Lucky...uh...mascot...uh...
Lin Chou returned to the tavern with his hair standing on end and put the little sheep away.
If you ride this thing regularly, you may not even be able to save your scalp.
"Lin...boss...boss..."
? ? ?
Lin Chou looked around and finally saw a weak-looking student Xiao Wu on the lawn.
"What are you looking for lying there?"
Xiao Wu rolled his eyes, dusted himself off and got up from the ground.
What do you mean you are looking for something? Didn’t you see that the undergraduate research institute was acting out a handsome and sick guy who was about to starve to death?
Blind?
"Boss Lin, Brother Chou, you are my brother, please get some food! I beg you, I'm going to die!"
"...."
Two bodyguards with black and gray faces came out from behind Xiao Wu, silently announcing that researcher Wu's twenty-seventh "Uncertain substances produced by the reaction of organic matter with various catalysts in the initially closed metal container have a negative impact on organic life." The large-scale experiment on "whether there are toxic side effects in the human body" came to an end without any problem.
Lin Chou said that his heart was very tired, and fundamentally speaking, he did not plan to open business today.
Xiao Wu hugged Lin Chou's thigh and cried miserably, with tears streaming down his face.
"Brother, you are my real brother. Brother, please save me! I really don't want to try charcoal grilled meat again. I will die, really, really die, and you don't want to see me the next day. There is a corpse lying at the door, right? It would affect the feng shui!"
The two bodyguards finally took out their hands behind their backs, each holding a wooden stick with a lump of objects strung on it. It was pitch black and a strange smell like burnt feathers wafted from time to time.
"Wu Ke, this is the authentic way to make Langshan beggar's chicken. How can we call it charcoal-grilled charcoal meat? Although the appearance is not perfect, the taste is quite authentic! You'd better try it again. The craftsmanship of our brothers Those who have been influenced by Boss Lin have made great progress... Moreover, even if you starve for a week or two, you won't die. Boss Lin has only been out for a day..."
Xiao Wu’s tears really came down.
"Although I have never been out of the base city as an undergraduate researcher, I am a serious intellectual who has been influenced by the white deer shooting in the snow. Shouldn't the beggar's chicken be buried in the soil? Also, that chicken, why? Why is there still hair on it?"
"..."
"Wu Ke, don't you understand this? This is to ensure the freshness of the food, just that..."
"roll!"
Researcher Wu's eyes were red, and she screamed like a girl, ready to fight with all her might if she disagreed.
"Who are you calling a fool?"
The two bodyguards chatted, "Wu Ke, we are doing this for your own good. If you don't have enough to eat, how can you have the strength to work... Your report task today has not been completed yet. The superiors will blame us and deduct our bonuses." of!"
"Go to hell with the bonus! I quit, I want to eat, and eat delicious food!"
Lin Chou didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Wasn't this really a tragic drama staged by three people colluding?
Looking at the bunch of beggar's chickens, with half-burnt feathers hanging on them - and a few obvious tooth marks, Lin Chou also shuddered.
"Ahem, then come in, turn on the fire, and cook."
"real?"
Classmate Xiao Wu blinked his eyes, with sincere joy in his eyes.
"Heh." Lin Chou smiled bitterly, "Can this be true?"
Xiao Wu simply let go of Lin Chou's thigh and shouted at the top of his lungs,
"Let's start cooking. The undergraduate research institute has succeeded. You all need to hand over your share of the money!"
The doors of several wilderness chariots parked in the yard opened at the same time, and dozens of people jumped out of each vehicle and rushed to the dining room.
"My Wu Ke is amazing."
"I admire you."
"Wu Ke's acting skills are so superb that I thought I would have to go to bed hungry after a busy day."
When I passed Xiao Wu, I didn't forget to pat him on the shoulder and put a green source crystal ticket into Xiao Wu's hand.
"Good afternoon, Boss Lin. Here are two salt-baked chickens."
"A toothy wolf sashimi."
“Two cages of lite Buryat buns.”
"Well, I want to eat big chunks of stewed Black Mountain wild boar."
Lin Chou had a lawsuit on his head. Was he fooled? !
Mmp, why didn't you show up when I was about to take a ride back to the base city? Why did you all come out of some nook and cranny now? !
Lin Chou looked at Xiao Wu with hesitant eyes. Would it be better to break off his back molar, fry it with devil pepper and put it back on him, or to just send him to see Uncle Einstein with a frying pan?
Xiao Wu has long been familiar with Lin Chou's character. To put it in layman's terms, undergraduate researchers can tell at a glance that you are a loser.
Hanging silk, after all, you can't escape the fatal blow from fate.
"Boss Lin, please serve fifty jars of three-color snake wine! Brothers are returning in triumph today, hahaha."
"Well?"
Lin Chou immediately put Xiao Wu behind. This is big business!
"Wutou, hurry up and show Boss Lin what good things we got. Boss Lin is happy to give everyone extra food!"
Boss Wu didn't show any pretense. He turned around and ordered his younger brother to go back to the car and carry two extra-large alloy cages with a mesh of no more than three millimeters.
Lin Chou took a closer look and saw that the two large cages contained a cage full of black-tipped snakes, and at least a dozen of them were rare sword-spine black-tipped snakes!
"I want all these snakes!"
Lin Chou waved his hand. He was just wondering where to get the talent for a dragon-tiger fight, and now he was delivered to his door.
"Where did you get it?"
Mr. Wu scratched his head and laughed.
"A few days ago, I was at Mr. Lin's place. I met an awesome man wearing a big fur coat. He was so fierce. He almost knocked down dozens of us. After a fight, he told us He couldn't get it by himself... There were so many snakes in the Snake Valley. This morning, everyone went to get them together. One stroke.”
Big fur?
"Is that person called the Wandering Demon?"
"Yes, yes, do you know Boss Lin?"
"Hey, that Wandering Demon actually trusted us. He handed the snake over to us and walked into the wilderness by himself. He's really a great guy. I think he must have at least a fourth-level strength."
A group of people were served again. Lin Chou was in a good mood, and soon served food to a group of people one by one.
Xiao Wu looked at it babblingly,
"Lin, Brother Lin, where is my food?"
"Huh? Go out, turn left, face northwest, and wait."
Xiao Wu said oh and turned around obediently to wait at the door.
I thought that Brother Lin was really vindictive. Even though he was subjected to corporal punishment, the undergraduate researchers were not allowed to eat in the room.
But it doesn't matter, there is also a pavilion outside.
After standing for a long time, there was no movement in the room, so Xiao Wu turned around and shouted into the room,
"Brother Lin, where is my food?"
Lin Chou squinted his eyes and smiled,
"Haven't you already eaten?"
"What??"
Wutouer chuckled and opened his big mouth with half of his front teeth missing.
"Wu Ke, does the northwest wind taste good?"
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