Qinshan Martial Arts School has always adhered to the principle of maximizing profits. Not only did it charge fees for invitations and stalls, but even the amount of fines was several times the standard of the base city.
Regarding students, it is an old method to stimulate students' sense of competition through prizes and credits. A two-pronged approach will ensure that a group of children will not take the bait.
The school, which didn't even bother to arrange seats, actually built such a luxurious shed specifically for the students performing the program. The amount of bleeding was comparable to that of a certain aunt.
The internal area of the temporary shed is at least several thousand square meters, and it is divided into various regional rooms to allow students and guests to prepare for the anniversary party.
Through dozens of sets of speakers, the speech delivered by the principal of Qinshan Martial Arts School on the stage was clear, sonorous and powerful. The content of the speech was vivid and vivid, showing the past and present. The big-name guests and officials of the base city who were braving the hot air in the audience were moved. Sweat poured down my face.
Backstage, a group of children ranging in age from 12 to 13 years old gathered in a partitioned hut and turned a deaf ear to this.
Qin Sheng was the older one and had just returned from Lin Chou.
After the fat principal finished his speech, the first program was his.
However, based on past experience, this fat man will basically turn into a quantum state after getting the microphone. No matter how rich your knowledge is, you can't calculate when he will step down.
Qin Sheng roared, "Where are the tigers? Who saw the two tigers?"
A group of people looked at each other and silently gave Qin Sheng an answer.
Qin Sheng is very loyal, especially to this naughty kid from his family who is younger than him.
You don’t want the credits for such an important program? How can this be done!
"Find it for me! Hurry, hurry up, hurry up! You will be on stage in a while, do you know..."
The group of friends dispersed in obedience. Half a minute later, there were sounds of banging, opening and closing of doors, kicking of doors, sounds of things breaking, and a woman's frightened scream.
Qin Sheng patted his forehead and sighed like an adult, "You can't teach a child!"
The door opened, and Qin Erhu walked in with a friend supporting him.
"Er Huzi, where have you gone?"
Erhu said aggrievedly, "I didn't run away, it's Calabash Baby... This kid insists on going home to his mother to drink milk..."
Qin Sheng had a severe headache. He looked at Calabash Baby with a bruised nose and swollen face. There were two strips of clear mucus on his face, "What's going on?"
Erhu pushed the calabash baby, and the calabash baby Gulu, who was pretending to be dead, opened his eyes, "Wow... I want to drink milk... I want to find my mother..."
The corner of Qin Sheng's mouth twitched, "Huzi, is Sniffle Baby really only one year younger than you?"
This is more than one year younger. Who can believe it?
The calabash baby should be crying and squirting milk at the same time in his mother's arms...
Erhu scratched his head with his silver-white right hand that was undergoing alienation, and electric sparks flickered.
"Uh... I was sure before, but now I'm not so sure..."
Qin Sheng asked, "Then how did he get this injury?"
Calabash Baby said aggrievedly, "I want to drink milk. I'm so hungry for the baby... There was a cow on the roadside, so I followed it. It didn't look very happy, very unhappy... But I helped it. I’m done milking...my mother is very happy when I drink her milk..."
(Stop, stop, stop, we’ve crossed the line!)
Also, where did the cows in TM school come from?
Qin Sheng laughed so much that he almost fell to the ground, "You mean, you, a guy who was about to complete his first alienation, were...beaten by a cow?"
A snot bubble appeared on Calabash's nose. "It was very good at first. When I held its only nipple and milked it, it struggled like crazy... Its milk is so big, there must be a lot of it." Milk, milk tastes good, very sweet... Wow... I want to go home to my mother, I want to drink milk..."
"What did you say?? One breast..."
Qin Sheng and Erhu shouted at the same time, dripping with cold sweat.
Calabash Baby was startled, looked at the two friends weakly, and explained in confusion, "It's just one...so big that I have to use two hands..."
"Stop! Stop!" Qin Sheng's face turned green, "Stop, don't discuss this topic again!"
Erhu: "Ugh..."
Calabash Baby was startled and rushed over to help Erhu, "Brother Erhu, what's wrong with you??"
Qin Erhu fired a powerful volley, and Calabash Baby's small body, no taller than his waist, instantly flew to the corner and smashed into a pile of cardboard boxes, causing pieces to fly everywhere.
Qin Erhu breathed a sigh of relief and looked weak, "It's so dangerous..."
Qin Sheng looked at this family member and murmured, "That box contains the props for our performance..."
"Uh, I guess so..."
Qin Sheng was helpless, "Forget it, I don't have much use for those broken wooden boards anyway."
"boom!"
The door was pushed open with great force, and a group of disheveled seniors, carrying Qin Sheng's friends, crowded angrily at the door, their beautiful arms and white legs dizzying.
"Qin Sheng!"
"Boy Qin, did you do this on purpose?"
A tall and pretty senior sister rushed up and pinched Qin Sheng's ears, causing a 180-degree turn.
"Qin Sheng, you little pervert, your boss is so old that you actually instruct a bunch of brats to do such a thing, break into the women's locker room? You can't think of that!"
Qin Sheng yelled, "It hurts, it hurts...Senior, I was wrong. You are my dear senior, dear sister. It really wasn't me who did it. They came to find Calabash Baby..."
"You still dare to quibble?"
"Sister Qingqing, don't talk nonsense to this little pervert, let's go find Xia Yu and let Xia Yu hang him directly on the flagpole!"
Qin Sheng was so frightened that he said, "No, no, no, ladies, it's okay if I was wrong. I apologize. I'll treat you tonight... Eat, drink, and make up as much as you like!"
"That's pretty much it..."
As the seniors returned home after their victory, Qin Sheng chirped, "Well, what a happy day..."
Erhu scratched his head, "Qin Sheng, you know them...don't think the school borrowed the seniors for the anniversary celebration so as not to be embarrassed, right?"
Senior sister can also borrow it?
Qin Sheng hates that iron cannot be made into steel, "I told you to take more professional classes and stop practicing hard in the dormitory and training ground, but you just didn't listen. You don't have to spend a lot of good youth to date senior sisters... When you reach ten You can’t get married at the age of eight, and all kinds of taxes will make you exhausted and doubtful about your life!”
Erhu was startled, "Quake the money?"
"Otherwise, what do you think? Even your brother Sheng and I may not be able to withstand the tax deduction in the third year. You are still too young."
...
Lin Chou was busy at the stall when he suddenly heard a few aggrieved "moo" sounds.
The ball-shaped cow and the ball hanging on the back had scattered hair, and they plunged into Lin Chou's arms.
"Moo."
"Jigujigu!"
Lin Chou could sense the grievances in their hearts, especially Mao Niu. Not only were all kinds of grievances, fears and other emotions directly transmitted to Lin Chou's heart, but even the two pairs of small black eyes were filled with tears.
Damn it, who the fuck bullied me!
