After talking for a long time, Qin Sheng asked,
"So Brother Chou, you... picked this thing up? This is too lol!"
Lin Chou really wanted to slap this naughty kid to death. MMP had never seen such an ignorant guy - although to a certain extent, he was indeed telling the truth.
But damn, this is really damaging to my boss’s glorious and majestic image, right:
Hunting back and picking up corpses are completely different things!
This is serious.
This is very serious.
It's as serious as Lin Chou hanging a plaque in the tavern saying "We feel at home" but insisting that Master Shan read it as "Women's Treasure".
Being serious, Lin Chou couldn't do anything to this naughty kid. Not only could he not do anything to him, he also had to cook dinner for him honestly.
I don’t know what the specific scientific name of Silly Roe Deer is, but as a being that even the damn system is too lazy to pay attention to, it is a worthy death to kneel in the hands of Boss Lin, who is one of the best cooks in the entire Zushan no-man’s land.
Lin Chou was peeling off the skin, removing the entrails, and washing the meat. The bonfire over there had already been lit. As a result, Lao Zhou's voice rang again, and at the same time, a certain video device began to flash a green light.
"Qin Sheng, Qin Sheng, report your location. Why has the school still not found your location? Where are you?"
Qin Sheng waved his little hand, and the friends gathered firewood and started a fire. They were busy and lively. He also specially gave a profile to Lin Chou who was busy.
"Teacher, teacher, we are ready to start dinner. Brother Chou has caught a very big beast. We will have delicious food soon!"
"Oh...Actually, it's time to gather for the game, but given that your position is very awkward...Ahem, teacher, I'm sorry, there are too many teams to take care of...But Mr. Xia, who belongs to your team, is the strongest , I'm sure there won't be any problems, right? Don't cause trouble for the teacher, don't catch the herdsmen's pigs, cattle and sheep, and don't harm the crops, you know? Your outing this time represents the reputation of Qinshan Martial Arts School, you know? "
"Oh, okay, okay, teacher, just be at ease!"
Lao Yiyi was indeed reassured after hearing this. What followed was nothing more than repeated instructions to pay attention to safety and complaints about how damn the school's broken positioning system was.
After the call ended, Qin Sheng made a "yeah" gesture.
"Done... everyone did a good job. You can't tell from the video that we are in Zushan - Hey! I said that the classmate who took out all his homework books and was busy is a bit too much. He is still an actor. You are not. Take a look at yourself without peeing, and you passed the cultural class... No, did your score in the cultural class exceed double digits??"
...
In fact, among the many teams in the agricultural and pastoral areas south of the city, Lao Zhou expressed his despair.
While wiping the black ash on his face, he pulled out the charred potatoes from the fire.
"Oh... unlucky... I originally wanted to have some food with Mr. Lin... Lao Li, you know, Mr. Lin's cooking is so fragrant, it's simply amazing. ——Ham rice balls, knife plate fragrant, pickled pork, sizzling beef... It's a pity that their team disappeared somewhere. The south of the city is so big, and the activity time is only one day, alas..."
Lao Li held the charred potatoes with a pious expression on his face:
"Keep talking, keep talking, don't go off topic, otherwise you won't be able to eat dinner!"
...
In Zushan, not to mention others, even they themselves don't know where they are, a small team is helping to wash vegetables.
Xia Yu said,
"Brother Chou is really awesome. I just went out for a spin...Brother Chou, can you really eat all these dishes?"
Qin Sheng said,
"It's definitely edible. Brother Chou is the best and most famous chef in the whole base city, he's awesome!"
Lin Chou smiled and said,
"You guys, you don't even know wild vegetables. Well, this is rock leek, this is wild garlic, wild onion, wild lily bulb, sage, artemisia...ah, this is amazing, this is cattail, very sweet Yes, it can be eaten raw...and this, this little thing is a water chestnut, it can also be eaten raw, it's crispy and fragrant."
"When I was a child, my family had to rely on this for a lot of time - especially my father and grandfather's generation. They lived on wild vegetables most of the year. At that time, rat jerky was still the main source of protein. It’s not like now, it’s all nostalgic food.”
Qin Sheng said,
"Brother Chou, do you really eat mice? I've never even seen one..."
"Why don't you eat it? Dried rat meat is still the flagship product of the taverns in the alleys of Xiacheng District."
Qin Sheng suddenly shuddered.
At this time, Calabash Baby, whose nose was running like a river, said,
"My mother dried rat meat every year. She used the dried chili sticks she got and burned them into ashes and then rubbed them to keep them for a year or two! When you want to eat them, they are delicious roasted or stewed. They can also be stewed. Soup..."
Qin Sheng's eyes were full of gold stars.
"Stop talking...let me go...I want to eat later..."
Xia Yu made a sound,
"Humph, your dad is Secretary Qin. Who knows what kind of life we have been living in Xiacheng District? If you haven't eaten before, you haven't eaten. What does your disgusting expression mean? When I was a child, I ate dried rat meat even once. It’s like celebrating the New Year, so do you feel disgusted when you look at me now?!”
Qin Sheng said with a bitter face,
"Sister Yu, sister Yu, I didn't mean that...Hey, please don't misunderstand me, I...I..."
Qin Sheng grabbed a wooden stick and looked around, almost going crazy.
"Actually, I've long wanted to try the famous pink meat jerky. I'm going to catch a mouse and let Brother Chou stew it!"
Lin Chou rolled his eyes. Is this child going through puberty too early?
"You can't catch the mouse even if it's there, but... Dasha, take him in that direction. I found bamboo bushes and bamboo rat holes over there. You might be able to catch some alive if you go digging. If you dig up some bamboo shoots, bring them back too."
"okay!"
After Dasha Qin Sheng and Calabash Baby left, Erhu said with a smile,
"Sister Yu, Brother Sheng's father is a high-ranking official in the sex committee. Don't you think about it?"
Xia Yu raised her delicate and small chin,
"Humph, you're a little kid, what do you know!"
Erhu shrugged and thought to himself, Qin Sheng, Qin Sheng, I, Erhu, can only help you up to this point. If you talk any more, your ears will be twisted and you will be taught the principles of life.
Erhu turned to Lin Chou and said,
"Brother Chou, how can we eat such a big roe deer?"
Lin Chou said,
"I'll use the mushrooms you washed to stew. I'll find a big stone and dig a stone pot later. Aunt Hu didn't say she was going out for a spring outing. I didn't bring any seasonings, and I didn't make any preparations. Let's just make do with it. ...How about I ask Si Gouzi to go back to the store and bring some seasonings or something?"
"Scared, can you still eat mushrooms? Forget about the seasoning... Finally, we can go out to Zushan to gain some knowledge, and let us feel what Zushan tastes like."
Lin Chou smiled,
"You are a big kid, and you have a lot of ideas - I have used this mushroom before, it is called Maitake mushroom, and it always coexists with a kind of leech. Some are poisonous and some are not poisonous. I won't tell you how to identify them. If you see a tree with this mushroom growing on it, just stay far away. If you are not strong enough, you will probably be sucked into a mummy, or you will be poisoned and die."
"Oh...I have never eaten mushrooms in my entire life. What does this thing taste like? Is it delicious?"
"Of course it's delicious, very fresh, especially when stewed with meat - Maitake mushroom itself contains a very beneficial enzyme that can make the meat tender. There was a famous steak dish before the Cataclysm that used this mushroom. Maitake mushroom sauce.”
Erhu said with admiration,
"Brother Chou, you know so much and are so powerful. My dad said that you are going to marry the famous Leng Han. Is it true?"
Before Lin Chou could say anything, Xia Yu jumped up with a cry,
"Wow, Brother Chou, is it true? Are you being coerced by her, the tigress who scared Lao Zhou into unconsciousness?! Sigh... She looks very powerful at first glance. It seems that my brother can't save you either. ...How about I trust the relationship? I heard that there is a girl in the next class whose mother is a junior for thirty-five years. Without her, she is a bitch who can't be separated... Ahem, a couple who can't be separated, they are beautiful but not sticky. People can leave as soon as they finish their errands, and the prices are affordable and regular customers can get discounts!”
Lin Chou,
"..."
Erhu said strangely,
"Sister Yu, have you ever seen that woman named Leng Han? I heard that she is very powerful. The Youth Development Committee specially awarded her a certificate of bravery for a young woman. No gangster in her hands can see the sun the next day. .”
"Erhuzi, are you stupid? She is the woman on Lushan who is as cold as an iceberg!"
"Wow, it turns out I have seen... This Leng Han is so beautiful."
"You men are all the same, you are obsessed with sex!"
"..."
What else could Lin Chou say? He couldn't even digest the knowledge points discussed by these children.
Si Gouzi stretched his neck in confusion and sniffed - so strange, why did I smell the same kind of scent again?
Lin Chou banged the pot, washed it, stir-fried the ingredients, added soup and meat.
"Keep the fire going, and I'll take care of that bit of soap locust."
Erhu and Xia Yu were startled.
"Soapwood? Brother Chou, what are you doing with that thing? The teacher talks about the guy who used the soapberry tree to wash clothes and his hands melted off every day..."
Lin Chou explained,
"Gap is indeed very dangerous to low-level awakened people, but the seeds in the pod are still very good. It is very good for the cardiovascular system. It replenishes qi and blood. It is a natural soup. It is recorded in the Compendium of Materia Medica. 'Wind paralyzes evil spirits, causes tears to flow from the limelight, and benefits the nine orifices'. It is also called saponin rice and white seed kernels... I picked some naturally dried white seed kernels. I can use them to make porridge or soup when the time comes. , I also brought some back to see if I could grow them. There was a dessert at the state banquet before the catastrophe, which was rock sugar wolfberry white seed kernels."
Then soak the white seed kernels in hot water. Just as the work here was finished, Dasha Qin Sheng and others also came back.
"Brother Chou, I only caught two bamboo rats, but they gnawed all the bamboo shoots."
The two plump bamboo rats each weighed seven or eight kilograms, which was ridiculously fat. From this, you can imagine the harm they caused to the few bamboo clumps.
Lin Chou rubbed his hands.
"This is my favorite. The roasted bamboo rat tastes amazing. Hey, I'll take off their fur first."
Qin Sheng shouted dissatisfied,
"Didn't you say that the wilderness is full of living corpses of strange beasts? We have been here for a long time, but we haven't seen a single one except a flat-headed brother that no one can afford to mess with. The teacher lied to us again..."
Lin Chou said,
"There may be a tide of beasts in a while, and the alien beasts don't know where they are gathering. Besides, although this dog is of no use, it is a real sixth-level one. Who doesn't have the guts to dare?" Is it wandering in front of you and getting impatient?"
"..."
Fortunately, these children don't have much idea about levels. They only know that level 6 should be very powerful.
Lin Chou chopped off the fur from the bamboo rat in his hand, burned it over charcoal fire, washed it in the stream, and then shaved it again. The fur was already clean.
The plump bamboo rat was disemboweled and tied to a branch in the shape of the word "Feng". The flesh was tight and the rat skin was white and delicate. Without its head, it looked normal and unbelievable.
Qin Sheng said excitedly,
"This should be similar to a mouse. It also has the word "rat" in its name! Hehe!"
Then he looked directly at Xia Yu, acting as if he was ready to sacrifice his life for justice at any time.
Xia Yu curled her lips and whispered,
"childish."
Lin Chou tied up the bamboo rats and set out a pile of charcoal fire.
"Come on, come on, get busy. This is your spring outing. You can make enough food and clothing by yourself. These two bamboo rats... you hold the branch here, you hold it there, um, yes, keep this distance from the charcoal fire, hear When the meat crackles, you have to turn it over, understand? These two bamboo rats are very fat, so there is no need to add oil, so as not to burn them!"
Qin Sheng patted his chest and confirmed,
"Okay, Brother Chou, don't worry!"
Soon, the aroma of meat from the cauldron gradually spread out, and the smell mixed with the forest of Zushan became more and more attractive, and the children couldn't stop swallowing their saliva.
Lin Chou said,
"Okay, okay, look at you guys, put the bamboo rat aside for now, the meat in the pot is almost there."
Lin Chou's stew in the pot is specially divided into pieces with bones, making it easier to chew the meat. The roe deer meat and maitake mushroom stew are particularly fragrant, and the roe deer meat can become soft very quickly.
Everyone was given a large piece of meat first, and the scene immediately became heated.
"emmmm, it smells so good!"
“It’s delicious, 10,000 times better than the school cafeteria!”
"Compared with Brother Chou's craftsmanship, the school cafeteria is like pig food."
"It's over, it's over, I can no longer eat food cooked by others..."
Lin Chou couldn't laugh or cry.
"You guys have never eaten outdoors. I basically didn't add any seasonings to this pot of stew except maitake mushrooms."
Qin Sheng was stunned.
"Brother Chou, how can you lie to others? Didn't you put away those wild vegetables you got?"
"Here, the wild vegetables are all displayed there."
The two tigers gnawed the shreds of meat off a bone.
"Then why is it so delicious..."
Lin Chou shrugged.
"It's very simple, you are hungry."
These children are all growing up, and their appetites are no less than adults, but slightly more than that of adults - especially when Xia Dasha is added to the mix, the pot of meat is exhausted at an alarming speed.
Not even a single bone was lost, and all went into Si Gouzi's belly.
"It seems like I'm not full..."
Qin Sheng slapped his thigh,
"Where's the bamboo rat? It's roasting, let's go!"
Lin Chou sighed, feeling a little embarrassed to say that he hadn't taken a bite yet.
He thought to himself, luckily I still have a hand left.
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