The high-speed rail cat was applying wound medicine on his face in the yard at the foot of the mountain. When he looked outside, the snow had melted and it was as warm as a dog day.
Some women's faces are like the weather, unpredictable;
And some women's expressions can directly change the weather.
Just thinking about the high-speed rail makes my whole body tremble and my heart skips a beat.
"Hey...why did they come down so quickly...Didn't Grandpa say that this stage is when the honey is mixed with oil...Ouch...Grandpa lied to me again!"
Halfway up the mountainside of Lushan Mountain, Leng Han was walking swiftly, carrying a ham in one hand and Lin Chou in the other, both hands empty, and he walked down the mountain at a fast pace as Lin Chou's sobs gradually dissipated.
The high-speed rail looked confused, what on earth is going on? Why are you in such a hurry?
Look over there, grandma's hammer dance is vigorous and vigorous, and listen to grandpa's "screams" from time to time.
I smacked my lips on the high-speed train, burped for some reason, and suddenly felt the deep malice coming from the whole world.
"Hiccup~ The whole world is filled with the rancid smell of love!"
...
At any rate, Lin Chou finally made Leng Han give up the idea of finding his parents.
The reason is simple,
"If you can't beat me, go to your parents. I can't afford to lose that person!"
Lin Chou said this with a stiff neck and a bit of indignation and a little arrogance, "Thirty years to the east of Hedong, thirty years to the west of Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty."
In fact, the subtext in my heart is that even Wei Tianxing, the commander of the army, can hit him with one hand. Even if he can't defeat him, you may not be able to beat him if you ask your grandfather. If the old man can't come to the stage, he will suffer from angina pectoris. What can I do about problems like this?
However, Leng Han suddenly staggered when he heard these words.
Lin Chou watched as the small, crystal-clear bumps along with the blood-like redness spread from the earlobes hidden by Leng Han's thick black hair to the collar. The warmth from the hand holding him suddenly returned. The level of normal people - well, you must know that Leng Han not only looks cold, but his body temperature is actually much lower than that of normal people, and it is scary.
Lin Chou blinked his eyes, preparing to carefully consider where the alluring red tide under his collar had submerged.
"Home...parents..."
Lin Chou didn't hear clearly.
"ah?!"
Leng Han said,
"Well, it's up to you!"
Lin Chou:! ! !
Leng Han turned around and looked at Lin Chou seriously.
As if he suddenly remembered something, he trembled all over, and the blood on his face gradually faded, turning into a distressing white.
The look in his eyes also changed to a kind of anxiety that Lin Chou had never seen before, and he said cautiously,
"You...don't like this?"
Lin Chou:? ? ?
Leng Han's expression was slightly frozen, he lowered his head, his long eyelashes fluttering.
"I...I won't mention grandpa anymore...so don't think too much about it."
At the end, I added another sentence,
"You are very powerful, really!"
Lin Chou was at a loss the whole time.
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After saying that, Leng Han pushed him and said hurriedly,
"Go back to Yanhui Mountain first. The beast tide has just passed. You still have many things to deal with. The production committee and the garrison are also waiting for you."
"..."
In fact, Lin Chou was completely confused. How could it be that when I came back from a few days away, Cold Tyrannosaurus looked like a different person? What on earth was she talking about?
Lin Chou didn't dare to say anything, so he could only walk away slowly, wondering as he walked.
In Leng Han's opinion, this was like a puppet's dejected figure.
Leng Han covered his face and stomped his feet hard!
"Boom boom boom"
"What a fool! What a great opportunity...I said the wrong thing again...It's all my fault, Grandpa!!"
"Boom boom boom"
"It's so annoying. Who told me about this weird idiom about being equally matched... I hate it so much..."
"Boom boom boom"
"Does he feel frustrated? Sister Qingyu warns me all day long that girls should not be too strong, as it will embarrass men...so stupid, so stupid..."
"Boom boom boom"
The ground under Leng Han's feet had sunk into a big pit.
Well, Leng Meiren is so earth-shaking even when she thinks about it... ah no, it's touching!
The corners of Leng Han's mouth turned up, and he pinched the bone ornament on his neck.
"Well, go find Sister Qingyu...and ask her to give me some tips..."
Just do what you say, Leng Han never hesitates.
When she arrived at Wei's house, there was no sign of Wei Qingyu anywhere in the house.
"Wei Qingyu, why are you sitting here?"
Wei Qingyu was sitting under the pavilion on the hillside, holding a shivering lamb in his arms, stroking it gently, his eyes wandering.
Leng Han couldn't help but look at the sheep a few more times and shouted
"Sister Qingyu?!"
Only then did Wei Qingyu come back to his senses. His big eyes swept around Leng Han and suddenly lit up.
"Oh, this female benefactor, I'm just a humble servant. I have studied Buddhism for many years. People in the world call her the Great Zen Master. When I look at you, a poor nun, your eyebrows are like autumn water, your eyes are like red waves, and you look like a red star moving in the air and a peach blossom blooming. But finally I couldn't help but ruthlessly pushed Xiao Linzi to the ground and rubbed him? Hmm... where? At home or outside? On the bed or in the car? Heh... don't be wild... uh uh uh... you cover me What are you doing with your mouth... let go!!”
Leng Han's words made Leng Han's hair stand on end, and it was a standard choke hold. If Wei Qingyu didn't stop, he might have his cervical vertebrae broken by his elbow joint.
Wei Qingyu whimpered for a long time, finally slapped Leng Han's hand away, rolled his eyes and said,
"I haven't won a fight with you since you were nine years old. People are bullied when they are kind... You are better off, and you are getting worse. You might as well just kill your sister!"
Leng Han shrank his head in fear, the pill...
Ever since she was little, the person that Leng Han was most afraid of was Miss Wei.
When it comes to fighting (well, Miss Wei insists that Leng Han's behavior is a fight) a hundred Wei Qingyu tied up can't reach Leng Han's hand, but when it comes to talking, Leng Han is covered in mouths. None of them could compare to Miss Wei who was eating melon seeds, chewing chestnuts or chewing beef jerky.
——Of course, in the end, the angry Leng Han often presses down the chattering Wei Qingyu with one hand.
"Tell me how reckless you are!"
explain,
"How old are you this year?"
Leng Han was as quiet as a quail,
"Two, twenty-seven..."
"Um??"
"It's only twenty-eight after the new year!"
Wei Qingyu took out the hazelnuts in the brown paper bag, pinched one out, and cracked open the hazelnut shell with his teeth.
Leng Han felt a little embarrassed when he saw this standard configuration, and suddenly regretted coming here.
Wei Qingyu squinted his big, charming eyes, disappointment and contempt reflected in his retinas.
"Twenty-eight, tsk tsk, you still know you are twenty-eight!"
"Um..."
"How dare you talk back!"
Under the eaves, Leng Han shrank his body and expressed his good attitude of "please give me more advice".
Well, about feelings.
Speaking of which, Leng Han was just like Lin Chou, his eyes darkened and he could only look at the sky in embarrassment.
Others are at best the dwarfs of giants in theory but in action.
Good guys, these two people come together, and after combing through all the theories, they can only spell it out into one sentence - "What are you looking at?" or "What are you looking at?"
Wei Qingyu clicked the hazelnuts, gathered seven of them, put them into his mouth and chewed them.
"Let me calculate, when did our little Bingcube become sensible? Two months ago? Or three months ago?"
Leng Han: "..."
"What did I say before? Look at yourself, which man would like you like this? You talk foul words and fight and bleed like you all day long. When you meet the man you like, are you dumbfounded? Can't you change? It's too late. Bar?"
Leng Han's cold eyes looked at himself up and down calmly:
The half-body armor is equipped with a heart shield, boots with deerskin metal edges, and a tactical belt that is convenient for carrying various small weapons. It is sharp and sharp, no problem - Wei Qingyu wiped the blood on his arm while he was not paying attention.
It was okay not to wipe it, but as soon as he wiped it, Wei Qingyu's face immediately turned into a sneer,
"Tsk, if I'm not mistaken, this is what I wore when I met Xiao Linzi?"
"..."
Wei Qingyu sneered mercilessly,
"Are you considered a woman like this?"
Leng Han couldn't help but retort, his tone was weak and he lacked confidence.
"Then you still call yourself my mother..."
Wei Qingyu's eyebrows stood up.
"What's wrong with me? Do you understand that if you break it down, it means that my sister is a beautiful woman from a good family? This is called the royal sister style!"
"It's better than you talking dirty words and looking at men like animals, right?"
Leng Han was stunned and speechless.
Wei Qingyu said seriously,
"Little Ice Cube, my sister made you big with shit and piss. I watched helplessly as you transformed from a beautiful and bubbly little girl to a delinquent girl and then to a female devil that everyone hides and an older single leftover girl. , Sister, I really wish I could become a monster with infinite strength like Lin Chou - so that every time I preach, I would turn a deaf ear to you and then beat you on the ground. Only after I beat you can I reason with you, right? Is this what you said? of?"
Leng Han blushed.
Wei Qingyu continued to teach earnestly,
"It's not easy to find a man who can make you repent, why don't you know how to cherish it?!"
Leng Han said coldly,
"I don't!"
His tone then weakened,
"But... I did everything you asked... cram school, dresses, banquets, jewelry... and even gave you gifts... several times..."
Wei Qingyu only felt that his teeth were itching and his scalp was numb.
"You still have the nerve to say...don't think I don't know that you took off the etiquette cram school teacher's jaw three times! That teacher now mentions you as if he's seen a ghost!"
"I attended the banquet twice in total, and you left early three times!"
"What you are wearing is also called jewelry... If I weren't, do you know what Origin Crystal Diamonds are and how to match them?"
"Gift, I get so angry when I talk about this gift..."
"I won't tell you the first time. You gave me a bow. I didn't know about it at that time."
"What did you give me the second time? A box of swords, guns, swords and halberds and... bombs?"
"The third time, a hammer weighing more than 10,000 kilograms!"
"The fourth time, actually... it's still a fucking hammer?!"
"Bah, I hope the world will forgive me for my dirty words. I really can't hold it in anymore."
Leng Han: "..."
Leng Han shrank back every time he said a word.
Wei Qingyu is even more aggressive, or in other words, he hates iron but cannot make steel.
"Come on, come on, please explain to me the meaning of giving these things to me."
"ah?!"
"Even if you give me a candle, a whip, an eye mask, a football suit or something like that, I'll admit it with all my heart!"
"What do you mean by giving me a hammer?"
"Your exciting childhood of bloody battles?!"
"I think you are a hammer!!"
Leng Han: "..."
"It's not easy to find someone stupid enough to hear your name without rolling his eyes in fear, so you're going to try to make him brave, right?"
"Okay... you're not convinced, right? Let me put it another way. You said you can't even catch up with a piece of wood that can't run away. What's the use of this 36D?"
"I'm finally convinced. You might as well tie Xiao Linzi up with a chain and carry him home, so that I don't have to worry about you."
Leng Han's eyes suddenly burst into light, and then he lowered his head slumpedly,
"Can't beat..."
Wei Qingyu sneered and laughed,
"Yo yo yo, Lieutenant General Leng Han, who we have defeated Mingguang Invincible, finally admits that your tendons are useless? Tsk - then you go and practice. The fourth level cannot be used at the fifth level, and the fifth level cannot be used at the tenth level. Sooner or later, if you can beat me, then you can tie Xiao Linzi to your waistband like a puppy, and why are you talking to me about it?"
Rolled his eyelids,
"Anyway, sister, I don't dare to teach you this cold Tyrannosaurus. I'm cherishing my life for fear of being beaten to death."
Leng Han blinked, feeling aggrieved.
She looked at the angry Wei Qingyu, suddenly knelt down and took the brown paper bag, crushing the hazelnut shells with two fingers, and after a while she gathered a handful, and put it in front of Wei Qingyu's eyes with a pouted mouth.
"Well, here it is for you to eat."
Wei Qingyu lowered his head,
"you you..."
His teeth were gritting loudly, and he was trembling with anger.
Leng Han was trembling,
"What...what's wrong..."
Wei Qingyu almost screamed,
"Have you ever seen a lady who can crush dozens and dozens of hazelnut shells with one hand...ah no...with two fingers?!"
Leng Han:? ? ?
"But...you're still biting it with your teeth..."
"I'm so serious!!"
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Leng Han felt so tired.
Wei Qingyu chewed on his braided silver teeth.
"Hey, today you can crush hazelnuts, and tomorrow you can crush other people's eggs..."
A feeble sigh,
"Forget it, there's no one in the entire base city who doesn't know your glorious title of Miss Leng, the Egg-Smashing Monster."
Leng Han opened his mouth,
"I do not..."
Interrupted.
Wei Qingyu said oh,
"Yes, what don't you have? Which one do you think sounds better, Planned Parenthood or Egg-Breaking Mania?"
"..."
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Wei Qingyu also felt very tired.
Leng Han was completely subdued and finally realized that she could not speak to Wei Qingyu, who looked more like a mother than a sister and was full of truth.
"Then... what should I do? Besides, I seem to have said the wrong thing again today."
Wei Qingyu said helplessly,
"What did you say again?"
Leng Han told what happened today and added at the end,
"But he didn't seem to hear it."
Wei Qingyu lay down without a ladylike image and slumped in the chair.
"My aunt, what's wrong with you? What nerve is wrong?"
Leng Han looked confused,
"What's wrong, his family...my, my, my, my family..."
Wei Qingyu covered his face and raised his head after a long time.
"First of all, first point, sister is very pleased that your brain full of muscle knots can actually think of such high-end words as "well-matched". I hope it's not a flash of inspiration."
"Secondly, secondly, this damn thing...I...I..."
Wei Qingyu went crazy,
"In terms of strength, there are only a handful of people in the entire base city who can press Xiao Linzi to the ground. In terms of power, let alone the wind or the rain. But as long as they have eyes and are not blind, they know not to stretch their claws randomly. Money...forget it, just thinking about that expensive lady makes me so heartbroken that I can't breathe."
Leng Han continued to be confused and shook his head - why did this seem different from what she thought?
Wei Qingyu danced like crazy for a while, got tired, and then collapsed.
"In a word, if we really want to say that they are the first generation of rich people and you are at most the second generation of rich people, do you still expect to prick their 'fragile glass heart'?"
"I'd like to thank you on behalf of Xiao Linzi. You worry too much! It's a shame you thought of it..."
"Stop talking nonsense. The beast wave has passed. Come to me on time at eight o'clock tomorrow morning. I think I have to continue to teach you this lesson!"
"..."
Am I overthinking?
Am I wrong?
So, he is not angry at all? !
The sun suddenly shone brightly in Leng Han, and he scattered the hazelnut shells casually.
"I am leaving!"
"Eh? What are you doing... Come back... You... Do you still want to go to cram school... Come back to me..."
