(First of all, thank you for the 10,000-coin reward from Waiting for Kiss.
There is no reward for the three views. On the occasion of the birthday of Mr. Kiss, the head of my family, I would like to take this chapter to congratulate the beautiful woman for her eternal beauty and boundless power. )
"Crack!"
A petite figure in a grass-green raincoat jumped into the room, with BGM in his mouth.
"Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Chou~Brother~Brother~! The Lun family is here to see you!"
"Surprise or not, surprise or surprise."
Wu Ke's head emerged from the red and green extra-standard red and green bedroll, his eyes wide and round;
The Wandering Demon's eyebrows were twisted into an S shape, and a bone in his mouth was bitten into three pieces. He chewed the piece in his mouth and swallowed it;
Zhao Qingcang murmured, "You are quite handsome. You are such a good girl. Why is there such a thing as a missing brain?"
Lin Chou smiled slightly,
"Have you finished reading? Why are you standing there? Let's go."
The potted plant's face stiffened, and she pouted resentfully.
"Brother Chou, how could you do this to others? They can come here specially in the rain to see... Hey, what are you eating? It smells so good!"
Three times, five times and two times, he took off his entire raincoat.
"Hey, busty maid...sister, can you go get a pair of bowls and chopsticks for the Lun family?"
The big-breasted sister looked at Lin Chou, "Maid, what do you mean?"
Lin Chou explained seriously,
"Well, you believe in me... Lord Blood God, isn't there anything in the prayer about being your loyal servant?"
The big-breasted sister was stunned, her brows furrowed, her expression was solemn, and her tone was cold,
"Woman, how dare you disrespect Lord Blood God??"
"..."
Lin Chou staggered. How did this damn brain circuit develop?
"call!"
A strong wind blew in my face, the door opened, and no one walked in this time.
A billowing tenth face blocked the door, and one big eye rolled around.
The big-breasted sister immediately put her hand on her chest and said hello, "Lord Blood God."
Gungun screamed, but his direction was towards the meat basin on the table.
"Ouch!"
At this time, the potted plant took out a few pieces of candy and naturally handed them to Rolling.
"Here, it has your favorite bamboo shoot flavor, take it and eat it, go ahead!"
Gungun curled his lips and cared for the mentally retarded children with his big, smart eyes.
"Aww, owwow."
"What is it talking about?"
Lin Chou smiled, "Gungun said, you just want to use a few sweet stones to trick it into eating its meat...an idiot two-legged reptile."
"..."
"Also, since when did you and Gungun become so familiar?"
Potted plants talk about him from left to right,
"Well, it was just not long ago... Well, you didn't eat it? Then I won't be polite!"
Lin Chou first gave Gungun a vat of fairy meat - of course, most of it was soup.
Then he said,
"If you want to eat, you can, just pay!"
Potted Plant was so frightened that he covered his wallet and asked pitifully, "How much, how much?"
"forty thousand."
Even Lao Zhao was surprised, "What? Has your conscience returned?"
The potted plant screamed miserably, "What, forty thousand, why don't you go and grab Lin Chou's Iron Rooster?"
Wu Ke looked at the potted plants with eyes full of disdain.
"Tch, if you can't afford it, just say you can't afford it. Why are you pretending to be a big clove of garlic? Can you use it as a card swipe if you have a lolita face?"
Potted Plant had a gloomy face, and the color of her hair gradually darkened, turning into a thick dark green, and she said arrogantly,
"Hey, which concubine is this?"
Wu Ke wished he could cry on the spot. He also knew that he was embarrassed by his current appearance.
Potted Plant stretched out his nose and took a few sniffs, "I can smell the smell of the medicine on you from afar. Are you an alchemist... technical geek? How many girlfriends do you have? Five? Or ten?"
As a technical geek, Wu Ke was fearless and said with a smile on his face,
"What's the matter with the girlfriend of an undergraduate researcher... Huh, I'll scare you to death if I tell you. I can't count the number of girlfriends of an undergraduate researcher. Don't even think about taking advantage of an undergraduate researcher. Besides, the undergraduate research institute has the same body type as a test tube. Yeah, not interested!"
"Bah, your dog eyes are blinded, what do you know, my aunt has a childlike face..."
Wu Ke kindly reminded, "Short breasts."
Potted Plant snorted and looked Wu Ke up and down, "A fake house full of filth and filth."
Then there was a tut-tut sound in his mouth,
"You can't tell, it's still a tentacle type. My aunt admires your courage."
"Ahem!"
"My aunt..."
"cough!"
Lao Zhao, who had been ignored for a long time, had a very unpleasant expression on his face, almost wanting to devour others.
"Hey, do you, this old man, know that it is rude to interrupt someone else?"
Zhao Qingcang's beard was so angry that he said, "Grandpa? Which of the damn little girl's movies do you think is the grandpa?"
"Is there anyone in this house who looks more like grandpa than you?"
"call..."
Zhao Qingcang exhaled, forced himself to calm down, and controlled the urge to slap the girl to death.
Phew, calm down, calm down, I, Zhao Qingcang, cannot afford to kill a junior.
So I hypnotized myself, I am a reasonable person, I want to reason with her, um, reason.
"Girl, I ordered this pot of dog meat!"
The potted plant blinked, with a look of grief and anger on its face.
"My aunt is the kind of person who reneges on food. How can you, the old man, be so stingy? I just ate a bowl of meat from you, and it was 40,000 yuan. I just paid you... I just just Eat...no, I only drank a small bowl of soup, just a small bowl, you see the bowl is still there... This is a hundred, that's enough, huh!"
Zhao Qingcang was stunned. How could this girl be so shameless at such a young age? Did I seem to care about the circulation?
Lin Chou said quietly, "Everyone."
"kindness?"
A group of people's attention was focused on Lin Chou. As the boss, he had to stand up and stop this unfair behavior at this time.
So Lin Chou repeated,
"It doesn't matter who orders it, it's 40,000 per person."
"ah!!"
The potted plant looked horrified, as if someone had stabbed her, and screamed again,
"Forty thousand per person?!"
Zhao Qingcang suddenly lost his anger. Seeing how stingy this little girl was, asking her to take out the money seemed to relieve his anger more than giving her a slap?
So he took out a card, slammed it on the table, and yelled,
"Don't even move!"
"..."
Lao Zhao was full of momentum and called everyone by name like he was giving advice.
"You, you, you and you, the big guy and the three silly boys over there, I'll treat you to this meal, take it to wash!"
Of course, Lin Chou would not be polite. He was afraid that this old man would default on his debts, so he also took back the big-breasted sister's share.
The potted plant blinked and suddenly jumped down from the chair. Lin Chou thought she was going to eat the Overlord meal and run away.
The potted plant spun in a circle, and it seemed like some kind of fine, fluffy skirt woven from grass blades was floating.
Several flowers even grew automatically on the top of the head, turning into a colorful garland.
"Brother Chou, the Lun family is wearing short skirts..."
Lin Chou's eyes darkened and he was about to collapse.
"You see, I am so beautiful and they are so ugly, why is it only 40,000? This is not fair. You are defrauding consumers. I want to complain to the production committee about your discriminatory behavior!"
Zhao Qingcang roared angrily and couldn't bear it anymore.
As the saying goes, killing a hundred generals is not as interesting as killing one minion, so...
Fuck the truth, my fist is the truth!
"I'm going to tear you alive for drinking!"
"etc!"
"When a person is about to die, he always speaks kindly. What other last words do you want to say, stinky girl?"
"You are Zhao Qingcang... I cured Aunt Lin's face!!!"
The potted plant said quickly.
Lao Zhao's expression changed drastically, he blinked, then blinked again.
"Ahem, it turns out you are the little miracle doctor Zuo, hahaha... misunderstanding... misunderstanding! The flood has really washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family no longer recognizes each other, hahaha..."
Zhao Qingcang scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.
Lin Chou secretly regretted that this was a familiar line and a familiar taste.
Sure enough, it makes sense for heroes in ancient times to do good deeds without leaving their names behind. You see, they were recognized.
Old Zhao, you missed a great opportunity to eliminate harm for the people.
Zhao Qingcang rubbed his sleeves against the chair and said diligently,
"Come on, come on, little miracle doctor Zuo, please sit down, please sit down, hahaha."
"snort!"
Zhao Qingcang didn't care at all, "Little miracle doctor, Arlin... how long will it take for her face to fully recover?"
The potted plant sat on the chair with its little feet raised.
"My aunt...I have always been a childlike person in business. Aunt Lin's face has been injured for so long and I don't know what kind of medicine she used. Her skin has long been fixed and has extraordinary resistance to foreign objects. Even I The Dabao Essence can only moisturize things without making any sound, but it cannot cure the disease. If you want to completely restore your previous appearance, it will take at least a year or two."
"One or two years?" Uncle Zhao's face froze.
"Why, it's too slow. If it's too slow, why don't you find someone else? I'm not here to serve you anymore!"
Old Zhao suddenly panicked, "No, no, no, little miracle doctor, that's not what I meant. Where in the world can I find a miracle doctor like you who can cure Arlene's face?"
"Hmph!"
Lao Zhao completely transformed into a bitch, with an expression that would probably make even Shan Ye panic when he saw it.
Lao Zhao served a bowl of dog meat.
"Ahem, the little miracle doctor still loves this bite of fairy meat. Well, Xiao Linzi's stew is indeed quite good. Come on, come on, while it's hot, one black, two yellow, three flowers and four white. If you don't know this taste, why do you have five tables and six feasts? Not retreating?"
"kindness."
Potted Plant reservedly took Lao Zhao's bowl and sipped the soup.
The best dog meat itself can show a warm brown-red color. No matter how it is stewed, the meat is tough but not stiff, rotten but not greasy, and has a unique rich aroma.
Especially when it comes to this big pot of stewed meat, almost all the flavor of the meat is melted into the soup.
Before the catastrophe, pay attention to this pot of fragrant broth:
The color of the soup stewed by removing the oil is almost colorless and transparent, which is called clear soup; the color of the soup stewed without removing the oil is brownish-red or orange, which is also called golden soup.
Because dog meat is a hot food, it should not be boiled repeatedly to increase the heat. There is basically no such thing as old soup.
The potted plant was very satisfied with the drink, and its big eyes were bright. Her mood seemed to be much better, she asked,
"Well...what is one black, two yellow, three flowers and four hundred?"
Old Zhao chuckled and said, "Of course I'm talking about dog meat. There are many ways to deal with dog meat...I'm telling you..."
The potted plant groaned, and suddenly a mouthful of soup squirted all over Lao Zhao's head and face, "Dog dog...you said this is dog meat??"
"yes."
The potted plant suddenly collapsed on the chair, and then his eyes turned red, "Damn Iron Rooster, you, you, you really ate Xiaoxue?!"
Lin Chou was simply confused, "What Xiaoxue?"
"That's the Xiaoxue I brought here that day!"
It was okay not to mention it, but Lin Chou's eyebrows immediately knitted together when she mentioned it, but it happened that day she came running over with a husky...
The potted plant burst into tears and said with a choked voice,
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu She has been raised, brought her out to see the world, you, you actually..."
Lin Chou was confused. Are you crying? !
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu , 'Don't bare your teeth and give you delicious food', 'Bite him and give you delicious food', such complicated commands... You, you, you actually... ate it??"
The cry of the potted plant is like a cuckoo crying for blood, the sound is sad and shrill, and the words are pressing and painful.
For a moment, even the Wandering Demon blushed and lowered his head. After all, he was the one who enjoyed the meal just now.
"Do you know that it will be the first alien beast with fighting capabilities tamed by humans in the history of Mingguang? Do you know what kind of price Xiaoxue can sell for?! I can't even afford you if I sell it. Her! My aunt’s dowry depends on her!! Oh oh oh...you pay, you pay me!”
Lin Chou was almost twisted to the waist by a 720-degree Thomas crotch loop, including several people in the small restaurant, all looking shaky.
Lin Chou was afraid that Bonzai would say something crooked again, so he held his forehead.
"Well, Xiaoxue is fine, take it with you and leave quickly!!"
There were still tears in the potted plant's eyes.
The little cherry mouth opened to the limit, as big as a walnut!
"What?"
"Xiaoxue, stay outside in the coconut tree hut to take shelter from the rain. Take your dog and stay out of my sight!!"
The potted plants went away happily, and the clear laughter like wind chimes echoed outside the tavern.
"Ah, Xiaoxue, wuwuwu...it's great that you're okay...it scared me to death...I thought you...hehehehe...are stupid..."
Lin Chou shed a cold sweat on his forehead and said with great disdain,
"Tch, you're a businessman who smells like copper, you're an iron rooster who has eyes for money!"
Xiao Wu, Bodyguard No. 1 and 2, Zhao Qingcang, Wandering Demon and Big Breasted Sister, the scorching eyes of everyone in the room made Lin Chou feel dizzy.
"Ahem, it depends on what I am doing?"
Wu Ke said,
"Brother Lin, everyone has a different face."
Lao Zhao then said,
"A tree is like a skin. As a human being, you can't be shameless and skinless."
"..."
I am open and bright, I am generous!
Lin Chou didn't want to discuss the established facts with these people who were telling lies with their eyes open. It would be a waste of time to say anything to them.
time is money!
"Wait!" Lao Zhao said in surprise, "The dog in this pot is not the dog that was walking outside just now. No wonder it is poisonous!"
Why didn't you just say that you were capable? Where was your dignity and your ferocity - did you let that damn little miracle doctor eat you up?
Lao Zhao suddenly sighed extremely sadly, and the sound made Lin Chou's scalp tingle.
"My poor... Arlene!"
"Aunt Lin, who is yours?"
Lin Chou's heart was already churning. Aunt Lin couldn't be Lao Zhao's wife.
Zhao Qingcang rolled his eyes for a moment, "Little bastard, what can't you learn from other people's gossip?"
"Obviously you were the first..."
"I, what's wrong? Just tell me what's wrong! Bring the card back to me, I'm leaving... Two little bastards, neither one of them will make me worry."
Zhao Qingcang kicked the door open with a bang and walked away with a sideways step.
It's just that back view, no matter how you look at it, it looks a bit rushed.
Lin Chou sneered,
"They pretend to be quite similar, but I have already seen through everything."
The Wandering Demon held the bowl and said, "Why do you see it?"
Lin Chou stretched his voice and said, "Hey, Lao Zhao, you forgot to put on your raincoat!"
A hand quickly reached out from the door, and the coir raincoat hanging on the wall disappeared in an instant.
Lin Chou seemed to be talking to himself and whispered,
"It's the second time."
"Little brat!!!"
However, Lao Zhao did not come back and ran away quickly.
...
Thirty miles away from the Lin family restaurant, Bonzai drove her pink car.
In the passenger seat, a big white dog sat obediently, sticking out its tongue and looking very well-behaved.
Potted Plant patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Xiaoxue, do you think this aunt is powerful or not?"
"Woof!"
"Hmph, the beautiful lady on my left is here to take action, and all the handsome men are in my hands!"
"Woof!"
"Uh-huh!"
A dark shadow flashed past the car like lightning, pulling out a long, empty, waterless corridor in the rain curtain, and even her car staggered along with it.
The potted plant was stunned for a moment, then said angrily after a long time,
"Damn old bastard, you're dead. The price of my aunt's Dabao Essence has increased from this second on."
"Fifty percent, no, twice as much!"
...
The rain outside was getting heavier and heavier, Lin Chou said,
"Brother You, it looks like the rain won't stop for a while. You can spend the night in the pavilion in the yard."
The Wanderer grinned,
"Thank you, Boss Lin."
Wu Ke looked forward to it, "Brother Chou, what about me, Brother Chou."
"You, I haven't confiscated your rental fee for the cabin down there, right?"
Wu Ke shrank his neck and said, "I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now."
His eyes looked at the rain curtain, feeling extremely melancholy.
My two bodyguards will probably burp if they go out into the rain again, and they don’t know when they will recover. They are useless!
After arranging the guests, Lin Chou walked slowly into the rain.
After a while, the system prompts started to refresh.
"Hey, the degree of compatibility with the host increases by 0.0002%."
After half a minute,
"Hey, the degree of compatibility with the host increases by 0.0000015%."
Sometimes two words of text can be refreshed every second, and sometimes it doesn't even move for a minute. The numbers are more or less, and there is no pattern at all.
Although he didn't know what the use of this degree of compatibility was, Lin Chou instinctively believed that no matter what the origin of this damn system was, at least it would not hurt him, and it would indeed bring him extraordinary benefits. Benefits, of course, the higher the degree of fit, the better.
Humans before the catastrophe, when playing online games, didn't they all pay attention to system maintenance and upgrades - there might be upgrade gift packages and the like, oh hehehe!
Lin Chou was thinking to himself, but he saw the fur ball running over from the rain curtain, and was tired in his arms, relaxing the hyphae all over his body, like a plush toy the size of a rubber ball, with fleshy flesh. Whoosh, round and round.
"Jigu, jigu."
The fur ball nuzzled for a while and purred slightly. It looked like he fell asleep.
Lin Chou gently stroked the fur ball. The fur ball rarely showed its true body. It was usually about the size of a tennis ball and covered with hyphae, which was its defensive posture.
"Well, you've grown up so much?"
Lin Chou measured it and found that the fur ball was nearly half the diameter of his elbow.
If it continues like this, won't it turn into a huge ball?
"Hey, the compatibility with the host reaches 1.5%.
The host is requested to continue working hard to complete the tasks released by this system and improve the level of compatibility.
When the compatibility with the host reaches 10%, additional reward tasks will be released. .
When the compatibility with the host reaches 15%, the system maintenance module will be enabled and new system functions will be unlocked. "
"etc!"
Lin Chou muttered in his mind, "Damn it, system, you don't seem to have issued any tasks to improve the level of compatibility, right?"
"Stupid lower primates, of course this system has issued such tasks. Because the host completes the tasks extremely slowly and is extremely inactive, this system has canceled the issuance of such tasks."
Well, Lin Chou said, his attempt to muddle through failed.
"So, can we release the compatibility mission now?"
"Hey, the host's performance in completing the fitness task has greatly disappointed this system. This system has decided to increase the release level of such tasks by one level.
When the system, host, and tavern level are at level 2, compatibility tasks will continue to be released. "
Lin Chou was at level zero at first, and after completing an initial mission, he was instantly promoted to level one. This was still fresh in his memory, and he grasped the key points in an instant.
"How to increase the level?"
Yellow letters,
"Stupid lower primates, hot chickens whose brains are filled with guinea fowl dung, and miserable carbon-based monkeys who were abandoned by their ex-girlfriends. If you ask such questions again, this system will severely punish you. Damn it!"
"Ahem, why don't you tell me first this time?"
"Hey, if you complete the only mission of Hexi for ten years, you can upgrade the system level one."
MMP, it’s another damn ten years in Hexi, and it’s that crappy dish that can’t be sold at all, and behind it is Lin Chou who only has ten months left to live!
"Beep beep beep beep system, beep beep beep beep MMP."
Damn it, the system obviously failed to grasp the key point of MMP, and it was missed.
Lin Chou felt a little secretly happy and proud, and then he began to hate himself again. Lin Chou, Lin Chou, are you satisfied like this?
No, how is that possible!
I, Lin Chou, am a man who wants to be the God of Cooking in the apocalypse. Of course I cannot bear such an insult!
So he was so angry that his Dantian and tongue were like lotuses, and he yelled with all his strength,
"..."
The Wandering Demon got into the pavilion and was about to rest. He was startled and looked at Lin Chou with a hesitant look.
For a long time,
"Um, Boss Lin, are you in a bad mood? How about... let's play a game of billiards and I'll play with you?"
Lin Chou felt discouraged and said, "No need."
Wu Ke, who was standing at the door and looking around, shouted,
"I know how to play, how about a bet?"
The Wandering Demon became interested, "What are you betting on?"
Wu Ke glanced at his unsatisfactory bodyguard No. 1 and 2 and gritted his teeth.
"If I win, you can send me back to my den at the foot of the mountain. If I lose, I'll treat you to tomorrow's breakfast!"
The wandering demon scratched his head,
"I'm very good at eating."
"You must defeat me first!"
Classmate Xiao Wu had already made a small calculation. What would happen if he lost? Lin Chou was too lazy to do anything. Breakfast was either steamed buns or salt-baked chicken. If he ate it again, would he be able to eat it to death?
"A gentleman's words."
"It's hard to chase a horse!"
