(Thank you to the book friend Six Paths of Reincarnation for the 1,000-coin reward for being promoted to the Hall Master. I would like to congratulate him with this chapter.)
The hunting of useless deer and blue-feathered sparrows was very successful, so the old nun of Luanshan led the women who looked "very difficult to deal with" and then said "hey, I'm going to go to this one with a hot body". When the soldiers came to Yanhui Mountain, they were stunned by the scene in front of them.
Ten hunters, including Shanye Bai Qiong and others, each held a machete and neatly cut the deer leg bone thicker than a water tank into two sections, and then the other four people carried the bones and aligned the cut ends. Two little yellow chickens,
"Suck~"
The remaining large group of hunters formed a circle on the hillside, shouting slogans,
"Forty-five! Forty-six!"
The shouts rose to the sky, and the scene was comparable to the construction site when Mingguang was building the city.
Grandma asked tremblingly,
"Left Bank...Prince, you are..."
Master Shan wiped the sweat from his head,
"Mommy is back. Feed the chickens. Why didn't you tell me before? These two little gadgets are so damn edible that I can't seem to get enough. The little bit I saved can be used in a few days. Let them all be reimbursed to me!"
The witch was angry and laughing at the same time.
"How much did you feed them?"
Master Shan scratched his head,
"If we can't find it, the leftover bones would be enough to pile up a hill. What's wrong, grandma?"
All the hunters looked at the group of women in front of them curiously, especially the "mammy" - Hey, I wonder if Huang Dashan is blind? How can he care about this tender little lady? Do you call her grandma?
How can you bear it!
The miko sighed,
"Prince, I usually ask you to learn more about Luan Mountain. Why do you... The food of the terror bird is not this."
"What did you say?"
Shanye almost stuck the machete into his head.
The witch explained,
"The reason why adult terror birds love the bone marrow of alien beasts is because they have a special ability. The bone marrow can make their hematopoietic and recovery abilities more powerful, but their main food is not this. This is just like the evolved ones, only How can they be full by eating the 'origin'? When the bone marrow reaches their stomachs, it will turn into nutrients for this ability."
"..."
Shan Ye was stunned, "Then, what do they eat?"
The miko sighed,
"They are still chicks, so of course they need to drink breast milk to grow up."
Master Shan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, with a look on his face that said, "I don't know much, but you can't sway me."
"Birds! You also know that they are birds, not mammals! What kind of milk do they drink!!"
The witch chuckled lightly, "That's why I want you to learn more about Luan Mountain."
Even Lin Chou was shocked. Who would have thought that the two little yellow chickens that sucked the marrow and sucked the bones needed to drink milk?
"You fed them so much bone marrow. The vitality of these two little things will be incredible."
Master Shan said that he felt very tired, so after all this hard work and spending so much money, I managed to train these two little things into infinite health packs?
"Mother Xipi, I love you so much. I don't have milk for this little brat to drink. You can do it as long as you want."
Everyone's eyes dimmed as the witch appeared behind Mr. Shan in an instant, holding his ears half a circle clockwise and a half counterclockwise.
The mountain master howled miserably,
"Hey, hey, I was wrong, wrong... Mommy, I was wrong!!"
It’s so embarrassing.
This prince asked you to be a failure.
At this time, the only warrior from Luan Mountain who was wearing clanging and ferocious heavy armor stepped forward to Lin Chou.
"You don't keep your word."
Lin Chou opened his mouth wide,
"Are you...Ye Yu? Hey, let me go and tell you, sister, you're not hot, are you?"
No one can see Ye Yu’s expression from that terrifying mask that can stop a child from crying at night.
"I...my heavy armor comes with a liquid cooling system, so it won't get hot."
"..."
Lin Chou was speechless. It seemed that technology was really a productive force.
Ye Yu said,
"Man, you haven't answered my question yet."
Lin Chou punched Ye Yu's arm with a loud bang and said with a smile,
"Hey, isn't it just wine? I've been really busy since I got back... Come on, come on, everyone who has come from afar, come in first, come in first, you're welcome, just like at home, try our three Mingguang specialties... .Ahem, Qingquan Mountain’s aged brew was specially brewed by our fifth-level powerhouse, Mr. Wen Zhongjiu Wen, and the taste is absolutely undeniable!”
"Eh? Why are you standing there in a daze? Mingguang is Shan Ye's natal family. You guys are here, how can you be polite to me?!"
A group of hunters followed with laughter and cheers. They were released from the base and city. Who dared to go up and fight with them without any sense?
"Yes, yes, Boss Lin is right."
"Reverse it, we are the ones..."
"What the hell, we are Master Shan's natal family!"
"..."
Mr. Shan's face turned red, "I call you your mother, but a bunch of dogs say that."
"Boss...huh? Who are you!"
The even burlier giantess ducked out of the door and bumped head-to-head with Ye Yu. She actually looked as good as Ye Yu who was wearing armor.
Ye Yu instantly took half a step back, carefully looked at the big-breasted sister, and asked,
"where u from?"
The momentum between the two was rising, and they were ready to take action if they disagreed.
Lin Chou quickly stepped forward,
"Ahem, go back and wash your dishes - this is my handyman, Big Breast Sister, from Luanshan Yeluan."
The big-breasted lady looked at her strangely, said oh, and turned back to the kitchen to wash the dishes honestly.
Ye Luan's voice is full of...some inexplicable meaning,
"You, let her... wash the dishes for you?"
Lin Chou smiled and said, "Come in, come in, you have a guest, let's have a pot of... a pot of cold water from the well of 1982!"
Everyone staggered, it seemed that the common courtesy of being a guest from afar was still not feasible for Boss Lin.
"Ahem, just kidding, Qingquan Mountain, Sancai Snake Wine and Five-Color Snake King Wine are all brought up. I'm going to get some good dishes."
When he went to Luan Mountain, he was treated to the moonlight and the blue sky. Putting aside everything else, the mooncake was indeed a rare delicacy. Lin Chou had never known anything about this kind of thing. mean.
The witch didn't take it seriously, but when Su Yourong brought the wine, her expression changed and she stood up suddenly.
"This, this is... little girl, are you willing to follow me back to Luan Mountain to practice the witchcraft skills? I guarantee that in fifty years, no one in the world will be your opponent!"
Su Yourong was so frightened that he didn't know what to do.
Lin Chou was stunned, "Mommy, you..."
The witch took a deep breath,
"It's nothing. This little girl's physique is very suitable for our Luan Shan inheritance. If you practice our Luan Shan Kung Fu, you will definitely make great progress with each passing day."
Most of the hunters looked blank, while a few focused on the word "practice."
It turns out that the Luanshan people are really different from us. They practice cultivation, while Mingguang passively accepts the infusion from the source. No matter how much you practice, it will have minimal effect.
Lin Chou smiled and said,
"Oh? Then I have to ask Yourong for his own opinion."
Everyone's eyes fell back on this little girl who was called "the perfect body".
Su Yourong puffed out her cheeks and said crisply,
"I don't want it! I have a master!"
Everyone's eyes fell back on Lin Chou. Lin Chou smiled bitterly.
"Be tolerant, don't be willful."
Su Yourong pouted and refused to speak willfully.
Seeing this, the witch just smiled and said,
"Little girl, do you know that my Witch Clan's body-building technique is probably the most suitable for you, and it may also be your only chance. Apart from the Witch Clan, there is probably no way in this world for you to be born out of ordinary people. Come on, you have to think carefully."
Still shaking his head.
The witch could only sigh, "That's fine, everyone has their own destiny. I think Lin Chou has something to offer."
Lin's face darkened. Isn't this kid stupid?
When he turned around, he saw the little girl staring at him with watery eyes.
I...
I'm handsome...
Niang Xipi!
Others didn't think much about it. No apprentice in the entire Mingguang City dared to say that he would become another master. Generally, those who did this kind of thing would be dragged out and beaten to death and fed to the dogs.
After the meal, everyone in Luanshan was "shocked and full of praise" for Lin Chou's craftsmanship.
Especially Ye Yu, the aura on her body was unstable.
Lin Chou asked loudly,
"Hey, Ye Yu, are you...going to break ranks? There's no reason why my food is also effective for Luanshan people?"
Ye Yu's voice shook the armor and made it buzz.
"Give me...water...it's so spicy..."
Oops!
"I said, girl, have you never seen chili peppers or something? I have given you a plate of chili peppers to choose from and eat. This is the devil pepper imported from America. The spiciness level is 2 + Scoville has no upper limit. It will make you cry if it is spicy. "
Ye Yu said in a low voice while hissing the air conditioner,
"I didn't feel spicy at all when I first ate it... I just felt warm and comfortable..."
"How much... Phew... We don't have the base city's currency, so... eh?"
Ye Yu seemed to have discovered something extraordinary, pointing to the crock pot chicken menu and said,
"Can you actually use gold as currency? Gold's gold?"
Lin Chou's face suddenly darkened, what the hell was he called unexpectedly? ?
"Yeah, okay."
Ye Yu said to the female warrior behind her,
"Where was the brick that padded the back of the car when we came here? Bring it here!"
The tall female warrior with a fleshy face scratched her head.
"I thought it was in the way, so I threw it away."
"..."
The hunters looked confused and said well, what bricks, gold bricks?
Ye Yu tapped her helmet,
"Hmm... That's it, Lin Chou. I'll ask them to go back and pull the car over. I've prepared a gift for you! A gift in exchange for wine!"
"not..."
Four hours later, the last group of people who had gone to hunt blue finches also came back. A hunter with a mustache rushed in covered in blood and said excitedly,
"Niang Xipi, come on, someone with good eyesight can help me see if this damn gold brick is actually a gold brick, damn!!"
Everyone looked strange, Lin Chou brought it over and weighed it.
"Thousands of pure gold, about thirty kilograms, quite handy."
Before he finished speaking, his mustache burped and twitched away.
There was an uproar!
brick? Gold brick? !
The female warrior murmured,
"This brick seems to be the one I threw...it also has my handprints on it out of boredom..."
Ye Yu scolded,
"It's just a brick. Why are you talking so much? Throw it away. Whoever picks it up belongs to whom... Will the person we went to pick up the car be back soon?"
The female warrior looked at the time,
"Well, it's only a few hundred kilometers away. It should be here. I'll go out and have a look."
After a while, two female warriors escorted a huge obsidian cart up the mountain. The cart was pulled by a five-meter-tall dromedary camel-like creature, which was just chewing a lump of blood in its mouth. The mushy thing makes people feel that it is not as honest and honest as it looks.
There is a pile of boxes on the cart, and the most eye-catching one is a brilliant golden sculpture, which is at least six meters high. The sculpture is of a lifelike warrior wearing heavy armor, with a crown of thorns on his head and a fog nightmare on his feet. The vortex, the headband and the belt are all inlaid with pearls, and the cloak is decorated with obsidian that is as translucent as black crystal. The whole sculpture is shining and shining, and it is extraordinary at first glance.
"this..."
Lin Chou scratched his head. The person in this statue couldn't see his face. At most, there was only a bunch of long hair protruding from the back of the helmet. However, the appearance of this armor was almost exactly the same as the one Ye Yu gave him.
Many hunters were trembling all over.
"Nah, ah, gold!"
"The pure gold statue is definitely pure gold!"
Ye Yu jumped into the car and held the base of the statue lightly in her hands, holding it up to Lin Chou like a ball of wool.
"Well, I heard that it is popular here to put a stone lion or something in front of the store. I will put this one at the door for you. It looks better than the stone lion!"
Lin Chou didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Placing such a sculpture at the door would have the same effect as persuading people to quit, right?
"Ahem, this gift is too expensive, I..."
Ye Yu,
"What's so valuable?!"
"..."
Lin Chou was speechless.
In the eyes of Luanshan people, this thing is much less valuable than obsidian. Didn't you see that the places where the gems are inlaid on the cloak are all treated obsidian?
In the end, Lin Chou accepted the gift at the risk of destroying his values.
Ye Yu said,
"So, can we talk about wine?"
Lin Chou thought in her heart, mmp, I sent dozens of cubic gold statues here, how much wine should I give them?
So he waved his hand,
"What are you talking about? Load the car until it can't fit anymore!"
Ye Yu lowered her head slightly, feeling a little embarrassed.
"We, we didn't bring that much money..."
Even if Lin Chou picks at her again, she still feels that she has been insulted personally.
"Between friends, if you don't mention money, mentioning money will hurt your feelings!"
The hunter in the back pouted repeatedly. I want to give a friend a mountain of gold to meet him, but I am not so shameless and upright as to say no to the money!
Ye Yu firmly disagreed.
"That's not okay. A gift is a gift, and business is business. We Luanshan people stick to our word and never break our promises."
Lin Chou was a little confused.
He didn't dare to let Ye Yu take back what she said before. The sacred object in Luanshan that was as bad as the system could probably cut these girls alive!
Finally, Luanshan female general Ye Luan waved her hand and presented a sack of obsidian treated with Luanshan people's secret methods as payment, filling the camel cart with it.
"..."
Lin Chou only had a wry smile on his face, and he really couldn't say a word.
The hunters who witnessed this novel transaction method were speechless, and a strange excitement continued to brew in Yanhui Mountain.
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