Lin Chou rested very early last night. He had been out for a few days and suffered serious injuries. He came back and cooked a big meal for three hundred people. He was about to complete the system's tasks. He was exhausted both physically and mentally. I went up to my home tree and slept deeply all night.
What made him more unhappy was that the home tree was even taller. It was already two hundred meters high, about the width of a 20-person hug, and the distance to climb up to the treehouse was much longer.
What made him even more unhappy was that he was woken up by someone.
"That cactus-like thing, just give it to Grandpa Shan! Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh!"
"boom!"
"Bang!"
"Crack!"
There was a series of loud noises that shook the earth and the mountains, and Lin Chou fell off the big bed, rubbing his head with confusion in his eyes.
In the courtyard, there is a story that a three hundred muscular man and a young lolita have to tell.
A hunter with a scarred face commented,
"Well, Master Shan's move to split Huashan was quite accurate."
"Beautiful! Master Shan, sweep her down three directions, okay, come again!"
"Oops, let her hide again."
The potted plant was panting, and while running, she turned around and screamed, "Huang, are you crazy? Auntie, you and I are at odds with each other!"
Huang Dashan roared like thunder, "We are not at odds? Grandpa Shan and you have a blood feud. I wish I could drink your blood and eat your flesh..."
"My aunt thinks you are pitiful and lends you money to gamble, but you actually repay kindness with hatred. Are there all men like you in the wilderness?? You are ungrateful and despised!!"
"Hey, little girl, please be careful what you say. Master Shan's personal behavior has nothing to do with us."
"Little girl, be serious, fight well, and fire some map cannons."
"That's right, Master Shan, whip her!"
Some people cheered, "Girl, knock him down, the black tiger will take out the heart, and the monkey will steal the peach!"
Master Shan put two ferocious axes with cold light on his shoulders and panted like bellows, "You wait for me, I will tear you to pieces and drink!"
Huang Dashan woke up with a smile in the morning. He made a casual bet and made 40 million. Isn't this happier than dreaming about marrying a wife...ah, dreaming about giving birth to a son?
When Mr. Shan touched his money bag and checked the balance, he was confused, dumbfounded, and angry.
"Who the hell dares to steal my money!!!"
Bai Qiongshou grabbed Huang Dashan and explained to him for a while - then he couldn't hold him back at all.
The furious Shan Ye picked up an ax and was about to chop the potted plants into dumpling fillings. No, after chasing him for two hours, he didn't even touch his shadow.
Lin Chou jumped down from the tree house with a dark face, "Haha, isn't this a cute little potted plant?... Furball, tie these two up for me and hang them up on the fence."
The fur ball was hanging idly on the increasingly plump body of the cow, and the fragrant red beans in the ground accompanying it expanded and shrunk several times, seeming to be jumping for joy.
Then thousands of thin hyphae bloomed like fireworks, and the gentle breeze and drizzle moistened things silently into the ground.
"Bo."
There was a soft sound like a soap bubble bursting under their feet, and countless mycelium erupted like a volcanic eruption, knocking Shan Ye and the potted plants high and flying.
Master Shan howled miserably, "Damn it, I'm afraid of heights! ...Ah!"
Bai Qiongsou snickered and built a tent with his hands.
Lin Chou glanced around, "What about Drunken Bear?"
Bai Qiong shrugged, "I went down the mountain early in the morning, and the boss's wife followed me."
"What boss lady?"
"Well, it's the one you brought back yesterday!"
"..."
Bonzai watched helplessly as he flew over half of the hillside and over the fence. Before he could land, he was faced with a mountain-like monster - Furball's accuracy was really not good.
There was a loud bang, like hitting an iron wall, and my head felt dizzy.
Lord Gungun looked at the little thing attached to his breakfast body unhappily, twisted it and sniffed it.
"ah..."
Potted Plant looked at the bloody mouth and almost cried, "Help, help!"
With his crooked mouth, Gungun stuffed her into the bow tied by Xiaoqiu's body. The scream of the potted plant only lasted half of the time. As soon as he came into contact with Xiaoqiu's body, his eyes seemed to be covered with a veil, and he blinked. After a few hits, he fainted.
It is worth mentioning that Mr. Gungun’s new bow was designed by someone unknown. It is made up of the crystal-like Xiaoqiu body connected head to tail, which makes it look a little more cute.
It was carrying a crocodile that was even bigger than itself, and its body was covered in ferocious bone armor.
A tail is nearly eight meters long. It is pitch black and does not reflect light at all. Compared to the proportion of its body, the crocodile's snout, which is pointed and long, can still be seen in its original shape, but it has been twisted into a twist, and it is made of a A mighty giant crocodile turned into a hybrid of crocodile and tuna.
The bloodshot eyeballs, which are as big as basketballs, can still move. It is not dead yet, but has lost its ability to resist. It is just short of having the words "Breakfast ingredients for Mr. Gungun" written on its forehead.
"Lord Blood God, let's go up."
Chi Zhi bowed deeply and looked up at Gun Gun.
"Ouch."
Gungun responded, raised his legs and walked towards the tavern, plucked out a mouth from a certain fence, twisted a few half-meter-long wooden spikes from the side of the mouth into his hand, and picked his teeth as he walked.
In the eyes of everyone with amazement and horror, Gungun dropped the giant crocodile beside Lin Chou.
"boom."
Countless green leaf dust splashed up.
"Damn it, half-crocodile dragon!"
"Fourth level advanced alien beast, what are you doing?"
Lin Chou had seen this thing before. When he and Mao Qiu met for the first time, he was pushed to the ground by his classmate Mao Qiu and rubbed into a lump of flesh.
Lin Chou stared at the golden vertical pupils of the crocodile for a long time, then pointed to it with some pity and said, "It's enough for breakfast. Next time, be more civilized. The soup made from the crocodile's snout is very fresh. I heard it's delicious." It can promote the growth of teeth in children."
Gungun scratched his head, "Ouch."
Everyone fell in love, Shan Ye was not the only one who had coaxed the child... Can he understand animal language?
What happened to this world?
Is this really the world we know?
Lin Chou looked at the green "stamens" of the bow on Guan Guan's neck with some gloating, and praised, "Well, the new tie is good, it suits you very well."
"Ouch!"
Shanye came back with a head full of dirt and reminded in a low voice, "It said it was a bow tie."
The system has yellow text, "Business hours have arrived. It is detected that the host has exceeded the basic turnover of the month by 29.3 times in one day. He will receive a special reward from the benevolent system, with a strength value of +29."
"Half-crocodile dragon, a fourth-level advanced alienated creature. It belongs to the subclass Archosaurus, the most primitive animal to date. It is ferocious in nature, lays eggs, has strong and tough meat, and eats to increase lifespan and strengthen its foundation."
etc!
"TM is gone? Such a good thing, Black Heart System, why don't you consider putting it in the menu for me?"
The system was unusually silent for a full minute before replying, "After the dishes are made and served to customers, they will be automatically included in the Chef God menu. Eating them raw and making them into sashimi can retain their extremely rare life-enhancing and strengthening effects to the maximum extent. You can also refer to how the toothy wolf sashimi is made.”
"Then if it's so rare, and it's such an awesome system, why don't you give the official method of making the system's dishes?"
"Damn, this, this system...stupid lower primates! The unique function of half-crocodile dragons is to increase longevity and strengthen the foundation. It is deeply ingrained in every section of its genes, and this system cannot Develop another one or enlarge it, everyone thinks that the half-crocodile dragon is useless, but they don’t know that eating its meat can prolong life, stupid!”
"Yo yo yo, that is to say, there is no time for such an awesome damn system to fail?"
"Fuck! Stupid..."
"Hehe, hehe!"
Don't say it was unforeseen. The poor system didn't know that if these three words were placed before a catastrophe, a bloody conflict would break out.
(Thanks to book friend Haha Daheng for 200 coins, book friend Fengyun Mobian, and Da Xiao for 100 coins for the reward. Thank you very much. I give you a fist.)
