In the dining room.
"Thank you~"
A whole piece of flaming tomahawk steak was stuffed straight under the hood and disappeared without a trace. The warlock didn't even spit out the bones, as if there was a black hole underneath.
And at the same time he said,
"It's an unparalleled delicacy that can only be enjoyed in the main material world! Hey... Master Shan, why don't you eat it..."
Huang Dashan suddenly burped,
"Uh... I'm full... You eat, you eat, don't worry about me."
The warlock chattered to himself, very happy.
Ever since the name of Master Warlock resounded throughout Yanhui Mountain, the lonely and helpless Warlock seemed to be glowing like spring - the epic difficulty spell was successful, and there were many more people who didn't care about his bad luck aura. My friend, now, there are actually people willing to treat him to dinner! !
The more the warlock thought about it, the happier he became.
"Is this the feeling between friends... It's so good..."
Then he threw a whole pig's trotter into the hood of his mouth.
Shan Ye shivered...well, and then burped again.
He couldn't help but look away and look elsewhere——
"Hold a piece of grass! This guy is so powerful in combat? He has good kidneys!"
Song Qingyun staggered from the bottom of the mountain, shaking his head as he walked.
"Old...boss, your wine is poisonous!"
"Uh-huh."
Lin Chou appeared out of nowhere, holding a red-hot pancake pan in his hand.
"What are you talking about? Whose wine is poisonous? Do you know that you are slandering me by talking in vain?"
Song Qingyun was startled,
"Fuck...I said poisonous...not this poisonous...Forget it, boss, do you have any sobering soup or something? Give me one."
"There are soy sauce and vinegar, which one do you want?"
"I want...I wipe it. I said boss, your family doesn't even have hangover soup??"
Lin Chou thought carefully about it.
"I think both soy sauce and vinegar can do this job, and it's more than enough."
Song Qingyun smacked his lips,
"Although what you said makes sense... But the more I listen to it, the more I feel uncomfortable with it - by the way, how drunk was my senior brother that day? It's a disgrace, isn't it?"
Master Shan scratched his bald head,
"After you fell unconscious, he went racing with those dogs... Oh no, he went to catch a very rare fourth-level alienated squirrel. By now, the squirrel skin should have been made into a scarf."
"..."
Song Qingyun said in disbelief,
"This, this, this, this is too unscientific, why is he not drunk..."
Master Shan told the truth,
"This is called extraordinary talent. Although Wandering Demon himself has never competed with Master Wen Zhongjiu, all hunters in the wilderness know that he is the best drinker in this place and is well-deserved No. 1!"
Song Qingyun looked sad,
"Although I know that senior brother can drink, I don't know that he can drink to this extent...Why don't you remind me..."
"It's very unethical to disturb the friendship between brothers who haven't seen each other for many years."
Song Qingyun was speechless and looked at Zhang Zhang's sleepy face.
"I remember there is a well behind, right? I'm going to wash my face and refresh myself...Mom...I don't want to drink anymore for at least three years."
Master Shan laughed and said to Lin Chou,
"Black-hearted boss, you're not good at drinking. I thought this guy would have to sleep for a week before he could get up."
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"He who comes from the dark sea is different after all. He doesn't even faint on the ship. His resistance to alcohol is naturally stronger."
"...Alcohol? Seasickness? Is there any necessary connection between the two?"
Lin Chou suddenly slapped his forehead,
"Damn it, why did I let him go to the back? There are people behind..."
Lin Chou ran over quickly, and Shanye pulled the warlock.
"Let's go, let's go, Grandpa Shan will help you gain knowledge. Hey, girls, your Grandpa Shan will protect you!!"
The three of them came to the well in the back mountain. Song Qingyun was putting his head into the big wooden barrel that Lin Chou usually used to drink water for the animals.
"Gududu."
"Gududu."
He was also blowing bubbles very interestingly.
After holding it for a long time, he pulled his head out of the bucket with a crash.
He built a pergola with his hands and looked at the distance at the foot of the back mountain, muttering something in his mouth.
"I must be sober...I must be sober...How could there be so many high-quality girls here..."
Master Shan patted him on the shoulder,
"I'll watch first, how about you go back and get some sleep?!"
"So... it's not a hallucination? Damn it, there really is a girl!!"
The four snoring dogs sleeping outside the small green fence suddenly raised their heads, with a hint of hesitation in their blue eyes:
Um? Why does it seem to have the same kind of aura!
Song Qingyun suddenly burst out with unparalleled aura,
"Hahahaha, girls, I'm Song Qingyun, known as the Little White Dragon in the Green Mountains and Green Waters, I'm here to visit!!"
After a burst of energy, the whole person shot towards the mountain stream like a shooting star.
Master Shan was stunned,
"Is this guy's brain short-circuited? He'll probably be beaten to death if he goes over there like this, right?"
The warlock was also holding half a salt-baked chicken, dipped in red chopped chili peppers.
"I heard someone say that if a man is handsome enough, he will be applauded even if he breaks into a women's bathhouse."
Master Shan took a breath of cold air,
"Where did you hear this from? I'm afraid the person who said this is not in the advanced stage of chuunibyou, or maybe he has too much Aurora Love?"
Warlock, "Huh?"
Before he finished speaking, there was a loud "boom" on the other side of the mountain stream. A snake tail tens of meters long rose up into the sky and smashed Song Qingyun's meteor down. Then the scene was followed by the girls shouting and cursing. Through the mountain stream.
Master Shan swallowed his saliva,
"Why don't you go take a look? I'm afraid someone might die..."
Lin Chou walked slowly down the mountain.
"Why are you following me?"
Master Shan salivated,
"Ahem, cough, cough. I have a very strict mouth. I will definitely not talk nonsense. I just want to... help, yes, help! I know first aid measures and so on. I am so professional!"
"whispering sound."
It took half an hour to walk on several miles of mountain roads.
Lin Chou pretended to be running and came in a hurry,
"What's going on, what's going on!"
The little round face was surfing on a catfish that was at least three meters long. When she heard this, she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment - she had promised Lin Chou not to fish.
Mrs. Rong and a few close friends were chatting while holding goblets and sipping cold coconut juice. Everyone should be swimming and sunbathing. There were also a few people lying on the blankets and playing Ludo while shouting. It was quite a scene. Harmony, what a swimsuit feast.
If poor Song Qingyun hadn't been rolled up and hung up by Xiao Qing, there would have been nothing wrong at all.
The tall and thin man and the other young people blushed slightly, while the ladies who were familiar to the core didn't care at all about Lin Chou and Huang Dashan who were following them. Instead, they straightened up their bodies with charming eyes.
——Facts have proved that women are not afraid of being looked at, they are afraid of peeking.
Mrs. Rong shouted sharply,
"Don't you like to watch it? Open your eyes wide and watch carefully. If you dare to close your eyes, I will cut you into eighteen pieces!"
Song Qingyun shouted energetically,
"Song Qingyun, a young student, saw many people as beautiful as flowers on the mountain from a distance. He lost his footing and fell down from the mountain. He deserved death for being arrogant and beautiful. He died at the hands of this beautiful lady. He was willing and willing! "
Xiao Qing's tail tightened, Song Qingyun's eyes popped out and his bones crackled, but the heroic and righteous glory on his face never faded.
Master Shan said,
"Such an exaggeration... Could it be that this boy has never seen a woman..."
The voice was not loud, but Song Qingyun, as an evolver, heard it and gave a sad look in return.
"Ding, the opponent's unit has launched a legendary skill on you - Single Dog's Touch! Your soul has been shaken!"
"Touch of a Single Dog: Ignores defense and forcibly attacks the soul. It is accompanied by multiple random negative states such as confusion, dizziness, insomnia, vomiting, local congestion, etc. It has an effect of 3 on intelligent creatures, an effect of 4 on humanoid creatures with a favorable opinion of >60, and an effect of 4 on beasts. Invalid, canine creatures are immune to this attack and have a high probability of backlash.
If the user of the skill suffers backlash, it will attract the Dawn of Justice, the Torch of Judgment from the legendary FFF group, so be careful. "
Shan Ye suddenly trembled, his heart was so cold, his scalp was so hot that his head was about to stand up.
"Hahahahahahaha, what's the sound, who is talking!!!"
Lin Chou looked at Huang Dashan,
"Master Shan, what are you doing?"
Mr. Shan’s eyes bulged, he was very frightened.
"Damn it, you really didn't hear someone saying something weird?"
"..."
The warlock threw the salt-baked chicken into his hood,
"Is there something wrong with the magnetic field here? Why do I feel something familiar..."
The little round-faced girl was finally willing to let go of the half-dead catfish she was riding, and ran over with the tall and thin man.
"Brother Lin Zi, do you want to swim with us? Do you want to go swimming with us?"
"Hey, Round Face, we don't have men's swimsuits."
Many eyes focused on Lin Chou. Lin Chou felt uncomfortable being looked at. He said with a dark face, "Since there's nothing else, I'll leave first," and then really turned around and left.
The tall and thin man complained,
"It's all you, so direct that you scared Brother Lin Zi away."
The little round face is indignant,
"Obviously it's all your fault... Huh, you don't have any self-awareness at all, and you don't have that big-breasted guy from the mountain to join in the fun. Brother Lin Zi must hate you to death."
"Haha, are you older than her? Her name is not in the same style as ours. Her name is Yourong~"
"you!!"
At this time, Master Shan made a just right lament,
"Your brother Lin Zi is not angry with you. I'm afraid that the word "swimming" might trigger some emotions!"
The little round face is filled with questions.
"What's the meaning?"
Shanye said mysteriously,
"Do you still remember Lin Zi's nickname?"
Small round face,
"Poseidon!!"
Tall and thin,
"stingy person!!"
Shan Ye’s sad eyes wandered back and forth on the tall and thin man:
My child, you may really not be suitable.
Master Shan said,
"Yes, it's the Poseidon! Lin Zi...sigh...I'm afraid he won't be able to take a comfortable bath in this life..."
"Ah! Really! How pitiful!"
"But why?"
Mr. Shan found a seat with a unique view and sat down.
"Listen to me in detail, this is how things started. It was the first rain of origin in 219..."
...
When Lin Chou returned to the dining room, he found that there was not a single customer left. Only the busty sister was silently washing the eighteen dishes in the kitchen.
"Where are the people?"
Chi only raised his head,
"After eating, let's go."
"Hey, boss, what are you doing?"
Lin Chou said in a gloomy voice,
"Kill a pig and sacrifice to heaven! Ask for business!"
"..."
In the end, Lin Chou actually went to kill the pigs, and three of the poor Black Mountain wild boars in the fence were turned over.
Of course Lin Chou doesn't really want to sacrifice to heaven. How many days can there be like today when he can do hundreds of millions of dollars in business every minute and sit idle and count money?
It's too late for him to enjoy himself, so why bother offering sacrifices to him!
Then after a while, the warlock came back.
"Hey, why are you back too?"
The warlock said,
"Master Shan is telling stories to that group of people. It's boring. I'll come back and finish the food first."
Okay, is this another single person?
asked the sorcerer,
"Lin Zi, why are you killing so many pigs? There is a party?"
"We don't have much inventory left. Let's prepare some ingredients first. If no ingredients come to my door in the past few days, I'm afraid I won't even be able to get food out - do you want me to go out of business and go hunting?"
The warlock shrugged,
"You can go to the big market and have a look. If that doesn't work, there are also auctions. There are a lot of stocks in the base city."
Lin Chou frowned,
"Inventory? Frozen stuff? That's so stale!"
"That's not entirely true... If the facilities are complete and pass the review, alien beasts can be detained in the base city, but the qualification procedures seem to be difficult to complete and the price is very high."
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"Well, then... I'll have a look in a few days."
As he spoke, he pulled the hooves of a fifteen-meter-high fourth-level bull and knocked the big guy over. The bull hit the ground with a bang, causing half of the mountain to tremble.
Lei Niu was furious, holding up his neck and roaring.
However, there was just a click, and the big guy was separated from the corpse before he understood what was going on. He died with his eyes open.
Lin Chou wiped his hands after he neatly and neatly turned the beef and black mountain wild boar into ingredients that looked much more pleasing to the eye.
The warlock knocked on the table,
"Four minutes and fifty-five seconds, three Montenegrin wild boars beat a bull. It's amazing! The beef is so fresh, the tendons are still jumping..."
"Huh?" Lin Chou said with a smile, "Would you like to try something new?"
Of course the warlock would not refuse;
"OK!"
Lin Chou couldn't even mention cooking. A certain bird flew back with saliva flowing like a river when someone else took a bite of a meat bone three hundred kilometers away.
"Ouch, ouch ouch?"
"..."
Lin Chou had no choice but to take two pieces of beef and cut off two one-meter-long pieces of meat from each.
"It's fresh, so of course you have to eat raw skewers. In the north before the catastrophe, raw skewers were also an indispensable part of the barbecue menu."
"However, we in China are picky. Unlike other countries, any part of the cow can be taken out and eaten raw alone. The meat that can be made into raw skewers only weighs about half a catty per cow, which means the cow backs up. On the inner part of the thigh, the tender muscles of this part have no snowflake patterns formed by fat and almost no blood vessels. The two hind legs of fat cows often rub together when walking, so it is also called 'crotch meat'."
As he spoke, Lin Chou pointed to two pieces of precious crotch meat on the chopping board, weighing more than a hundred kilograms.
"Well, if converted to a Lei Niu, it would be about the same size."
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