Generally speaking, the most vicious way a man looks at a woman is because he wants to take off her clothes.
But now, Lin Chou felt that these women were looking at him as if they wanted to skin him.
What does it mean to be like a wolf and a tiger? This is it!
What does it mean to sit on the ground and absorb dirt? This is...ahem...
"Well, ladies and gentlemen, how about lunch... have you eaten yet..."
"Hehehe."
One after another, the sneers formed a vast ocean and drowned him.
"Is this pretty boy the man that Boss Leng likes? He's as skinny as a chicken!"
"Leng Tou'er is suffering on Lushan Mountain, and you are like a cat hiding in some nook and cranny. Are you worthy of Leng Tou'er's affection?"
"Men are not good at all. Why do you talk so much nonsense? Show him how good you are."
"It's not good. When Boss Leng comes back... he will tear us apart..."
"Damn bitch, are you stupid? You are a coward. Do you know that the law does not punish the public?"
"Can this really be used on Boss Leng??"
Lin Chou's heart beat like a stray dog,
"Well, ladies, if you have something to say, please say it...if you have something to say, please say it..."
It was okay for Lin Chou not to speak, but when he spoke something controversial became non-controversial, and everyone rushed towards him with a huff.
"Fuck!"
Lin Chou saw that the situation was not going well and ran away.
"Wan Junru, your uncle, you are so lacking in virtue, you are so stupid when you give birth to a son!"
Wan Junru sat leisurely on the chair holding the glass of water that Lin Chou didn't drink.
"Sisters, don't give me face, slap me in the face... Oh, if you have any spare time, remember to help me hold the wall."
God knows how this indoor training ground was built so big. It must be as big as the two football fields before the Cataclysm, right?
After all, he had no combat experience, so he ran wherever there was space.
Within thirty seconds, Lin Chou discovered that the front, back, left and right were covered with bulging chest muscles and a sweaty elastic vest - someone was making dumplings for him.
"Hey hey hey..."
"Punch him!"
"Whoops!"
Sprinting, rolling, and flying, Lin Chou was like a poor rugby ball on the field. If he didn't tear off the piles of people, Taishang Laojun wouldn't be able to find him when he came.
In the first three minutes, Lin Chou was covering his face.
Three minutes later, Lin Chou was in Wudang.
Fifteen minutes later, Lin Chou collapsed on the ground with a look of despair.
All around were members of the Second Bandit Brigade who were exhausted and exhausted. They were smiling so contently that they remembered it.
These girls are really good-natured. After realizing that they couldn't impress Lin Chou at all, they pinched and bit her hair, twisted her ears, and even tore Lin Chou's clothes into strips.
It's not that he can't run away. With Lin's huge strength, he can even carry the entire training ground and run a rally.
The key is that there are women all over the mountains and plains. If you want to rush out and run, you have to trample three of them to death? When the time comes, the Cold Tyrannosaurus can wield her big sword and slash Lin Chou for 180 streets!
Lin Chou was about to pretend to be dead and didn't want to get up. It was so embarrassing.
Absolutely, absolutely not getting up.
Wan Junru's figure appeared above his sight.
"Mr. Lin, is the welcome ceremony of the Second Bandit Brigade grand enough?"
"hehe!"
Wan Junru smiled very meaningfully,
"Looking at Mr. Lin's expression, he seems to be enjoying it quite a bit."
Why the hell are you being pressed down by hundreds or even thousands of women who are as strong as a bear and as strong as a bear, and see if you enjoy it? ?
Of course, I would not dare to say this even to death. The elder sisters who finally calmed down should just let them stay there quietly.
Lin Chou said,
"Wan Junru, what did you say? Didn't you say you wanted to be friends with me? Is this how you treat friends?"
Wan Junru said,
"There can be many kinds of friends, such as boyfriends, girlfriends, real friends, fake friends, fair-weather friends."
"Oh? What do you mean, we are fake friends?"
"I mean, we are good friends. As soon as you came, I informed so much... The plump girl welcomes you, isn't it still a good friend?"
"full?"
Lin Chou felt that this word must be enclosed in double quotation marks.
Have you ever seen a plump girl whose breasts are as hard as two shot put balls? This is so plump!
Wan Junru turned around and took out a neat suit,
"Here, I have prepared all the clothes for you. Try them on for size, my good friend."
"..."
"Thank you! You are so considerate!"
"Look at anything. Turn around. You want to take a peek when I am changing my clothes?"
"whispering sound..."
The eldest sister who fell to the ground was about to retort when the person next to her covered her mouth.
"Are you sure you want to see it?"
"When Leng Tou comes back and sews your eyes, we'll just wait and watch the excitement."
"Hiss...that's right..."
"..."
Lin Chou almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot.
Seeing that he was dressed, Wan Junru nodded with satisfaction,
"People rely on clothes, just as they rely on gold. When you put on clothes, you still look like a human being, which is good."
"You can scold me, tease me, trick me, or be jealous of me, but you can never deny the handsomeness of my shopkeeper. My handsomeness is innate and engraved in my bones."
"hehe."
"This is already a personal attack, let me tell you."
Wan Junru led Lin Chou out of the training ground and stopped.
"Your companions should be in front. You can go find them. Don't forget, General Ye will want to talk to you later."
"..."
Wan Junru looked at Lin Chou seriously,
"Although Boss Leng has a temperament that is not gentle, strong and cold, she is actually just a little girl at heart."
"..."
She blinked,
"Aren't you men very good at making girls happy? Even if you are childish and ridiculous, Boss Leng will still believe you, do you understand?"
"this..."
"What is this? Do you have some responsibility? Don't tell me you don't even know how to do this! Are you still a man!"
This is not a matter of whether you believe it or not.
"I..."
"What me!"
Wan Junru pointed to the training ground behind her and pointed to her eyes.
"If you want three thousand lives, we are all watching you."
...
Lin Chou appeared in the corridor in a daze. Judging from the confusion in his eyes, it was estimated that if someone asked him his last name, he might not be able to answer anything.
Qin Wuyong's face was full of joy for surviving the disaster and asked,
"Boss Lin, what's wrong with you?"
"..."
At this time, Bonzai walked out of another room and was stuffing a golden card into his arms.
Lin Chou's eyes suddenly lit up,
"Hey? Oh, let me go! Is there really such a thing as hush money? How much did each person pay?"
The potted plant rolled its eyes.
"What kind of hush money? How much did each person pay? This is what my aunt earned based on her own ability, and it has nothing to do with your popularity!"
Lin Chou retorted,
"That's nonsense. Why are you making money right now, you idiot? Hurry up, this must be hush money...otherwise why are you so nervous?"
"My aunt still doesn't believe it. It's a robbery in broad daylight?"
"Robbery of wealth or robbery of sex?"
The potted plants are smiling,
"If you're talking about robbery, let's be honest. The Lun family is rich enough to give you a big red envelope, Brother Chou~!"
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