Suddenly someone said,
"I really want to have a bowl!"
"Three million a bowl, cash on delivery."
"Fuck..."
"Can't afford to eat? Sorry, walk slowly and don't pay attention to the car."
After Shen Daru finished eating the meat swallow, he held the noodle bowl as if he were holding his beloved one, and stood in the corner without saying a word, utterly alone.
Qin Wuyong stepped forward and looked at the remaining swallow skin on the chopping board, "Um, Boss Lin, do you still want to make this meat swallow?"
Lin Chou said matter-of-factly, "Do it, why not do it? Wasting food is the biggest original sin."
These words were said to Qin Wuyong's heart. He has always regarded this sentence as a wise saying, "Bring me one bowl...no, two bowls!...The price will not still be three million a bowl." Bar?"
"....Three hundred, not ten thousand."
The onlookers were stunned. Yes, the charlatan wants to spend 3 million to eat a bowl of wontons. Does he have any relationship with them?
Three hundred and one bowl? Just the meat that has been pounded for three hours is worth the price.
"I want..."
"Give me two bowls!"
"I also want."
The pork swallow skins that Lin Chou pounded were only four large sheets with a diameter of two meters. The finished product was only a few hundred bowls, and it was quickly sold out.
Those who came late and were slow could not help but feel a little sad.
This thing that other people can eat for three million circulation points can now be tasted for three hundred points, but I haven’t tasted it? Just because you're late?
How can this work!
So Lin Chou's freshly steamed fifteen-long steamed buns were divided up in an instant, and he couldn't eat the meat buns. The meat buns looked good.
Xia Yuxi smiled happily and kept taking notes. Well, there are good things like sharing a share and getting prizes from the school...
Qin Wuyong quickly took a meat swallow into his mouth, regardless of how hot it was, and dutifully began to dictate to his audience,
"Well... it's very hot... the swallow skin is very elastic after entering the mouth, like a thin rib texture, but not as hard as the mouth. After biting down, you can feel the swallow skin being absorbed in the mouth. It broke open slightly and made a soft popping sound... There was a slight bit of soup, some fresh fish meat, well, more of the aroma of wild vegetables, very full, the graininess of the water chestnuts was very full, crispy and fresh sweet..."
“It can be said that the Taipingyan has a very rich taste, soft and crispy, fresh and delicious, just like a bird’s nest.”
"Anyway..."
...
Here Shen Daru came to Lin Chou. The expression on his face was whether he was crying or laughing. He bowed deeply and said, "Mr. Lin, thank you very much."
"If it weren't for you, I might never be able to taste this taste in my life."
"Please accept this card."
"I'm leaving now. I'll definitely visit you someday."
Drops, "Congratulations to the host, you have successfully completed the sudden challenge with an IQ below the passing line. This system has decided to mercifully reward the host with a low-level lottery opportunity."
I just want to know, what is the passing line for IQ?
This is not over yet,
Drop, "Achievements achieved: Ten Thousand People Are Not Improper, the dishes prepared by the host have received a total of 10,000 satisfaction and praises, all attributes +10, and an intermediate lottery chance."
Perhaps because he had been holding grudges for too long, Lin Chou could no longer hold back his wild words.
"What does the inappropriateness of ten thousand men have to do with the satisfaction and praise of ten thousand people?"
Wow, "This system thinks this name is quite expressive."
"Six Taoists and Three Strategies are all capable, and ten thousand people cannot be brave enough. This is the original intention. Your knowledge reserve is too lacking, a black-hearted system."
"Stupid lower primates! This system..."
Lin Chou thought, "I have a question to ask!"
"Excuse me!!"
If the system had teeth, it would surely bite and cut by now.
Lin Chou asked seriously, "How do you translate the three obediences and the four virtues?"
"The three obediences refer to obedience to the father before marrying, to the husband when married, and to the son after the death of the husband. The four virtues refer to a woman's virtue, a woman's words, a woman's appearance, and a woman's merits. Please don't ask this system about childish questions like this in the future. This is right. Insult of superior intelligence, thank you.”
"No, no, no, you are wrong."
"The logical thinking ability of this system is very rigorous, and the explanation of the three obediences and the four virtues is without deviation."
"Three Obeys and Four Virtues means that only three or four people will obey you."
"..." The system's red text was refreshed, "This system rejects this meaningless wrangling. It makes no sense."
"Well, you also know that it makes no sense? Please refer to Wan Fu Bu Bu for the source of this explanation."
System red letter,
"Fuck!"
After a long silence, the yellow text was refreshed, "Should we use the low-level and intermediate-level lottery numbers respectively?"
"use."
"Low-level lottery, blue, prize: a set of tables and chairs specially designed for iceberg ironwood arm wrestling."
"Iceberg ironwood tables and chairs are made from whole ironwood trees that have grown in ancient mountains for thousands of years. They are extremely hard and cold throughout the body.
Use this set of tables and chairs to do arm wrestling, eliminating the trouble of sweating profusely. It is ergonomically designed and has a suitable angle, making it easier to exert force.
Additional special effects: Completely eliminate related arm injuries.
The customers are worry-free, the boss is at ease, and so are you and me.
It has been debugged in the small hall and can be used with confidence. "
"Intermediate lottery, orange, prize: an ancient cold iron mine.
It has been automatically generated in Yanhui Mountain at the foot of the small hall. "
"...."
Lin Chou couldn't help but scold her. Damn it, this stupid system is too vindictive.
I gave him a little sheep last time, but this time I just gave him a few iron lumps. I'm a cook, so what's the use of a bunch of broken iron ore?
There is also a special table for arm wrestling, Lin Chou simply can't complain about it.
"Wow..."
At this moment, the crowd suddenly stood up.
It turned out that the stage in the center of the square had been set up, and the staff of Qinshan Martial Arts School were moving various equipment upwards, including loudspeakers, projections, etc.
The reason for the crowd's uproar was that a pink car drove into a large makeshift shed behind the stage.
"Everyone Bai, everyone Bai is here!"
Someone shouted, and then the crowd in the square began to gather towards the stage.
For a time, dust flew everywhere and the crowd surged. Many ordinary people were pushed to the ground and screamed, and even the stalls were overturned.
Just as he was about to witness a human tragedy, a voice came from the speaker,
"Everyone, please be patient. I'm a very timid slave."
Lin Chou looked awe-inspiring, as if facing a formidable enemy.
Everyone was silent, like a spring breeze.
Even the fiercest person in the fight has now become a humble gentleman.
"Hey, please invite this friend first. I'm tall, so I can see you if I stand behind you."
"You go first, I can squeeze in whenever I can."
"You first."
"you first!"
"..."
"Damn it, I told you to go first, so why don't you..."
Okay, let's start a fight...
Master Shan cleared his throat, "Oh! Good fight, slap him in the face...yes!"
"Well, this punch is authentic, skinny boy, you are stupid, fight back, the black tiger takes out the heart, the monkey steals the peach, and the two springs reflect the moon!"
As soon as Mr. Shan's voice came out, the sound shook the world.
"Qinshan Martial Arts School is a great place, listen to what I tell you."
"If you are beaten, please go out through the west gate and go to the police station where the incident occurred."
"If your clothes are broken, please go out of Zhengdong Gate, East Market Clothing Wholesale Center."
"If you are injured or have a knocked out tooth, please go out of the small north door and a private veteran Chinese medicine practitioner will provide you with attentive service."
"If you are killed, just carry it out the back door of Qinshan. Mingguang Funeral Home welcomes you. Well, I also have the incineration coupons of a master who has been working for decades. They are given at a cheap price. The most considerate thing is that you don't have to worry about the aftermath at all. One-stop full service package You are satisfied!".
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