In order to resolve this awkward atmosphere - of course it might have been dinner time, Mr. Lei Heng shouted to start the meal.
While most of the scientific researchers were still lying on the deck vomiting bile, a table had already been set up, and then a large pile of iron square boxes were placed neatly on the table with the wrapping paper on them. There's some sort of suspicious red skull logo.
Lin Chou asked speechlessly, "Is this, T...NT?"
Academician Jin is happy,
"Come on, Xiao Lin, you haven't tasted the high-end takeout from our research institute, have you? You must try it. This is carefully cooked by the chef of our research institute. It can be stored for 20 times at a temperature of plus or minus 40 degrees. It won’t spoil for eight years, and most importantly, its delicious taste will never fade over time!”
When the old man handed the iron box to his hand, Lin Chou saw clearly that what was painted on it was not a skull, but a distorted, weird, and alternative cartoon potato image with big eyes and an extremely abstract look - Damn, scientific research What kind of aesthetic is this?
"Ahem, thank you, I've eaten..."
Lei Heng advised enthusiastically, "We will be colleagues from now on. We share the joys and sorrows of each other and benefit from each other. Even we don't often get this kind of takeaway. I think Wu Ke applied for 60 when he came to your business trip. I failed to apply many times and had to give up.”
"Well..."
The father-in-law who persuaded his new son-in-law to come to the house was still enthusiastic, but Lin Chou was unable to dismount, so he had to unscrew the iron box that weighed at least three kilograms.
"laugh..."
Air intake sound.
It's actually very particular about vacuum packaging, so it should be... pretty good, right?
After Lin Chou completely opened the lid, he saw the thing inside - what the hell is this thing!
Mr. Lei Heng continued to be cheerful,
"How's it going? It looks good, right?"
The corners of Lin Chou's mouth twitched. A pool of dark green cement-like fluid inside the iron box was struggling to make a few bubbles. The whole thing was gradually expanding. While steaming, a confusing smell rushed out - celery. , cucumber, spinach, some kind of meat with a strong fishy smell, carrots, coriander...it seems to also smell of fish or kelp?
Lei Heng filled his mouth with a spoonful of the canned unknown liquid.
"How is it? It smells good, right? Shiquan Dabu self-heating fluid food, the most considerate and safe food from the Research Institute, a hearty meal that can be enjoyed under any conditions."
The dozen or so people who didn't get seasick ate with gusto.
What could Lin Chou say? This had to be done hundreds of years ago. Maybe those guys in outer space would like it.
"Well...it looks good."
"Try it. How can you have the strength to work if you don't eat enough?"
Lin Chou vowed with a serious expression.
"I really just ate it, and I really can't eat it anymore. Good things should be reserved for those who need them most. I think this comrade kitten is in need of a can of cat food, so..."
Bai Xiaomao stared.
Qin Wuyong, who had been tinkering nearby for no apparent reason, suddenly rushed over.
"Ha, finally there is a wave. Boss Lin, what do you think of this wave? Can you ride it?"
Lin Chou hadn't reacted yet, "Huh? What kind of romance?"
Qin Wuyong slapped the surfboard under his arm loudly.
"It's been three years since I carved this baby. I take it out every few days to wipe it, oil it and maintain it. Today, it's finally put to use again. Haha, Boss Lin, do you want to join us?"
Qin Wuyong pointed to the long and narrow waves rolling on the dark sea and said,
"Surfing, you've never done it before?"
He also looked very contemptuous.
The barrage in his live broadcast room has already started to fly.
"What did I see? Brother Wuyong is inviting our Lord Poseidon from Mingguang to go surfing together..."
"What I'm more concerned about is that this Lord Poseidon doesn't know what surfing is."
"Why did the topic become so weird?"
(Lin Chou: I...)
Well, it’s true that Lin Chou has never surfed before, and he doesn’t know how to use that board.
Qin Wuyong climbed down the gangway excitedly.
"I still have a few spare boards. There are specially prepared magnetic hooks next to the boards. You can hang them on the boat and let the boat take them away. If anyone wants to play, you can take them yourself!"
"Yo ho~"
Everyone lay on the side of the boat and looked down, only to see Qin Wuyong firmly stepping on the surfboard that was as long as one person, holding a rope in his hand, and the other end of the rope was sucked into the boat.
The giant ship rides the wind and waves, and Qin Wuyong shuttles through the waves, sometimes turning somersaults and doing a few tricks, very excited.
Not to mention, it’s really enviable.
Bai Xiaomao suddenly shouted,
"Be careful ahead! Big waves!"
Qin Wuyong had a recorder flying beside him, broadcasting his every move to the audience in the live broadcast room.
Through the lens, you can see that the waves in front are seven or eight meters high. In the night, they look like a dark wall or a ferocious mouth.
Qin Wuyong was overjoyed, "Here we go!"
Pulling the rope and diving into the waves,
"I've watched this episode. It's gone. It's gone."
“Fuck 666”
"Brother Wuyong, are you going to defy heaven?"
The waves rose higher and higher, and the water at one end gradually rolled down, like a huge egg roll lying horizontally. Half of Qin Wuyong's head was revealed from the small spiral tip.
"Ahaha, please watch below, Nicholas Useless Brother's Thomas's ultimate twist!"
Qin Wuyong didn't know how he did it. He squatted half-crouched on the surfboard and circled back and forth in the small spiral tip along the water surface, as if he could ignore gravity.
The spiral tip kept collapsing behind him, only a few centimeters away, and could swallow him at any time.
But he himself didn't show any panic at all. He climbed straight up, and when he reached the highest point of the waves, he was already fifteen meters above the sea.
"Let's go!"
Qin Wuyong broke away from the wave and flew up!
The waves were stretched to their limit, exploded, shattered, and fell back quickly.
Qin Wuyong stood up straight on his surfboard and stood upside down with his head down.
A round, golden and obscene smile appeared on the surface of the surfboard, the eyes were tilted to the side, and the mouth was simply a semicircle.
"Swish, swish, swish."
Qin Wuyong spun in the air like a top for seven and a half weeks, then fell back to the sea with a snap, stepped steadily on the surfboard, and bowed in all directions.
Barrage explosion,
"Bah bang bang."
“Fuck 666”
"Brother Wuyong still has this skill?"
"I think the problem must be with the board. After three years of sharpening the board, the board may become refined."
"The country is broken, the mountains and rivers are there, and the city is full of spring vegetation."
"Brother Wuyong has been practicing hard for three years and now he's showing off. Why don't you start giving him rewards?"
Qin Wuyong laughed happily, posing like a macho man showing off his muscles.
"You are so awesome to me, please put your hands on your hips first!"
The camera rotates 360 degrees around the main character for a close-up of one hundred and ninety seconds, and then he presses down with both hands.
"No need to brush 6, just sit tight and sit tight. It's a very common operation. It's not a small thing to follow Brother Wuyong to get used to big scenes. Sit tight and sit tight... Of course, if you feel really guilty and obsessed, Brother Wuyong is so handsome and majestic, just buy a wave of newly released recommendation tickets and monthly tickets, even though our anchor potential ranking is already in the top three."
"..."
"Sorry, no, ask about suicide again."
"Get out of here, you're shameless."
"Husband, you are the most handsome, Rukawa Kaede, Rukawa Kaede, we love you~muma~"
"Hey, you're upstairs, where did you come to visit?"
Little stars almost appeared in Bai Maotai's eyes. He twitched Lei Heng's beard and shouted,
"So handsome and awesome! How did Thunder Tiger do it? It's so awesome~"
Lei Heng's painful tears almost rolled down his face.
"Hey, hey, touch my little ancestor gently..."
Qin Wuyong shouted triumphantly below,
"Boss Lin, Lord Poseidon, why don't you come down and give it a try?"
Lin Chou spread his hands.
Bai Xiaomao suddenly pointed forward and shouted.
"Wow! Flying Fish!"
At the same time, Qin Wuyong’s live broadcast room also became chaotic.
"What a big guy!"
"This fish can fly, brother Wuyou, run quickly!"
"It's so scary. This tooth is bigger than my fist... Wait, there's a group behind it!"
Qin Wuyong looked back, "Mom, damn, it's not that unlucky..."
More than ten nautical miles away, a group of silvery spindle-shaped creatures jumped out of the sea in groups, spreading their bird-like wings and gliding between ten and dozens of meters away from the sea. They were slender and had round heads. Like an old plane from before the apocalypse.
I can see them in the dark mainly because these guys are so shiny, from head to tail to the pair of wings, they are so shiny that they seem to glow.
only--
"alert!"
"Prepare to fire! Load the shark-shooting crossbow!"
This group of flying fish looks very beautiful, but in fact they are huge, each one is almost ten meters in length. Moreover, they are flying directly opposite the ship. They seem to be very fast. If they collide with the ship, the destructive power will be too. Astonishing.
Brother Wuyong looked up to the sky and roared, "I'm messing with someone!"
Then quickly climbed onto the boat.
As he climbed onto the ship, scientific researchers and other non-combatants were also evacuating into the cabin to avoid unnecessary casualties.
That thing is more than ten meters long and weighs between a thousand and several hundred pounds. An ordinary person would be swept away by its wings and tail. The most optimistic outcome would be a comminuted fracture of all bones including the cavernous body.
Lin Chou frowned and said,
"That's a little bad."
Qin Wuyong climbed up with a groan, and just breathed a sigh of relief, "What's wrong?"
Lin Chou said,
"Flying fish are the favorite prey of various ferocious predators in the sea because of their sweet meat. They are big in size but actually very timid. Even the vibration of a ship's engine can stimulate them to fly and evade... But they are coming towards five ships now, and they are definitely not hiding from the ships... Then there is only one other situation."
Qin Wuyong whispered, "Is it to avoid natural enemies?"
"Gah~gah~"
Qin Wuyong shuddered when he heard the hoarse bird call like a crow.
"Damn it, am I so smart with my mouth? No way, big skua!"
The cry of the great skua is so distinctive, it is as despairing as the combined cries of a hundred old ladies.
Lei Heng came over, "Big skua? Alien beast? Very ferocious?"
Qin Wuyong nodded and shook his head.
"Great skuas are indeed strange beasts. They are not ferocious and have no attack power...but the things that follow them are very scary."
Lei Heng didn't understand its meaning.
Lin Chou stood on the edge of the boat and stared at the water behind Feiyu.
"Great skuas are one of the rare seabirds that do not hunt on their own. They have only appeared in the bright light in recent decades. They are shaped like cannonballs, fly very fast, have webbed feet, and can swim, but The speed of swimming in the water... is better than nothing. There are bright black, white and yellow stripes on the abdomen, just like a target. When a large school of fish is found, it will fly in circles in the air, attracting the most notorious predators in the ocean. Eater, fin tiger shark.”
As if to echo Lin Chou's words, hundreds of blade-like fins suddenly broke through the water behind the flying fish, and their speed was no slower than the flying fish flying on the sea.
Qin Wuyong looked at Lin Chou, "Boss Lin, has anyone ever told you how big the fin tiger shark is..."
Lin Chou shook his head,
"According to this ratio, it would be at least sixty or seventy meters long."
Lei Heng broke out in a cold sweat. This entire scientific research vessel was only over a hundred meters long. A flying fish was only ten meters long, and a shark was sixty or seventy meters long. Isn't that a bit too much?
Lei Heng looked at Lin Chou as if asking for help, "Um...is there any way?"
Lin Chou smiled and said,
"You asked me to protect you... You really found the wrong person. Leng Han is more suitable. Hold on tight!"
"Crunch!"
The metal side of the ship, which was entirely made of alloy, suddenly sank into a dent. Lin Chou's figure flashed and he disappeared.
"Hey? Where are the people??"
Qin Wuyong's eyes were fixed in the air, and then gradually dropped, "Fuck, hold on tight!"
"boom!!"
A few sea miles in front of the ship, a huge arc-shaped wave that covered the sky and the sun suddenly stood up, and the huge wave pushed it sideways in the direction of the flying fish.
No matter how big the flying fish is, it has to be beaten back into the water in the face of huge waves hundreds of meters high. However, it is difficult for fin tiger sharks to maintain their formation in the turbulent waves, and they dive to avoid them.
Ordinary people's eyesight cannot see that far in the night, so Lei Heng could only yell, "What's going on, what's going on!"
The ship suddenly rocked, not only to the left and right, but also up and down, and the people in the cabin were tossed around like cans in a box.
The seawater surged on both sides of the deck as if it was about to engulf the ship. Unfixed supplies were sliding around, and some tools simply fell into the sea and disappeared in a swirl.
Fortunately the waves calmed down quickly.
Mr. Lei was caught by Qin Wuyong and was not thrown away.
"boom."
A flying fish hit the deck, and Lin Chou jumped up.
Most people haven't figured out what happened, but Qin Wuyong could see clearly that it was - smashed.
"Hiccup~"
Qin Wuyong endured the turbulent feeling in his stomach and said, "Boss Lin, can you tell me the name of this trick that falls from the sky?"
Lin Chou rolled his eyes and cursed, "Get out!"
I saw something messy on the boat and complained.
"I just said it's more reliable for Leng Han to come than for me to come."
With a wave of his little hand, everything turned into ice. Isn't it hundreds of times more harmonious and elegant than the harmony and elegance he created with such violence?
Lei Heng wiped the sweat from his head.
"never mind?"
Lin Chou looked at the sea and said, "It should be fine. Flying fish cannot fly at such a close distance, and the formation of fin tiger sharks is also messed up - they are not that interested in human ships."
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