Someone was furious.
And those guys who caused "someone" to be furious are sitting in a small group at the table next to Lin Chou's counter, surrounded by the sage's glory, eating the newly caught osmanthus cicadas and spiced peanuts this morning. It's salty and light. From time to time, you can take a sip of snake wine or a cold, dewy beer, feeling as comfortable and leisurely as an elder.
Okay, so now is supposed to be the sage time that belongs to the elders...right?
Shan Ye was not simply bribed because of the warlock's plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cicadas and peanuts, but also due to some technical reasons. Of course, the technical reasons may also include the sudden poverty of the left bank prince.
The question about the luck value (or unluckiness value) of the warlock is obvious to all, especially when he went to sea two days ago. This guy can be said to have left a very deep impression on everyone, but Wu (pin) chatted (qiong) to the extreme. I seem to have noticed something fishy.
To be honest, how can a person be called "unlucky"?
The most obvious point: everything goes wrong.
And it just so happens that lately, apart from going out to sea and rubbing meteorites (which has never been successful), the Warlock spends most of his time in the tavern. What makes Mr. Shan even more incredible is that whenever the Warlock wants to come to eat and drink, he is safe. Apparition, whose chances of success are as high as winning a lottery jackpot, have never lost money or thrown themselves or their arms and legs to Mars!
Not even once! what does that mean? !
"What kind of thing can be hidden from your Shanye's sharp eyes? Hey!"
Great pioneers deserve some benefits!
Therefore, the scene where the impoverished Shan Ye was eating the warlock's food and drinking and chatting with the warlock was very natural. What's more, the two of them had a common language. Chicken heart and liver baby.
The conversation flow between the two people is basically like this:
"Warlock, I'm telling you..."
"嘤嘤嘤~"
"Master Shan, you said..."
"Oh giggle ~"
Very relaxing, very enjoyable, very sage.
Sikong and Wu Ke looked at each other, completely confused.
Wu Ke asked,
"Why haven't you seen Ziyu recently?"
Sikong laughed,
"As for him, whether he can come or not depends entirely on Mr. Zhao's mood today, you know."
Wu Ke held it in for a while,
"I don't understand... Ziyu is already an awakened person. Why should he stay at home? He should go to the wilderness to see more. Besides, Brother Chou has so many good things here that can be used just right. "
Sikong shook his head,
"After all, Ziyu is the only person in the Zhao family who has the same gifted bloodline as Mr. Zhao. The entire Zhao family attaches great importance to Ziyu. Ziyu is still young. Perhaps he is afraid that too many people here will encourage him."
"Pull the seedlings to encourage growth?" Wu Ke chirped, "Why did I hear Mr. Zhao say that Young Master Ziyu was fed some medicinal soup all day long to strengthen his body and nourish his body? Medicinal supplements are not as good as food supplements. This is the eternal rule passed down from our ancestors. The truth is, no matter who is trying to encourage the growth, it’s not Brother Chou’s turn, right?”
Sikong shrugged and took a sip of the cold glutinous rice and golden coconut juice.
"Youdao is not afraid of thieves, but afraid of being missed. With the Qin family as an example, the Zhao family really doesn't dare to let Ziyu stay outside."
Wu Ke was stunned.
"Mingguang... well... the Qin family... is really miserable."
Sikong shook his head,
"The human heart is frightening and must be guarded against."
"Speaking of which, what happened to you a few days ago?"
"Those who knew about it caught it and tried to trick him out, but it was useless. He is a traitor to the party. He is a shady person, but he is actually very sneaky."
Wu Ke nodded,
"Speaking of which, I'm a little confused. The ogre hardly moves near Mingguang. There is no trace of the ogre even in the corpse tide in recent years. How could it be such a coincidence that the rebels knew that it was coming?"
Sikong's face darkened.
"It's not that Base City has never thought about this possibility, but it is almost impossible to achieve. I am more inclined to believe that the rebel party used the same method to lure the ogres to the light... rather than..."
Wu Ke was startled and looked around a little guiltily.
"Damn it, that's what I'm going to say. You wouldn't think...I'm not saying that rebels and living corpses are mixed together. How is this possible!"
If the conversation between the two people is spread out by someone who is interested, it will become "the rebel party and the living corpse have united", "the rebel party can control the living corpse" and so on. If this happens and is ignored, the gods and Buddhas in the sky will not be able to protect Wu Ke. Of course, Sikong will definitely not lose a hair even if the sky is filled with gods and Buddhas.
But who cares about the life and death of a small staff member of a scientific research institute?
Sikong said with a smile,
"You stay with me and you are so confused. I want to see who is trying to cover up the discomfort of the person I am trying to cover. It just so happens that the guy who tried to kill me last time hasn't found the culprit yet."
"..."
Wu Ke blinked, "You... are a bit cruel..."
Sikong smiled calmly and pointed at himself,
"Hard? Compared to those people, it's nothing... We are the only two people left in the huge Sikong family. Do you still want to continue? Okay, I'll play with you... I suddenly feel like drinking, ha."
Even Wu Ke, a nerd and a fool, could detect the hatred and bitterness in his eyes.
"Sikong you..."
Just when Wu Kekang was about to speak, Mr. Shan slammed the table.
"Hey, Mr. Sikong, you want to drink? Come on, come on, this table, this table, the best Qingquanshan and cold beer are waiting for you~"
Sikong shook his head, took a sip of coconut juice and fell silent.
Master Shan stared at Wu Ke with a cannibalistic gaze, opening and closing his mouth silently,
"The old man hangs himself because he thinks he has a long life? You shouldn't ask, don't ask!"
Perhaps Wu Ke's silence could only make Master Shan warn him in this way...
Fortunately, Wu Ke glanced around the dining room. Except for Shanye Warlock, he was the only one present.
Damn it, did you just save your life?
Just when everyone in the small restaurant was in an eerie atmosphere of silence, a figure with long twin ponytails jumped like a deer that had just woken up and walked into the dining room in the fresh morning air. .
Sikong suddenly froze, exclaiming in his heart that this is a loli! A real loli that is different from fake and shoddy products like potted plants and beautiful girls! Only a loli has the right to walk like this! !
Her 5-length twin ponytails showed a hazy white halo, draped over her shoulders and hanging down to her ankles, like angel wings.
The delicate and small Yaobi is almost subconsciously ignored in contrast to the two smart and ignorant big eyes. The pink lips have a jelly-like texture. Even if she is simply wearing a floral skirt, she seems to have Natural gravity.
This little loli who looked to be only seven or eight years old looked at everyone with a cute look on her face. She stopped jumping as if she was frightened by the gazes of a group of people. Her hair was still trembling.
"Old, boss brother, does he sell soy milk?!"
Lin Chou slowly emerged from behind the counter, revealing half of his face like a paralyzed dog.
"Sorry, no!"
(Ahem, there have been few customers recently, so Boss Lin is obviously in a bad mood.)
The luster in the little Loli's big eyes seemed to dim all of a sudden, and the silent accusation made people feel pity.
"oh..."
Wu Ke almost scolded his mother on the spot, damn, you can do this!
The water from Shanye's well spurted out all the way, and he only had one thought in his mind: Nima, I have it, I have it, uncle, there is soy milk here!
Little Loli raised her head and looked at Lin Chou, but her tone suddenly became brisk,
"Hehe, you don't have to choose whether you should eat soy milk or tofu curd... Then I want a bowl of salted tofu curd, add more coriander, more green onions, more chili oil, but no vinegar!!"
Lin Chou,
"???"
Wu Ke's eyes gradually softened, as if he saw an expression of a struggling junior emerging on his face. He glanced at Sikong with a very disdainful look, giving the feeling of a huge army overwhelming the situation and winning the battle.
Oops, in the battle between sweet and salty, I, Wu Ke, finally came out on top!
"Oh, did you see that, everyone is...um..."
Sikong pinched Wu Ke's shoulders from behind at an angle that no one else could see, and pressed Wu Ke's face onto the table and into the plate.
"Xiaoluo...little sister, it turns out you also like to drink salted tofu?"
Wu Ke,
"Uh uh... uh... don't wash your pores, you're not sweet... uh uh..."
Sikong kept smiling and leaked two words from between his teeth:
"Shut up!"
The silver-haired lolita looked like a two-dimensional cute creature that came out of avi. Sikong felt that he definitely heard the crisp sound of "bolingboling" when this lolita blinked.
"Why would a big brother put his face on the plate? It's so strange!"
With a sage-like glory on his face, Sikong pressed Wu Ke's face hard into the plate, and then pressed it again.
"This big brother is sleepy. Well, he didn't sleep well last night and I told him early that he would easily suffer from insomnia if he ate too much sweets."
The silver-haired loli nodded quickly and happily, and the hazy glow on her silver hair fell on the ground bit by bit.
"Yeah, yeah, I don't want sweet food," he said and repeated, "Brother, I want a bowl of salty tofu, add more coriander, more chopped green onion, more chili oil, but no vinegar!!"
A very firm tone.
Lin Chou still had a dog face,
"I'm sorry, I didn't..."
Sikong stopped shouting,
"have!!"
"Snapped."
He snapped his fingers,
"Thirteen."
Thirteen, wearing black leather shoes, a black suit, a black shirt, a black tie and black sunglasses, walked quickly and silently to the dining room carrying a huge alloy box, pressed the green button on the alloy box, lowered his head and said,
"Sir, here."
The alloy box "clicked" and made a metallic synthesized sound only seen in science fiction movies. It opened automatically, revealing sixteen evenly distributed squares.
Square 1: Scallion pancake.
Square 2: Stinky Tofu.
Square 3: Stinky mandarin fish.
...
Box 13: Tofu curd.
Master Shan said, "Oh shit."
Wu Ke grasped the grass with a cry.
Lin Chou made a sound of fog and grass.
The warlock clasped his hands together and made the sign of the cross wildly,
"Ami Tofu, the sad wind is above!"
Sikong smiled and said to Loli,
"Whatever you want to eat, big brother has it here!"
Loli swallowed her saliva and did not look at the sixteen weird breakfast options that Sikong liked most in the box. She repeated as firmly as a little adult,
"I want a bowl of salted tofu, add more coriander, more chopped green onions, more chili oil, but no vinegar!!"
Sikong threw a card at Lin Chou's face,
"Use your chopped green onion chili oil and coriander."
Lin Chou complained,
"What did you learn from potted plants? Treasure chest? Since when did you actually learn to bring your own breakfast?"
Sikong lay down on the counter and stared at Lin Chou.
"Blame it on me? Who knows what weird things you might eat in the morning if you are in a bad mood? For example, that noodle soup is the best example. If you try it again, won't I make you look blank? This is called Ming Xiu Plank Road, and be prepared! Don't Nonsense, I’ve collected all the money, let’s get to work!”
Lin Chou was speechless and silently chopped green onions and coriander. Should he show some due respect to God?
Lin Chou, who had a good attitude of six stars, asked patiently,
"Ah, little one, I have two kinds of chili oil: sesame oil and clear oil. Which one do you want?"
This is a huge problem!
After reacting for a second and a half, the little Loli's big eyes quickly fell into hesitation.
"Sesame oil? Clear oil? Wow..."
Sikong stared,
"You did it on purpose..."
Lin Chou pointed behind him, "It's behind me on purpose."
"ah?"
Sikong quickly turned around,
"Snapped."
A plate happened to hit Sikong's face. Wu Ke was stunned for half a second, then put his hands on his hips and laughed.
"Eat lemon!"
"It's your own fault that you will not be able to survive, hahaha..."
Sikong was furious, this young master has actually been tricked?
Shisan, who was waiting at the door, was stunned. Wucao, things are getting serious!
At this time, a curious look that contained eight hundred words of a kindergarten diploma flashed through the little Loli's misty eyes.
"But, brother, what's on the plate is obviously steamed buns, why do you want to eat lemons?"
Sikong took Lin Chou's towel and wiped his face, and said calmly,
"I told you that he didn't sleep well yesterday. He can't even tell the difference between a steamed bun and a lemon. Take this guy down and sing him a lullaby yourself!"
Thirteen replied with a voice like rolling thunder,
"Come on, why bother? Go sleep with me and I'll sing you eighteen... You shouldn't!"
Wu Ke didn't even say a single word before he was pinched away by the armpits of the tiger-backed Thirteen.
Sikong also made himself a bowl of...salty tofu nao, kind-hearted (compared to the age difference between the two, this idiom is not overused, right? From this we can see that this book is very academic and rigorous!) asked,
"Xiaoluo...little sister, you came alone? Where are your parents?"
The silver-haired loli sucked the tofu puffs, narrowed her eyes and said with a sweet smile,
"Mom was driven away by dad. Dad has been asleep for a long time. I can't wake him up... My body hurts... I'm coming to find mom!"
When Sikong and Shanye said this, their eyes widened and they were a little confused.
"...Then how did you get out??"
The silver-haired loli tilted her head.
"Come out!"
As he spoke, the starlight on his silver hair kept falling to the surroundings.
Shanye poked Sikong and whispered,
"When leaving the base city, no matter the age, only the level is asked. She is an evolved person."
Sikong nodded and asked again,
"Then how did you find here? Who is your mother?"
The silver-haired loli pouted,
"Dad said mom went to the west! Humph, he thought I didn't know which way is west! I'm not that stupid!"
Mom goes to the West? Dad has been asleep for a long time?
Could it be that this little loli ran away on her own after her parents died and ran to Yanhui Mountain, 200 kilometers away from Mingguang? !
Sikong was stunned and looked back at Shan Ye. Shan Ye shrugged.
"Take date pills."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes,
"Congratulations, the abduction was successful."
Sikong had a saying "mmp" lingering in his heart and he didn't know whether to say it or not. He was also afraid of ruining the good image of a kind-hearted big brother he had just established, so he could only hold back and say nothing.
Master Shan glanced sideways at Sikong,
"Tsk, you're lucky, this plate is yours. I happen to be a little allergic to lolita recently, but you don't just like..."
As he spoke, he made a high-pitched gesture to strengthen his tone.
"This kind of thing!!"
