(Thank you to Miss Waiting for the million-coin reward and promotion to Silver Meng. Congratulations and thank you!)
The hunters on the mountain were tortured by both parties. They got up in the middle of the night and had a beer and barbecue party. They went to sleep and the day after tomorrow was still dark. They were woken up by the arrival of potted plants. They were full of anger and complaints and had no place to vent their anger. , had no choice but to shout loudly for breakfast - the meat they grilled last night was very different from the skill of Lin Chou, a professional cook, so just treat it as if it smelled delicious, and more or less subconsciously left some belly waiting. Make it up in the morning.
The main reason why the hunters are quarreling is that every time someone is in a mood, there must be an appearance BGM, either fanatical or ghostly, and the two appear randomly and irregularly.
But this morning’s BGM classification is obviously the kind that is fanatical and noisy——
"Ah~"
"Snowflakes are fluttering~"
"North wind Xiaoxiao~"
"Heaven and Earth~"
"A vast expanse~"
"A cut of winter plum~"
"Standing proudly in the snow~"
If some naughty child dares to set such an alarm so early in the morning, his parents will beat him out of his wits on the spot.
So the hunters all rolled up, looking for snow everywhere...oh no, looking for sticks, maces.
"Pen! You are seeking death!!"
Lin Chou was so good at playing with pans that he could scare a master who had practiced Tai Chi for more than 60 years into having a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot.
The clouds follow the dragon and the wind follows the tiger, and the pan can cure two hundred and five.
I saw a blazing fireball passing through the sky from the top of the mountain, and struck the front of the potted pink off-road vehicle with a clang. The rear of the off-road vehicle rose high like a kick and then landed with a crash, and a plume of air bulged out of the exhaust pipe. A big cloud of black smoke, like a long-time smoker with asthma.
The off-road vehicle with more than 3,000 horsepower was smashed to the spot and the fire was extinguished.
Qin Wuyong, who had a big bag on his head, climbed out of the car first. He was dizzy for a while and grinned when he looked at the pan that was directly embedded in the car body.
"I...bastard...really don't know anything about physics?"
The potted plant was not injured, but his brain probably still doesn't work very well.
She rushed into the tavern shouting,
"Wow, wow~Brother~Brother~!"
After a while he ran out again,
"Hey... where are the people..."
Lin Chou's lazy voice came from the tree in his home,
"If you don't give me a reasonable explanation today, believe it or not, you might die if I take this pot?"
The potted plant bulged its eyes and held the home tree with one hand. Circles of silver-white ripples spread on the trunk like water waves, and the home tree glowed brightly.
"If you don't believe me, why don't you try throwing it away?"
Lin Chou rolled his eyes, didn't bother to walk up the tree ladder, and jumped down directly.
"Say something quickly."
Potted Plant smiled and said,
"Brother Chou has a good personality. He hugs the pot while sleeping - could this be the legendary chastity pot?"
Lin Chou grinned,
"hehe."
"Hey, hey, you said it well, fellow debater, how can you curse me?"
"Let's get down to business!"
"oh..."
Potted straightened his clothes.
"Dangdangdang, Brother Chou, what do you think this is?"
Lin Chou looked at Qin Wuyong who had a flattering look on his face angrily.
"A big bag with a sharp head will become a great weapon."
"..."
Qin Wuyong touched Zhengrong, who was covering half of his face, shook his head and smiled miserably. This is not your fault, Boss Lin.
Well, it was indeed Lin Chou's fault, so the culprit was still in the car.
Potted Plant dragged Lin Chou to the dining room and found a table to sit down at.
"Brother Chou, there is a way to make a fortune. I... (???) Well, my aunt is kind-hearted and is ready to give you a share. Let's cooperate. Do you want to come?"
Lin Chou squinted his eyes,
"I, Lin Chou, neither steal nor rob. I have nothing in common with you and will not cooperate with you."
"Hey, you're so good when you get a bargain, aren't you? That big boss Lin came over to work with me to sell rouge and gouache?"
Lin Chou was holding the pot in her hand.
"Think about it carefully and tell me what you said before."
When Qin Wuyong saw that this was not possible, he had no choice but to take a step forward.
"Boss Lin, it's like this... You see, there are more and more people paying attention to live broadcasts now. The audience is getting bigger and bigger, and the technology is getting more and more mature. Potted plants... Miss Zuo came up with something that I think is very genius. My suggestion is that we can make a movie just like we did before the catastrophe! No one in Mingguang has ever proposed this idea!"
Lin Chou's eyebrows almost turned into banana blossoms.
"filming??"
The potted plant slapped the table, and his tone became deeper, as if he wanted people to hear the low-key and luxury of the next content just from his voice.
“It’s not just a movie.”
"What this director wants to make is a landmark, unprecedented, unprecedented, realistic, post-apocalyptic, post-modern, magical, fantasy, science fiction, romance, thriller, suspense, war, and gourmet blockbuster with strong educational and strategic significance!!"
Lin Chou sprayed on the spot,
"What kind of gourmet movie are you talking about?"
The potted plant hesitated.
Although the corners of Qin Wuyong's eyes were twitching, it could be seen that he was really full of passion and expectation.
"Miss Zuo, just repeat it to Boss Lin."
"I won't say good things twice... Anyway, I forgot, don't worry about these details!"
The potted plant said loudly,
"Think about it, with such unique conditions, living corpses, giant beasts, demonized plants, strange mountains and rivers, and exquisite and strange places, what do we not want? Even the actors are ready-made, and we can just find any awakened mutant, As long as you are handsome, you can say anything, and the special effects don't need post-processing at all. Can you imagine that what we are going to shoot is our own "special effects blockbuster without special effects" at an astonishingly low cost! It doesn't even cost 50 cents The kind you don’t want!”
When Lin Chou thought about it, it seemed like that was really the case.
What era is this? This is the era of great catastrophe of Father Origin!
Thinking about those old movies played in the alley, Lin Chou is passionate.
Is it possible that the handsome Darkseid will see the light of day again one day?
Thinking of this, Lin Chou's face turned red.
"Could it be..."
The potted plant clenched its little fist,
"Yep!"
Lin Chou's face turned red.
"What we want to shoot is..."
Bonzai said excitedly,
"What I want to shoot is..."
"Transformers 7?!"
"Yes! That's right! It's the Armored Warrior!!"
"..."
"Go to you beep and beep, giving the handsome calf!"
There is no doubt that this is a dead end.
Qin Wuyong looked collapsed.
Lin Chou sneered.
"You're such a coward, you still want to be a director with your brains like this? You're a tour guide!"
The potted plant is indignant,
"What's wrong with the Armored Warriors? Big IP with zero occupation and no loss, simple and crude style of painting, brainless characters, three and a half sentences in the opening, high IQ of the villain - some of them get their lunch without even saying a word, and the audience won't watch it at all What is the IQ level of the villain? Can you tell me if there is any drama that is more economical...hmm, worry-free and reassuring than this?"
"hehe!"
The potted plant's eyes rolled,
"No? Then do you think Teletubbies are swollen...uh...how about...SpongeBob?"
"roll!"
