It has to be said that Lin Chou's ability to blame others is first-rate. He took it out without even realizing it, and it was clean.
Hey, at least Leng Han is definitely not the one to silence him first. If he wants to die, let’s all die together!
At any rate, the thing was finally made.
Everyone looked at the inverted seven-leaf iron lotus flower with a tricky angle and a sharp tip, and couldn't help but feel chills one after another.
——Thanks to Lin, he could really think of it and let the eldest daughter of a wealthy family make such a thing for him.
Especially when Lin Chou thrust the three-meter-long flowering pear through the dark donkey whip and disappeared completely in the end, the atmosphere reached its climax.
Twist the tail of the stick,
"Crack!"
The sharp metallic sound was simply chilling.
This sound was like a reminder. All the men present subconsciously tightened their legs, their faces turned green and strange.
Lin Chou moved the flower pear twice a little, turning half a circle to the left and a half to the right to find balance and feel.
"Hmm...where is it? This...hey, okay, hang it up!"
Then I pinched the tail of the flower pear and pulled it out little by little.
A group of fearless big bosses, the evolution bosses, looked at this scene and couldn't bear to watch it. The scene was so hesitant to speak.
When the flowering pear came out, a slightly messy and broken tube-like fascia hung on the seven-leaf sharp barb petals, twisted into a big knot.
Lin Chou let out a sigh and checked.
"It's done, everything that wasn't left behind has come out - eh, I heard that the master chef in Longxi who made this dish before the catastrophe could peel it all off just by boiling it in water and using chopsticks with longer roots. , this kind of craftsmanship is simply amazing, I am so impressed just thinking about it!"
Prince Huang covered his crotch with one hand and said with a sad face,
"Brother, Brother Chou, you are my real brother. Can you throw that thing away before talking? I look a little scared..."
The thing Lin Chou peeled off was the donkey's urethra. Generally speaking, ordinary people cut the donkey's whip and then peel off the urethra. However, that method is actually inferior:
One is unsightly; two it affects the taste.
That's why Lin Chou used such a cunning method and tool. After all, he didn't have the ability to dig in with a chopstick and bring out the layer of things completely. Little did he know that the psychological damage level of this thing to the pure men present was already MAX+++++
——A proper level of psychological shadow.
The next steps immediately made people disperse. These guys would rather go outside the city wall to be with the beast tide than stay here - every frame now shows the psychological endurance of all male creatures. A hysterical ordeal.
Peel off the outer layer of wrinkled skin, cut off excess fascia, fat, and residual meat, and you will become a polished commander in the end.
This thing is at least three meters long, and the thinnest part is about the thickness of a slightly larger plate. The whole thing is black and ferocious. If you judge it by human standards, emmmmm, the angle it tilts up is really tricky. Appalling level.
Huang Dashan crawled in from outside the city wall, squatted down and started to light a fire. He held his chin and thought about it, and then suddenly sighed,
"Wucao, Linzi, look at this black donkey D..."
Lin Chou heard this and stared at Shan Ye without blinking.
Master Shan’s face darkened.
"Fuck...I asked you to look at this black ass cock, what the hell are you watching me do!"
"Uh-huh."
Lin Chou nodded repeatedly, with a smile as gentle as the spring breeze blowing on his face, and looked at Lord Shan affectionately.
"..."
Shanye collapsed and everyone laughed wildly.
"I've heard from you, mother, you know how to do bad things, you're very tasteless."
A trace of lewd expression appeared on Master Shan's ferocious face,
"Look at this black donkey cock, its shape and angle...hehehe...hahaha...do you think of any 'words'?"
everyone,
"..."
What the hell... do you want dads to think of... short and weak, or comforting and comforting themselves? Everyone has their own advantages, whether they are fat or thin.
Mr. Shan smiled proudly, with the word "show off" written on his face.
"Take a closer look. Well, you must know that Confucius once said: An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but time cannot buy an inch of gold."
Everyone froze in unison.
"Don't tell me..."
"I'm not only black, thick and tall, but also a famous gun?!"
"Hiss! It's so terrifying. This shape...could...could it be...the legendary top ten famous guns - Cunjin?"
Another old scholar with a beard and a grandfather's evolution said generally,
"The top is red with purple in the middle, and there is gold in the purple. The gold is long...the gold is long...I rubbed...I agreed that nine is the number of poles...the number of poles...this is so fast. Why is the meter-long Dajin so fat?"
A group of people surrounded the chopping board, all clamoring to gain more knowledge.
"Damn it, no matter how hard you squeeze, it's not yours. Let me take a look first before I say anything!"
"Y is afraid of an inch of gold, and a golden gun can't fight with ribs... Damn, I'm lucky enough to see a living person at last, get out of the way, I'm going to have a fight today... ah... no. ..I’m going to gain knowledge today!”
"There is an inch of gold in the Central Plains, and there is a bronze beard right away, and the little white dragon in the North Sea... The horse is as big as a watermelon. This donkey already has an inch of gold, and it can grow into an inch of gold, so other species can't survive. , is this racial talent?!"
"Upstairs, I've welded the car door shut. No one can get out of the car until we finish talking today - isn't it ten? You just said three!!"
"What the hell does it look like? Damn it, don't squeeze...Who the hell took off their shoes... ugh..."
The onlookers who did not know the truth looked ignorant and too young:
"Wait, what on earth are you talking about..."
In exchange for a chorus of spitting,
"Bah, we are ashamed to be in your company!"
Lin Chou was dumbfounded and confused when he heard this - Damn it, these people can't study some positive, green and healthy things when they have nothing to do!
However, chaos has its advantages. Lin Chou had already taken the opportunity to mix the marinade and dry ingredients. No one saw it, and the confidentiality work was perfect.
When the evolver who went to Xue's house brought the ice wind box over, Lin Chou put the donkey whip into it by smearing it with dry ingredients and kneading it. The ice wind box was adjusted to normal temperature level four wind speed, and the time was set to sixteen sky.
The main ingredient of the dry ingredients is actually not much secret. It is just saltpeter made by local methods. It is very common in the base city. The rich minerals (well, actually impurities) give it a rather unusual brown sugar color or bronze color. It smells a little pungent.
The saltpeter mixed with simple spices such as green salt and mountain pepper that can remove the fishy smell is the dry ingredient used by Lin Chou to apply donkey whip - but in fact, Lin Chou artificially simplified the preparation method of the dry ingredient, making it authentic. The version requires a combination of epimedium, dogwood, dodder and more than a dozen kinds of Chinese herbal medicine.
Not to mention that Lin Chou didn't know the long-lost mixing ratio. Even if he knew it, he still couldn't find so many herbs. In these days of the Cataclysm, the word medicinal herbs was just a word, and the whole base city didn't know it. I can't find a few who can really recognize it.
This is just like the reason why it was almost impossible to find pure wild ginseng before the cataclysm but now there is no cultivated ginseng. There is no reason to explain it.
[Compendium of Materia Medica] has a special record, to the effect that donkey whip is sweet and warm in nature and flavor, strengthens yin and strengthens the disk, cures impotence, soreness and weakness of bones and muscles, bone tuberculosis, osteomyelitis, deficiency of qi and blood, women's insufficiency, etc.
In fact, they only use serious medicinal materials, which are of high value. Lin Chou strongly suggested that these old dirty turtles who think too much should face the wall and think about the past.
