"Yeah, you monster, take a shot of my railgun!"
The youngest, always dragging two green noses, the gourd baby roared while carrying a musket that was longer than his height.
"No buttons~!"
"No buttons~!"
On the other hand, he was simulating gunshots quite skillfully.
This guy is so young that he can go to heaven with just a stick. Even his mother can't cure him. Who dares to put a safety on his gun?
Qin Sheng teased,
"What the hell is a railgun? Does Gatlin know...the one with the blue fire? That thing is called ruthless!"
Calabash Baby was as cold as an ice sculpture in an instant, and his face was as pious as a believer.
"The electric light dancing between your fingers is my immortal faith in this life. Only my electromagnetic gun will last forever!"
Qin Sheng couldn't even laugh or cry, "Snot-nosed kid, I believed your evil deeds."
Calabash baby yelled angrily,
"Stand in this world of glory, play the music of nature, and accept the judgment, you madman."
"Second Battalion Commander, with my Italian cannon, shoot this turtle to death."
Qin Sheng casually picked up the gourd baby.
"The old movies shown in your alley are really rich in content. Go and play."
This pull doesn't matter, it just knocks the safety out of its original position.
"boom!"
There was a gunshot.
The gourd baby was knocked backwards by the recoil of the musket and dived under the sand.
Blood flowers bloomed, and the target fell to the ground instantly.
Yes, characters.
Just to the left of everyone, an old man with eight penguin skins draped over his shoulders covered his buttocks and howled miserably.
"Damn it, your mother, you don't have eyes, your eyeballs were eaten by ghosts... Ouch... it hurts me to death!!"
There was a sudden chaos around the man.
"Damn it, Lao Kuai, what's wrong with you?"
"There's so much blood, please come quickly!"
"Let me see where the injury is... I know first aid. I used to be a pig gelder, really!"
The shot man on the ground is still wailing,
"Damn it, who did I provoke? Who is it? Let me know that I have to skin him..."
Qin Sheng shrank his neck, pulled Calabash Baby and others and wanted to leave.
Suddenly, lightning-like justice flashed through my mind:
No, I can't leave, Xiaofang is still looking at me! !
"emmmmm"
This is very confusing.
The people on the ground continued to cry in unison,
"It hurts, it hurts... There are so many people but I got shot. What kind of shitty luck! Should I buy a lottery ticket?"
The people around were dumbfounded and cursed,
"Why are you buying lottery tickets at this damn time? It's important to save your life."
It's okay if I don't say it, but when I say it, the people on the ground immediately explode.
"Damn it, uncle, you all know how important it is to save your life, so why don't you hurry up and find a way to stop the bleeding and save me!!"
"..."
Yes, your humor cells seem to have been fully charged by this bullet.
Several garrison soldiers squeezed through the crowd to check, pulled out a bullet from the butt of the person who had been shot, and complained,
"Is your brain flooded? There are eight layers of penguin skin, and the damn bullet didn't even penetrate. What the hell! It's a waste of time!"
Then he shouted again,
"Anyone with a gun always looks at the target before shooting. Lucky for you, the bullets are not always so blind."
"..."
Calabash baby wiped his nose,
"What happened to that man? Who shot him?"
"..."
Well, this is a harvest season, and no matter how much pain in the butt it is, it will be replaced by joy.
Almost every household can get a few fat penguins, and with the Jiang family's supply of corn and dried meat per kilogram, perhaps this year's New Year will be much easier than before.
...
Lin's restaurant.
Jiang Nu said with a look of disgust,
"My dad thought I was stupid for letting me come with him. Let me tell you, when the penguins come, the smell is really...unforgettable!"
Emotional Miss Jiang hid in the tavern for this reason.
Lin Chou held his chin and wondered, why has he never eaten this penguin meat?
Yan Zi smiled and said to Lin Chou,
"I remember Linzi lived in Pythagorean Alley. You are in the west and the other is in the east. The straight-line distance in between is more than 150 kilometers, almost spanning the entire Mingguang. I haven't heard of it. It's normal."
Lin Chou nodded. Without transportation, this one hundred and twenty kilometers is really a number that is difficult for ordinary people to surpass.
Mr. Shan smiled and said,
"Don't worry, Lin Zi. That Ma Liuqian told me that I think the penguin eggs taste quite good. When the eggs are laid, I asked him to bring you a batch."
"..."
Lin Chou felt like there was a roundworm named Huang Dashan in his stomach.
Master Shan went on to say,
"As for the meat, don't think about it. I'm fed up with that stuff. There's almost nothing except fat. It's so fishy."
"..."
Well, I'm sure, there are insects.
"drop."
"Friendly reminder: The last day of this month is about to pass. The boss's little secret mission is updated. The remaining time limit for completing the Spend a Lot of Money mission is nine natural months."
"Current turnover, total circulation points: 10330998, total points: 35065731."
"The business quota of the zero-level store has been met, with currency measurement of 000 and points measurement of 000.
Uncompleted basic turnover will be punished according to the missing proportion. Currently, rewards for the excess turnover are: +45 for all attributes, random rewards, and 1 magic plant mutagenesis catalyst. "
With the comfort and warmth of the reward, everything became boring.
I got another magic plant mutagenesis catalyst. It was the same thing as the reward last time. It is still gathering dust on the system list.
Lin Chou had previously thought about trying it on Furball, but unfortunately the system rejected it, saying that it could not be used on creatures that had been alienated three times or more.
In addition to hairballs and pitcher plants, Linchou also...
etc.
We seem to have forgotten that there is also a cute silly guy.
Lin Chou walked under the silver fir in the tree house and pinched his chin with evil intentions.
After calling the system, my hand suddenly sank. A needle tube as thick as two thighs and more than one meter long fell into my hand. The cold needle was as thick as a thumb.
"Fuck!"
Lin Chou couldn't help but curse, and felt a chill.
Isn’t this the reason why it can’t be used on fur balls? ?
"Creak!"
The sound of needles digging into tree trunks is mind-numbing.
"How long will this thing take?"
Damn it, the system gave a reply,
"Just wait until it is absorbed naturally."
No injection needed?
Lin Chou changed direction, inserted another needle, and patted poor Yinshan.
"I'm very optimistic about you!"
Well, this big guy is carrying a tree house full of bacon and can protect him from the wind and rain. I still need you to protect my handsome little restaurant, hold on!
By the way, I checked the sourness of the bacon and fish sauce. The bacon was in good condition, and the cured duck that matured quickly was almost ready to eat.
The sour fish sauce is red in the jar, revealing a mouth-watering sourness like a green fruit. It is completely ripe and can be eaten.
