Chapter 791: Playing tricks in class (Part 2)

Style: Science Author: Qin ShanguanWords: 4445Update Time: 24/01/12 08:48:21
It's hard to express the current state of the warlock - emmmm, because just now this guy took advantage of the money and meat while it was hot.

To be precise, it was snatched from Lord Gungun's bear paw.

Seeing Gungun about to put the whole piece of money meat into his mouth and chew it, Lin Chou was really startled and shouted on the spot.

Fortunately, the warlock's eyesight and hands were quick and he apparated and snatched it away, taking a few bites of it himself.

Mmp, Gungun only has such a bloodline ability. If it converts the gravity field into strength value, even if it is exchanged for 8 million points, it won't work. Guys like Mingguang who are counting on Gungun as an air defense system will be blinded by tears on the spot. .

What? The warlock ate it secretly? oh!

God knows which skills or skills the warlock has been sealed and what attributes have been changed. Lin Chou didn't even have time to take a look at the warlock before he disappeared with a "boom".

But looking at the nearly ten-meter-tall silver flame beauty that suddenly jumped up from the melon on this guy's round head and danced on a pole, his attributes must be off the charts, right?

Lin Chou easily squeezed the peeling gray mist produced after the Apparition, but there was no feeling to it.

explain,

"As expected, it was modeled after Sister Qingyu. It looks much better than the green evil fire."

The potted plant murmured in a cry,

"Even the phantom limb breasts are so big! How can it be swollen?"

The warlock was very angry, very angry.

Low-level evolvers showing off their momentum in front of high-level evolvers are usually seen as provocations. Mr. Gungun is still territorial - taking advantage of my warlock's weakness to regain health, three or two big cats and kittens will dare to jump up and down on your warlock master's territory. Got wild?

Using such crude and cheap moves one after another, and using bullshit mental storms to insult this warlock? !

——So the old warlock rolled up his sleeves, put down his hood and got on.

Use some more professional adjectives to describe the current state of the warlock:

Muscular and majestic.

An ape has a male dog's waist on its back and can run a horse on its arms.

——Of course, the above are the visual special effects of spiritual body simulation.

There were literally two ponies running around on his arms.

The two curved and ferocious giant horns are burning with raging evil fire. The silver flame beauty's clothes are fluttering in the flames. Every movement is full of exotic style, and even the subtle expressions on her face are full of charm, and her eyes are full of charm. There was even a flash of spiritual light in her body, like a living thing. It seemed that the increase in spiritual power had some unexpected impact on the beauty of the silver flame.

The warlock under Silver Flame Beauty is not so harmonious:

This is a weird, foggy muscular man. You can directly see the deltoid muscles on his back from the bulging gray strip-shaped pectoralis major muscles - there is not even a single bone underneath the muscles.

The fire in his scarlet eyes was scorching, and Liu Renjun's mental storm was directly wiped out with a wave of his hand.

To a spiritual master like Warlock, the eruption of this kind of indiscriminate and large-scale spiritual storm is as conspicuous and disgusting as if a dirty beast pooped under his nose. Twice in a row.

There is nothing worse than this behavior, nothing!

If the tiger doesn't send the cat away, do you think I'm critically ill?

The warlock's rough voice still sounded like ten thousand estrus old birds showing off their love to each other. He said,

"Hello!"

How could Liu Renjun, who was in a violent state, hear a faint "hello" of less than 20 decibels, which was similar to the noise of electricity.

"boom!"

The evil fire on the warlock's two giant horns directly turned into the chimney of the steel-making furnace.

An old evolutionist grabbed a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and started to eat them.

"Well, he has successfully angered Lord Warlock."

The evolvers on the city wall were shocked.

"Hey, this is the time to make another wave of anal sex."

"Tsk, tsk, I was still thinking just now. I'm afraid no one can cure that man's spiritual talent. Why did he forget about Master Warlock? It's been a long time since I saw Master Warlock duel with someone."

"I'll go, I'll go, why is the Warlock Master here? Why does he dare to ignore the Warlock Master?!"

"This guy is dead."

Well, everyone knows the so-called duel.

Among the Mingguang Evolvers, there are many whose brains are covered with muscle lumps. Of course, there are also those like Shan Ye whose brain cells are directly shaped like axes.

Just like this, a group of people gather together, and it is as natural as eating and drinking water to put together the health bar without confirming their eyes. There are not too many challenges such as life and death in the martial arts competition. Not only are the evolved people accustomed to it, but also ordinary people on the street. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw it online. It would be more serious to find a small bench and watch them play happily.

The superiors can't take care of this, well, they don't bother to take care of it.

As long as no one is killed, go ahead and fiddle with it. If you don't learn from each other, where will progress come from?

The old man eating melon seeds said,

"What a long time, just last year there were eight guys challenging Lord Warlock!"

"Eh? Why have you never heard of it?"

The old man Guazi said disdainfully,

"Hey, that's because you are ignorant."

"Uh, are you all beaten down?"

The old man smiled and said,

"They were all beaten to death!"

""

The people around him took a deep breath.

The old man added,

"Oh, I remembered wrongly. Seven of them were beaten to death - the last one choked to death while eating meat buns on the way to the venue."

Mahler is a big watermelon, no wonder not a trace of news came out!

“I don’t care what happened??”

The old man with melon seeds clicked his lips and fully felt the salty taste of the melon seeds.

"Who cares, why don't you care? The warlock's unpaid taxes and fines are still ranked first in the entire base city, including those big families - a total of 1,898,673,400 One hundred and fifty-four circulation points.”

""

I was wrong, even breathing is my fault!

In fact, most people in Mingguang don't show any ill will toward "black households" who don't enter the city, homeless people in the wilderness, various tribes, etc. (although they still use knives and axes when conflicts arise), but basically there is nothing wrong with them. biased.

Mingguang is very receptive to foreign illegal households. The process of applying for a Mingguang household registration basically takes more than an hour. Even when Mingguang was just established and the population was relatively small, it even adopted some unscrupulous methods.

Can you imagine:

A group of Mingguang Evolutionaries squatted in a small dark room, rolled up their arms and sleeves, and chanted slogans like "hard work, struggle, population, future, have more children and less trees" with their faces on their faces, and then formed a group to engage in pyramid schemes in the wilderness. No, they formed a gang and went to the wilderness to persuade those "black people". When the reasoning didn't make sense, they immediately knocked the opponent unconscious and carried him back to brainwash him while wearing a suit of tendons and origin armor.

This makes Mingguang's composition extremely complicated. The famous family of "Pilasso", who was beaten wildly on Lushan Mountain, came to Mingguang in this way.

Having said so much, I actually have only one meaning:

The world is so big and there are so few living people. Wouldn’t it be better for everyone to love each other and be a family?

The world has become like this, and the entire human race may be in danger at any time. You still want to do this? !

If possible, Mingguang is willing to accept anyone to live in the city and welcome them with hands and feet - but at least not in this way.

It's okay to serve food on the table, but if you want to lift the table so that no one can eat, that's a bit unethical!

Then another meaning also came out,

"Master Warlock, hammer him!"

"You're so tender~"

"Anal him!!"

Wen Dao has different professions and specializations. We have no control over your professional field in the spiritual field. We are the salted fish responsible for calling 666.

But no one thought that it would be embarrassing enough to go up and fight Liu Renjun while holding the nosebleeds with one hand.

Face is indeed a good thing, who doesn’t want it?

Especially for the unlucky Lord Warlock, who has been the most unpopular figure in Tianzi for more than two hundred years since Mingguang was founded, when did so many people cheer for him and cheer him on?

When most of them saw him, half of them wished that their parents had given birth to six more legs so that they could run sideways. The other half had broken ankles, epilepsy, anemia and shock. There is no way to run away.

Lord Warlock, one is happy and the other is excited. Good guy, let’s just say that my Lord Warlock’s luck has come and the sun is shining. Okay, okay. Since the arrival of Lord Sanhuang and Lin Chou, the sky that has shrouded my Lord Warlock’s head has The dark clouds were completely dispelled by the bright evil fire!

The warlock was so excited that he held the horse on his arm and danced a fierce sword storm for everyone, and threw the two ponies Pia Chi, who were almost out of shape, to the ground.

With one hand,

"Haha, Chengzheng, Chengzheng!"

Won a round of applause.

If it weren't for the wrong timing, Liu Renjun would have really wanted to yell, "Who are you trying to get on top of, snakeskin, you're crazy!" or something like that. Who the hell is this guy who just popped up so casually? It's so inexplicable, is he a clown?

Considering that this beautiful woman with a flaming head standing on top of her head was not easy to mess with at first glance, and waved away her mental storm, she was actually more troublesome than she looked. Liu Renjun sneered, finding it very interesting,

"Who are you? Tell me your name! A certain Liu Renjun has never met anyone with spiritual power, nor has he killed nameless ghosts!"

"Warlock."

Liu Renjun said oh,

His expression suddenly stiffened, and his voice changed like a drake being choked.

The Lord Warlock is really famous and terrifying!

Liu Renjun almost suppressed the mental storm surging in his head with a green face, and laughed dryly,

"Jiujiu Yang called me just now. Do you know me?"

There were boos.

I'm afraid this person doesn't even have a face.

However, when everyone thought of the guy that Old Man Guazi talked about who choked on a meat bun and died on the road, they couldn't help but look at Liu Renjun with a bit of sympathy (xing) (zai) into (le) points (huo).

The Lord Warlock smiled slightly, with a simple and honest expression. The beauty with silver flames above his head had charming eyes.

"Psychic storm, huh?!"

"Oh~"

The silver-flame beauty above Lord Warlock suddenly let out a tearful cry, and everyone who heard it subconsciously tightened their legs and turned red.

Liu Renjun was different. He felt a great majesty crushing directly towards his sea of ​​spiritual power, as fast as thunder.

The competition of spiritual strength is a hundred times more dangerous than the physical fight with fists, and the victory or defeat, life or death, can only be decided by a thought.

However, the mental impact from the warlock was even thousands of times more terrifying than the mental storm caused by his unknown spiritual power that had increased several times. Before it even approached, it had already given him an irresistible idea.

"Oh, it turns out, can anyone really reach this level?"

Liu Renjun gave up resistance completely, which meant he was no longer afraid of being tortured to find out what was in his mind.

"Buzz~"

Liu Renjun felt a numbness in his head, and the pleasure surged like a tide, and all his sense was gone in an instant.

But what others saw was this:

Hearing a tender cry from the silver-flame beauty above the warlock's head, Liu Renjun's clear eyes instantly turned into confusion, and his entire facial expression became obscene. After an inexplicable violent tremor, his entire face was actually covered with a kind of emotion that could be described as It is the brilliance of "divine" - just like a sage based on the moral high ground.

""

"ha?"

"What's going on?"

Yes, that's right.

If Mr. Zhou Zhou were here, he would definitely be able to recognize at a glance the "Death Climax" named with awe by his humble apprentice.

Not fatal, causing no harm, but

Liu Renjun woke up from his confusion, and a strange cold and slippery feeling prompted him to look down at his legs.

"Pfft~"

"Ahhhh~"

"No, no, no, poof~"

Okay, I take it back, to some extent, this is indeed fatal critical damage.

"Don't do it!!"

Just when everyone was in a daze, an earth-shattering roar woke everyone up.

Lin Chou hung on the blazing shovel and flew whizzing from the west of Mingguang. When he flew to the second wall gate, he released his hands and smashed into the floor tiles next to the warlock with a bang.

Climbing out of the pit, patting the dust off his body, Chao Liu Renjun looked over for a few times before sighing and looking at the warlock up and down.

"Are you okay? Do you feel like something is wrong?"

Warlock:? ? ?

"Hey, you both ate my food. I was worried about it at first, but now it seems that everything is fine."

Lin Chou's well-intentioned efforts were in vain. It seems that sometimes some of the worries about Gou Yue's system are completely unnecessary.

"Let's go."

As he spoke, he waved his hand in an extremely handsome manner and made a gesture to scratch God's balls.

"Shovel it!"

Thirty seconds passed with no movement.

""

Lin Chou muttered in embarrassment to herself,

"Mad ran away accidentally. It may have to fly for a while."

"Whoosh!"

Then he tied himself tightly with the big iron chain that was attached to the shovel, and threw the shovel out again. The iron chain made a rattling sound, and as the shovel flew away and flew straight, Lin Chou made a "swish" sound. Then he flew out.

The evolvers were stunned,

“Excellent”

"Absolutely!"

Someone shouted,

"Hey, Boss Lin's skill with swordsmanship is just for fun, it's Li Shizhen's fault."

In the end, he actually heard it.

Along with the sound of the shovel breaking through the air, Lin Chou's suddenly arrogant voice was thrown all over the floor,

"If God had not given birth to someone in my forest, my path would have been like a long night!"