Chapter 706: I heard this is called training?

Style: Science Author: Qin ShanguanWords: 4519Update Time: 24/01/12 08:48:21
It happened that there was a group of hunters sitting directly under Lin Chou's private room.

"Oh my god, do you really have the money and brain-burning guy to buy this kind of thing?"

"Stop your fucking nonsense, your mother Xipi wants the whole world to hear that I'm talking bad about people behind their backs? It would be easy to mess with someone who casually spends hundreds of thousands to take pictures of this kind of stuff. ? Can you believe it if you throw out millions and bury them alive in a matter of minutes?"

"You guys know nothing about these rough guys. Powerful guys believe this kind of thing. I also heard that in ancient times, some people would send ships out to sea to find immortals and go up mountains to make elixirs. This... this pile of stones in front of me is real. Don't you want people to worry about something that can increase your life span?"

The voices of these guys were so loud that half of the auction house rumbled, and everyone below instantly burst into laughter.

Wait a minute, let me figure it out first. Is it possible that this is a trick? !

Even Confucius once said:

It's easy to hide if you rob openly, but it's hard to guard against it if you steal it secretly.

Lin Chou felt that his whole body felt better.

Although everything happened so suddenly and without any precaution.

But,

Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars are just gone!

How can I accept it?

Damn, someone wants to rob me! !

Where is my shovel? Where is my fan?

I was stunned for a full fifteen seconds, with 998 thoughts running through my mind over and over again, and finally they were condensed into one sentence and blurted out,

"!"

(It doesn’t matter, it’s just a shielded word. We can use the system language to make a standard explanation, that is: beep beep beep!)

Just when Lin Chou was anxious, scratching his heart, scratching his liver, and bleeding from his heart, Jiang Ruyi almost roared,

"There is another bidder, this friend with the number 25038, bidding 500,000!!! Oh my God, I have never seen such...ahem, such fierceness since I, Jiang, presided over the auction. Competition, you must know that this is the first warm-up item of this auction, with a circulation point of 500,000, are there any distinguished customers who want to bid? I wonder who will buy this precious blood coral today..."

Lin Chou's body shook, and then it shook again, and it was still shaking before it was over.

"My dear, I have long heard that there is a living Bodhisattva who saves the suffering! Today I finally saw a living Bodhisattva!!"

The tiger's body shook for so long that Lin Chou excitedly threw the number plate out of his hand and slapped it on the wall - "Pia chirping."

"Oh my god... The noble man who just made 25,001 bids 1.5 million!!! Oh my god, my god, ever since I, Jiang Ruyi, presided over the auction..."

Lin Chou's face was as green as a potted plant.

He struggled to squeeze out two words from his mouth,

"I...said..."

This is not over yet.

"Friend of 25038 bids again, three million! It's three million circulation points!!! It seems that this friend is bound to win the blood coral. I wonder if the distinguished guest of 25001 will bid again. I didn't expect our No. 1 The competition for the first lot has reached such an intensity that I already foresee that this will be the most glorious auction event of my career!!”

Lin Chou was completely stunned.

"..."

"who I am?"

"Where am I?"

"Where do I come from?"

"Where am I going?"

...

A very similar scene appeared in another private room, where the number plate 25038 was being used as a fan on the tea table.

"Pah, pah, pah, pah!"

The owner of the license plate roared with rage,

"My dear mother, who can tell me what's going on with the other 25038? Isn't the brand in my hands? The woods are big and there are all kinds of birds. If you participate in an auction, your damn account will be hacked. dog?!"

The old servant whose face was swollen into a pig's head hesitated to speak, then gritted his teeth and turned his face away with hatred.

...

Lin Chou walked to the door with a straight face,

"You, come in with me!!"

He called a waitress in.

The waitress with a pitiful face was frightened, while her companion tried his best to give her a look.

"Xixi, take him down!"

"You made a lot of money..."

"Come on, come on, come on, remember the trilogy of flirting that my sister taught you!"

The waitress Xixi felt a combination of expectation + fear (plus).

According to reliable information, it turns out that Nana in the private room was spotted by a young man from a wealthy family. She was a penniless waitress the night before. When everyone saw her the second time, she had changed her appearance and dressed up and got into the private room. room - and as a distinguished guest.

Of course, there are also horror versions. I heard that these rich, powerful and powerful evolvers are always irritable and cold-blooded. Huahua in the private room No. 6 next door was called in by a very kind-looking young man. In the private room, when she came out, came out, came out... when she finally came out, all the waitresses in the corridor vomited all their bile.

Xixi raised her head with a slight trembling - this was a trick taught by the senior elder sister. She bent her knees and tightened her abdomen, holding her hands in a quail shape three and a half centimeters above her lower abdomen. She looked up at the man at an angle of seven and a half degrees. To be erratic, your eyes must not be focused, and you should frown slightly while blinking slowly, slowly, and then slowly again. It is said that this can increase the chance of flying up a branch and becoming a phoenix by 22% and reduce the chance of being divided into six by 30%. Possibility of partially separate private rooms.

In short, Xixi is mentally prepared to face all possibilities.

The voice that becomes slightly hoarse due to fear can arouse the protective desire of male creatures.

"Lin, Mr. Lin...Xixi is here..."

"Hmm~"

Lin Chou's voice was very calm.

It's just that he hugged his knees and huddled on the sofa. He stretched out an injured hand and pointed at the number plate in the corner.

"Well, help me... gently... slowly... pick that thing back up... hold it tight and don't move it!"

"ah?!"

(Xixi: Well, the sitting posture and requirements of rich people are really strange!)

"Your service is too bad, isn't it? The waiters don't even help pick things up?"

After wiping it off, he added another sentence,

"This sense of service is not as good as that of my small restaurant."

"Ah? Ah! Yes, Xixi will go right now..."

Xixi held the number plate in her hand at a loss, and then heard Boss Lin give another instruction,

"Hold it, don't move it, don't move it..."

Xixi began to murmur in her heart, does this boss Lin have some strange hobbies? Then...should I cooperate with him, or resist?

But men should all like to be able to resist, otherwise why not buy an inflatable as a girlfriend, it’s so convenient, and I heard that it can be customized according to psychological expectations - including the depth.

So he said aggrievedly,

"Oh~"

Xixi stood there tightly, as if she had stepped on several nails under her feet. The strict training and professionalism had long been forgotten. The more she told herself not to move, the more her body refused to obey and trembled. Weiwei was swaying, as if he might faint at any time.

Boss Lin didn't know which nerve was connected wrongly. He suddenly slammed the table and shouted loudly,

"No, you can't stand there!!"

Xixi was so frightened that she almost jumped up and was at a loss as to what she had done wrong.

"Ah...ah?"

"You go forward, stay away from me...yes...keep going...keep going..."

Xixi took two steps cautiously and almost burst into tears.

"Lin, Mr. Lin, please spare me...Xixi is an ordinary person. Her legs will be broken if she jumps from the second floor..."

At this time, Jiang Ruyi below roared again,

"My... oh my god... distinguished friend No. 25038... he... got into a fight with himself... ahem... what the hell am I talking about... forgive Jiang for his incoherence , it is really, really too... shocking, yes, it is shocking! This distinguished friend No. 25038 bids again for a total of 6.5 million circulation points! What does this mean! It is so domineering! Forgive me, I really can’t think about it. There are other adjectives, Jiang... cough cough cough... 6.6 million! Another bid... 6.66 million!!"

"Now let's count down three times, three! Two! One! Then, let us congratulate our distinguished friend No. 25038 for taking the auspicious number of 6.66 million circulation points to capture a magical blood coral. Congratulations!!"

Jiang Ruyi on the stage took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat on her forehead, put the microphone aside, signaled the waiter to take the blood coral away, and then whispered into the headset,

"Backstage, are these our shills? Are you out of your mind? This is so fucking fake! Are you teasing those people below as fools??"

After half a minute, a man's voice came from the headset,

"This...is not one of ours...the agents we arranged didn't even have time to raise their signs...they were all frightened..."

"Holy shit, what happened? A malicious bidding? Who is the owner of No. 25038?"

"Wait a minute... I'll check... Oh, the owner of the number plate is the head of the He family in the Golden Circle, He Zhixiang, wait... Okay... Someone just informed me that the number plate of the He family is in the big hall. Young Master He He’s hand, it shouldn’t be a malicious bid... I will ask someone to bring the lot to swipe the card."

"..."

Lin Chou finally let go of her hanging heart, and almost collapsed when she relaxed - Mom, I was scared to death.

If I really get taken advantage of, I might as well hang myself on a noodle beam. More than one million is enough for me to work hard all morning!

Whose money is not blown by the strong wind, but everyone knows:

Sweat drips from the soil, every grain of it is hard work;

Who would have thought that having lunch on a plate would be the day of hoeing?

——emmmm, yes, there is nothing wrong with saying that, you can applaud.

The noise in the auction house gradually subsided, first sparsely, and then the applause was like a sea wave, rising one wave after another. It was so surging that it could not be added, accompanied by hoarse cheers.

"good!"

“Awesome, awesome!!”

"Please start your performance...Oh no, what a wonderful performance..."

There were boos.

The backstage of the auction house was frantic with anxiety, and Jiang Ruyi could not help but explain before starting the bidding for the second item,

"Ahem, everyone, please be patient. Our staff has verified that the guest who took the blood coral is the eldest son of the He family, He He. The auction price has been settled on the spot. The eldest son He took the photo. The magical blood coral is a surprise for the He family leader - he really has a commendable heart and behaves filial piety!!"

"puff..."

"Damn it 666."

"Haha, I'm afraid that if the head of the He family reads the bill of filial piety from Mr. He, the possibility of cerebral hemorrhage on the spot is very, very high!"

Jiang Ruyi coughed when she saw that the situation was getting out of control.

"Then, please let us start the auction of the next lot. For some reasons, the order of our auction has changed. The final lot, a magical Yiguo, will be auctioned immediately!!"

"This Yi Guo was produced deep in the Ancestral Mountains and was brought back by a certain hunting team - an identical Yi Guo once appeared in the base city. According to the person who took it, the evolver improved greatly after taking it. With physical strength above level 1, he is an intermediate level 4 person. His physical strength is comparable to that of top level 5 combat mutants... Again, Yi Guo is only effective on mutants... this time There is no reserve price for Yiguo’s auction, and each bid increase must not be less than 100,000 circulation points!”

The audience was in an uproar, and then fell into an eerie silence.

Lin Chou pouted,

"It's still not advanced. What's there to be excited about?"

Suddenly I saw the waitress Xixi standing there pitifully, facing the audience and standing on the edge of the private room, as if she was jumping down after a disagreement.

"Ahem, um...what's your name..."

Xixi held the number plate in both hands and was wandering in the sky. She trembled when she heard the words.

"Oh...I, my name is Xixi..."

Lin Chou's eyes followed Xixi's movements, fearing that she would accidentally throw the sign downstairs.

Little did he know that this kind of look made Xixi feel a chill in her bones:

Mom, help me, he, his eyes seem to be cutting my flesh, wuwuwu...

An idea flashed in Xixi's mind, and she suddenly remembered the initial training content when she was sold to the auction house. Now the specific content of the training has completely become a physical instinct. There are only two words in her memory - obedience, obey without hesitation under any circumstances. .

Xixi is lucky. Even though she was sold to an auction house since she was a child, she has no complaints. At least compared to most people, she is lucky - otherwise, where do you think Mingguang's alleys of flowers and willows come from? ?

She knew very well that the chances of finding a good home in this profession were much greater than others, but it also meant the danger of catastrophe at any time.

The danger comes not only from the distinguished guests they want to serve, but also from the auction house itself.

It is not uncommon for someone to disappear without warning.

The behavior of Mr. Lin in front of her reminded her of a strange hobby she had heard many times - these rich people seemed to call this training?

Lin Chou didn't know that Miss Xixi in front of her was going through an annual drama of love in her mind like a revolving door. He organized his words,

"Ahem, what, this number plate...how does it work?"

Xixi lowered her head and bowed softly,

"That's right, Mr. Lin, the rule is that the price will increase once for raising the sign, and the price will also increase for waving the number plate."

Lin Chou pretended to be casual and asked,

"But I just didn't shake it, so I just added one million."

Xixi glanced at Lin Chou cautiously.

"Mr. Lin, No. 1 Auction House considers that when customers are particularly emotional about a certain item, they may find it too troublesome to hold up the sign, so they have specially set up a rule that slapping the sign equals a hundredfold increase in price."

"Are you sure everyone knows this weird rule??"

Xixi's eyes were timid, as if she was confused.

"But...the rules are written on the back of the number plate..."

Lin Chou was confused.

pit! Deep pit! This is definitely a big hole left for people to jump into on purpose!

Xixi asked,

"Mr. Lin...what's wrong with you?"

Lin Chou squeezed out two words through her teeth:

"fine!"

Xixi suddenly didn't dare to speak.

"Oh, by the way, when will the sunfish be auctioned?"

"The sunfish is in order No. 122. Don't you have a list of auction items..."

Lin Chou cried silently. This borrowed number plate was indeed unreliable! nt

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