Well, cough.
To be honest, it is nothing unusual for a ten-meter-tall giant dog to enter the city. People along the way just need to make sure that there is a living person standing on the dog's head.
Don't tell me, this is the sharp point of Mingguang people. As long as the city gate guards dare to let it go, it must be safe, harmless and without toxic side effects!
Damn it, let alone being unscientific, what else can you tell the ordinary people who dare not move to comfort themselves with? ?
Lin Chou looked like a 21st-century figure chasing the wind and killing Matt. Si Gouzi jumped directly through the gate and rushed into the gate of Qinshan Martial Arts School.
The old gatekeeper thought he had missed something, so he adjusted his reading glasses.
"Eh? Why is my gear lever slightly abnormal but vibrating regularly?? Be, notbethatthe question."
It seems that there are indeed a lot of people attending the parent-teacher meeting of the entire martial arts school today. No wonder Sister-in-law Hu doesn't want to come. After attending the anniversary celebration of Qinshan Martial Arts School last time, this was another big event that was full of water.
The roads and alleys were crowded with people and vehicles. There were various banners and slogans pointing to arrows, and teachers and students holding flowers and ribbons to welcome were lined up on both sides shouting slogans. The security personnel guiding the traffic were already overwhelmed, and there was a roaring noise. Filling the eardrums.
But what is very strange is that most of these vehicles have very huge packages tied on top, and everyone is also carrying gift bags in their hands.
"Damn, it's just a parent-teacher conference, it's not that big of a deal..."
Who knows why Qinshan Martial Arts School always likes to make itself look like going to the market? Could it be that this year's budget is too large to be spent?
"Aww...aah!"
Si Gouzi snorted impatiently, carefully squeezed his paws into the gaps in the traffic, and moved forward step by step while suppressing the six lanes with his height and body position.
"Dee, beep, beep!"
Sigouzi suddenly raised his front paws with a squealing sound. It was visible to the naked eye that some unsighted driver had crushed off a total of 422 hairs on Sigouzi's feet.
Si Gouzi turned around and looked at Lin Chou resentfully. Lin Chou was embarrassed.
"Continue... go back and add two more... no, three big bones!"
"Ouch!"
In short, amid the screams, Si Gouzi finally arrived at the parking lot safely. It has to be said that the parking lot of Qinshan Martial Arts School is indeed professional. It is obvious that the parking area is specially designated for parking various models and wilderness tanks.
Lin Chou found an area in the corner. Seeing that there was no one around, he dug the shovel into the bluestone floor more than one meter deep with a click, and hung the dog leash on it.
"Well... Although it's a bit inhumane, I believe you can bear it for three more big bones, Gouzi. I guess the parent-teacher meeting will be over soon. After all, our car is unlocked. If it is stolen, Or it wouldn’t be good if you ran away with someone, right?”
Although Si Gouzi didn't understand what this guy was talking about, he still lay down honestly for the sake of his big bones and not being beaten.
I squinted my eyes and looked around three-dimensionally in all directions, up and down, and prepared to sleep.
When I walked to the entrance of the parking lot, I pulled out a number plate from the dumb toll collector.
"You don't need to park, so I won't tip you~"
Then Shi Shiran walked away.
(mmp, this guy is real and not fake.)
Lin Chou took out a notebook from his arms and looked down at it.
"Well, the lower class, Class 11 or Class 12..."
Then by a very, very, very coincidental coincidence, Xia Zhonghui was knocked head-on and staggered.
Xia Dasha said very happily,
"Brother Chou, I haven't seen you for a few days now, and your children are already in school!"
Lin Chou was almost mad at this stupid boy and asked,
"Where's Xia Yu? I just wanted to ask her which class Calabash and Erhu are in."
Xia Zhonghui scratched his head and said,
"My sister went to buy food... I had a night shift yesterday, and I came here just after get off work. I haven't eaten yet. Hey, brother Chou, what are you eating? I'll buy it. I've got my salary again!"
Lin Chou sighed,
"I've eaten...huh? Why are you carrying a big bag too? What are you doing?"
Xia Zhonghui scratched his head strangely.
"The parent-teacher conference, it's spring now, the school is organizing a spring outing! It's just after the parent-teacher conference!"
Lin Chou didn't have time to pay attention to Xia Dasha's tone of voice that kept repeating exclamation points this time.
"I'm so confused, spring outing? That's not what Sister-in-law Hu told me..."
Xia Dasha doesn't care what Lin Chou thinks. That's a joy.
"My sister's classmates are Er Huzi and Qin Sheng. I heard they were randomly divided into groups this time. They are all in one group. Brother Chou, I can play with you again!"
Lin Chou groaned and held it in his chest until he vomited, causing a myocardial infarction.
Say, the parent-teacher meeting that was promised turned into a spring outing?
Of course, while Lin Chou expressed despair, Xia Dasha and his new friends also expressed great joy.
Qin Sheng carried a whole tray of (pyramid-shaped) hand cakes on a large tray and came back, breathing heavily.
"Uncle, can you really eat so much??"
The tall Xia Yu viciously crushed Qin Sheng's carefully groomed figure into a mess, looking down at him from top to bottom.
"Little brat, can you say that again?"
Qin Sheng was very miserable and desperate. For a man, it was too undignified to be killed by a girl he liked.
Erhu and Calabash Boy were very excited. Erhu said,
"Brother Chou, I heard from my dad yesterday that you were coming over. Hey, it's so embarrassing. We will win this time!"
Lin Chou's heart trembled. Damn it, what kind of weird activities are you going to do at the parent-teacher conference? Isn't it strange enough that the parent-teacher conference is followed by a spring outing?
Regardless of where Lin Chou was, a few guys dragged Lin Chou and Dasha into a large classroom.
"Come on, come on, the parent-teacher meeting has started... Uncle, please hurry up and eat... It's making the corridor smell like hand cakes... Oops, hit me again..."
Lin Chou, the head teacher on the stage, knew him, the "Old Zhou" who was frightened and fainted by Leng Han on Lushan Mountain.
Well, Lin Chou, the very beautiful single class teacher, personally thinks that Xia Yu can help his brother work hard.
When Lao Zhou saw that the person coming was Lin Chou, his eyes lit up and he motioned for a few people to sit down.
"Thank you all parents for taking the time out of your busy schedule to participate in the annual parent-child activities of Qinshan Martial Arts School. I believe you already know the process of this parent-teacher meeting. The main thing is to explain to you the learning situation of the children. As an eleventh, I am very proud to be the head teacher of Class 12. All your children are very good..."
What followed was thirty-six minutes of non-stop chatter. Even though Lin Chou had experienced the charm of Lao Zhou's language, he was still a little overwhelmed. If Xia Yu hadn't pinched Dasha's waist, he would have snored at this moment. Everyone is already up.
Lin Chou lowered his head and whispered,
"Teacher Zhou...have you always been so...talkative?"
Qin Sheng stared straight at the stage, pretending to be a good baby, while making a stiff sound at the corner of his mouth,
"If the person on the stage is the principal, then no one in this classroom will be able to leave before dawn tomorrow."
"...So, companionship is an indispensable and important part of children's growth. The healthy growth of children's physical and mental health cannot be separated from the joint efforts of teachers and parents. Our Qinshan Martial Arts School has always been committed to the realization of this goal, so Taking advantage of the brightest spring in January, we organize this spring outing so that children and parents can... and... and... and... the last thing... and then... I will also Let’s talk a little bit... Okay, then... let me mention it at the end..."
He had no idea what to say. When he heard the third "last, last", Lin Chou found sadly that he was so hungry that his front cavity was in the back.
Swallowed,
"That big idiot...do you still have some hand cakes..."
The answer is definitely no.
Qin Sheng turned his head,
"Brother Chou, it will be over soon. The principal stipulates that we must gather at two o'clock, and free groups will be released immediately... We have all been divided into groups, me, Calabash Boy, Er Huzi, Xia Yu, and me A few of my younger brothers, hehe."
Lin Chou looked confused.
"So where are you going for a spring outing?"
Qin Sheng said excitedly,
"A spring outing? Of course you're going to the wild! Credits will be added based on the number and value of the hunted beasts!"
Lin Chou's eyes widened.
"Damn it, Qinshan Martial Arts School is so sharp now. Are you afraid of any accidents if you do this?"
Qin Sheng said with a smile,
"Isn't this protected by your two uncles? The parents who came here are all evolved, and any danger is just drizzle. By the way, uncle, what kind of car did you drive here? Do you need me to ask the servants at home? Bring the car over?"
Lin Chou sighed,
"Mom, we've lost a lot this time! We don't need the car anymore. My car is more fuel-efficient... Brother Chou is so poor now that he can't even take the blame..."
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