Lin Chou was still immersed in the wonderful taste of crock pot chicken. When he saw the words "Great Will, Luck, Luck Value" and other words displayed on the system, he almost bit off his tongue.
"Pfft... what the hell!"
Almost all the ingredients reviewed by Lin Chou's system will have some special effect after being made into dishes, but——
Is this the system that is finally going to attack the field of metaphysics?
Or should I collect seven chicken-based medicinal dishes to help me summon the magic machine... eh chicken? ?
"boss?!"
"What's wrong, Boss Lin?"
"Brother Lin Chou, are you okay?"
The three people expressed concern.
Knocked out teeth and swallowed with blood, Lin Chou said with a big tongue,
"It's okay, it's okay... I was so anxious that I bit my tongue."
"oh oh..."
Lin Chou didn't care about eating anymore. He pretended to be holding an old bowl and hurriedly asked the system.
"That damn guy, get out of here!"
Lin Chou's eyes almost popped out of his head. No matter how much he called the system in his heart, there was no movement from this guy.
"Ahem, damn the system. I have something to consult."
"..."
"Hmm...system?"
"system!"
"Dear Apocalyptic God of Cooking System, as the host, I would like to draw a lottery and have any questions."
"Tip, advanced lottery, golden special, random skill 1, try it yourself."
"Try the law yourself:
Any dish created by the host that has special effects but harms the host will be condemned by heaven and earth.
For any dish created by the host, when the host uses its special effects or skills, there is a chance to obtain several times the blessing effect.
Note: After eating my food, you become mine. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you try it? "
"Dip, advanced lottery, orange special, random skill level +1, the skill is designated as - walking on the waves."
"Hey, it is detected that the specified skill is top-level and cannot be improved. The derivative branch is-Treading Snow without Traces."
"Also, please say."
"..."
Lin Chou suppressed the damn feeling in his heart again and said like a bean,
"Are you really reliable with this bullshit special effect? At least it's tangible and tangible! Can anyone really believe this on the menu? Whoever believes it is stupid!"
"As a host, I dare to question a system as stalwart as me. This system has seen things that you hairless monkeys would never believe. I witnessed a starship burning on the edge of Orion, and I watched C-rays burn in Tannhäuser Shining in the dark space of the door, all these moments will eventually fade away in time, like tears melting into the rain.”
"The salt of this system... cough, in short, this system does not accept any questioning behavior, and will impose slight punishment to serve as a warning to others."
"Hey, the upper limit of the host's intelligence value is permanently -o.1."
"Do you think I still care after losing weight 200 times? Who are you trying to scare? Come on, gR!"
"Hey, the upper limit of intelligence value is -o.1."
"You..."
"Hey, the upper limit of intelligence value is -o.1."
"Fuck!"
"-o.1."
"wait..."
"-1!"
"stop..."
"-1!!"
"I was wrong!!!"
——The last sentence was shouted by Lin Chou.
Qin Wuyong, Chi Zhi, Xiao Xiao and Gungun stared blankly at Lin Chou who suddenly had two nosebleeds.
Qin Wuyong asked with a confused look,
"I guess...Boss Lin, what's going on with you..."
Xiao Xiao screamed in fright,
"Wow, is it poisonous? Fortunately I didn't eat it!"
Chi Zhi had a worried face and whispered,
"Boss, I heard those stupid male creatures say that being single for a long time is a disease...you won't..."
Lin Chou touched his nose and thought, what the hell, the system's line just now sounded so awesome, with lightning and teeth and claws. Why did it seem a little familiar? Have you heard it somewhere?
But he said,
"Haha, it's okay. I've been a bit angry lately. Ahem, cough, cough. This chicken stewed with mushrooms is a bit overpowering. Who is Xiao Xiao? You should eat it. I've tasted it. Ordinary people can eat it too."
One of Xiao Xiao's eyes said "no" and the other said "letter". His tone was full of suspicion.
"Oh...you can eat it..."
Lin Chou felt a little better after greeting the eighteen generations of ancestors in the damn system.
"I can add another dish to my menu, which is great."
Qin Wuyong was thinking about another thing——
"Damn it, I suddenly remembered, I brought wine! I forgot such an important thing!"
"?"
Qin Wuyong picked up his backpack and said to the recorder,
"Hahaha, God help me. Some time ago, I asked a potted plant to help me change my backpack. It was originally a life-saving thing, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today. With such good food, how can I live without wine! Dangdangdang~"
Then he pulled out two straws from a corner of his backpack and took a sip first.
"Hiss~ Boss Lin, don't you want some of the fine Qingquan Mountain aged wine?"
This time it was the turn of Lin Chou and the audience behind the recorder to be stunned.
"Fuck, straw?"
"Last time, Brother Wuyou asked someone to change his backpack, saying he wanted to get a sandwich to hold nutrient solution."
"This shameless guy just said a bar? A bar?!"
Lin Chou shrank his neck and said, "Ahem, I don't drink liquor, you'd better do it by yourself."
Barrage,
"Boss Lin: Haha."
"Goddess rejection."
"Tactical denial."
Lin Chou waved to Xiao Xiao, who was so greedy that he was drooling.
"It's really edible, I didn't lie to you!"
Qin Wuyong bit into the chicken and said, "Well... no one can abduct this girl if she is left on the street, she is so smart!"
Xiao Xiao was thinking seriously, and while thinking about the possibility of death from poisoning, he quickly picked up a piece of mushroom and put it in his mouth.
"emmm"
Mainly because I couldn't bear it after being tortured by this scent for several hours.
The hairy tip mushroom is not as golden in color as the elm mushroom and other mushrooms. It is just slightly light gold and looks like the prototype of a gold ore. After you eat it, you will feel how unique it is.
Xiao Xiao pondered for a long time and finally expressed his heartfelt evaluation.
"Wow!~!"
Whether on the scene or behind the screen, I believe many people have laughed out loud at this moment.
"Hahaha."
The mushroom has a bit more texture than ordinary mushrooms. Locals like to call this texture "meat head", which means that its chewy texture is similar to that of meat.
There is no need to go into too much detail about the combination of chicken and mushrooms. Just the aroma of the mushrooms is already intoxicating.
The difference between the mushrooms and normal mushrooms is that in addition to the freshness of the fungus, it has a mineral or metal-like beauty and hardness. It is a thickness that can be truly captured and touched by the brain. and real.
Just like an ordinary oyster, through its meat texture you can completely feel the style of the sea where it is located.
And with this small piece of Trichosanthes edulis, diners can also appreciate its wealth - it was born with a gold mine, and now it is all in your mouth.
What kind of pride is this?
How high is this?
Cough cough cough...
The hairy mushroom does have a unique style that is difficult to describe in words. The freshness is not lacking in mellowness, just like the sharp metal accent in music, which always appears abruptly where it should appear, like the backbone supporting the body. .
...
After all the hard work, it was already one o'clock in the morning, and Lin Chou finally calmed down to enjoy the pot of chicken. By this time, Qin Wuyong and Chi Zhi had already finished the whole pot.
Just chatting while eating like this, and complaining to Qin Wuyong's audience from time to time, the bottom of the four pots of crock pot chicken was quickly reached, and the big-breasted lady got up and gathered the table full of chicken bones onto a stone slab.
Qin Wuyong felt more and more distressed when he saw it.
"Hey, hey, who is so wasteful? Waste is a crime, you know? If you haven't chewed it clean, there are still muscles attached to the bones..."
Barrage,
"Brother Wuyong, it's your turn to take action. Hurry up and take a sip before it gets cold!"
Chi Zhi placed the stone slab piled with chicken bones in front of Si Gouzi, who almost shed tears of happiness - this may be the most worthless fifth-level beast in history.
Barrage,
"I feel sorry for you."
"I feel so bad for this ghost, it just ate a lot of meat."
"This year, even a dog is worse than a dog... Every bone that a dog chews is catalyzed by gold."
Seeing Qin Wuyong staring at the bone next to his mouth with a very subtle expression, Si Gouzi's bloodthirsty instinct finally took over.
(Perhaps it is the shadow that has been snatched away by the small green hairy balls of N. tomentosa and two cats that compete for food all year round.)
Si Gouzi grabbed the stone slab with one claw, grinned and let out a series of low and hoarse roars from his throat.
"Roar~"
"Plop."
There were two muffled sounds in succession, and Qin Wuyong shivered and almost fell into the fire.
Xiao Xiao's eyes suddenly became bloodshot, his face turned green, he couldn't even open his legs, and he was sweating like rain.
This dog has probably forgotten that it was seriously stared at by its ancestors (well, it seems not very civilized, to put it another way) - it was blessed by the great will of the God of the demolition captain!
In the world of Huskies, he must at least be considered a pope, the kind of spiritual leader who rules countless countries!
Of course, I'm glad this is still Earth.
But that also made the lucky dog's strength jump a few times. The fourth dog had already become a fifth-level alien beast.
No matter what race the person is, the pressure of the fifth level is real. It didn't scare Xiao Xiao, an ordinary girl, to death on the spot. The sky is really full of gods and Buddhas, no, it's Gungun's blessing.
"boom!"
Si Gouzi's roar turned into a whimper in his throat, and within a fraction of a second, he was slapped with a rolling slap and even the dog's barking was knocked into the soil.
Chi just rubbed his eyebrows and was speechless for a long time - it was always inconvenient for others to interfere in such things as seeking his own death.
In this regard, there is no essential difference between humans and alien beasts.
Starting from the fifth level, there is a certain level of coercion. The higher the level, the harder it is to restrain it. Under normal circumstances, such as Wei Tianxing and some fifth-level bosses will consciously control the coercion.
Of course Gungun and Xiaoqing will do the same, otherwise they won't be able to hunt. This thing is just for coercion, not a real gun. It can't suppress the prey from a long distance, but any thing with a brain can hear it. Of course he would choose to run away if he smelled it.
As for the four dogs showing off their coercion in front of Gungun, if this happens in the territory of wild beasts, it would be a naked provocation or a declaration of war. Well, it may also be a fight for a spouse. The result is basically only one, a bloody battle with red stripes. .
Gungun's slap should be regarded as the result of giving face to an old acquaintance, just like the "friendly reminder" of the weather forecast. Otherwise, referring to Gungun's territory, the forest saber-toothed bear frozen in Linchou's cold storage can be regarded as a "friendly reminder" in the weather forecast. The most standard example.
Si Gouzi is indeed a majestic dog, quite sensible. He climbed out of the pit and did nothing else. He swung his big tongue and swung his tongue, and humbly smoothed Master Gungun's hair.
"Ouch!"
Gungun glared at it, then dragged Qin Wuyong away, who was bewildered for a while and howled miserably - it seemed that he wanted him to warm up... and repair the hammock, hmm.
The four dogs watched with laughter as the figures of one man and one bear disappeared into the night, snorted, and happily lay down in front of the pile of bones to enjoy.
"Crack."
"Click."
"Crack."
Amidst the accompaniment of this sound, the three people except Qin Wuyong fell asleep one after another.
When the dog gnaws bones, the flow of time often becomes abnormal, because soon there is only a shiny slate that has been licked in front of the dog.
"Chacha."
Si Gouzi scratched his two paws hard and found that no more bones jumped out. He collapsed on the ground.
"Ouch~woo↘"
Suddenly, it stood up with its dark nose quivering, and moved to the four baskets with its paws on tiptoe.
The remaining soup on the bottom of the basket was still steaming up, and the inner wall was coated with a shiny layer of grease that reflected the light of the fire.
Sigouzi glanced at the sleeping people, mainly looking at Lin Chou.
Then he opened his sinful and bloody mouth to the innocent and dark bun, and stuck out his even more sinful big pink tongue——
"Suck."
"Bliss!"
Beside, the big rooster, who had been unconscious all night, suddenly flapped its wings and opened its eyes.
"Plop."
It threw up a cloud of dust and fell back to the ground.
Sigouzi looked around in shock, squinting at the stupid big chicken with its legs and wings tied up for a while.
continue,
"Suck."
"Bliss!"
The big rooster struggled and struggled, suddenly enlightened, drew the air into the body and sank into the Dantian, stretched its neck and let out the strangest, loudest and most saddened cry in his life.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh~!"
At the same time, looking from an unpredictable perspective, a big red fireworks tube suddenly stood up directly above Si Gouzi.
"boom."
Thousands of pieces of paper spurted out in an instant, almost completely covering Si Gouzi's figure, and turned into red flames that ignited under its four claws and engulfed it. The flames went straight up to a height of more than ten meters.
"Ouch?"
Sigouzi seemed to feel something, but also seemed to feel nothing.
Puzzled, he raised his front paws and looked at it - he just felt that the pads of his front paws were a little hot!
After licking the last bit of oil star clean, biting the tail happily for a while and digging a few holes, Si Gouzi turned around and squatted in the grass out of boredom.
"emmmm,"
This is a dog that pays attention to environmental protection. It is scratching around with its four paws and symbolically covering the pile with soil.
"Ding!"
It felt as if its front paws had touched something strange, so it scratched a few more times and pulled out a yellow stone from the black mud.
After careful identification with his nose, Si Gouzi felt that this thing must not be eaten because it tasted weird.
But when I think about myself not having a decent "treasure of the dog" - ahem, it's not that the dog doesn't work hard, but it's just that it's too difficult for Yan Huishan to dig a hole and hide something in that poor place without Xiaoqiu. So much so that the great fifth-level dog king still doesn’t have a treasure that he can get his hands on.
Besides, this thing was still shiny, so Si Gouzi took it in his mouth and buried it temporarily in the corner of the bamboo house.
After a lot of hard work, Si Gouzi felt a little thirsty, and ran to the lake with light steps, ready to play in the water and have morning tea.
"Woof."
Si Gouzi stepped on the air with one foot. Well, it has four legs, so it didn't mean to act like a falling dog and eat it.
The thing that caused Mr. Dog King to almost slip was a large, round fruit that had split open, with red pulp and sweet juice inside.
"Ouch? Woof!"
(Is this the one you had for lunch? Woohoo!)
"Crack, click, suck, suck, suck."
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