Putting aside the topic of force value for the moment, there are many things that need to be prepared for the first official business day after the new year.
Various soup stocks, ingredients for various dishes, etc. all need to be prepared. Just these alone took Lin Chou a full night of work.
In the early morning, the newly written small sign was solemnly hung up, which meant that Lin's restaurant had another magical dish that was available.
"Big-breasted sister? Big-breasted sister!!"
Chi only responded and walked with the wind.
Lin Chou shouted,
"Pick the biggest piece of gold somewhere, right by the door, and place it right!"
"?"
Chi just pointed at a pile of raw gold ore that had been left on the ground unattended for days.
"that?"
Lin sighed sadly,
"Put the biggest piece on the table and put the others in the cabinet."
Chi only twisted his mouth,
"It doesn't look good."
Lin Chou felt depressed for a while.
"That's several tons of gold! Why doesn't it look good?"
"Such a large piece of yellow color is obviously different from Yan Huishan's painting style. It is vulgar."
"Others who think they are vulgar haven't had the opportunity yet. If they talk back, their working hours will be increased by two months. Hurry up!"
Chi Zhi snorted, picked up the huge piece of gold nugget and threw it by the door with a bang, then turned around and said,
"alright."
The combination of the small golden mountain and the artifact small blackboard, one on the left and one on the right, is a classic - at least that's what Lin Chou thinks.
From a distance, I saw Bai Qiongshou and Shen Feng getting out of the car with Tong Shengmei with long silver hair. Bai Qiongshou said in surprise,
"Lin Zi, are you really... Let me go, such a big piece of nugget gold? How many tons does it cost?"
Shen Feng hugged the little "Jinshan" and rubbed it wildly, drooling all over the floor.
"Why are you keeping it here? Are you waiting to be stolen? Why don't you give it to me instead of waiting for others to steal it? Give it to me! Give it to me!"
Lin Chou rolled his eyes and pointed to the side of the two of them.
Sigouzi's heavy breathing formed small raging whirlwinds that uprooted the weeds on the ground. His huge black nose pointed straight at Shen Feng's side face.
"Breathe~breathe~"
Bai Qiongshou said cheerfully, "Old Shen, it seems that the consecration battle after Si Gouzi breaks through the ranks will fall on you."
Shen Feng said speechlessly,
"Why don't you just watch the door...Do you think you can punish such a boss and a dog..."
Bai Qiong thought about it for a while.
"Fire-proof, theft-proof and pot-proof."
Shen Feng suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked at Si Gouzi in trance.
"That one may not be enough..."
The four dogs bared their teeth,
"Ooooh!!"
Shen Feng and Bai Qiongshou turned to Lin Chou together, "What did it say?"
Lin Chou said angrily,
"How do you know I can understand a dog barking?"
Bai Qiong held his chin and said,
"Sure enough, the trees will wither and the day will come when people are weak. But when I say Linzi, it's your fault. You can translate two syllables for Gungun, but you can't translate three syllables for Sigouzi. Isn't it a bit embarrassing?"
"..."
Is this a fucking concept? Do you guys understand clearly? Although there is only one syllable difference, in fact they are completely two languages!
Lin Chou weakly waved his hand and pulled Shen Feng off Xiaojin Mountain.
"Hey, don't dirty my ornaments. Wipe off your saliva. Hurry!"
Shen Feng sucked his dick and looked around.
In addition to a particularly eye-catching home tree with a shining silver light reaching into the sky, the unique "artwork ornaments" placed throughout the small restaurant based on Boss Lin's aesthetic level are also quite - terrifying.
For example, a pair of gleaming golden skeletons of mountain musk deer are hanging under the eaves, or the wolf skin tube of a certain wolf king who died suddenly is fluttering in the wind... In short, they are all weird things, and normal people will basically not choose to regard these things as Decorations and aesthetics aside, it is true that children stop crying at night.
Well, now there is another little golden mountain, which is probably the only one among these ornaments that everyone likes.
Not to mention anything else, just by moving Lin Chou's messy food scraps back and turning them into a distribution point, he could live happily in the base city for several lifetimes.
Shen Feng said reluctantly,
"I have never seen tons of gold in my life. Boss Lin, can't you be merciful and let me touch it a few more times to get riches?"
"When we went to Luan Mountain, Ye Luan's entire palace was made of gold. Why didn't I see you hugging me then and not letting go..."
Shen Feng said righteously,
"The good news should not go to outsiders... No, the shame cannot be thrown outside!"
"..."
Your consciousness is really high.
Lin Chou said speechlessly,
"You touch it - do you know what the consequences will be if the 'treasure of the dog' buried in the hole dug by the dog is dug out by others?"
Shen Feng choked and looked back at Si Gouzi's big blue eyes and canine teeth that were almost one meter long.
"Hehehe...hiss, it's really hot outside. Let's go, let's go inside quickly. Let's drink a cup of Qingquanshan to get rid of the heat."
"Ha ha."
Si Gouzi then lay down peacefully and fell asleep with one eye closed. A layer of faint source light shrouded Xiaojinshan - even if there were eight potted plants at this time, there was probably no way to get rid of them. Si Gouzi took away Si Gouzi's first 'Treasure of Wang' right under his nose, and he had to fight tooth and nail.
Lin Chou prepared a few side dishes and sat down with the three of them to chat.
Bai Qiong made a sound, "Are there new dishes? Let me see... hiss..."
The three of them swallowed their saliva together,
"Is this dish really so evil?"
Lin Chou pulled the corner of his mouth and pointed at the striking series of zeros in "Ten Years in Hexi", with a look of despair on his face.
——Didn’t you see that there is something more evil?
Tong Shengmei burst into laughter,
"..."
Shen Feng said,
"There's no such thing as evil these days. You just told me that humans can turn back into monkeys and dinosaurs and rule the earth again without batting an eye."
Bai Qiongshou sighed,
"Lin Zi's awakening is really more and more unimaginable."
Shen Feng poked the head of the white dome,
"Why are you always thinking about other people's awakening abilities? Why don't you say something less than you should and let the dogs eat your politeness?"
"I wonder, am I just thinking about it? I'm curious, do you understand? Not to mention these mysterious medicinal foods, I am also suspicious of Linzi's ability to collect exotic beasts as pets, with great strength and ability to walk on the sea. How many awakening abilities does Lin Zi have?"
Shen Feng twisted his mouth and said, "I think you are just envious and jealous. Lin Zi's bloodline ability is a bit weird, but the one with the green hair on his head and the one from the Zhuge family are even more desperate?"
Shen Feng said with a heartbroken face,
"Mom, considering the bloodline ability of the potted plants, we don't even have to live anymore. I believe you when you say she is the protagonist!"
"impossible!"
Bai Qiongshou retorted seriously, "This isn't a fucking novel. Where did the protagonist come from?"
"..."
"That's not the halo of the protagonist, what is it??"
"Shit!"
Bai Qiong felt that the knowledge points he had mastered through countless resources were being challenged for no reason, so he pretended to explain the definition through words and deeds.
"The so-called protagonist halo is usually a by-product of the protagonist's law. It usually appears when describing unreasonable phenomena caused by the protagonist's law."
"For example, you can 100% avoid stray bullets, and face all kinds of shooting scenes. The protagonist is still coquettish and runs wildly in the hail of bullets regardless of stray bullets. No matter how hard you beat him, he will not die. If he is beaten to death, he will be resurrected. After resurrection, he will most likely be killed by the heroine. Give him a slap and scold him, hold him and cry for a while... For example, he is seriously injured and can't move under normal circumstances, but he still relies on perseverance to survive in a battle... For example, when the protagonist is unable to resist and waits for death, in the last moment before death He is saved by the heroine, female supporting character, and male supporting character running at the speed of light at 300% of the second. The male protagonist is loved by all the female characters unconditionally and for no reason. The harem stallion, the Virgin White Lotus, is still a Buddha among thousands of families. What do you think about the guy named Pen? OK?"
Shen Feng is more serious than Bai Qiongshou,
"I think it's okay."
Lin Chou looked at Bai Qiong's head strangely. He couldn't tell. The serious Mr. Bai had been watching anime for a long time.
"In short, it's not the halo of the protagonist. It doesn't exist... At most, it's just the son of the plane who favors the will of heaven and earth."
Shen Feng shrugged.
"Anyway, we are cheating all the way. What is the difference between full screen eight nines and full screen eight nines?"
Bai Qiong was speechless, and it took him a long time to say,
"Damn, it's so annoying when people compare themselves to each other."
Shen Feng patted Bai Qiongshou on the shoulder,
"Be a happy person. There are at least eight VIP13s between us little minions and the forgiveness basin."
Bai Qiongshou said dullly,
"It's not that far away, just look at that guy from Huang Dashan..."
"Grass!"
Shen Feng shook his shoulders and went to find a drink.
"Talking to you is really looking for trouble."
They parted on bad terms, each occupying a table. Their noses were not noses, but faces were not faces.
Bai Qiong sighed and took a sip of wine, staring at the menu silently.
"Hey? Wait a minute... Lin Zi, you are a newbie, aren't you?"
Lin Chou was stunned, "What's wrong?"
"The golden rooster is released. There are no chickens on Yanhui Mountain. Even if there are chickens - when the chickens crow, you won't be open yet."
Lin Chou shrugged. Regarding this, the system would not let him say another word.
"There are chickens."
Two words, gone. You may need to figure out the rest by yourself.
Shen Feng said disdainfully,
"It's not written clearly on it. I can't read a lot of words. It's embarrassing - Oh, by the way, can we bring our own chickens?"
"..."
Lin Chou's eyes twitched, "Are you all here looking for bugs?"
The two pondered over the new dish for a while, then asked Lin Chou with a smile,
"I said, Lin Zi, what will happen when you go to your father-in-law's house? When will the wedding be held?"
...
At this time, in the base city, a group of mysterious people in cloaks walked into the gate of the production committee.
Five minutes later, senior officials from the Scientific Research Institute and the garrison gathered to have a dispute. Ten minutes later, Sikong Yu arrived.
At least tens of thousands of garrison troops formed a tight siege, and even bird-wing ballistas and source crystal cannons were set up.
...
"Wahahaha~!"
"Xiao Lin smashed! White rabbit smashed! Lao Shen! Your Grandpa Dashan is back!!"
Bai Qiong didn't swallow the first sip of wine, he just squirted it.
"Huang, Huang Dashan??"
"What the hell are you saying that Cao Cao and Cao Cao are here?"
Huang Dashan walked in wearing obsidian armor and stroking his bald head with one hand.
"Oh, they are all here, specially to greet me?"
"..."
Huang Dashan grinned and laughed like a bronze,
"Surprise or not? Unexpected or not?"
Shen Feng went up and punched Mr. Shan on the chest.
"It's quite scary. A few days ago, I was thinking about getting you a few carts of cattle prods to replenish your kidneys. Tsk tsk."
Huang Dashan laughed and cursed,
"Fuck you...do I need that?"
Lin Chou took a look outside.
"Hey, there are no pursuers. How did you come back?"
Master Shan waved,
"Hurry up, give me a few glasses of wine, and a bird will come out of your mouth - I didn't escape, the newly established diplomatic department in Luanshan has probably entered Mingguang by now."
Lin Chou was stunned,
"diplomatic?"
Huang Dashan nodded naturally,
"If everything goes well, Luanshan and Mingguang will be brotherly city-states from now on."
"..."
"hiss!"
This is a bit unexpected, after all-
"What happened before?"
Mr. Shan laughed and said,
"There are no absolute enemies in this world. It's just an exchange of interests. Anyway, I just made a suggestion. Unexpectedly, that group... actually agreed."
Bai Qiongsou whispered,
"Luanshan's strength is too strong, so the base city is not afraid..."
Huang Dashan sneered,
"Strong? Why is it so strong? If the base hadn't sent a group of men there from time to time under various pretexts, we would have been extinct long ago."
"???"
Shan Ye shrugged,
"I thought you had already thought of it. Base City and Luan Mountain have actually been connected for a long time, but almost everyone was kept in the dark - to be precise, it was not Base City, but the Black Army."
"Send...a man?"
"Yes, Mingguang and nothing else. There are countless times more men than Luanshan. I guess the Black Army has been using this method to rescue Luanshan for many years. I just don't know why it was hidden from the base city. Hehe, Luanshan can If you have any idea, the most you can do is grab a few more men and go back to be the ladies of the village. I don’t think those women are evil-minded."
Bai Qiongshou looked at him strangely,
"Damn it, you haven't been brainwashed, have you?"
"You idiot, what are you talking about? If you don't believe me, just wait. In the end, the base city will definitely agree to establish diplomatic relations. As for who suffers and who takes advantage, there are some dirty things. Anyway, there is no reason for war."
Shen Feng said, "Whether we establish diplomatic relations or not is none of our business. I say Master Shan, will you go back this time?"
Huang Dashan hummed twice, his face turned a little red.
"Well...occasionally...I still have to go back...hehehehe...occasionally...why are you looking at me with that look..."
Bai Qiong's face is full of contempt,
"If this was placed in the war years, it would be considered a traitor. If caught, his head would be chopped off, and there would be no need to report it to the superiors."
Master Shan rolled his eyes,
"Oh, we haven't seen each other for a few days, Mr. Bai Shiba, you are very good at chatting. Come on, come on, tell me, why am I a traitor? In this fucking era, I have to be a peace messenger. , the kind with two big white wings holding an olive branch in its mouth and a halo above its head!"
"hehe."
"Okay, okay, why are you making such a fuss - that Mr. Shan, you shouldn't be, how can I let you come back?"
Master Shan rolled his eyes,
"Fart, what do you mean? I'm a free man, okay?"
Shen Feng believed that he was a ghost.
"Hey, I'm too lazy to expose you, have you gone home? You just patted your butt and left. Do you know how many holes I have filled in for you?"
"Ahem... I replied. I just guessed that you were all here. You sat at home and came over after a while."
"Hehehe... sister-in-law didn't tear you apart?"
"What the hell, how dare she? I always tell you the truth at home. I told her not to go east..."
"Okay, stop boasting, it will hurt your kidneys. Who doesn't know that the Hedong lion in your Shanye family is a liar?"
"..."
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