It is absolutely obvious that Prince Huang Dashan, who sprayed saliva on his palm and gave himself a treacherous look, is that "professional".
Mr. Shan flashed his bright big teeth and smiled meanly,
"It's okay, it's okay!"
"Don't worry at all. It doesn't matter if Mingguang flips the table and eats everything. Isn't there still your Grandpa Dashan? I can take all of you back to Luanshan via the Nightmare Passage in a matter of minutes... Our buddy's place is better than this place. My son is fine!"
Sikong looked contemptuous.
"You are eating the inside out, what's wrong with Mingguang?"
"That's right, what's wrong with Mingguang?"
The mountain master looked down on the heroes with his black nostrils,
"Luanshan provides food, accommodation, and a girlfriend—can Mingguang do that?!"
"Oops"
Everyone looked at each other.
Damn it, don’t tell me, this little bit of light is really incomparable to Luanshan, I won’t accept any rebuttal!
Wu Kemo wiped the stubble on his chin and smiled.
"By the way, they don't accept ordinary people there, but they can also hire son-in-laws."
Master Shan laughed and sneered back,
"If you're not afraid of a short life, then it's okay. It's cool to be a ghost under the peonies. You're both a man, so it's understandable."
Wu Ke shrank his head subconsciously,
"Mmp, your physical fitness is amazing, why are you showing off so hard, bam!"
Shan Ye has a rather deep expression,
"Comrade Xiao Wu, don't you understand this? It doesn't matter whether a man's physical fitness is good or not. There is no plowed field but a tired cow. Have you ever heard of it - by the way, you are not still a virgin, are you?"
"How did you know...fuck!"
Mr. Shan shrugged, "Now it's confirmed, now we can remove the question mark after it."
"..."
Master Shan pointed at Lin Chou,
"If you have an epic body enhanced to +13 like this guy, then just pretend that I didn't say it and I will apologize to you in public."
Wu Ke poked the last cassava dumpling in the bowl with his chopsticks, and it almost broke.
"Brother Chou is just a tenth-level ferocious beast with human skin on his head. Who is stupid enough to compete with him?"
"Then you can try the civilian idol Bai Qiongshou Bai Shiba. Is it enough for Shi Lezhi?"
Wu Ke sighed and said sadly,
"I'm done eating... I'll have a dream when I go back..."
"Hahaha!"
Time flew by, and in the evening, an acquaintance came to the door.
"Boss Lin, this is our first meeting, please take care of me!"
Master Shan made a sound,
"Hoo ho? Isn't this the pretty boy from Hei Chenhai? Why, getting beaten up is not enough? Is he here? Are you the only one here?"
Song Qingyun was not angry at all, looking left and right with a smile.
"Where is it? I'm Song Qingyun, let me declare in advance that matters at sea are the wishes of the elders and have nothing to do with me. I didn't even know Miss Leng before I came here. I, Song Qingyun, look better than Pan An and Song Yu. Why? Giving up the entire forest for a tree - even if the tree is a towering tree... Tsk, actually I asked, have there ever been black people in Mingguang? I heard that those with dark skin and shiny figures are so good. Ah, I’m very interested in Mr. Song, wow, kaka, you know~”
"Can't you tell, are you a fellow soldier?" Mr. Shan's expression changed instantly, "Second Battalion Commander, bring my Italian... girls over and let the friendly forces play with them!"
Song Qingyun,
"..."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes at Master Shan, his expression was quite... gentle, even kind.
"Don't listen to this idiot. I'm a visitor from afar. Please sit down and have something to eat?"
Wu Ke, who hadn't left yet, curled his lips and secretly said to Master Shan,
"See, Brother Chou smiles so horribly, the black knife must have been sharpened until it shined just waiting for Song to take the bait."
Master Shan gave me a color,
"If you don't want to kill a living thing, I'm asking you what else you are dissatisfied with!"
"As long as you know, what are you beeping about? There's no one from the Black Army who isn't extremely rich. How can he be worthy of himself if he doesn't kill him?"
Song Qingyun raised his head and glanced at the menu hanging from the roof.
"Don't be in a hurry about the food. I heard that guy Chen Qingyu is here too? Why isn't he here? We are old acquaintances who haven't seen each other for a long time. We have time now, so we must get closer and closer~"
These few words were said in a cadence and the teeth clicked. Master Shan was very happy.
"What's going on? There's still a story."
"How could it be possible? We are good friends, very good friends." Song Qingyun smiled, "Let's not talk about this anymore. When I was a child, I stayed at the Qinshan Martial Arts School for a long time. It was really full of excitement to revisit my old place this time. What a surprise, I didn’t expect that there is such a person in Mingguang. Brother Lin, your fists are very heavy. Is that boy Chen Qingyu worse than me?"
"..."
This guy, after being punched a few times, his mentality exploded and he completely let himself go?
Several people were chatting about their own topics in confusion, and a wandering demon in a dog fur coat suddenly squeezed in from outside the door. His nostrils were itching with the smell of blood.
Lin Chou was startled,
"Damn it, Lao You, are you okay? Did you really kill all those dogs?"
The Wandering Demon raised his eyes and looked at Lin Chou,
"What are you talking about... I made a profit this time. Master Shan, please help me see how this skin looks like!"
"Isn't this just a piece of dog skin? What's there to see..."
The wandering demon suddenly realized,
"Hey, I'm still wondering what nonsense Lin Zi is talking about. Just watch."
He stretched out his hand and wiped it, and a layer of dog hair was immediately wiped off the skin, revealing the short hair as white as snow inside, which can be described as crystal clear - oh, it turns out those dogs are moulting.
"Hehe, I'm used to hanging out with those dogs, and I smell like them all over. The temperature has been rising these days, and my fur is falling out like it's snowing."
Master Shan stepped forward with a lunge,
"Is this skin a pure white snow leopard? Where did you get it?! It's worth your money!"
The wandering demon laughed,
"It's not like that group of dogs found it by smell. They chased it for more than a thousand kilometers and almost let this little thing escape - eh? Why does this kid look familiar? He smells like the sea... You are, Song Qingyun??”
Song Qingyun, who had been stunned for a long time, suddenly became excited when he heard the Wandering Demon calling him. There was three parts uncertainty and seven parts fear in his tone.
"You, brother You?!"
The Wandering Demon roared, and he went up and hugged Song Qingyun. Song Qingyun's tall body of nearly 1.9 meters could not reveal more than a foot of fabric in the Wandering Demon's arms, just like a penguin being held by a blind bear. ,
"Why are you here too!"
Lin Chou said in surprise,
"You guys actually know each other?"
The wandering demon patted Song Qingyun's shoulder "bang bang", and Song Qingyun had a sad smile on his face.
"We know each other, why don't we know each other? When we were at Qinshan Martial Arts School, Brother You was the president of our student union. He was very famous. His brother who had his leg broken could be ranked from Mingguang to Heishenhaihai. There are also turns on the city wall.”
The wandering demon scratched his head innocently,
"I thought you were scared of me and transferred to another school - hey, I didn't expect you were as skinny as a monkey before, but now... you're not much stronger."
These words were really hurtful, but Song Qingyun had to give up the idea of refuting after looking at the entire shadow shrouded by the Wandering Demon's body.
"Brother You, why are you...still at the fourth level? You didn't go back to Haiphong in the first place. What's going on?"
The wandering demon clenched his fists,
"Level 4? Hey... do you want to show off again? I can still beat you, level 5, if you can't find Bei. Do you believe it?"
"Xinxinxin... Mainly, your talent is so unreasonable... It took a lot of effort for me to get out of your shadow and let me make the same mistake again? Don't even think about it!"
The wandering demon punched Song Qingyun in the chest with his backhand, knocking him staggering.
"You boy... Linzi, serve us wine. First, twenty boxes of cold beer to rinse our mouths, and then ten jars of three-color snake wine. Oh, by the way, the pig blood soup is the same as the ambition. Add an extra portion of stew. Pot meat, the kind with bloodshot eyes! Mr. Song, what do you want to eat? I’m treating you!"
Song Qingyun's throat was scratching,
"Brother, brother, I was wrong, brother, I really stopped drinking, really!"
The wandering demon waved his hand,
"Fuck your mother's stinky shit. It stinks. Are you a man? Give up drinking? Oh my! You still have the shame to say it! Don't drink, right? Damn you, don't be an eyesore in front of me again! From now on, you If you dare to show up on Yanhui Mountain again, I will kill you!"
"..."
Song Qingyun was speechless.
"No, Brother You, I was wrong. I just kicked you out when I came here. Drink, drink. Isn't it okay? I won't go home until I'm drunk. By the way, boss, do you have any lower-alcohol wine, especially liquor? "
Lin Chou actually nodded.
"You are at the fifth level, right? This will be easy. I have a medicinal wine that can only be drunk at the fifth level. It is brewed with snakes. It is mellow and fragrant, nourishes yin, nourishes the kidneys, and strengthens the body. The most important thing is that it is medicinal wine. There is no It’s a degree! Let me tell you quietly, the Wandering Demon is the fourth level, and he can’t even drink it!”
Song Qingyun was moved by one,
"Good boss, pay attention to people. Before I came here, I, Song, misunderstood you! Just give me this!"
Then he threw a leather bag to Lin Chou,
"Brother You and I are reunited after a long separation. There is no reason to let Brother You spend money. I'll do it! Hey... I think this flaming tomahawk steak is very impressive. I'm just hungry. Let's have two... Oh, just If you can order one, then give one to Brother You!"
Huang Dashan's eyes followed the original light surrounding the leather bag, and he said,
"I remember that there was a boy who fell for this wine before. Come again?"
Sikong curled his lips,
"Brother Song can't get his money back at most. As for that one, he still can't even get out of bed."
Shanye means that someone's character is worrying,
"Linzi is a bit too much. The smell of the Five-Colored Snake King Wine can make your head spin. How dare he say that the wine has no alcohol content?"
"Hey, if you don't believe me, just measure it. I'm sure you'll blow up any alcohol meter. Of course it doesn't have a degree. Besides, after taking a sip, who can remember whether the wine has a degree or not? Mr. Wen can't do the same. I’m so frustrated, I couldn’t even find the right door after drinking it several times.”
Master Sikong Shan, Wu Ke and Lin Chou, sat in a row on the side, staring at Song Qingyun as he poured a bowl of wine into his mouth.
Master Shan took a breath of air and said excitedly,
"Come on, come on, I bet 10,000, this guy will never last more than three bowls."
"I'll bet two bowls."
"bowl!"
Old God Lin Chou is here,
"I'll bet more than one pot."
Master Shan rolled his eyes,
"Impossible! You..."
there,
"This wine...hiss...authentic...Brother You, come on, come on, have another bowl!"
"Okay, let's go..."
"Gudong!"
"Gudong, gudong!"
"Gudongdong!"
Three bowls, just gone.
Sikong and the other three choked and stared.
"This, this, this, how is this possible, is this a lie?"
Lin Chou smiled delicately,
"I charge for this wine by the jar. If I haven't finished drinking it, how can I ask him to open another jar?"
"Fuck you, you profiteer!"
"...Are you just focusing on this?"
Lin Chou raised an eyebrow.
"How can you do business if you are not a traitor and do not have a little bit of thought?"
Master Shan said,
"They all came from the same shooting range. Look at Huizi, and then look at you. Why are there such big differences in people? When we were at sea, Huizi even gave me a few relics. The color is called One is beautiful, like a gem.”
Lin Chou slapped his forehead,
"I forgot to tell Dasha when I came back. I asked this guy to bring Mama Xia over to eat some dishes. I forgot."
Master Shan said,
"You need to remind me, I told Huizi that he is very free during this period, and he may bring the old man over tomorrow - I'll drive to pick him up later. If this guy comes by himself, he will definitely be here. Carrying the old man on his back and running directly from the base city makes me panic when I think about it."
After chatting for a few words, Sikong pointed his chin in that direction and reminded,
"Hey, here comes the business. I see that the guy is still pouring wine out of the jar."
Lin Chou immediately put on the angel smile emoticon,
"My dear friend, do you need another one?"
Song Qingyun blushed and had a thick neck,
"Lin...Boss...you...stand still! Don't sway! You're dizzy...you're not as good as this...drink...really...what do you mean by a jar, and then give... Come on...three...no...four altars! Hey...it's raining? Why is my...body...so wet..."
Lin Chou pinched her nose,
"Ahem, this wine of mine has the effect of washing the essence and marrow. Why don't you... go to the back and wash it first?"
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the Wandering Demon.
"Get the wine, get the wine, and leave me alone!"
With a light wave of his hand, the blood and filth seeping out of Song Qingyun's body evaporated directly, and even the choking smell disappeared.
"Wash whatever you want. Okay, I see you want to be naughty and run away again, so just sit here and don't go anywhere! I'm telling you, I have more than 3,000 boys outside to keep watch for me. You Do you believe that if you dare to take half a step outside, you will turn into dog food in minutes?"
Song Qingyun's whole body seemed to be floating in the clouds,
"Eh? More than three thousand... little brother? Brother You, you... now you have been promoted and made rich and killed your wife? Oh... you still... don't have a wife, right... I tell you... I I heard that the base city is having a social relationship with some Luanshan girl... I... little brother... I don't mind if you use my photo to hook up with one or two of them... they are all... breast brothers! "
"Fuck your mother, I... There are more than 3,000 young men! You can even snatch back an enhanced platoon! Use your face, hehe, I'm afraid that all the women who come back after hooking up with me are blind!"
"You... Brother You, you, you are jealous... Back in the martial arts school... I knew you were jealous of my appearance like Pan An and Song Yu... Hehe... The Bangzi Kingdom is gone. ..You...Why can't you face reality?"
