, they want to hide away for two hundred miles - it's just a waste of time if they bump into you, regardless of whether you have a driver's license or not. Anyway, Evolvers definitely don’t have a driver’s license, and some even drive away without even slowing down, and the perpetrators can’t be found.
Well, speaking of it, there really haven't been any traffic accidents in Xiacheng District.
On the contrary, it's an uptown area that Evolvers rarely go to. Once they go there, they seem too embarrassed to come out without crashing a few cars - this is what these unscrupulous guys did on purpose.
Of course, there are also unlucky guys who are caught red-handed because of their poor driving skills. Fines and taxes will be stacked on the Evolver until you doubt your life.
But not every evolver has the ability of a warlock, who can still be debt-free despite carrying debts measured in hundreds of millions.
In short, it is only because the reaction speed of the evolved brain and body can keep up that they dare to be so wild.
Lin Chou was more unlucky. Meng Lang was obviously the kind of guy who lived by licking blood on the tip of a knife but was also very boring. He was a proper veteran driver.
The word "beating to death" without applying the brakes can no longer be used to describe him. His brakes are gathering dust somewhere in the corner now - they have been dismantled and thrown away long ago.
This armored vehicle, which looked very bloated but actually sounded like a dolphin at high speed, was speeding along the main road in the lower city at an astonishing speed. In less than twenty minutes, the scene outside the city was already visible outside the car window. .
Meng Lang grinned.
"Boss Lin, after the beast tide is over, is it time for some new dishes? I've heard about it, your money-making meat...hehe..."
Lin Chou could only give him a wry smile,
"That's Miss Wei's extraordinary talent...just an example...even I was surprised."
Meng Lang quickly put on a serious expression,
"Yes, yes, Miss Wei... I don't know how many people in the base city's senior management complained that Miss Wei was wasting Master Wei's talent - tsk, are you dumbfounded now? She's not good at fighting? That's nonsense... That's it. Not to mention money and meat, Miss Wei's palm technique that falls from the sky is scary enough. Tsk, the fat man is really well hidden."
A palm technique that fell from the sky?
Lin Chou chuckled, this old driver named Meng Lang was quite funny.
Speaking of which, Wei Tianxing and Wei Qingyu's talents are completely different. Hmm, could it be that they followed their mother's side?
Lin Chou looked out the window at the corpses of strange beasts on the ground and the crowds of people and vehicles coming and going, and couldn't help but feel a bit of anticipation in his heart.
Base City filled up its own cold storage? You should be able to pick out a lot of good stuff, right?
This is really a pillow if you feel sleepy. At least you don’t have to worry about the raw materials this year.
