These ducks have put their skill points in some weird and weird places. They are as fat as a ball and can fly. They can even stand in groups of two on small vines like feathers and carry out family inheritance. This is much better than an acrobatic tightrope performance.
There are almost no other colors in the river, including along the river, and the water surface cannot be seen at all. The ducks are crowded like cans. Those who don't know better think that all the people in the river are ducks.
There are countless ducks flying in the sky. The scene blocks out the sun, and the sound of quacking fills the sky. The flying feathers and black and white duck droppings stick together and fall down like a weird heavy rain ( Or snow?).
Lin Chou shrank her body and touched the water with her toes very quickly without making any sound.
But this was obviously of no use. The huge ducks all turned their heads in Lin Chou's direction, as if they had developed a supernatural sixth sense.
Of course, Lin Chou could feel the hostile gazes of tens of thousands of ducks with their heads tilted as they wandered back and forth on his back. He was as stiff as a dog for a moment, and his left toe and right heel seemed to be glued together, and he almost hit his head on the river.
"Fuck!"
For the first time, he had the urge to scold a product produced by the system. Isn't this so-called "forced hostility effect of avian creatures" too real?
I'm still a few miles away from those fat bastards. I have to do something so outrageous that they can write their hatred into their instincts. Is the effective distance of this Gou skill the sight range? ?
Lin Chou took long strides upstream, and the river surface beneath his feet created huge depressions that never closed for a long time.
If Lin Chou had the leisure to jump up, he could see that these depressions perfectly resembled the shape of shoe prints, and even the anti-slip texture on the soles could even be matched.
As Lin Chou accelerated, the footprint-like depressions became shallower and shallower, and finally the reverse bulges changed from negative inscriptions to positive inscriptions. The river surged to form layers of waves, and Lin Chou's every step could He happened to step on the peak of the footprint-shaped wave, and his speed was more than three times faster. It was like a hurricane passing by. People with less strength might only see a phantom.
"Quack~"
"Gah!"
The last duck call was like a shrill charge horn, which could be described as powerful as a sharp edge. Even the cross-racial Lin Chou could hear the unforgettable hatred in this duck call.
If you do some math, the cry might mean "All ducks attack!"
The whirring sound of taking off and the quacking of ducks overwhelmed everything else. The scene was overwhelming, and the posture looked like it was going to destroy the world.
Ten seconds later, Lin Chou could see a white wave-like figure from the corner of his eye without looking back.
"Nima, is this still a duck?"
Then there is no more,
"boom!"
Like an earth-shattering explosion, duck feathers all over the sky steamed up like the mushroom cloud of a nuclear bomb.
There was a continuous sound of splashing water, and there was a huge duck fighter flying in the sky to patrol. However, that weird figure had disappeared out of thin air.
The ducks shook the water on their bodies, then shook their fur, wandered around for a while, and then dispersed with doubtful quacking.
...
There seemed to be an invisible force that tightly bound Lin Chou and flew upwards. The feeling of weightlessness came from all directions. He subconsciously struggled a few times, but with Lin Chou's huge strength, he was completely unable to break free.
At this moment, Lin Chou even felt that his thinking had stagnated and he could not think at all.
The surrounding scenery was changing rapidly. One was in the crystal jungle, and the other was in the forest. It was like being caught between two worlds. This feeling was very uncomfortable, as if the power of two worlds were pressing down at the same time. in the mind.
A few seconds later, the surroundings turned into a picture that was spinning rapidly like a storm, making people dizzy.
Outside of those rotating images, there seemed to be another blurry image.
It was the inside of a ringed mountain, larger than any mountain Lin Chou had ever seen. At its feet was a blood-colored lake that was rolling like magma. And all the way up the wall of the ringed mountain, it was densely covered with countless squirming lakes. There seems to be something blocking the cave, and some shadows are vaguely reflected inside. They perform all kinds of incredible and difficult positions (well, action is the word action).
Although he couldn't see exactly what kind of creature it was, Lin Chou was sure that it was definitely the outline of a human being.
The feeling of weightlessness seemed to bring something strange. He felt that his body kept rising in the void, and his consciousness became increasingly blurred, especially when the surrounding "pictures" were being devastated by the storm of "pictures" flashing at an alarming frequency. In severe pain, Lin Chou suddenly fell into darkness.
"boom!"
He fell hard to the ground.
Strange to say, as soon as he hit the ground suddenly, his whole body was as energetic as a dog. His head hurt so much just now that it even split open, but now there was no trace of any sequelae.
It's just a strange feeling that my ears hurt. To be precise, it's my earlobes.
Lin Chou glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw a duck hanging tightly on his ear. He looked at each other speechlessly.
Lin Chou was so angry that he felt so happy.
"Hey, buddy, why don't you come down?"
The fat duck was extremely disdainful, "Gah~"
It doesn't matter if he screams, he just hangs on Lin Chou with his mouth biting his ears.
"Plop."
Duck feathers fly.
The fat duck was stunned for a long time. This wingless two-legged beast is so damn cunning!
It still refused to give up. It flapped its wings and rushed towards Lin Chou. Lin Chou found something behind his back and waved it casually with a graceful gesture.
"Bang~"
The bottom of the cast iron pan, which had not been damaged in any way from the mountains to the sea, was imprinted with a vivid duck head shape.
"It would be great if we could bring out the strange beast pan sometime."
Lin Chou muttered and threw the pot on the fat duck who fell to the ground in the first round.
"Well, it seems like he's not dead yet. No, I have to find a skill that can communicate with the ingredients from this shitty system that doesn't work at all. For example, this duck. If I know its recent recipes and add them in a targeted way. Spices, not to mention their efficiency, can definitely improve the quality of the dishes by more than a little bit."
Then I naturally figured out half of the plot:
Lin Chou (laughing): "Brother Duck, come on, let's talk. What did you eat last night?"
Duck (trembling): "Half a catty of shrimps, one fish, two taels of water plants, and a dozen snails."
Lin Chou (recorded in a small notebook), "Well, add half a spoonful more to the cooking wine to remove the fishy smell. To prevent parasites, it should be boiled before cooking. Where is Qian'er? The day before yesterday?"
Duck (shaking): "Fish...shrimp...and some duck feathers...why do you ask...why do I have an ominous premonition..."
Lin Chou (comforting): "It's okay, just ask. Oh, by the way, have you eaten any poisonous plants or insects recently? Have you ever had a stomachache?"
Duck (continues to shake): "Hey, Brother Chest, do you two-legged beasts have the habit of putting a kitchen knife on other people's necks when asking questions...I'm a little scared..."
Ahem, after finishing his brainstorming, Lin Chou climbed out of the pit and looked around.
Yes, that's right, this is the human-shaped pit that he fell into before. Lin Chou climbed out again.
The surrounding scenery is exactly the same as the bottom of the pit I saw before, except for the thick duck feathers on the ground and one place.
"..."
Lin Chou stood in front of the rock wall but found no cracks. He carefully checked the bottom of the cave, but there was still no crack!
With an unbelieving cannon punch, the big rocks above fell down, but there was no cave at all. The rocks that were drilled several meters deep were still unchanged rocks.
Looking back at the fat duck lying on the ground with its arms and legs spread out:
What is the principle? What a hell?
"Lin Chou? Boss Lin! Are you down there? Are you seriously injured?"
There was a vague sound coming from above, and Lin Chou had no choice but to respond loudly, "I'm here!"
In less than ten minutes, an evolver slid down from above while hanging on a rope. Then he glanced at the human-shaped pit in astonishment by the light of the flashlight, and then said in an extremely admiring tone,
"Boss Lin is really... amazing. He's more than 700 meters tall, and there's nothing wrong with him!"
This person seems to be the long-faced one carrying the rocket launcher just now?
Lin Chou was still dizzy and didn't understand what was going on. He could only smile bitterly and point to his head.
It suddenly dawned on me that having a long face is natural.
"Oh oh oh, I understand, even a sixth-level adult will be confused for a while if he falls from such a high place. Please stop talking for now. I will take you up. Fortunately, I have brought medical equipment to check your brain. , but be sure not to leave any sequelae or anything like that.”
"God knows where this big hole came from. It's not a volcanic structure. If it weren't for you, we really wouldn't have discovered it..."
The long face suddenly froze,
"Huh? Where did the duck come from, so big? With so many duck feathers?"
mmp, he just noticed! !
Half an hour later, the two of them were finally dragged out of the cave by the people on the top of the mountain, who non-stop urged Lin Chou to go for a routine check-up.
The long face said,
"Let me tell you, Boss Lin, our medical equipment is not available elsewhere. Even the garrison is not equipped with it. It specializes in examining the brain. It is so powerful. What kind of skull injury, concussion, and cerebral effusion... ah Hydrocephalus is actually water in the brain... No matter what it is, we can check it out for you!"
Lin Chou really wanted to slap this guy to death.
However, he was put on the stretcher without any explanation, looking like he was suffering from the sequelae of a stroke and hemiplegia.
The two of them carried Lin Chou's stretcher, and the two of them carried the duck, and they went down the mountain vigorously.
When he saw that unexpected device that was specially designed to examine the "brain", Lin Chou almost lost his temper. Who has never seen a stethoscope?
"Even if you make it a size that fits your temples, it's still a stethoscope."
Jin San said seriously,
"Blood is the source of energy and spirit, especially the temples, which are close to the skull. If there is any abnormality, these small blood vessels will write the symptoms on the face. I can't lie. Hey, don't move, I'll listen. ..”
What the hell!
"What's going on with this duck? Is it lunch..."
Qin Wuyong said enthusiastically on the side, "I haven't seen this kind of duck before. Well, no, it should be the same species as Quack, right?"
Lin Chou picked up the duck pestle and put it on Jin San's face, and recounted the experience just now in a messy manner.
Jin Sangang didn't take it seriously at first, but the more he listened, the more surprised he became. Lei Heng even impatiently grabbed Lin Chou's sleeve,
"Lin Chou, is what you just said true?"
"See for yourself."
Lin Chou opened his backpack, and a huge toad jumped out.
"Googa, quack!"
"..."
Jin Sanleiheng held the toad like a treasure, while a group of evolvers pressed the duck away.
Lin Chou said "Hey",
"The toad can be taken away, but the duck must stay!"
This duck was very important. It was related to Lin Chou's dignity when he faced Ququa in the future. At least he had not found a duck of the same species as Quack in the base city.
As a result, Jin San turned around and stretched out a finger,
"one million."
"What??"
"Two million!"
"..."
"three million!"
Lin Chou couldn't help but say.
What a joke, it’s only three million, let alone three million, it’s thirty million...
There are many people in this world whose dignity is worth three million, but that definitely does not include someone from Talin! !
When I saw Jin San the next day, he was in a very embarrassed state, with duck feathers all over his face and a pile of unwiped duck excrement hanging on his chest.
"The duck is ready for stew... One million! Please tell me in detail how you got in. Don't miss anything. Forget it, you will take me and Lei Hu directly down in a while. The others have already Waiting below."
Hey, it’s just a business trip, and there’s still space!
Lin Chou happily jumped into the pit again, and carefully explained to the novices at the scientific research institute what was going on at that time in the knee-deep duck feathers. When he repeated it for the fourth time, Jin San said,
"Did you hear everything clearly? Move up and don't miss any corner!"
Bai Mao Mao analyzed,
"Listening to Lin Chou, I think this is very much like an unstable space rift. The data we monitor may be spread out by this rift, just like..."
Lei Heng lowered his face,
"Oh, there are so many crises. What's going on in this world? God knows how much energy is needed to create a breakpoint in a stable multi-dimensional quantum architecture. This... there is no sign of chaotic energy overflowing here at all. How is this possible..."
Bai Mao Mao glanced at Lin Chou,
"This is a very rigorous scientific argument. Could you please stop pricking your ears when eavesdropping?"
Lin Chou coughed twice in embarrassment.
"Well, then I'll go up first."
In the next three days, Lin Chou was called down from time to time to talk about the situation over and over again, which made him very annoyed, but who was the financial backer?
After going up and down like this for five days, after asking the last question, Jin Sanleiheng finally decided to exclude him as the first witness to the incident.
The situation at that time was basically this:
"Well, Xiao Lin, when you... came down, was there anything unusual? Is there any deviation from our restoration?"
"More than unusual? That's simply too unusual!"
"It's more than just a deviation? That's a big deviation!"
Lin Chou touched Zun Gui's buttocks with lingering fear.
"But are you sure you want to try it too?"
The three academicians exploded on the spot and roared in unison,
"roll!"
