The warlock said in a hoarse voice of exclamation (don't ask the author how he heard the exclamation, this view says it exists),
"How many years has it been? Since the last time I caught a meteorite, my Codex of Xares has never been successful."
The warlock drew a very large gray mist exclamation point to strengthen the tone.
"Not even once! Not at all! The baby feels so miserable!!"
"..."
Lin Chou patted his shoulder - the warlock's voice sounded like he was crying?
The warlock wiped his face,
"Ahem, you lost your composure...Lin Zi, do you know that when it comes to rubbing meteorites, the feel of the touch is very important!"
Lin Chou,
"???"
I definitely don’t know. Who the hell is rubbing meteorites for fun? Besides, how do you rub meteorites?
The warlock sat down, of course, holding the precious chicken, and violently fanned the green little stone man three meters away.
"First of all, as a warlock, you have to use your mental power to communicate with the abyss plane - or the void plane. Find a meteorite burning with evil flames in adolescence in the vast sea of stars, and then use the meteorite to The evil flames will burn a wormhole above the planet in the main plane, and then it will be much simpler, just pull the meteorite over."
"This entire meteorite will undergo some kind of evolution under the catalysis of the warlock's mental power during its interdimensional travel, and turn into a real abyss demon, but - remember this, it will be convenient for you when you rub meteorites in the future."
"..."
When will I learn how to rub meteorites from you...
"The most basic thing about the meteorites found is that there is evil energy flames on them that can be used to spiritually connect with the warlocks and provide energy. However, the bigger the meteorite is, the bigger the volume is not the better - it must be just right to ensure that it stays in the void. When traveling and exiting the wormhole, consume the fel fire to the weakest level but not extinguish it."
"The volume of the Abyss Demon is closely related to the quality of the meteorite. The less material is consumed, the greater the portion of the meteorite that is rubbed over is retained. However, the strength of the Abyss Demon is directly proportional to the evil flames on it - in addition to guarding against meteorites passing by, Directly blasting the planet, you have to guard against your own strength being unable to control the evil flames on the meteorite, hahaha... How many warlocks have misjudged their abilities, or simply smashed their own planets, or been Devoured by evil fire."
Lin Chou gave a questioning look,
"Wait a minute, you mean there were many warlocks in Mingguang before?"
The warlock pondered for a while,
"No, I saw it from a cartoon."
"..."
Lin Chou felt bitter for a while, "I heard that you created Mingguang's port?"
Mentioning this, Warlock Qi's cloak fluttered,
"Hmph, I don't know how many people still remember my hatred - it was obviously the scientific research institute that provided me with resources and asked me to try whether I could rub a meteorite from outer space for research - after all, you know, the yellow stuff on it Yun...the guys at the Scientific Research Institute think that the entire earth is no longer in its original space."
"Huh? So..."
The magician said,
"So I pulled the meteorite over. Rubbing meteorites is a very dangerous job. I have clearly warned them, but many people still died."
The warlock whispered,
"The space door opened with a slight error. Didn't the meteorite arrive two days late? It has arrived anyway!"
Lin Chou, "!!!"
The warlock explained,
"It's a pity that the evil flames above seem to have burned out. Otherwise, I would have been a legendary warlock a long time ago, so why wait until now to advance."
"Um?"
"The advancement of warlocks is different from that of normal evolvers. Only warlocks who successfully summon the Abyss Demon from the Codex of Xares are real warlocks. They are also the so-called legendary level warlocks. Many of the warlock's abilities require passing It can only be completed with the blessing of evil flames, such as sacrifice, corrosion, life diversion, death coil, life drain, imp army, doom guard... and even infinitely cooled evil corrosion arrows, well, I prefer to call it the evil Gatling, the one with the green fire coming out, so spectacular... These are all based on the ignition of the evil flames to achieve perfection, well, don't you think about it? have a look?"
For the sake of the safety of Yanhui Mountain and his own life, Lin Chou politely rejected the warlock's kindness.
The warlock straightened his hood,
"Actually, the last time I rubbed the meteorite, it felt very good. It was really wonderful. It was a pure abyss metal meteorite, extremely rare... If the abyss demon was formed using that meteorite as the matrix, its power would be unimaginable - who knows The space door opened with such a big error, and then it seemed to hit something again. When it flew over two days later, the evil flame had long been extinguished... No, you may not believe it when I tell you, I think it was just to rub that The meteorite used up all my good luck, you know I wasn’t that unlucky before?”
Lin Chou was speechless for a long time, then thought about it and asked,
"So this little stone man you rubbed... let's call it the Abyss Demon, has no lethality in itself?"
When he said this, the little stone man crawled over and jumped up eagerly to hit Lin Chou in the face. He stumbled several times due to the red beans under his feet and gave up.
The magician said,
"No, the Abyss Demon is also the Warlock's ultimate move. It can grow and become very powerful once it is cultivated. Well, for now it is too fragile, but it is enough to be used as fire."
"So what you're saying is that you spent a long time missing a meteorite just to use it as a lighter?"
The warlock muttered,
"This statement...I really can't think of any reason to refute it. Yes, that's essentially it."
Suddenly I remembered something,
"Ah, I've finished eating, and I have to go beforehand!"
"Eh?"
The warlock turned into a gray shadow with a pop and hurried away.
"Ah hahaha, I want to fulfill another dream. While the effect of the Golden Rooster's release is still there, I will go through the security check channel again. This time I won't crash..."
"..."
He is really a person who is used to hard life, and every dream is so simple and unpretentious.
After the warlock left, Yan Huishan quickly resumed its previous bustle, but Master Shan was still a little worried.
"I asked Lin Zi, could you fill up the hole made by the meteorite? I looked a little scared."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes and said, "If you're willing, you can fill it in yourself."
Mr. Shan looked around thily,
"Come on, that bastard has filled this hole for Mr. Shan, a thousand circulation points!"
Half of the crowd dispersed in an instant, watching from a distance, a full and unified sarcastic tone was directed at Master Shan,
"hehe!"
Mr. Shan cursed, "Grass."
Turning around to leave, a voice came from behind,
"I have been professionally filling holes for thirty years. I can fill any holes. Come on, I will take this business."
Qin Wuyong led an old man to appear next to Master Shan.
"A thousand for filling in a hole? What's more, here's the shovel, I'll do it!"
Master Shan smiled and handed Qin Wuyong a shovel.
"You see, this is a man with great vision... I just happened to hunt two civet leopards, let Linzi stew them, and drink together - eh? The surname is Qin, who is this old man?"
Qin Wuyong filled in the hole with a huff and said casually,
"Oh, this is my dad!"
Master Shan was stunned for a moment, looking at the old man with strange eyes.
"What a coincidence, what the hell are you a fan of Qin Wuyong too?"
"Old man, are you still watching the wilderness live broadcast at such an old age? Can your heart bear it?"
Qin Wuyong, "Meow meow meow?!"
The old man looked dull and asked Qin Wuyong,
"Son, what does he mean?"
Qin Wuyong, "..."
"What do I mean, don't you have a clue in your own mind?" Shan Ye said disdainfully, "Hey, I'm going? Wait a minute... Your old man is not his biological father, right?!"
The old man was stunned. He reacted and slapped Qin Wuyong on the face with his backhand.
"Pa~"
"You're such an idle little bastard. I told you to do something serious, but you won't do it. You insist on doing live broadcasts... I thought you made a lot of money doing something, but you just live broadcast your feelings. You recognize your father, don’t you? You bastard, kneel down in front of your father!!”
The old man had been accumulating power for a long time and was filled with rage. Qin Wuyong threw the spade and knelt down with a thud - it was just that his brain twitched or he knelt too hastily, and his sense of direction was a bit unbalanced. He knelt down in the direction of Master Shan.
When my father saw it, he immediately burst into laughter and almost lost his breath.
"You are quite skilled in business!!"
When Shan Ye saw that he was in trouble, he took his two chickens and ran away.
After running into the dining room, he stopped and listened carefully to the banging and screaming coming from behind, while listening to the music again.
"I'm talking about Lin Zi. I asked you to stew two leopards. Have you stewed them yet?"
Lin Chou asked,
"What's going on outside?"
"It's stewed. This leopard must have just given birth to its cubs. It's so skinny that it's not of much value."
Master Shan said,
"Ah, I guess so. I wonder...how does it taste?"
Lin Chou was carrying a big shovel.
"It's a little fishy, big-breasted sister, please bring me Qingquanshan... By the way, Mr. Shan, the bones are ready. I took them out and put them in a basin. You feed the chicken first. I'm dizzy from shouting. of."
Mr. Shan smiled and said,
"It's done!"
He said to the chicken, "Look how kind Uncle Chou is to you two - Oh, by the way, there is no salt, these two gadgets seem to lose their hair easily if they eat too much salt."
"hehe."
Shan Ye was so bored that he still refused to let go of his dying humor cells.
"You don't have any sense of humor, so what, this civet leopard doesn't have any special effects?"
Lin Chou said seriously,
"You can't force it. Cooking is like writing a good poem. Inspiration and touch are both indispensable. It doesn't seem precious to get a critical hit so easily."
Master Shan curled his lips,
"It's only been a few months, and your menu is almost all over the house. Lao Xue didn't dare to look up after seeing it once, probably for fear of irritating his eyes."
Lin Chou shrugged.
"As you get older, it's easy to get stuck in a rut. The new dishes Bafanglou launches in a year are not as many as what I cook in a week, which is normal."
"They are not like you. They are closed more often than they are open!"
Lin Chou looked unconcerned.
"As a cook with dreams, how could my imagination be limited by this mere Yanhui Mountain? In my life, I want to be a cook who is either cooking or looking for ingredients!"
"Speaking of which, where are the snow clams you promised me to eat?"
That's embarrassing for Mr. Shan.
"Ahem, I've been looking for it, I've been looking for it, cough cough cough..."
What was even more embarrassing was that Qin Wuyong brought his biological father into the house and looked at Master Shan with a faint resentment.
"Master Shan, I haven't offended you, have I?"
"That...this..."
Lin Chou turned around and said, "Hey, this old man...Brother Wuyong, is this your father? You two look quite similar!"
Qin Wuyong's grievance was comparable to that of a harried woman, and Shan Ye had goosebumps all over his body.
Brother Wuyong sighed and sat down for his old father.
"Linzi, I heard that someone gave you a half-crocodile dragon again? Can you give my dad a crocodile paw? The old man is old and his body can't keep up. Even beating me is not as good as ten years ago. Get excited."
Lin Chou looked at the bruises on Qin Wuyong's face and let out a sigh.
"The crocodile paw has been ordered by Sikong a long time ago. The meat on it is the same as the crocodile paw. Why don't you try eating that one?"
"It's OK! It's OK if the effect is the same."
The old man stabbed Qin Wuyong,
"Is it really as miraculous as you say? I know that my body cannot be restored even by eating ginseng and deer antlers. After all, I am not a high-level evolver, and time is not forgiving."
Qin Wuyong laughed and said,
"Just wait and see, there is nothing that Boss Lin can't do. Oh, by the way, my reward salary for this month will be paid out soon. You can eat half a crocodile dragon to recuperate your body first. When the time comes, your body will be healthy." When the condition is good, let’s eat sea stone coconut milk jelly, maybe you can break the level too!”
The old man shook his head,
"The road from low-level to high-level is not that easy. I have been in the third level for almost thirty years, and I have already broken through it."
Qin Wuyong comforted him,
"If you can't, you can't. Eat this half of the crocodile dragon's meat and you will return to the state you were in ten years ago. I have seen the magic of this dish with my own eyes - Sikong, you know, that little tuberculosis guy, even He ate it...Oh...why did you hit me again..."
"You little bastard speaks freely. If I don't hit you, I'll hit you. If there was no one named Sikong in the base city, how could we live such a good and peaceful life? Lord Sikong has done so many good things... Sigh... Why is my son... ..”
"Yes, yes, I know I was wrong... Please stop sighing. It makes my heart beat with fear."
Lin Chou walked over and looked the old man up and down.
His back is ricked and his face is covered with age spots, making him even older than the average old man.
"Why didn't you come earlier?"
Qin Wuyong coughed,
"No, no money..."
Lin Chou glared, "You are offering millions and millions of rewards, and you still tell me that you have no money?"
Qin Wuyong hesitated for a while,
"I can't bear Mingguang's heavy tax. If it weren't for the last mission I went to sea with you, I still wouldn't dare to have this meal at your place..."
Lin Chou said,
"The old man is not in a good condition. After eating Half Crocodile and trying other products, he should be able to add a few more years to his life. The older he is, the better the effect of eating Half Crocodile. Young people will not feel anything after eating it. , just like that guy Sikong, eating this food is of no use at all, it can only stabilize the condition, and the rest is wasted."
Qin Wuyong was immediately overjoyed.
"Can this medicinal effect be repeated?"
Lin Chou was speechless,
"Of course you can only live once, so I said it was a waste for Sikong to eat this dish. What are you thinking?"
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