Lin Chou was stunned after hearing this, but he really couldn't find a reason to refute it. To a certain extent, these strange beasts could indeed be called monsters.
Shen Feng smiled disdainfully,
"Then aren't the evolvers just gods who ascend during the day?"
Bai Qiong's head demolished the road,
"Stop dreaming. You will only be a martial arts master by some time. Only people like us can become immortals."
"..."
The old grandma said,
"Mr. Lin, you haven't told me yet how you broke Yue Ma's eighteen-fold ban?"
Bai Qiongshou and Shen Feng also looked at Lin Chou, while Bonzai didn't care at all. He stood far away without even coming over. He was talking to the Luanshan woman next to him. Seeing the golden light in her eyes, he knew without even thinking about it. What to do.
Lin Chou smiled bitterly,
"As I said just now, I have not broken the eighteenth level of prohibition, but it seems that it has no effect on some of my... abilities, such as the Eye of True Sight."
The old grandma frowned deeply, "How is this possible...How is this possible..."
Bai Qiongshou let out a disappointed sound. Even Shan Ye had that thing, and it was useless except for seeing clearly, let alone saving people.
"I don't know about the eighteen-fold ban, and..."
Ye Luan smiles beautifully,
"Boss Lin, Mr. Bai and Mr. Shen, our Luanshan is not a den of wolves and tigers... Since my wedding ceremony has been approved by the sacred object, it means that Master Shan has no objection in his heart. Otherwise, the wedding ceremony cannot continue at all, Luanshan It’s not a bright light, there are no lies here and there are no empty promises.”
The three of them looked at each other,
"Master Shan, are you...really willing?"
Shan Ye's words continued to be weak, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
Bai Qiongshou rubbed his forehead,
"I am the Queen. You don't even allow Master Shan to speak. How can we believe you?"
"That's right, even if Mr. Shan says it's voluntary - it's our warm face and cold butt. We'll turn around and leave without saying a word. From now on, Luanshan will be my old Shen's second hometown."
There was a hint of helplessness in Ye Luan's eyes.
"My man is very cunning and smart... You'd better take a look at this first."
She took out a note and handed it to Lin Chou.
"What is it? Let me take a look."
"Ahem, don't take it away from me. I'll read it."
Shen Feng's voice is full of emotion and cadence.
"Ah ha ha ha! You prodigal old lady named Ye, when you read this sentence, I must have been drinking flower wine in Mingguang City. Surprise or not, accident or not?!
I am known as a flower in Zushan better than Xiao Panan. Is this something you can occupy by yourself? To tell you the truth, I belong to all the girls in this world!
There are thousands of beautiful girls in Mingguang waiting for me to caress them, but I'm gone!
Come and catch me again if you have the ability. If you catch me, I will let you hey hey hey... I guarantee that I will wash it clean and clean without letting go of any farts. You can ask for or take whatever you want, hahahahaha~! "
The corner of Lin Chou's mouth twitched. Although he had never seen Mr. Huang write like this, this tone... was definitely his.
Ye Luan said,
"My man, he made all the preparations perfectly. He even stole a map and planned an escape route. But unfortunately... time did not wait for him. Through various coincidences, I finally found him."
"It's God's will. My man, even God may not want you to leave Luanshan and leave me."
Ye Luan gently touched Shan Ye's face. No one could tell how deep his passion was. They could only feel that he was choking from eating too much dog food.
Yeluan covered her mouth,
"If my man hadn't left that note, maybe the wedding ceremony wouldn't have gone ahead as planned, and maybe he could really run out of Luanshan next time."
"But he just wrote that note to mock me. I said there are no lies in Luanshan, and everyone must be responsible for what they say."
"What's the meaning?"
The old woman said, "It is a sacred object."
"On the day of the great catastrophe, the holy objects appeared in Luan Mountain."
"The mysterious power of sacred objects affects everything in Luan Mountain all the time, including people."
"Under the sacred objects, no lies can be hidden, and any promises or bets must be fulfilled. This is the rule of the sacred objects, and no one or thing within Luan Mountain can be exempted."
"Unless, die."
"..."
Lin Chou looked at Bai Qiong's head, and Bai Qiong's head looked at Shen Feng. The note in Shen Feng's hand fell to the ground.
At this moment, the potted plant suddenly rushed over, crying miserably.
"I'm bankrupt, I'm bankrupt... Oh my god, my underwear is going to be pawned... Damn it, how could I make such a stupid mistake? I just revealed the cost..." .It can obviously be sold for three to five times as much..."
"Then how much did you sell?"
"Market price plus 50%."
"..."
What the hell, have you been tricked?
Lin Chou complained,
"It seems that this so-called holy object is just so-so...even potted plants can't be affected..."
Having said that, several people couldn't help but think of Master Shan's strange behavior and some of the writing on the note.
"If you catch me, I'll let you hey hey hey..."
"I washed it clean and didn't even fart..."
"It's up to you to ask for anything..."
"Damn it, nothing can stop Huang Dashan from talking about running on trains."
Lin Chou secretly gritted his teeth, his brain twitched, and for some reason an unrelated idea suddenly came to his mind.
——Maybe many years ago, there were men in this place.
mmp, it’s scary to think about it!
...
Shen Feng poked Bai Qiong's head and whispered,
"Old Bai, do we still want to save him?"
Bai Qiongshou snorted coldly, "Help me, there's no way to save me, just wait to die."
They are playing metaphysics, and they are not on the same level as us.
"We are all like this, so there is no need for people to lie to us. Crushing us to death is no more difficult than squeezing a bedbug to death."
"Then Mr. Shan...huh? I thought Lin Zi was quick to rebel, right? I..."
The two of them secretly exchanged a few words. Over there, Lin Chou was already carrying a large wine jar and gesturing with the women from Luanshan. They seemed to be having a pleasant conversation.
"As the saying goes, husband and wife are birds of the same forest...ah, that doesn't seem right."
Lin Chou scratched his head, held the wine jar high and said loudly,
"It's hard to grab it with both hands. Fortunately, my boss has made enough preparations. Otherwise, wouldn't he be able to get this gift?"
"A hundred-year-old ancient wine, with a color like amber and a long and mellow aroma. There is only one jar of this good wine in the world that has been passed down from generation to generation in my Lin family. Come, come, let you smell the taste of this wine."
A lot of swallowing sounds sounded at the same time.
"The Book of Rites says: Husband and wife eat together in a prison, and hold the nuptials together."
Lin Chou made a look of reluctance, "As the saying goes, people make the best use of their wealth. Today is Master Shan's happy day. I will give you this wine right as a gift to use as a Hexin wine."
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