"Hee hee, hee hee~ Mom~!"
"Mom, didn't I lie to you? She's really beautiful, isn't she?"
"Uh-huh!"
Suddenly there was a voice from above.
Everyone was startled and looked up.
I saw long ripples rippling out of the dome of the light shield, like a meteor streaking across the galaxy.
"嘤嘤嘤..."
"Click."
The dome shattered, and a ferocious bird head poked in,
one,
Another one,
The third one.
Three terrifying terror birds whistled and fell from the crack in the dome. Behind them, they dragged a huge chariot made of gold.
Ye Feng held the whip, and Ye Luan sat on the couch with a little girl with pink braids.
"What the hell?"
Mr. Shan's face looked both happy and worried, "Where did this little girl's movie come from?"
Lin Chou choked up because of it, it was such a touching focus.
He coughed lightly and quietly blocked a group of women behind him.
"Ye Luan..."
"Bold!!"
With a loud roar, the light shield suddenly shattered.
Several pitcher plants fell to the ground with a roar at the door. The surging crowd emerged from the mist. One of the majestic figures emerged from the crowd, pointing his sword at Lin Chou.
"You, if you dare to call my king by his name, shall be punished!"
Lin Chou raised his eyebrows, Ouch? You don’t think I’ve lost enough, right? Cut down my fence?
Ye Luan walked down from the golden chariot with a smile.
"Back off."
"yes."
She had obviously been carefully groomed.
A set of fiery red phoenix robes spread her wings and she was about to fly. The halo of two gemstones in her ears was flowing. She looked at Mr. Shan with a pair of big, dreamlike eyes.
"Man, Lin Chou...are you two willing to go with me?"
Master Shan sneered,
"Sure enough, it's your fault! It's hard to paint a tiger's skin but not its bones. You know people and faces but don't know the heart... What a white-eyed wolf that you don't know well. Ye Luan, don't forget, you still have a bomb from the Research Institute on you. "
"oh?"
Ye Luan chuckled, and with a swipe of his hand, several metal chains turned into fine dust.
"In this foggy nightmare, the usefulness of these things is really limited."
Ye Luan looked at Shan Ye,
"What I told you once, as long as you are willing to follow me back to Luan Mountain now, those promises will be fulfilled."
Huang Dashan's hair stood on end, and every hair on his body was trembling.
Cash in on your grandma's spoon, the seventy-two concubines of the Three Palaces and Sixth Courtyard? Do you want me to wait in my boudoir for your favor, wearing red and green clothes, printed lips and eyebrows? Fuck your motherfucker!
"hehe!"
Shan Ye felt that the two people's worldviews were not in the same dimension at all, and it would be a waste to say another word at this time.
Sighed,
"I must take you away, then."
Ye Luan waved his hand, and the heavily armed warriors immediately moved forward with murderous intent.
"boom!"
A bomb condensed with a beam of light suddenly exploded among Ye Luan's warriors. The huge shock wave and heat instantly tore a huge hole out of the fog nightmare.
Behind this group of soldiers, there was a garrison unit with huge trees lurking vaguely. The blue and green military uniforms looked like a sea.
"Wow~"
There was silence for half a second, and then Ye Luan's warrior array suddenly came into focus.
"That's a man!"
"All, all, all men!"
"Fortunately, hahahaha..."
The heavy breathing sounded like the most ferocious female animal, and their eyes all turned to the back, revealing green desire.
"Fuck, fuck."
As the general of an army, Zhao Zheng stood proudly at the front. He was almost knocked over by the stinging gaze. He couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
"Ye, General Ye, have you ever seen such a look?"
Ye Ming's father, General Ye, kept rubbing his chin.
"Hiss, I have fought countless battles in my life, and I have seen all kinds of looks, hateful, greedy, vicious, and those who want to devour others...but I have never seen this kind of look on the battlefield. kind..."
Zhao Zheng said,
"It seems that we are not rivals...but, like food!"
After all, General Ye is very knowledgeable.
"My child, you don't have a girlfriend yet, right?"
Zhao Zheng blushed,
"Ah...ah??"
"There are many definitions of food. A simpler one is that you have to peel an orange to eat it, right?"
Zhao Zheng suddenly realized,
"Yes, yes, I've been thinking about it for a long time. It's the kind of feeling that I want to peel off our skin and cramp."
Mr. Ye rubbed his forehead, straightened his military uniform and straightened the collars on both sides. He put his hands behind his back and looked at the front with an upright look on his face.
Then he crooked his mouth and said in a low voice,
"Zhao Er, they don't want to take off our skins, but they want to take off our clothes!"
"What??"
Mr. Ye took the loudspeaker from the adjutant's hand and shouted angrily,
"Who is in front of you? This is the territory of Mingguang. What do you want to do? Let your leader come out!"
"Ah."
Among the female warriors, the majestic figure shouted loudly,
"You know what to do."
"Hahaha, sisters, the good days are coming, come with me!!!"
"You man with tender skin and tender flesh, be careful and don't bump into him. If you use blunt darts, no one will die! Otherwise, you are the only one asking!"
Ye Luan held his forehead for a while,
"If a dog can't change its habit of eating shit, I knew it would end up like this..."
...
The light of the Mingguang garrison and the origin of the evolvers bloomed like bright fireworks in the crowd, while the female warriors were like shadows in the night, launching attacks silently.
The source crystal cannon only roared a few times, and the two waves of people had already gathered together.
The female warrior group was unstoppable and instantly tore a huge gap in the Mingguang team.
"what..."
"Poison, poison on darts and weapons!"
"Ah...insidious guy..."
Huang Dashan leaned forward fiercely and raised the Origin Ax. Before he could make any move, the eyes of the three terrifying birds were locked on him.
"..."
Master Shan skillfully scratched his scalp with a tabletop axe.
"Ahem, look at what I do, I just scratch it."
"Pfft."
Ye Luan smiled, as if a hundred flowers were blooming.
"Nanny, call uncle quickly. We are going home with him... Can we let uncle be my mother's Prince of the Left Bank?"
The braided man pouted,
"No, he's uglier than Brother Dong!"
Ye Luan is helpless,
"Who is Brother Dong?"
The braid snorted,
"Brother Dong is so funny, they won't let me bring Brother Dong out, huh!"
Ye Luan looked at the braid lovingly, "Okay, okay, Brother Dong is okay, Brother Dong is okay."
Shan Ye suddenly rushed forward, swinging his ax in a round motion.
"If I can catch you once, I can catch you a second time!"
Lin Chou followed closely behind, his fists sparkling with lightning.
Ye Feng instantly blocked Master Shan's axe, raised the corners of his mouth, exposed his white teeth, and gave a fierce headbutt.
"Boom!"
Shanye's eyes suddenly turned white and his speech was unclear.
"You, your uncle..."
And Ye Luansu waved his hand,
"Buzz."
An oval light shield rose from the chariot, and Lin Chou punched it as if it was punched into cotton.
"How can it be?"
"Crack!"
The bright gems on the armrests of the chariot showed cracks, and Ye Luan smiled and said,
"Lin Chou, we have a long way to go."
"drive!"
Three terrifying birds soared into the sky.
