The one who had been pinching him for a long time was wondering whether the young man in front of him might be a women's clothing boss with a side that was deeper than his strength.
After hearing Lin Chou's words, he was still a little dumbfounded, or it could be said to be cute.
Hey, oh, oh, oh, it took him a long time to pinch the big bun out of Lin Chou's half-broken clothes pocket.
"Emotions...are...such a bag...it feels pretty good..."
If Lin Chou hadn't been as weak as a lovelorn Si Gouzi, he would have wanted to slap this wretched uncle into the wall with his backhand, and forced himself to say,
"Otherwise, what do you think? Besides, do normal people have three... buns?!"
"Normal people don't hide buns in their clothes. It's so easy to misunderstand. In this day and age, taking it out is better than me... Bah, no, can you still find buns when you take it out??"
The elder brother looked embarrassed, lowered his face and whispered,
"Hey, little brother, little brother, I was wrong, I talked too much, I talked too much, please save some face... Another day, another day I will take a group of friends there, just pick the expensive ones without discounts, I will apologize to you, please Stop talking...I know your store, do you think..."
Lin Chou glanced sideways at the bun - "╭╮"
Well, this is arrogant and playful, and reserved and agreed.
The elder brother was very happy,
"Come, come, eat the buns, eat the buns, while they're hot... Could this be the 'Buryat buns' that have been rumored for a long time in the base city?"
"You know what you're doing..."
"Hey, that's, that's, we, fifth-level mutant Dong Xing, Cao Tou Chong Dong, walking Xing."
"..."
Lin Chou opened his mouth, waiting for the bun to enter his mouth.
However, it was too late and then the other evolutionist who was supporting Lin Chou was listening to the conversation between the two of them in a dumbfounded way. Suddenly, he let out a strange cry and disappeared with a "swish".
Not to mention that, by the way, he also took away the fish skin that Lin Chou used to hide his shame!
Half of the pants, two bare legs, half of the rags, and...
"Hey, you look thin when you take off your clothes and look slimmer. Little brother, how about your abdominal muscles?"
Dong Xing couldn't say any more because he followed everyone's gaze and glanced up.
"Fuck you mother...uncle, uncle, uncle..."
The three buns did not enter Lin Chou's mouth, and they were thrown into the air.
Lin Chou also raised his head, looking at Baozi who was able to recover and was about to cry without tears.
Above the head, I don’t know when a layer of dark images gradually appeared. It was a snake head with six faint blue vertical pupils. It was extremely huge, and its open mouth almost completely enveloped Lin Chou and the people below. , the leech-like ring-shaped body is gradually revealed from the back of the snake's neck.
Everyone can feel the darkness from those six eyes - the desire to eat!
It was unclear whether it was aimed at Baozi, Lin Chou, or everyone below.
"Isn't this just... Damn, what are you afraid of?"
Dong Xing was born in Mingguang and grew up in the era of catastrophe. If there were ghosts, vixens, etc., it would be like watching a cartoon and making him laugh out loud.
But before this blurry image was completely revealed, the sight and temperature made him only have one thought in his mind:
——Spirit! Gray fog!
Damn it, the person who shouted from the air just now is here! ! !
Dong Xing opened the outer road in two seas,
"No, isn't it Lord Warlock?"
The most annoying thing is that this guy actually patted his chest and let out a sigh of relief.
"Damn, it's really not Lord Warlock. I told you earlier, isn't it just the shadow of the Void Beast? I really thought Lord Warlock was here!"
The six-eyed snake closed its ferocious mouth suddenly, and seemed to make some kind of suspicious sound.
"emmmmmmmmm."
There was dead silence.
Lin Chou looked as if he had been frozen in a huge piece of jelly, blurry, and his body had changed into a ridiculous shape.
Then,
"Gudong."
It swallowed Lin Chou.
Leng Han's pupils suddenly dilated, his eye circles turned red, and he squeezed out a sound from between his teeth.
"brute..."
Then his face became solemn, his breath was like an abyss, and a sea of ice shook the sea,
"Help!!"
Many evolvers also knew that the situation was not good. Lin Chou had lost all his strength. If he entered the belly of the void beast again after being so weak, he would obviously be spoiled.
Each and every one of them had an extremely heavy source of light radiating from their bodies, forming layers of armor covering them. They raised their weapons,
"Roar!"
There were only dozens of people, crushing them like thousands of troops.
This is the true strength of the Evolver. As for the chaotic mine just now - what is that? Who the hell still remembers! whispering sound!
Even the six-eyed snake that had just swallowed Lin Chou was shocked, and its coiled body shrank obviously towards the center.
However, in the next second, the entire body of the hazy spiritual snake seemed to have turned into a huge diode, turning red from the inside out.
"What the hell..."
"???"
An idiot murmured,
"Explode, I'm so angry!"
The next second, a dark waterfall silently pushed away the yellow clouds, dropped down from the void, and flowed directly on the body of the six-eyed snake.
Nothing more, nothing less, impartial, just enough to cover it all.
The six-eyed snake's body only trembled for a moment, then seemed to have completely lost its activity, and the whole body was stagnant.
The roar of the waterfall whose source could not be determined exploded in everyone's mind, forming a meaning that only those with a level five or above could understand.
"Heaven and earth... condemn it together... Heaven and earth... condemn it together!"
The big guys who realized what was going on couldn't help but have a thought lingering in their minds,
"Eating this kid is a damn punishment from heaven?!"
How many evils has this imaginary beast committed...
That's not all. Lin Chou, who was still in the Six-Eyed Snake's intestine just now, popped up again out of nowhere.
I saw this guy with his buttocks exposed, half-kneeling on top of the motionless head of a six-eyed snake, with his left hand leaning on his knee to support his forehead, and his right hand holding a shovel, posing like a ruthless and powerful Sha Monk who had become a monk. Possessed thinker figure.
There are still words in his mouth,
"The ghost who dies under the locust tree will never be reincarnated!"
"The soul that lives under the locust tree will never enter reincarnation!"
Owner:
This, this, this,
Simply, simply insane!
"..."
"Damn it, I think this image will definitely be burned out of the chimney of the corpse furnace of Mingguang Funeral Home in the form of a four-frame comic after my death."
"Brother, I support you. You go ahead and I will narrate the story later."
Lin Chou had already scolded him in his heart, from the damn system to the eighteen generations of ancestors of this damn world!
God knows, Lin Chou didn't want to pretend to be this - at least not at this time, with this... equipment.
Who knows, the special effect of convenient shoveling is actually the same as the quick response of arm wrestling and the advertisement slogan of colorful snake king wine. They are all controlled by the system and automatically reply in a pattern!
"Buzz"
The six-eyed giant snake that occupied half of the sky peeled off and turned into ashes.
At the same time, the black waterfall rolled back into the sky, and everything returned to normal.
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