Chapter 493: Singles’ Day Special Part 1

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A woman's voice.

"Hehe, the man my king likes...is really different."

Another old female voice.

"How can the king's vision be compared to that of you? Don't look, don't look, your saliva is about to flow out. Hurry up, are you ready with what you need to prepare? Prince Zuoan will probably wake up soon. Don’t delay the business.”

"Mommy, don't be so stingy. We don't see half a man in a year, so why don't we let the sisters look at him more to satisfy our cravings?"

"Little Hoof, would you like grandma to go to the dining room and bring you a cucumber?"

"whee..."

There seemed to be a group of little girls chattering in his ears. Huang Dashan sat up and covered his forehead.

"Your mother, this black-skinned ghost is so tough. Hey...it hurts Grandpa Dashan to death."

"Your Highness the Prince of Left Bank, are you awake?"

"What the hell...how did you get in here!!"

Huang Dashan pulled up the quilt and shrank to the corner of the bed, staring blankly at the smiling maid in ancient costume standing under the big bed.

I am a gentleman. In the land of fireworks, I never let a leaf touch me among the thousands of flowers. If my wife finds out about this, won’t all my big teeth be hammered out?

"This, this, making a movie? What's going on?"

The old woman who spoke had a gentle smile on her wrinkled face.

"Your Highness, please don't embarrass my servants... Come, wait for His Highness to bathe and change clothes, and prepare to participate in the grand ceremony."

"Yes~"

A group of thirty maids immediately surrounded Huang Dashan, busy pulling off clothes and wiping their faces.

Seven or eight delicate little hands holding small scissors met unexpectedly under Shan Ye's armpits. No one was willing to give in, and a fight was about to begin on the spot.

Are you going to help me trim those flowers and plants?

The aroma was so fragrant that it made people drunk, and Master Shan was completely stunned.

I gritted my teeth and was about to gather my essence. After holding it in for a long time, I couldn't even hold it in.

"I...I fucking..."

"Hehe~ The prince's muscles are so strong, like rocks."

A maid with a pretty face said shyly.

The round-faced maid next to her had already turned red, and her tone of voice was trembling.

"Yeah, it's pretty hot! Hmm~!"

The eyes of all the maids were filled with wetness, and they were chattering wildly.

With his current strength, he couldn't even resist these ordinary women, so he could only let them do what they did.

Tears of humiliating regret shed from the corners of Shan Ye's eyes.

(Hiss, Niang Xipi, you are enjoying it like an emperor...cough, the heavens have not judged me, this is not voluntary for me, I am really forced! Hiss...)

"Damn it, who touched my butt!"

"Whose hand is in front of you..."

"Hey, hey! Just touch me, why are you hiding my hair..."

...

Two hours later, Shan Ye, who was smelling of the sulfur of boiling springs and the scent of flowers, was carried out by sixteen muscular female guards. His eyes were dull and his whole body was as white as a piece of fish on the chopping board.

The power of the sulfur boiling spring was incredible. Shan Ye felt that even his belt and flesh had been rubbed away at least ten or eight pounds, and his whole body was so light that he could not exert any force.

Under the guarded eyes of the female guards, the group of maids rushed over again, stroking his eyebrows and lips, and even sprinkled a bunch of powder on his face.

After putting on his clothes, Shanye, who was being supported by Yingying Yanyan, was completely stunned when he saw the person in the mirror.

Surprised, frightened, on the verge of tears,

"Here, who is this damn pretty boy? Who is it!"

The old lady stepped forward and carefully helped Shan Ye smooth out the wrinkles on the golden and red python robe.

"Well, His Royal Highness is indeed handsome, extraordinary and talented."

Huang Dashan trembled his lips,

"Where's Ye Luan? Where's Ye Feng? What did you do to Grandpa Dashan? Why can't I use any strength??"

The old grandma pursed her lips and smiled lightly,

"Mommy, I have heard very much about His Majesty the Prince's boundless power. How dare I let His Majesty the Prince maintain the status quo... It's just some heresy. Once you figure it out, Your Majesty the Prince, the antidote will be there."

Master Shan grinned, showing a shy smile like a little white rabbit who believed he was innocent and kind.

"Well, Momo, I figured it out. I've figured it out now, really!"

The old grandma still has a soothing smile,

"This mama is not what I said."

Master Shan howled in anger,

"What the hell are you wearing for me...Where's Ye Luan, tell her to get out of here, I want to see her!"

"Zheng!"

With the flash of swords and the shadow of swords, the female guards unsheathed their weapons and pointed them at Shan Ye. They were filled with murderous intent and wanted to eat his flesh alive.

Master Shan trembled, "I'm a man with a sword and I'm a fish and meat, yes, my life is at stake."

"That... you female... masters! Hehe, hehehe..."

I was going to make a few witticisms to ease the awkward atmosphere so as not to be chopped into pieces. Unexpectedly, the old nanny with a smile as safe and harmless as a "moon bun" jumped up and slapped the head of the female guard in the face.

"Snapped!"

There was a crisp sound.

The leader of the female guards didn't even blink, but the old lady jumped in pain and cursed.

"Pigs! You pigs whose brains are all about muscle and rust! The filthy black devil's pig's nest is where you should be! Dare you disrespect the prince? Your skin is as thick as a pig's skin! I'm mine Where’s the crutch? Here’s the crutch. Let’s see if I don’t beat these bastards to death!!”

The maids around the old grandma came forward one after another, some cursed the guards and some comforted the old grandma.

"Mommy, don't be upset, don't get so angry..."

"Mommy, your hands..."

"That's right, why bother with these idiots? They don't even have to think twice when they come out to stand guard."

Something that shocked Mr. Shan happened so naturally.

The leader of the female guards, who had a strong and silent aura, suddenly put on a smile and said in a low voice,

"Mommy, it's my fault. Isn't this crazy? When I heard someone insulting my king... nothing came to my mind... I forgot about the new Prince of the Left Bank... "

"snort."

The old grandma rolled her eyes,

"You know what's going on!"

"Remember it all for me. Prince Zuo'an is unusual. You must also know what my king did for him. If you make this kind of mistake again, don't blame me for not reminding you."

"This means that I am here. If it were someone else, believe it or not, it would be spread to my king's ears immediately?"

The female guard knelt down on the ground with a thud.

"Thank you, grandma, for reminding me, and thank you for saving my life."

"Get out of here, get out of here, I'll be upset when I see you."

"But His Royal Highness, he..."

"I will handle it myself, get out!!"

"Yes Yes Yes."

The old grandma turned around and bowed deeply.

"Your Highness, please don't blame me. This servant is ignorant. If Your Highness feels angry, I will have them all beaten to death."

Shan Ye's dizziness became more intense. What happened to this world?

The female guard leader is definitely stronger than himself.

You want to apologize after being slapped hard by an old lady who is shaking when she walks? ! Are you still angry and want to beat him to death? ?

"No, no need..."

Master Shan said,

"Well, I feel a little dizzy."

The old grandma stretched out her withered vine-like hand and held Huang Dashan's wrist.

"Well, I may have used a little too much medicine. After all, His Highness the Prince is very powerful and I don't dare to cause any trouble. It seems that I will be wronging His Highness the King of Qin for some time."

At this time, a maid came from outside the hall,

"Mommy, the time has come."

Grandma took one last look at Shan Ye's body, and it made Shan Ye's hair stand on end. Then she said with satisfaction,

"That's it."