In fact, not only Shan Ye was scolding his mother, but Lin Chou was also scolding her.
Just like what happened to Shan Ye, Lin Chou felt that it could be perfectly solved with a personality-correcting punch with the equivalent of a hundred tons!
Of course, there is indeed a gap between ideal and reality.
Dreams will never come true even in a lifetime, but we should not forget that they are worth looking forward to every day.
Moreover, is there anything in this world that cannot be solved by a personality-correcting punch with the equivalent of a hundred tons?
If so, give it two punches.
Seeing Lin Chou's dangerous look, Master Shan didn't forget to ask casually, even if he was facing a lawsuit now,
"What are you looking at?"
"What are you doing!"
"Look at me again..."
Lord Shan is so blessed. Isn’t this the standard sentence pattern that I use when I find fault with others?
"Damn it, I treat you as a friend and you actually want to trick me. If you want to beat me up - just say so if you want to beat me up. Can you not make such an excuse to lower your status?"
"..."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes and curled his lips and said,
"Hey...it's better to save those little arms and legs of yours for the Queen of Night to torment for a few more years."
Master Shan wanted to retaliate and boast, but when he looked at Wu Ke's white dome and potted plants looking forward to bolting, he suddenly became excited.
mmp!
So, Master Shan slapped the sleeves of his robe that didn't exist, and he bent down in a half-kneeling position and touched the ground with his hands.
"嗻!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Huang Dashan, you pat your chest and call for moral integrity, do you think it dares to agree to you? ?
Xu Shi made a lot of money today, so Bonzai ordered a tomahawk steak very, very, very extravagantly, and shamelessly asked Lin Chou to give her a glutinous rice golden coconut - of course Lin Chou did not agree.
When the steaks arrived, the Warlock arrived.
"One crock pot chicken, thank you."
"What crock pot chicken...a new dish..."
Wu Ke was first shocked when Lord Warlock appeared in the black mist, and then he held his chin for a long time while looking at the wind chime menu on the roof.
"I, I, I, I, a tael of gold? Boss Lin, how did you come up with this? It's amazing!"
Before Wu Ke could finish his sigh, Wen Chongjiu and Wei Tianxing appeared.
"Let's have some fried chicken, a jar of colorful dishes, and some random dishes to go with the wine - Oh, by the way, I brought the sour scallops, don't waste the chicken blood... I also brought some scallops, Remember to plant the forest.”
"Okay, thanks, I'll send Bao Er to get the chicken later!"
Wu Ke counted on his fingers for a long time and found that the unit of measurement at the circulation point had increased by one million in just a short period of time. He felt that he needed to make a huge contribution to Yanhuishan's GDP.
"Today is a good day to eat chicken. Boss Lin, bring us three salt-baked chickens!"
The eyes of everyone in the room fell on Wu Ke. The two bodyguards took two steps back calmly, coughing lightly with serious expressions.
"Cough, cough."
Wei Tianxing and Wen Chongjiu hadn't noticed the cloaked figure in the corner at first, but when they looked up, they saw an empty black mist in the hood.
Wen Chongjiu's hand holding the wine glass froze for a moment.
"Warlock?"
Wei Tianxing stood up with a bang, his expression changed drastically.
There was a loud noise of chickens flying and dogs jumping on the tables and chairs.
The black mist under the warlock's hood was billowing, and the hood moved, as if nodding to the two of them.
Then he got up and walked out of the dining room - looking at his back, he looked a little lonely.
Mom, it feels like we are chasing people away!
Wei Tianxing was extremely embarrassed.
"Cough cough cough...Fat Master...Fat Master, I..."
Wen Zhongjiu's face was as calm as Moyu's, but the wine in the glass caused ripples. He took a deep breath and looked at the wine with extremely gentle and sincere eyes.
"If I hadn't been reluctant to part with the wine in my hand, I would have been so scared that I smashed the roof and ran away..."
Wei Tianxing turned back to Lin Chou who was busy in the kitchen and said,
"Linzi, why...why is this warlock here with you?"
Lin Chou looked at the two of them strangely,
"As for why you are so afraid of him, I don't think it is as exaggerated as the legend says."
Wei Tianxing answered the question inappropriately and slapped his forehead.
"Damn it, you kid won't take his money, will you?"
"..."
Lin Chou was speechless, "There is no credit for small business transactions."
Wei Tianxing was in a hurry.
"That's not what I meant. I mean, you won't take anything from him, will you?"
"Uh...a piece of gold."
Wei Tianxing said mysteriously,
"After I picked it up, did anything happen here?"
"Then I don't know. After collecting the money, I went to the kitchen to cook."
Is everything okay? !
Wei Tianxing and Wen Chongjiu's shock was written on their faces, as if they had seen a ghost and were still eating shit.
"This is not true!"
"Yes, it's unscientific."
What's right? What are these two old men talking about?
Wei Tianxing stretched out three fingers,
"Someone in the base city has made statistics. Whoever dares to collect money from a warlock will be unlucky for three days and 72 hours. He will not take more money for a minute."
Lin Chou,
"...can this also be counted?"
"Then why not? There is a saying that goes well. When a person is unlucky, his teeth will get clogged when he drinks cold water. It is not easy to count the time."
Yes, you are all masters of metaphysics. Please forgive me for not accompanying you. You can't afford to hide if you can't offend me.
A few hours later, the dishes came together.
The dry aroma of salt-baked chicken, the fresh aroma of fried chicken, and the rich aroma of crock pot chicken seemed to have produced some incredible changes catalyzed by the flames of the tomahawk steak. The fragrance surged in the entire dining room and became more intense, like a beautiful piece of music. Walking around Liang for three days without stopping.
Master Shan was speechless.
"Mom, I won't be surprised if the dishes Xiao Linzi cooks will shine in the future."
Bai Qiongshou said calmly, "+1."
It's a pity that Crock Chicken was quickly taken away by the warlock - it seemed that he went to talk to San Huang again.
Wei Tianxing opened his mouth, but said nothing.
After a while, he said regretfully,
"Tsk, it's missing some flavor."
Only Wu Ke was extremely happy at the moment. Look at the GDP on his plate... Oh no, it's salt-baked chicken. Hey, I think my salt-baked chicken is delicious again.
Faced with many similar people with astonishing worth, the pressure on the fat-headed pigeon from a humble background is really too great.
Wei Tianxing suddenly asked,
"Linzi, I heard that your boy brought a basket full of shadow leopard shawls and health care products to the Leng family. When you came to my place not long ago, you brought some ham and bacon, oh, and a few jars of clear springs. Shanpojiu, it was only after I asked that I realized something was wrong, where are you sending the beggars?"
Before Lin Chou could say anything, Wen Chong was drunk.
"Damn fat man, you are the beggar. What happened to Qingquan Mountain? What is bad wine? Do you like to drink it or not? You don't want to drink my wine anymore!"
"..."
Wei Tianxing slapped his forehead, his face turned blue.
Yes, he forgot that Qingquan Mountain was the property of the person in front of him.
"It's not Lao Wen that you are bitching about, do you know what the point is? We are allies! Do you understand, allies!"
Warm and heavy wine is cold,
"You can question my character, but you can't question my handsomeness. Even if you question my handsomeness, you can't question my wine!"
"This is an insult!"
"I'm fighting with you whether you believe it or not!"
