The weird-looking beast brought back by Shen Feng and Bald Head was about ten meters long, with long brown spikes densely covered on its back.
The spikes on the back of the buttocks are concentrated and long. The thorns alone are more than two meters long. They are very ferocious and terrifying. The short tail hanging down is completely covered by the spikes and cannot be seen.
Lin Chou said, "Isn't this a porcupine? Where did you get it? The porcupine meat is quite delicious."
Shen Feng chuckled, "Brother Lin, you are wrong. This thing is not a porcupine."
Lin Chou walked around it twice, "It has a bear face, a pig body, a huge nose, a short stature, and legs as thick as four pillars. This is nothing but a porcupine."
Shen Feng stretched out his hand and pulled off a long spike. The spike was spindle-shaped, and it could be seen that it was hollow and had some vertical lines on it.
"Haha, the hunters were also deceived when they first discovered this thing. Look at its spikes. The spikes of a porcupine are standard spindle-shaped and round... But in fact, its spikes are three-dimensional. It’s ribbed, and the patterns on it can easily cause visual dislocation.”
Lin Chou took the spike in his hand and looked at it, "Then what exactly is this thing?"
Shen Feng smiled proudly, "When encountering danger, this thing can retract its spikes by half the distance. After shrinking, it turns into six-sided striped scales, and then digs a hole in the ground to escape at an extremely fast speed. It will rarely happen in its life." When it moved on the ground, it looked like a pangolin and a porcupine. Later, the scientific research institute simply named it a porcupine."
Is it really a fake porcupine?
The bald man said impatiently, "Boss Shen is talking a lot of nonsense. Hurry up and ask Boss Lin to make something to eat!"
Shen Feng shrugged.
Lin Chou lowered his body and touched the porcupine's quillless muscles, "The texture is pretty good..."
"Ouch!!"
The porcupine suddenly jumped more than two meters high, let out a piercing scream and jumped up - this thing is not dead yet!
The spikes all over its body exploded, making the porcupine look more than twice as big.
Shen Feng suddenly became angry. This is so embarrassing. A zero-level bug has been pretending to be dead under its nose for so long?
He casually picked up a pear blossom pile next to the car and threw it out.
"MMP, you've gone against the grain, and you still dare to pretend to be dead and lie to me?"
The pear flower pile was five meters long and weighed at least dozens of kilograms. Shen Feng threw it casually, making a scream that ripped through the air.
"Duang."
The pear blossom stake penetrated along the porcupine's anus and made a strange sound. Bai Qiongshou and Shan Ye couldn't help but tighten their legs.
"Ouch!!"
The porcupine let out the most pitiful howl in the history of pig life, and the pear blossom pile made a metallic buzzing sound. The porcupine's belly seemed to be stuffed with a litter of piglets, rolling up and down, and half of its body had sharp spikes. Sharp arrows were shot in all directions, making a buzzing sound as they shot through the air. Balls of blood and internal organs spurted out from the mouth and fell down.
When a certain bald man was busy comprehending how painful a porcupine's anus must be, a huge black shadow knocked him to the ground.
The bald head fell with a "thud" sound, as if he didn't know it, because the pain somewhere in his body had completely overwhelmed this insignificant feeling.
The bald man lay on the ground and turned around tremblingly, only to see that damn porcupine spreading its legs and sitting on his butt in a special herringbone shape.
"Ouch..."
"Help, help...help me...ouch...boss, help me...butt, ahhhh..."
"puff...."
Shan Ye squirted, "Wow ha ha ha..."
"The best in the world in the anus-making department... hahaha... there's nothing wrong with it!"
It took everyone's combined efforts to lift the porcupine down - mainly because they were too exhausted from laughing.
The noble buttocks of the bald man were covered in blood, and his trousers were full of tiny holes poked by sharp spikes. It was a miserable sight.
"Aw...I am useless...Aw...your mother!!"
Shen Feng scratched his head,
"Well, brother, don't worry, if you have a bad relationship... your wife is my wife, Master Shen promises to nourish you... ahem, take good care of her like a flower, don't worry. ....We are evolvers, so if everything is gone we can grow it again, let alone just poke a few small holes, don’t be discouraged, just be a little watering can for a few days and you’ll be fine!”
The bald man screamed and cursed,
"Shen Feng, what the fuck, uncle, your bald grandfather and you are at odds with each other!!"
"..."
This was such a sudden butt that crushed someone's soul. In the end, the bald man stopped screaming and fell into deathly silence on the ground, like a corpse.
"Isn't this child stupid... It hurts so much, I guess it's all broken into a sieve, right?"
"Haha..." Uncle Huang laughed for a while, coughed seriously, and held it back, "Old Shen, you go and clean up the trouble you caused. There are magic plant essence and trauma red medicine in the car. Find someone else." Let’s clean up the bald spot.”
Shen Feng's head shook like a rattle,
"I'm telling you, I won't go even if you kill me. If this news gets out, will my old Shen still have his face? I'm wiping the butt of a big old man. You can think of it, why don't you go?" "
Master Shan made a sound, "Is it my fault? Why should I go?"
"How about Mr. Bai..."
Bai Qiong tilted his head to the ground, losing all the energy he had in fighting for the spoon, "I'm even seriously injured myself!"
"Nonsence!"
Everyone just watched in silence as blood gushed out from the small fountain on the bald buttocks, with melancholy and frowning eyes.
After a while, Yanzi blushed, gritted his teeth, took the medicine and left with his bald head.
The bald man panicked, "Yan, Yanzi, what are you doing?"
"Asshole, shut up!"
There was a crisp "pop" sound, and a five-finger mountain was covered on the bald face.
"What the hell...how about...should I do it myself?"
"Shut up!"
"Snapped!"
...
Bai Qiong turned over and sat up, counting on his fingers, "Dahuang, who got married last time, and how many people did we follow?"
"Get out of here, my uncle's white rabbit. Just call me Grandpa Dashan. You're welcome...880,000 yuan."
After wrenching his fingers for a long time, Bai Qiong sighed and said viciously,
"All the hard work, smelly clothes, old socks, underwear, etc. are all left to this grandson to wash...I will pay you a fortune!"
It's rare that Mr. Shan doesn't feel sorry for the circulation point.
"Hey, it's fun this time. What do you want Zheng Huai to say?"
Shen Feng bared his teeth,
"What do you want to explain? I already disliked that prude old boy. Do you understand free love? Why do you still want to buy and sell by force?"
Everyone praised it.
As an old saying goes, no one can hold back when a long drought comes with a sudden burst of rain.
Everyone firmly believes that these two happy enemies, who have been at each other's throats for more than ten years, are really going to spark something this time. If not, there will be a bunch of bald heads next year.
No matter how stupid that bald guy is, he can still let the duck fly?
Stalking and playing scoundrels is an easy thing to do if you have the skills.
Shan Ye pinched his orchid fingers with a coy look on his face, his eyes wandered, he spoke in a soft voice, and spoke in a conceited tone.
"After seeing Grandpa Bald's butt, Yan Zi, you will be responsible for the Lun family~!"
