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I would like to express my gratitude to my first grandmaster, Messy Four Seasons Ten Thousand Rewards. I would like to congratulate him with this chapter. Look at my mouth movements. Thank you to this gay guy from GR. )
Shen Daru took some instant noodles and found a willow pavilion outside to sit down.
The two big men who were bodyguards sat directly on the ground, each waiting for the salt-baked chicken they ordered. Seeing that the fruit was fresh, they picked two and took a few bites.
Mr. Shen, whose full name is Shen Daru, is a very elegant name.
He took out a small purple sand stove from his bag and took out a bag of pine cones.
This pine cone is gray in color and black in color, the size of a baby's fist, with golden pine nuts growing evenly in the gaps, and it actually has a slight fragrance.
Shen Daru nodded, his heart still as calm as a sailor's butterfly piercing flowers, he quickly and elegantly pinched out the pine nuts one by one with small silver tweezers and placed them in a small purple sand dish.
"Ding."
"Ding."
"Ding."
The rhythm is soothing and lively.
After tweezing several pine cones, a small mountain of pine nuts was piled up. After-dinner snacks were prepared.
Shen Daru nodded again with satisfaction, breathed a sigh of relief, and said calmly, "Quiet mind, quiet room."
Put three pine cones into a small purple sand furnace and ignite them with bronze flint. When the green smoke subsides slightly, put a crucible on the furnace and let the crucible burn slightly.
Two plastic water bottles were taken out from the bag, with a circle of wrapping paper around them, and two unclear characters "奷?" vaguely written on them.
"That's a lot... not much..."
"It's a pity. Your Majesty said that there are only twenty-four bottles of Evian Mineral Spring. Alas, I have to save some..."
"The taste of the world is pure joy...good things...don't always exist..."
Shen Daru couldn't help but sigh, completely immersed in his own world.
After adding one and one-third bottles of water, Shen Daru put the remaining mineral water away, put it into the bag, patted it again, and felt relieved.
He fanned the water vapor in the crucible with his hand, lowered his head and sniffed, "As expected of your Majesty, this is the best water before the catastrophe. With more than two hundred years of history, this smell is so sweet."
A big man from the bodyguard took a mouthful of fragrant red beans and sprayed the ground with residue and saliva.
Shen Daru frowned, but he didn't know what to say.
After all, he had to rely on these two people to protect him in the wilderness, and usually, these two bodyguards helped him solve problems and made great contributions.
Burning the harp and boiling the crane, I just have to be patient with this situation.
The two big bodyguards also consciously stayed away from him. The boss in this state had better not make himself uncomfortable, otherwise his salary and bonus would be deducted.
As soon as the water came out, Shen Daru took out the green vegetables from the small dish that Lin Chou gave him, put them into the crucible and blanched them three times before taking them out.
Pour half of the water into the noodle bowl, close the wrapping paper, and put the crucible back on the small pine cone stove.
The timer started, "Well, as I get older, I should forget the steps your Majesty has given me. Well... ok..."
Shen Daru poured out the water in the noodle bowl, put in the cabbage buns, lightly blanched the sauce buns in hot water, squeezed them into the noodle bowl, and stirred with chopsticks.
The stirring technique is extremely rigorous, stir it up high, drop it down low, and whisper in your mouth,
"Your Majesty's Words"
"The noodles will be cooked through in three minutes,"
"But when it is about to be revealed,"
"He's the most elastic,"
"Time is the enemy of the face,"
"Time is too thin,"
"The fingertips are too wide,"
"And perfection only exists for a moment,"
"The face of this second and the face of the next,"
"They are two completely different bowls."
"Alas, Shen is ashamed of the state of your Majesty... That is the state..."
Finally, put the thin slices of beef into a bowl in a fan shape and garnish with green vegetables.
Shen Daru raised his hands above his head, folded them on his forehead, stretched out the index and middle fingers of his hands, curled up the other knuckles hard, closed his eyes and recited devoutly, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for giving me real food. You're welcome, Daru." .”
After a long time, Shen Daru opened his eyes, folded his right leg over his left leg, and began to shake seriously.
"I'm getting older. I can't even do the most standard and pious posture for eating instant noodles as your Majesty said. I don't have much time left to live!"
Picking up chopsticks, "Xilihulu."
"I've been putting up with you for a long time!" A loud shout came from the crowd.
Under the stunned gazes of the two bodyguards, a big boot that seemed to exude green mist hit Shen Daru on the back of the head.
"Snapped."
"Paji."
Two sounds in a row.
Shen Daru plunged headlong into the noodle bowl. His face expanded, crushed, and flattened the noodle bowl. The curved instant noodles splashed along the table, forming some kind of abstract circle.
There was silence.
"Wa hahaha..."
"Fuck! Fuck!"
"Greetings, Mrs. Xie, who has taken off your shoes? Even the fragrant red beans can't cover up the stench! It's simply unspeakable!"
The palm of Shen Daru's hand that was propped on the table twitched twice like chicken claws, and his whole body slumped motionless.
The two big bodyguards looked at each other. First they looked sad, and then they couldn't hold it any longer.
"puff!"
"Ha ha ha ha....."
Their laughter joined the crowd and echoed throughout the hillside.
In the small restaurant, Lin Chou poked his head out of the kitchen and handed out twelve salt-baked chickens, "What's going on? This laughter is a bit permeable??"
"Oh, boss, you are busy, don't worry about it, maybe those guys outside are starving!"
"Who the hell, leave some for me? You haven't seen meat in several years?"
"roll!"
"Boss Lin, add another plate of peanuts and a jar of wine!"
Lin Chou responded, "Chi Zhi, Chi Zhi serves wine!"
Chi Zhi walked out of the backyard, yelled, picked up the wine jar and put it on the man's table with a bang.
"Your wine, and get my money by the way."
The man smiled and said, "Hey, this is your money, boss lady."
Chi Zhi snorted coldly, "What do you mean, boss lady?"
The man opened his eyes wide and looked astonished, "Don't tell me Boss Lin won't even give you a title? Alas, people's hearts are not as good as they used to be in the world... I sympathize with you! Boss lady, look at me. I have also recruited a large group of brothers to lead a hunting team. We need strength and ability and money. Have you considered changing the boss?"
Chi only clenched his fists, and everyone in the dining room could feel that the air seemed to be slightly stagnant.
"Stupid, filthy male creature, put away your fragile self-esteem and poor one-liners, otherwise, I will personally tear apart your thigh bone and offer it to the Blood God as a toothpick."
Chi only turned and left.
Everyone in the dining room suddenly exploded.
"Hahahahaha, damn, grandpa is laughing so hard."
"Hmph~ Fish-lipped, dirty male creature~! Hmph!"
"Ha ha ha ha...."
Even the man who was scolded as a clay sculpture laughed and fell under the table. It took him a long time to get up, "Fuck, I just understand why Boss Lin is so lucky... Boss Lin is so generous. It’s so broad...the taste is so tricky..."
"Hey, that's nonsense, the boss lady obviously has a broad mind!"
"More than just vast, I heard that before the catastrophe, there was a legendary peak named: Taimurraya! I think it's the perfect word to describe the landlady."
"What a strange name!"
"It's weird, it sounds like I'm on fire."
Lin Chou tinkered with the oven, "What's going on outside?"
Chi Zhi looked unhappy, "It's just a bunch of brainless male goblins."
"Bear...goblin...? What is that thing? Can it be used as food?"
Chi Zhi smiled and said, "The meat is sexy, the belly is full of dirty semen, and the brain is full of liquid, what do you think?"
Lin Chou nodded, "That's a bit miserable. A creature that can't make food, I seriously despise it."
"Um."
Chi nodded seriously, a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes.
