Chapter 494: Singles’ Day Special Part 2

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On the top of Luan Mountain, the magnificent Golden Palace stands on it. Queen Yeluan waved her hand gently, looking down at the people at her feet.

"Since I took over the throne, there has never been such a happy event."

"First, my princess and your daughter are happy to come of age today."

"Second."

Ye Luan paused and pointed lightly with his bare hands.

"With the witness of Luan Shan and Wu Xiang... Come, my Zuo An, my only Zuo An prince, my man's name is Huang Dashan."

"Wow~!"

The roaring noise finally converged into a chorus of shouts like landslides and earth shattering,

"Prince of the Left Bank! Prince of the Left Bank! Prince of the Left Bank!"

With the support of two maids, Huang Dashan and Ye Luan stood on the high platform of the Golden Palace to accept the baptism of everyone's gaze.

The head can be cut off and the blood can be shed, but the face must not be lost.

Mr. Shan kept a humble smile and squeezed out a few words from the corner of his mouth.

"Ye Luan, I must kill you!!"

Ye Luan stepped forward and took Huang Dashan's arm.

"The old saying goes: The winner is the king, the loser is the concubine!"

"My man, if you don't have the courage to face failure, you can just hide under Yeluan's skirt, and Yeluan will protect you from the wind and rain."

Master Shan’s face was trembling.

"Shit, the loser becomes a concubine. If you and that black man hadn't plotted to attack me secretly, I would have given you a hand and a kick."

"Oh? Ye Luan's memory is a little confused...Who is doing the sneak attack?"

Huang Dashan blushed and continued to gnash his teeth.

"That black-skinned ghost is hiding his secrets. He didn't try his best during the first few fights."

Ye Luan said,

"I was in your hands tomorrow, and you are in my hands today. Are you still unwilling to admit it?"

Master Shan said,

"what do you want?"

Ye Luan had a reserved smile on her face, waving to the people shouting tsunami down the mountain, twitching the corners of her lips slightly,

"What I don't want to do, it's what you want to do."

The strength of the old mama's medicine made it difficult for Shan Ye to stand, and he was teetering on the edge of collapse. He couldn't help but squeeze Ye Luan's arm tightly.

"I..."

Ye Luan suddenly faced Shan Ye,

"Mingguang, what people and things are worthy of your nostalgia?"

"Of course...my friends, relatives, wife, everything is in the clear light!"

Her eyes were as deep as the night sky and as scorching as the sun.

She pointed at the sea of ​​people at the bottom of the mountain, her eyes proud and aggressive,

"They are mine!"

"I'm yours!"

"not enough?!"

Shan Ye choked, his eyes frozen like a dead fish.

"Come with me!"

Ye Luan flicked his sleeves and robe, and the Horrible Bird also bowed his head humbly in front of this woman, letting Ye Luan and Huang Dashan walk from the neck to the back to stand still.

"Hey!"

The terrifying bird ran with great strides, straight down to the top of the mountain along the unnecessary steps in the void.

Across the glorious metal city, a red carpet was laid from the city gate to the end of the road.

It was a cliff like a knife, and under the cliff was an endless blue ocean with turbid waves.

Thirty-six rows of handsome young men in red and green were kneeling neatly on the edge of the cliff. Their faces were as pale as snow, and their mouths were dripping with blood.

Seeing Ye Luan approaching, they were both distressed and frightened. They kept screaming "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", obviously their tongues had been cut out.

"boom."

Anyone who screamed was hit hard by the eagerly watching warriors around him, collapsed to the ground, and was lifted up to kneel again.

The female warriors bent down to caress their breasts, bowed and said in unison,

"My king."

Master Shan snorted coldly,

"Killing the chicken to show the monkey? I don't like this. Believe it or not, I have killed more people than you have ever seen?"

Ye Luan looked at Huang Dashan faintly,

"Am I so superficial in your heart?"

"Then what do you mean by that? They are both beautiful and frail. Tsk, these are not all the pretty girls you raised, are they? Your taste is very fresh."

Ye Luan suddenly turned pale and waved his hand,

"kill!"

After receiving the order, the female warriors raised their swords expressionlessly and chopped them off.

Hot blood suddenly spurted out, and the headless body fell to the ground. The moist sea breeze carried the sticky bloody smell that made people sick.

Mr. Shan’s expression did not change.

"Hey, you are so cruel. When you finish using it, why don't you let your brothers have a sip of soup?"

"Hehe, besides, I saw just now that none of those people below are capable. You guys are in short supply of men, right? Don't you feel bad if you kill them like this?"

Ye Luan was extremely angry and shouted,

"you!!"

"What's wrong with me?"

She suddenly smiled gently,

"Man, you are very naughty, but the more you act like this, the tighter I like it."

"Damn it, are you a bitch? I..."

Ye Luan placed her slender hand on Huang Dashan's lips,

"Shh~ If you're gentle, I'll leave it until the wedding ceremony, before it's too late."

"Fuck! Who is so gentle with you? Why the hell can't you explain! Are you sick?!"

Ye Luan looked back and smiled, the tips of his eyebrows as warm as jade and as congealed as daisy.

"If I am really sick, you are my medicine."

"..."

I'm so proud of you mmp!

At this time, the crowd that followed Ye Luan from the city also arrived at the edge of the cliff. The women standing at the front were holding clothes woven with gold threads in their hands, shining with golden light.

Their eyes were expectant and excited, looking eagerly at the cliff.

At this time, the female warriors had thrown all the corpses into the sea, stained with blood on the waves.

In less than ten minutes, a group of girls about ten years old climbed up from the cliff.

Everyone was disgraced and some were injured, standing there dripping with blood, neither crying nor making a fuss.

Master Shan felt disgusted and distressed for a while. If it had been in the bright light, he would have chopped all of you adults watching the fun into pieces and fed them to the dogs.

"Quick, quack, quack"

The first braid to climb up ran over on his blood and threw himself into Ye Luan's arms,

"Mom! I'm the first!"

Ye Luan held the little girl in his arms,

"Nanny is good, Nanny is the best."

The old grandma stood up again, gathered a group of little girls behind her, and said loudly,

"Today, November 11th, is a festival for the women of Luan Mountain - Girls' Day. It is also a great day for your daughters to turn thirteen and come of age. It is also the day for my king..."

"Wait a minute..."

Shan Ye poked Ye Luan,

“What is Girls’ Day??”

"Isn't November 11th Singles' Day?"

Ye Luan frowned,

"What are you talking about? November 11th is Girls' Day that has been passed down from ancient times. It is a festival for our women, and it is also the day when Luanshan women come of age."

Master Shan was speechless again, thinking hard, and finally his eyes lit up,

"Fuck, I know."

"What?"

"You didn't even have a stick to celebrate Singles' Day, so of course it became Girls' Day hahahahaha~!"

"..."

"rogue!"

The old grandma said,

"After climbing the Dry Bone Cliff, you are the warriors of Luan Mountain. Today, you are adults."

"Yeah~!"

The old grandma smiled and said,

"Parents, come here and dress our little heroes and warriors!"

Yeluan also took off a robe from the terrifying bird and put it on the braided body.

"Nanny, well done."

She was very proud to wear new clothes.

"Hmph, you bald Zuo An, who wants to be your mother, you have to pass my test!"

Huang Dashan bared his teeth.

The braid muttered,

"As ugly as it is, Brother Dong is still good-looking, huh."

"Mother, have you seen Brother Dong? Where has Brother Dong gone?"

Ye Luan rubbed the little girl's head and crumpled her braid into a ball of weeds.

"Mother doesn't know, she has been with Zuo An."

When she said this, "Brother Dong", who stood out among the crowd, saw the shape of her mouth clearly and backed away calmly.

(Damn it, mother, can you still live like this? Why is this bastard here?)