Lin Chou turned around and left after hearing this.
Yes, this is equivalent to digging up the earth on Lord Ma’s head to create the Lord of Hell.
If a person is unlucky, he won't even be able to eat hot instant noodles.
If you want to ask who among these muscle-brained hunters is most annoyed by instant noodles, Shan Ye is the one who deserves the title - what Shan Ye is more annoyed by are those educated people who speak politely.
Of course, we must make it clear here that we must not accuse Mr. Shan unjustly.
Shan Ye is completely different from those guys who have biceps in their heads - all they have in their heads is clanging axes.
As soon as Mr. Shan entered the house, he saw a group of people playing with pine cones and charcoal stoves and knew what was going on. Shen Daru's face turned pale. He had suffered a lot from Mr. Shan... Oh no, it was a bitter experience. .
On the other hand, the group of people brought by Shen Daru, all with solemn expressions and vaguely arrogant eyes, reluctantly bowed their hands as a gift, and the two parties looked at each other in silence.
When Lin Chou thought that the next scene could basically be described as piles of mosaics and piles of mosaics, Master Shan called his friend to sit down.
Eh?
Mr. Shan is abnormal...transsexual...transsexual?
"Lin Zi comes to meet you. This is my old rival. I met him earlier than I met White Rabbit, Xie Xun!"
When Lin Chou heard this name, he felt a sense of oppression coming over him.
"Hello."
Xie Xun is an old man of medium build, with silver-white hair standing on end, very lively eyes, and a very deep face.
"Is this little friend Lin Chou Lin? You are indeed a talented person, Xie Lin! Look at how cowardly you are, Niang Xipi. If there were someone who was one-tenth as good-looking, I wouldn't be left without a daughter-in-law or a son. Wife, where did your big fat grandson come from?”
Xie Lin, who was less than 1.6 meters tall, gave Lin Chou a pitiful look with a bitter look on her face.
"Lin...Brother Chou, it's our first time meeting you. Please take good care of me."
Could this child be thirteen years old?
This father, this son, Lin Chou always had a feeling of déjà vu. The two-petaled white thing seemed to be trembling up and down against Lin Chou on the shoulders of an old man.
"hiss..."
Lin Chou took a deep breath and forced himself to shake the image that caused intense discomfort out of his mind.
"Hello."
Huang Dashan said in a loud voice,
"Hey Linzi, let me tell you, there is no simple person I know in Master Shan - just a coward like White Rabbit, who has nothing but a bunch of children. He is incomparable to Lao Xie, you know?"
"Lao Xie is a talented person. After working in the wilderness for more than fifty years, he finally retired and became a rich man. He was very prosperous in the base city. He runs a weapons and equipment store under his name. You I must have heard of it, what is it called...I totally forgot..."
"Ellis."
Master Shan suddenly understood,
"Yes, that's the name."
He cursed angrily again,
"You said you couldn't even figure it out when you came up with a name. What the hell is this called? It's a mouthful."
Lin Chou felt that it sounded familiar.
"Ellis? Is it the company that makes the best bionic camouflage?"
Xie Xun sighed,
"Little friend Lin actually knows?"
Lin Chou took a pot of tea and filled it for the three of them.
"How could I not know."
Huang Dashan's eyes almost fell into the teacup.
"I'm sorry, you actually gave me tea? Or a whole pot?"
Old Xie and Xiao Xie looked at Mr. Shan with a confused expression, and Mr. Shan said loudly,
"Damn it, the sun is out in the west. You don't know how stingy this guy is... let alone tea, even his foot washing water is worth the price of Qingquan Mountain!"
"..."
Lin Chou rolled her eyes angrily.
“A yard is a yard.”
Then he said with considerable aftertaste,
"Just a few months ago, I had to rely on the hs31 civilian model protective gear provided by Ellis to save my life."
"this..."
Xie Lin was a little confused, "Dad, do we have protective gear numbered hs31?"
Xie Xun slapped Xie Lin to the table, causing the floor to jump.
He held Xie Lin's head and looked at Lin Chou with bright eyes.
"HS31, Xiaoyou Lin used to work at a zombie shooting range?"
Lin Chou nodded,
"Commander."
Xie Xun's surprise didn't seem to be fake.
"It's unbelievable. I wonder how Xiaoyou Lin knew about hs31. So... hs31 was only produced in one batch. It was just a very simple vest. It was given to various living corpse shooting ranges as basic protective gear the year before last. That thing It was my brother Xie Tun’s idea to promote Ellis’s bionic camouflage, but it didn’t have any effect, so I gave it up - I didn’t expect that Xiaoyou Lin would actually wear it, what a fate, what a fate!”
Lin Chou gave Xie Xun more tea and shook his head.
"Even a very simple vest was the best protective gear Dasha and I had at that time. If you hadn't given it to the shooting range... we would have been wearing linen clothes all the time."
"I didn't expect that Xiaoyou Lin would have such an experience. Then how did he open this herbal restaurant?"
Lin Chou smiled and said,
"I awakened for no reason at the shooting range. It seems that my awakening ability is to make medicinal food...so I have been here since then."
Master Shan was speechless.
"I really thought this guy saved your life. If you say that, one-third of the garrison in the entire base city would have to thank this old boy for saving his life. In fact, the bionic camouflage only has that kind of effect. What’s the matter, I can’t even withstand the bites of the second-level zombies, huh.”
Xie Xun felt a headache and pinched his eyebrows.
"Da Shan, how many times have I told you that the purpose of bionic camouflage is to camouflage and interfere, not to let you go up and fight against the living corpses and beasts!"
Master Shan said disdainfully,
"You're just pretending, you're just interfering. They're all green Origin Crystal tickets. Why don't you just go ahead and fuck your motherfuckers while you wait for the cubs to be born? Besides, the living corpses in the south are now like giant pandas, don't you? I have seen the robbery scene, and when I find one, I will do it first. After you finish pretending and interfere, your farts will be cold, so go drink the northwest wind!"
"..."
Xie Xun was speechless.
Xie Lin said unconvinced,
"Ellis's bionic camouflage, which is effective against alien beasts and activated magic plants, is already being jointly developed with the Research Institute and will soon be available for sale to ordinary hunters!"
Master Shan raised his eyebrows,
"Tsk, I think you old Xie family are stupid, cooperating with the scientific research institute? They have a lot of money and time, can your Xie family afford it? In the future, your Xie family will rely on Zhengqi Fist to go around the streets and entertain apprentices to support their families. Let’s see if you still dare to cooperate with the scientific research institute?!”
Xie Xun said,
"That doesn't mean that the current scientific research institute is no longer the former one. Under the supervision of the Development Committee, the scientific research institute has indeed begun to make a profit. Moreover, by this time next month, Ellis's new batch of bionic camouflage models will be available. It will be officially released.”
"real?"
"Haha, it's true."
Master Shan patted Xie Xun on the shoulder,
"Damn it, I have you, I don't think you thought your old Xie family was going to finish playing, okay, okay!"
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