Luan Mountain.
Confucius once said that if you don't steam the steamed buns, you have to steam the breath, and what Shan Ye steamed was directly the stones in the pit.
"Bang bang."
A loose rock fell from under the feet and hit the bottom of the mist-filled cliff. A minute later, a "dang" sound was heard.
Mr. Shan put his fingers into his mouth and dipped some saliva into his mouth. He let it dry in the wind and the wet marks disappeared quickly at 5:053 seconds.
Ah, very good.
Then based on today's temperature and excluding air humidity, calculate the impact of wind speed on the stone, and finally substitute the acceleration of gravity, we can correctly determine the height of the cliff...
"It's you mmp, I'm here!!"
Huang Dashan jumped down as soon as his hand was released.
It rolled and bumped countless times and hung on the tree trunk like a dead dog.
Shan Ye spit out a tooth in his mouth and pushed his dislocated arm back into place.
"Hmph, I have the will of heaven and earth to favor the protagonist. He has a halo around him, and he can't even die even if he wants to!"
He turned over and fell from the branch, landing hard on the grass.
"Click."
Yi Gulu got up and touched the back of his head, which was warm and full of blood. On the ground lay blue pebbles broken into eight petals with a metallic luster.
"Where the hell is this?"
Master Shan found a direction and continued running with a limp.
...
The top of Luan Mountain.
People kneeling on the ground outside the Golden Palace, Ye Luan scolded them,
"My man, where has he gone?"
"My king, I...I don't know..."
"waste!!"
Ye Luan squinted his eyes and suddenly looked at Nannan's follower,
"Oh haha, your name is Brother Dong, right? I see the panic in your eyes. You, the man who knew me before, right?"
Chen Ting turned his terrifying face to avoid Ye Luan's gaze, "Ah...hiss...ah..."
A layer of green, small plush plants began to spread on the ground, reaching Chen Ting's feet.
Ye Luan smiled softly and charmingly,
"Oh? I don't seem to understand what you are saying, but I know you can read."
Chen Ting instantly lost his spine and wrote on the ground,
"South."
...
"Pooh."
Huang Dashan finally passed through a floating carpet swamp, spitting out some grass roots in his mouth and squeezing the leeches on his clothes.
"Damn it, what the hell is this place!"
Looking from a distance, there is a kind of strange tree everywhere. The thick trunks are extremely smooth, and only the branches grow at the highest points.
The branches and leaves are upturned, forming a very different inverted umbrella-shaped butterfly crown.
One side is full of green leaves, while the other side has no leaves, only branches like spirally scattered blood vessels.
The overall appearance of these trees does not look like products of the earth at all, but more like an alien flying saucer on a giant pillar.
The canopies of these trees are airtight, leaving patches of shadow on the ground. There seems to be a trace of mist rising from the root system, and the vision is blurred, as if you are in water.
Huang Dashan licked his lips and carefully walked into the jungle - although it looked weird, it was much better than the floating carpet swamp behind him.
On the surface, the floating carpet swamp looks like patches of grass with shallow puddles. In fact, what awaits him when he steps down is often a smelly mud pond with a depth of more than ten meters. It is full of holes formed by grass roots and tree roots, and only the water surface is there. Just a thin layer of moss and green plants floating around.
After falling into pits countless times and drinking countless kilograms of foul-smelling mud, Mr. Shan finally walked out of the Floating Carpet Swamp with difficulty.
Now that he has a tough mind, not to mention a few weird-looking trees, even if there are a hundred cos Mai Shiranui's white dome heads appearing in front of him, Master Shan still dares to confront him with his eyes closed.
Master Shan thought in his heart:
This may be a kind of curse. Heaven will give great responsibility to this people... work their muscles and bones... starve their body skin...
The bushes under the tree are dense and airtight, and often have many sharp thorns. It doesn't matter that Shan Ye is rough-skinned and thick-bodied, but how can the gorgeous robe worn by the prodigal woman's family withstand such abuse? Shan Ye I had to take off my soaked robe, leaving only my panties, and then used those rags to tear off a simple skirt and wrap it around my waist.
"Fuck, keep going!"
I don’t know how long I ran, but Master Shan pushed away a bush of dark thorns.
"Fuck!"
There were no bushes in front of him, and certainly no woods.
Some are just endless grasslands. At the end of the grasslands, you can still see the blue and blue coastline. A few seagulls fly around, and a few coconut trees seem to exude sweet fragrance.
Of course, these are not the point.
The key point is that outside the bush where half of Shan Ye's head is exposed, there is a lioness standing upright, tilting her head and looking at him with big eyes.
Behind the female lion, there are dozens of male lions wearing scarves, majestic and eager to try.
Farther away, there were more than a dozen little lions playing happily, with dust flying in the air - those little lions that were no taller than a bench were grabbing a huge stone ball with a diameter of more than ten meters and full of paw prints.
The stone ball rolled around vigorously, being thrown into the air and falling to the ground from time to time.
From so far away, Shan Ye could feel the ground shaking under the tons of damage.
Shanye himself was trembling, and there was a sentence "mmp" wandering back and forth in his heart, wanting to refuse but still welcome.
"1...2...3...4..."
Counting my fingers, I can't even count "5".
Master Shan can guarantee that this may be the most concentrated, largest and largest number of fifth-level beasts he has ever seen in his life.
The only female lion in front of her was petite and had extremely soft muscular lines, but the aura of a genuine fifth-level high-level alien beast was completely undisguised, and could almost make people turn around.
The mountain master neither advanced nor retreated, for fear of angering it.
The lioness walked towards him slowly, making no sound when her flesh pads touched the ground, and used her paws to brush the black thorns around Shan Ye's face. The movements are unusually gentle.
"Ouch~"
He stuck out his tongue and yawned, and his tongue, which was full of spikes like steel needles, brushed across Shan Ye's face.
"Bah, bah."
Master Shan didn't dare to blink, and he shouted in his heart, "Mmp, fortunately, I have a strong face!"
It didn't seem to be very interested in Shan Ye. It turned around and seemed to be preparing to leave.
Just as Master Shan heaved a sigh of relief, the lioness suddenly took a few steps back.
——It took a few more steps, and the fluffy ball almost squeezed Shan Ye’s face.
"Bah, bah, bah."
Yellow, turbid and smelly urine spurted out, pouring down the head of the bag.
The lioness turned back and licked the corners of her ferocious lips. The meaning in her eyes was quite clear:
You are mine.
His face was burning with pain from the lion's urine, and his eyes were like solidified dead fish, shining with a strange light.
Suddenly, a long red dress appeared next to the lioness, rubbed her head intimately, and said,
"You are now a mother. There are dozens of male lions and lion cubs for you to protect. You! You are still so naughty!"
"Ouch!"
Huang Dashan's nose twitched and he finally cried.
Tears were falling to the ground, and I couldn't stop them.
Oh my god, this world is so crazy.
Mom, I want to go back to Mingguang, I want to hold my mother’s photo and cry all day and night...
(PS:
Then, someone must have discovered the post of the leader waiting for Mr. Kiss.
If you reach the 20,000th floor of the Silver Building, Sister Kiss will reward the Silver League, which is a full one million coins, and the one who becomes famous in the entire site! !
Almost in tears, I won’t say any words of thanks here.
In any case, please come together to help Sanguan, check more floors every day, sign in, etc... Thank you all in advance.
The good wind, with its power, helps me to reach the top of the clouds!
One day, our restaurant will be known to more people! ! )