"Dip, drip, drip."
Scenes after scenes intertwined into a silent holographic projection in Lin Chou's mind and finally dimmed. Along with the sound of the system, Lin Chou also opened his eyes.
Wei Tianxing and Mo Hongniang immediately stepped forward,
"Boy Lin."
"Xiao Lin, you..."
Lin Chou waved his hand,
"What about the others?"
Guard Heaven and walk the Way,
"The boy from the Research Institute broke one of his hands. Sikong choked on the smoke and coughed violently. No one was injured."
"Lin Chou."
Lin Chou waved his hand,
"Thank you both."
At least he had "seen" the fur ball retracting to the ground, and "pressed" Yan Huishan back, like a button on a piece of clothing, and also used his tail to sweep the surrounding rocks. .
He walked up to Chi Zhi and Wei Qingyu and bowed sincerely.
"Thanks."
Wei Qingyu smiled and said,
"Let's go, I won't disturb you anymore."
"Thanks."
After Wei Qingyu left, Chi Zhi lowered his eyebrows and said,
"Boss, I'm sorry I wasn't of much help..."
Lin Chou smiled,
"Some other time, just tell the boss what you want to eat, and I will cook a delicious meal for you in a few days."
He stretched out his hand to pat the big-breasted sister's shoulder to express his feelings, but he retracted halfway.
mad, out of reach.
"Pfft."
The big-breasted sister smiled unceremoniously, reached out and patted Lin Chou on the head.
"Would you like to try our tribe's secret recipe for growing taller?"
Damn it, your tribe really has so many secret recipes, including breast enlargement, whitening, and everything you need?
Lin Chou forced a smile,
"Next time."
Chi Zhi also left.
...
In the afternoon, Yanhui Mountain was ruined and deserted everywhere.
The Golden Thread Jiao slumped lazily on the back hill, raised his head and glanced at Lord Gungun on the roof, and narrowed his eyes with satisfaction.
Gungun sat on the roof of the small restaurant, holding his face with his palms,
"Ouch, ow, ow, ow."
Lin Chou threw a bottle of beer at him.
"Nonsense, my Lord Gungun is the most powerful. Well, drink, don't eat beer bottles. A hundred discarded bottles can still be sold for a circulation point!"
"Oooh, click, click, click."
"..."
The furball's chubby body slapped Lin Chou on the face,
"Jigujigu."
Mao Niu also came over and rubbed against Lin Chou's feet.
Lin Chou hugged the fur ball and rubbed it.
"Little bastard, I have raised you for so long, is that the first official meeting?"
"Jigujigu."
Anyway, I couldn't understand what was being said, I could only feel a warm emotion flowing through my mind.
Boss Lin, who was very rare, did not kick the cow away, but instead grabbed it and put it behind his head.
"How can I still be so thin after eating so much? I'm so worried. How can I make hot pot like this?"
Mao Niu was so happy that she shed a lot of tears. Oh my god, I have never experienced such a gentle caress. Absolutely never!
A rolling palm hung down from the roof, and Lin Chou stuffed a box of beer into its hand.
"cheers!"
"Crack, click, click."
Lin Chou raised a finger,
"It would be great if there was a pot of spicy crayfish... Forget it, I don't want to do anything. I really want to just lie there and bask in the sun for the rest of my life... Well, there's no fucking sun either."
Beer bottles clinked all over the floor, Lin Chou's eyes were blurred,
"Oh, what a standard virtue of self-destruction."
"Hey, isn't this Lao Zhao, and...Aunt Lin? Come on, let's have a bottle together? Gungun, open the wine for the guests!"
"Gudong."
A large box of beer fell to the ground, and the bottle mouth was neatly crushed into powder.
Old Zhao's mouth twitched as he watched the glass powder fall back into the bottle, and declined Lin Chou's kindness.
Aunt Lin's voice sounded like the Gobi Desert that had been thirsty for hundreds of years.
"What about the little bitch?"
Lin Chou scratched his head,
"Are you talking about the male one or the female one?"
Aunt Lin's mouth twitched, as if she was smiling,
"Gaga, you are right, they are all bitches, but of course it is the female one."
Lin Chou gestured drunkenly,
"The blue light flashed, and in a whoosh, he ran away."
Zhao Qingcang frowned.
"Isn't it just a beating? You are a manly man, but you don't have any balls?"
Lin Chou had closed his eyes and was snoring. Zhao Qingcang really wanted to slap this kid to death.
Aunt Lin grinded out a few words through her teeth,
"Bitch, let her run away again."
Lao Zhao coughed,
"Um, Lin... the matchmaker is still waiting below..."
Aunt Lin snorted coldly,
"My little wife was beaten like that, and she just swallowed her breath like that?"
Zhao Qingcang bared his teeth and showed a standard Huang Dashan-style smile.
"You can run away, but the monk can't run away from the temple. Lin, I think the past two days have been dark and dark, the sea has been bright and the sun has been shining brightly. It's a good day for murder and arson... Ahem, fishing boats sing late, are you interested in meeting this old man like me? , want to take a day trip to the sea?”
Aunt Lin's eyes suddenly brightened,
"Given by the elders, I dare not refuse, please~!"
"Let's go!"
...
After the two left, Lin Chou opened his eyes. There was no trace of confusion in his drunken eyes. He was as energetic as a rat spirit who had stolen oil.
"If you're not drunk, how can you behave drunkenly?"
He took a breath into his palm and smelled it,
"Hiss, why doesn't it smell? Do people who drink really can't smell the smell of alcohol on themselves? Si Gouzi, Si Gouzi, get over here."
The four dogs are here,
"Ouch?"
He blew a breath against its shiny black nose.
"Ouch..."
Si Gouzi staggered, eyes wide open, and sneezed wildly.
Lin Chou nodded,
"Sure enough, it still doesn't work."
After thinking about it, he took another jar of Qingquanshan and drank it down, and sprinkled some on himself by the way.
"Okay, this response should be delicious enough."
I imitated Huang Dashan and walked a few steps, which was perfect.
With a few swipes, he wrote a line of words on the small blackboard of the artifact and threw it away.
"Whoosh~"
At the foot of the mountain, Su Youwang jumped out of a luxurious and fancy off-road vehicle, followed closely by a group of girls wearing heavy makeup and the mountains were bustling with excitement.
Su Youyang wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth,
"Hey, girls, this is the Lin's restaurant with the famous 'Seven Days Slimming Tea'... Exclusive, you know what exclusive is, only Boss Lin has it, the only one in the entire base, and what's more , Do you know Miss Jiang, that guy... Miss Jiang wants to live here every day for this tea... Hey... why are there so many pits and gravel, just after the earthquake? "
"Wow, I heard a sister say that she lost seven pounds in two days after drinking the slimming tea. She feels more energetic, and her skin is rosy and shiny. There are no side effects at all."
"real or fake?"
At this time, a girl gently lifted her hair and said with a sad face,
"She is really too fat. Alas, she needs to lose more weight."
Just with her slight movement, her chest was already trembling and shaking, and the girls looked at it and curled their lips.
Duplicitous guys will go to tongue-pulling hell!
"Brother Su, thank you for sending us here."
Su Youzhi felt his nose was warm and subconsciously raised his head slightly.
Mom, it’s exciting, it’s so exciting.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I'm here to eat. Let's go for a walk. Come in."
At this moment,
A UFO landed on the ground under Su Wangwang's eyes with a loud sound.
Blackboard writing cloud:
The owner of this shop observed the stars at night and calculated that it is not suitable for business today because of the bad luck, so he will take a day off. Please come back.
The girls looked at each other, and finally fell on one person.
"I hate it, what are you looking at..."
Su Youwang's roar echoed in the mountains,
"You ruined my good deeds, Lin Chou, your uncle!!!"
