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Dasha ate the toothy wolf sashimi carefully prepared by Lin Chou last time. He was very disgusted because it was not cooked...
What a fool!
So what Lin Chou got him this time was salt-baked chicken. The skin and meat were juicy and fragrant.
Xia Dasha hummed as he chewed three salt-baked chickens, wiped the oil from the corners of his mouth, and suddenly slapped his forehead.
"Brother Chou, I just met a strange man at the door. He asked me to give this to you. I can't read."
A red post with a jade lion pattern painted in gold, and the character Xue with strong strokes in the lower right corner.
Huang Dashan couldn't hold it back and sprayed the wine all over the floor.
"Is Xue Bapi Lao Han's leg healed? Are you so impatient?"
Bai Qiongshou's expression was heavy, "The Xue family, I'm afraid they are thinking about brother Lin's medicinal diet, otherwise they wouldn't be so impatient."
Lin Chou opened the red battle post:
“Nowadays, the general trend is natural selection, and the weak will eat the strong.
You guys, you guys, are insulting my Xue clan before you! The sounds are in my ears, and every word is heart-breaking, but my heart will never tolerate it.
You should use cooking as your skill to decide the king in Mingguang Jiushan Palace. Victory or defeat is the way.
Heaven and earth can learn from it, and everyone can judge it.
I am grateful that you have done nothing wrong. If you bow your head and confess your guilt, it can be forgiven. "
At the bottom is a huge red calligraphy in red, "Jiu Shan Palace, handwritten by Xue Zhen."
"It is said that words are like people. If Xue Bapi had one-tenth of his calligraphy and word-writing skills, thousands of families in Jiushan Palace would have been born Buddha!" Huang Dashan sighed.
"Where's the messenger?"
Xia Dasha scratched his head and said, "Give me the things and leave. I can't outrun him when he drives. He speaks in a weird voice and doesn't sound like a good person. He said he was giving it to Brother Chou. Otherwise, if I catch him, I'll kill him." Beat him up!"
Talking in a weird accent? Isn't it the Xue Ren who is full of exclamation points?
Master Shan shook his head and said, "Everyone, everyone, after reading this battle letter, Grandpa Dashan suddenly realized something and wanted to compose a poem!"
Everyone looked at each other in shock. Bai Qiong covered his eyes with a painful expression.
Mr. Shan put one foot on the table, raised his head with anger, raised his chest and raised his head, and said loudly,
"Old man Xue, if Fu Tu'er is lacking, why don't you pay tribute to Shan Ye's big eagle? If you fight, then come! If you don't want to fight, I will offer your wife!!"
It is so loud that it is deafening and enlightening.
The little green potted plant has little stars in its eyes, with a cute expression.
Bai Qiong stumbled and almost knelt down in front of Master Shan.
Everyone also looked at Huang Dashan as if they had seen a ghost.
"Master Shan is mighty!"
"Master Shan is a great talent!"
"Master Shan will rule the world for eternity!!"
Lin Chou wiped away the cold sweat and looked at the time, three days later.
He took out the small blackboard and just wrote the word "tentative" when Huang Dashan became anxious.
"Brother Lin, please show mercy!!"
"What's wrong?"
Huang Dashan chuckled and said, "There are still three days left, why do we have to suspend business? How much less money will we make! Right? Who can't live with money?"
Lin Chou thought for a while, "I have to concentrate on studying the art of cooking. I must win."
Huang Dashan panicked and winked wildly at Bai Qiongshou.
"Well, brother Lin, how can Jiushan Palace really compete with your cooking skills? What they are competing against must be medicinal food!"
"Isn't medicated food a vegetable? Aren't the cooks who make medicated food also called cooks?"
Bai Qiongshou and Huang Dashan looked at each other and were speechless.
After a group of diners finished eating and drinking, they were all kicked away, and then Lin Chou started working with a shovel.
If Shan Ye and Bai Qiong Shou knew what Lin Chou was doing now, they would definitely vomit three liters of blood.
——Yes, Lin Chou is planning to build a hut.
Regarding honesty and trustworthiness, Boss Xiaolin has never convinced anyone.
The two balls came together to fawn over each other, but Lin Chou kicked them away again.
Built of willow wood, in a conspicuous place next to the gate of Nepenthes, there is an ancestral-like building arched on three walls.
Lin Chou used a small blackboard to write down the words "Public latrine" and stood it outside, nodding with satisfaction.
Everything is ready, just hang up the sign of Xue Family Jiushan Palace.
Lin Chou hung up the sign saying it was closed, threatened the two furballs fiercely, and then walked straight through the small black door to the Lin Family Restaurant in Pythagorean Alley.
I haven't been back for many days. The small restaurant is still the same as before. If you touch the table, there is no dust at all. Someone has obviously cleaned it.
A woman wearing coarse clothes walked past the door. She looked around for a moment, and then said in surprise,
"Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin, are you back?"
"Haha, Sister Hu, what are you doing?"
Calabash's mother happily grabbed Lin Chou's sleeve, "Hey, brother Xiao Lin, everyone is talking about you. I want to thank you for the salt-baked chicken you gave to our old neighbors in the alley a few days ago!... .Everyone! Lin Chou is back!!"
Sister-in-law Hu's voice could be heard clearly in half the alley, and soon Lin Chou was surrounded by people.
"Hey, Chouzi! Your aunt hugged you when you were a kid!"
"Chouzi, I heard that Erhu Nawa became a mutant after eating your salt-baked chicken?"
"Have you become a high official now? You don't want to come back often to see us old neighbors!"
Lin Chou smiled bitterly. The group of people around him were all the same age as his father, and everyone called them uncle or aunt. However, none of them had any malicious intent, they were just cunning and philistine like common people.
Lin Chou cupped his hands and said, "Come back and take a look, take a look... Erhu himself has the ability and is a born seedling of an evolver. If my salt-baked chicken really has this effect, won't the entire Mingguang community have to sacrifice me?"
"That's right, I'll just say it!"
"But that salt-baked chicken is really delicious. Lin Zi, you are even better at cooking than your dad!"
"Linzi, let's go to my sister-in-law's house. I'll get you some good stuff to replenish your body. You're so skinny, with only a layer of skin on the outside of your bones. Even if you become an awakened person, you can't be so slack on yourself!" Sister-in-law Hu said. Following Lin Chou, he walked home.
A man said jokingly, "Hey, Calabash's mother, you and Lin Zi are so close to each other, why can't we do this? Lin Zi is all an awakened person, what kind of beautiful girl have you not seen before? Those two car lights of yours are flashing The trick of being fascinated in a blink of an eye doesn’t work!”
"Hahaha" a group of people suddenly laughed.
Sister-in-law Hu put her hands on her hips and cursed loudly with a red face, "Tear your mother's balls off, Song Laohan, a woman who hasn't had a bed warmer in twenty years. When she saw the black mountain wild boar with her head, she thought she had double eyelids." Damn it, right? Damn! I won’t let you do this! Linzi, ignore them and follow your sister-in-law!"
After hearing her scolding, everyone laughed and dispersed.
Only Song Laohan muttered unwillingly, "It's not as delicious as dumplings, but it's not as fun as..., tsk tsk."
Erhu's father came out of nowhere, took a few glances at Calabash's yard, and slapped Song Laohan staggering.
"You're a coward when it comes to dumplings! The kelp fishery is unloaded at the dock at night. There's no wages, so just take the kelp as you like! Maybe you can bring a few fish back with you. Find a few strong ones in the alley and let's go together!"
Song Laohan almost drooled, "Okay, Brother Tiger, I'll call you right now!"
Uncle Tiger's eyes widened, "Look for someone who is honest! Not those lazy bastards who can't unload a boat in one night!"
"Okay!"
