Chapter 726: When will I be able to match your beauty?

Style: Science Author: Qin ShanguanWords: 4471Update Time: 24/01/12 08:48:21
In Base City, on the day Lin Chou mysteriously disappeared, the Qinshan Martial Arts School was in a state of chaos.

Nearly half of the high-level evolvers were attracted by this news to Qinshan to watch the excitement. It is said that it took a full two hours for everyone to work together with smiles to subdue the violent, arrogant, and brainless guy.

Even so, the highly respected Principal Zhou still did not avoid the fate of being disfigured. At the very least, he would not be able to see anyone for three months.

Erhu and Gourdwa returned home with a heavy belly and told Uncle Tiger about it. Sister Hu fainted with a "burp" and woke up crying in agony.

Uncle Hu had no choice but to contact Bao Er. He looked at Sister Hu first and asked Bao Er to bring the news to Yanhuishan.

Bao Er didn't know what happened. He only heard that Lin Chou was "summoned" by a powerful evolver with a pillar more than 3,000 meters long. He stepped on the accelerator and stepped on Yanhui Mountain.

"The boss lady! Mr. Gungun! Master Shan! Something is very bad!!"

Huang Dashan was feebly sharing his sixth dark barbecue meal in the past few days with researcher Wu Ke, his face was squirming and every hair on his face was filled with displeasure.

"Oh? Is there any more disappointing news than eating six meals of burnt pork?"

"Boss Lin Linlin has been captured!"

Shan Ye Wu Ke was stunned.

After a long while, Mr. Shan slapped the table and laughed wildly.

"Your fucking brain is filled with lead? Arrest him? You might as well say that someone packed up the three walls of Base City last night and resisted them!"

At this time, the sullen Chi Zhi and the flustered Xiao Yourong came out from behind.

"The boss's convenience shovel was just taken away by a very strange vortex. It was not the boss's ability."

"Grass!"

Shan Ye overturned the table.

The news that Lin Chou had been captured was like a hurricane passing by, and it quickly reached the ears of those who were interested.

In the Wei family, Wei Tianxing overturned the table.

In the Wen family, Wen Zhongjiu overturned the table.

In the Leng family, Prince Leng overturned the table.

The garrison, Mr. Ye, overturned the table.

Zhao family, Second Master Zhao...

"Uh...Dad, come...please first..."

Zhao Qingcang took a look and smashed the table with a slap.

When the incident happened, Mo Hongniang stared at the desk in front of her blankly, not knowing what she was thinking——

"Bang, click!"

The entire production committee seemed to have heard the sound of their immediate boss smashing the table, and fell silent.

Invisible pressure spread over a large area, and a female voice that almost scared people to have myocardial infarction came from the office,

"Who is it? Who dares! How dare he!! Check! Check for me! Who is it!!"

Until Wan Junru, Leng Han's adjutant of the Second Bandit Brigade, came forward to clarify everything.

"The accident was not Mr. Lin's - it was our captain, Lieutenant General Leng Han. The Second Bandit Brigade confirmed the clues witnessed at the scene. The vortex and stone pillar that took Mr. Lin away were the Evolved Mi who went to sea with Lieutenant General Leng on a mission. Mi's bloodline skills left home - I just don't know why it was able to take away a large living person - and it was confirmed that Lieutenant General Leng's ship was attacked, and we have lost contact."

"boom!"

In the Leng family, after losing a thousand-year-old huanghuali tea table, another entire villa was forced to be demolished.

...

The three people who were still on the island did not know that the base city was now in a mess, and they were preparing breakfast.

To be more precise, it was a very rich, luxurious and nourishing breakfast.

Lin Chou put on a very formal look and introduced the contents of the breakfast to Leng Han and the Mi sisters.

"Well, look here, snake meat stewed with seabird eggs, seasoned with water celery and coriander seed paste, chili. Smell the aroma, isn't it very tempting?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Mimi's question came.

"What kind of snake is a cabbage snake? I've never heard of it..."

Lin Chou narrowed his eyes,

"It's all non-venomous snakes that can be eaten as food."

"Oh...that's right. What about the poisonous ones?"

Lin Chou's expression looked like he was looking at a fool, and he smiled.

"Poisonous snakes can naturally be remembered by name."

Mimi Mimi pondered for a long time and came to a conclusion,

"Hey, brother-in-law, you don't know what kind of snake this is?"

Lin Chou held his forehead.

Leng Han showed a very faint smile, which was like a display of the results of a person who couldn't smile who had practiced hard for twenty-eight times.

Lin Chou trembled and thought, why do you, old man, show me this weird smile that you smiled at the stone twenty-eight times when you woke up in the morning.

Of course, Lin Chou is not stupid.

So he said,

"Well, ahem, Leng Han, I think when you don't smile, you look... pretty good."

"Click."

A pebble as big as a fist turned into powder under Leng Han's hand.

"Hmm...cough cough cough...come on, let's take a look at the next dish - I don't know when I can go back. It's not idle to beat the children on a rainy day..."

Lin Chou quickly changed the topic,

"Dang, dang, dang, I would like to introduce the protagonist of our breakfast today, a very, very, very rare golden skunk!"

Lin Chou used three "extraordinary" words in a row, which proved that golden-haired skunks with the same color as gold and extremely poisonous were indeed very rare.

Mimi Mimi almost vomited,

"Brother-in-law, you worked hard for hours early in the morning just to roast this skunk?"

"It's a golden-haired skunk, which is very rare..." Lin Chou corrected with a serious look on his face, "After my boss personally tasted it, the taste is actually within the acceptable range of humans. Well, the meat taste is very scientific."

"vomit..."

"Come on, come on, here's the next dish, parsnip and snake soup, stewed with snake heads, bones and skins. It's very nourishing and delicious - ah, there's also this wild vegetable, fresh little Day lily, sea cabbage and half-cooked barnacle meat are served with fresh oyster juice - and the last dish is breaded and fried oyster meat!"

"How is it? Is it still very rich?"

Leng Han said,

"Thank you for your hard work. I feel much better. We won't be trapped on the island for a long time."

In addition to being weak, his tone was a little more energetic.

Lin Chou waved his hand, picked up a piece of fried oyster meat and handed it to Leng Han.

"Anyway, I don't have much to do. It's pretty good here, except that the ingredients are a bit lacking - by the way, what kind of strange beast did you encounter that is so powerful?"

Leng Han reached out and took it, put it in her mouth and chewed it. Her face looked very ugly.

"During this period, the Second Bandit Brigade and I have been tracking a phantom beast running around in the inland sea. It is only a few hundred meters long, but it has attacked more than a dozen sea hunting boats, causing countless casualties. At first we thought it was A young void beast that has lost its way...I still thought so until I met it."

"Actually?"

"Adult body! For some reason, the size is very different from the virtual beasts we usually see. It is very scary. The weapons transformed from extremely dense metal cannot cause substantial damage to it at all. It will only make it more furious. It also has the general virtual beast. With the ability of the mist nightmare to shuttle through the void, which the beast does not have, our ship was directly torn into pieces during the battle, and everyone scattered to avoid it. Huh... This has never happened since the second bandit brigade began to perform its mission. Such a fiasco.”

Lin Chou's eyes lit up,

"Is it a virtual beast? Last time I used your extremely dense metal arrows to kill one, but unfortunately I couldn't... Is it injured? How does the blood taste? Is it fishy or sweet? Is it black or red in color?"

"..."

Even Leng Han was at a loss for words.

"you......"

Lin Chou sat cross-legged,

"I really want to see these cute...oh no, hateful ingredients right now!"

Mimi Mimi's expression is very strange,

"Ingredients?"

Lin Chou started again,

"As a Mingguang person, living in an era of catastrophe with infinite possibilities, your imagination should be richer and your ideas should be bolder!"

"Think about it, one day you will be sitting on the top of the mountains, eating the flesh of the void beast, drinking the five-color snake king wine, and talking about the country. Isn't that scene... worth looking forward to?"

Mimi said to Mimi,

"Our brother-in-law... how many times have we watched Shushan and cultivated immortality?"

Lin Chou coughed,

"What nonsense are you talking about? To put it bluntly, this is called a cook's instinct, isn't it? What's the difference between a dream of throwing the whole world into the pot and adding some salt to it, and salted fish?!"

"..."

Mimi murmured to herself, and a string of barrage of basic etiquette popped out of her mouth.

“Big guys are very particular”

"666"

"RBQ"

"show"

"The Show of Tihua"

"The most beautiful skin"

"When will I be able to match your beauty?" Xu Gong in the north of the city sighed and said, "I can't match your beauty!"

"Mom asks, kneel down!"

Mimi picked it up immediately,

"Kneel? What are you kneeling for? Stand up for me and applaud!!"

Well, these two kids must have watched Brother Wuyong’s live broadcasts a lot, and their minds are really twisted.

Lin Chou made a virtual pressing gesture very cooperatively.

"Without any ceremony, keep your body flat, do basic exercises, don't sit down, just sit down."

Leng Han rolled his eyes.

"Stop acting, there are no judges here."

Leng Han took out a green radish-like object from the pot.

"Is this what you baked last night?"

"Hmm... parsnips are delicious. You can try them."

"The taste is indeed good," Leng Han suddenly said, "There is very little food on this island?"

Lin Chou was stunned, but nodded.

Then it doesn’t matter,

"The island formed by the accumulation of volcanic lava seems to have been formed in the early stage of the catastrophe. It did not last long enough and the surrounding marine life has not fully recovered - there are very few food materials available on the island."

"But it doesn't matter. There are still things in the sea. I'm afraid that if you eat fish and shrimp every day, it will be detrimental to your body's recovery. Who knows how long you will have to stay on this island?"

Lin Chou thought for a while and then said,

"If it doesn't work, I will find some materials to make a boat and drag you back to Mingguang. It won't take long anyway, it will be quick. Even if the road may be a bit difficult, it will still be under the condition of not encountering the fog nightmare."

Leng Han said,

"By the way, was it also on such a volcanic island when you met the bloody corpse?"

Lin Chou was stunned again.

"Hey, how could such a coincidence happen? Who would put eggs in one basket... In fact, what the warlock said makes sense. Maybe, it's really some stupid villain who can't figure it out and wants to destroy the world? emmmm, I'm afraid this person's IQ is a bit lacking. Things like living corpses have long been out of date. In the early days of the Cataclysm, Mingguang survived with nothing, let alone now... If I were handsome, he would definitely be the first Let’s start with the fathers of strange beasts...first..."

Leng Han suddenly shouted,

"What did you say?!!"

Lin Chou was startled,

"I said destroy the world... No, it's because the villain's IQ is overdue... That's not right either, it's..."

Leng Han said word by word,

"Start with... alien beasts..."

The Mi sisters stopped swallowing, and their faces full of muscles showed a "ferocious" in capital letters that could not be described in words.

"Boss, are you talking about rebelling against the party?"

Leng Han lowered his head,

"I don't know, the possibility is very high. It can be seen from the last attack on Sikong that the rebels actually know the base city well, and even... there is a sense of teasing... They seem to be hiding in The termites and mice in the darkness are always ready to turn the entire bright light into an empty shell. What do they want? What do they rely on?"

Lin Chou was confused when he heard this.

"How do you know that he must be a traitor to the party? Aren't they...have been tormenting ordinary people in the base city?"

Leng Han nodded and shook his head,

"I still have a very bad feeling. Forget it, let's not talk about it anymore."

Lin Chou shrugged.

"I'm talking about Lieutenant General Leng, Comrade Leng~ Can't you put down your great career or something, take a break, and do something that a girl of your age should do?"

Leng Han's face was filled with suspicion.

"At my age? What should I do?"

Lin Chou was speechless for a moment.

"This... that... just like..."

Eyes rolled,

"Well, the world is so big, why not go and see it?"

Leng Han doubted,

"Isn't that right? They can't even get out of the base city, right?"

This "they" should generally refer to that "them", well, it is "them".

"Oh, don't worry about these details, as long as the meaning is correct."

Leng Han thought carefully, his eyes sparkling,

"Well, I'll think about it carefully."

Lin Chou said in a desperate tone,

"Then you have to hurry up. After all, time waits for no one~"

Leng Han's eyebrows instantly stood up.

"Eh? Look at me doing...ouch...you hit...oh...in the face..."

"Don't hit... You're still injured, so how can you have so much strength... Ouch..."

It hurts, and I feel happy.

Lin Chou still vaguely remembered the last time he was hit by Leng Han on the city wall with a mace transformed from extremely dense metal. The sour feeling... was simply... hiss...

Maybe it was because of his conscience that the Cold Tyrannosaurus didn't bring out that heavyweight weapon this time.

Hehe, it seems that so much ham is not wasted, it is still useful to some extent.

After finishing breakfast noisily, Lin Chou thought about how to find a way to get someone to pick him up.

"Sigh... It's a pity that we didn't bring Fan Rui with us. Otherwise, we could have just shot your extremely dense metal back into the bright light and asked them to follow us - someone must have discovered that we are missing now, right?"

"Actually..."

Leng Han said embarrassedly,

"It's useless even if you brought it. I...the extremely dense metal is still in the Void Beast's body. I can sense it, but I can't get it back...it's like it's been shielded..."

Hey, don't tell me, that's really not what Lin Chou cares about at this moment.

But——

Damn,

Case solved!

The reason why I didn’t hit Ben Shuai with a mace turned out to be nothing more than a conscience discovery...

Making up your own mind will hurt others and yourself.