Three days later, it will be an auspicious day.
At almost nine o'clock in the evening, in the gymnasium where Qin Zhaoyun worked, the brother and sister, dressed in blue gowns, set up an incense table to worship Emperor Huaguang. The cubic table is covered with yellow brocade, and three plates of salary are placed on it. Flags and flags are hung, a red carpet is laid out, high lanterns (red lanterns) are lit, the grand master's chair is placed, and a straw futon is placed in front of the ceremony. The arrangement is very particular.
Nine o'clock sharp.
Qin Zhaoyun stood on the left side of the Grand Master's chair and sang "The auspicious time has come——"
Qin Xuan came slowly holding a spiritual tablet covered with red cloth, placed it on the square table, and stood to the right of the chair.
Qin Zhaoyun sang, "Please Master, Xiangjiang Hongque, Li Er——"
Qinxuan took out the black porcelain bottle and put it on the table, opened the stopper, and a ball of cyan light slowly flew out and hung on the Taishi chair.
"Sheng Tujiang is drinking, come -"
Jiang Jinjiu bowed his hands, walked on the red carpet, stopped in front of the futon, bowed to the ball of light first, and then bowed to the brother and sister, who returned the bow.
Then Qin Zhaoyun sang "Awakening——"
Qinxuan walked behind the square table and took off the red cloth from the spiritual tablet. A bottle of mahogany spiritual tablet is exposed, with a canopy on top and a pedestal underneath, with gold characters engraved on it: "The sacred tablet of Li Er, the first generation head of Sanjiangmen".
Qin Xuan flicked the border with a grapefruit leaf, and finally scanned the card before returning it to its original position.
"Kneel down, disciple—"
Jiang Jinjiu knelt on the futon in response.
"Yijing - the respected master of heaven and earth -"
Jiang Jinjiu kowtowed, and when he got up, Qin Zhaoyun handed him a bowl of tea. Jiang Jinjiu made a gesture of offering tea, and then spilled all the tea on the ground.
"Second obeisance—Master Patriarch—"
Jiang Jinjiu kowtowed again, stood up and burned six sticks of incense on the statue of Emperor Huaguang, then returned to kneel down in front of the futon.
“Three servings—Kowtow tea—”
Jiang Jinjiu shouted, "Master, please bow to me, my disciple!"
He knelt down and when he got up, he saw a strong man sitting on the Taishi chair!
Li Er...has revealed himself! !
This turn of events was so shocking that Qin Zhaoyun almost threw the tea bowl, and Qin Xuan took a breath of cold air and let out a pig's snort.
I saw a man wearing a coarse shirt and trousers sitting on the Taishi chair, like a farmer in a black and white movie. But he has broad shoulders and a strong body, and his muscles are comparable to those of a bodybuilding champion. He is almost two meters tall when he sits! The whole body is still glowing with a faint red light, like an ice sculpture illuminated by light, making it impossible to see its face clearly. Moreover, his clothes were floating, and his whole person was enveloped in an invisible aura.
Jiang Jinjiu's heart was racing, thinking about what was going on, and he came to learn something from his apprenticeship! ? What to do next? How to do it! ?
The brother and sister were also stunned. They had never heard of such a situation.
Suddenly, Qin Zhaoyun noticed that Li Er's eyes were closed. Could it be that his consciousness was still awake? I'm currently apprenticing as a disciple. Could it be that I need this last dish of tea?
Qin Zhaoyun quickly handed the tea bowl to Jiang Jinjiu and signaled him to serve tea.
Jiang Jinjiu took it blankly and shouted according to the script, "Master, please have disciple tea."
At the moment when all the tea was spilled on the ground, the red light from Li Er suddenly shot into the golden characters on the spiritual tablet, and at the same time, Li Er began to shrink like a deflated ball. When the glory faded, Li Er's body shrank to the size of a normal person, and his face became clearly visible.
"Hey!" Qin Xuan said in shock, "Wuma!"
Isn't it Wu Ma, the Hong Kong actor Wu Ma!
It's just that Li Er has a thick, dark mustache and bigger eyes. He looks like a veteran who has been around for many years.
But after looking at it for a while, the resemblance is no longer that great. I can only say that it is 50 or 60% similar.
This made the three young people laugh non-stop and asked how it could be such a coincidence.
Suddenly Li Er opened his eyes and shouted, "What are you laughing at!"
Qin Xuan covered his mouth to hold back his laughter and said, "I'm sorry, Master, we didn't do it on purpose, because you look too much like the same person."
Li Er said, "Is this true?"
"Really, let me show you." Qin Xuan took out his laptop and searched for Wu Ma's photo, and handed it to Li Er to see.
"Interesting, interesting, but I'm much prettier than him. Girl, what does he do?"
"He's an actor."
"Actor? What is that?"
"Yes, he is just an actor. Does the Second Master know?"
"Acting? Singing? It's interesting. It's interesting. You are in the same company as me."
Qinxuan couldn't laugh or cry. Singing and acting are not in the same line. But it’s okay to think about it. In the past, actors were just singers.
She didn't explain, and asked, "Second Master, were you an opera singer during your lifetime?"
Li Er replied in a joking tone, "Oh! That's right. I was in the theater troupe and broke into it for more than ten years——"
Qin Xuan exclaimed, "Really or not-"
"Hey -" Li Er suddenly jumped off the chair and rolled up his sleeves, "Look at you girl, you don't believe me. It seems that I have to show you my hand."
"Okay! Here comes the second master."
"Second Master, here comes one."
"Master, here comes one."
The three of them clapped to build momentum, and Li Er smiled and pressed his hands. After the three of them calmed down, he put his hands behind his back and thought for a moment, "Then... I'll come to Duankong City's Ji Tower to view the mountain scenery."
"Okay! Wait for me." Qin Xuan hurriedly downloaded the Beijing opera soundtrack.
Soon the music of erhu and bangu sounded, and Li Er immediately got into position. Although he is not wearing a costume, his figure and temperament really look like Zhuge Liang holding a feather fan on stage.
"I was watching the mountain scenery from the city tower, and I heard a commotion outside the city. The flags were fluttering in the air, but they turned out to be soldiers sent by Sima..."
The singing echoed in the stadium...
The three of them bit their lips, put their hands behind their backs and scratched their palms.
Jiang Jinjiu shouted in his heart, "Is this the singing skills of someone who has been in the troupe for more than ten years?! I believe you are a ghost!"
The words Li Er sang were neither in tune nor on the beat of the drums. It was just a layman talking nonsense.
But his gesture of waving and glaring was serious and presentable. The three of them wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, so they could only hold back and continue to "appreciate".
After finally reaching the breaking point, the three of them clapped their hands in perfect agreement and interrupted Li Er.
Li Er pressed his hands and wanted to continue.
Qin Zhaoyun said anxiously, "Second Master, the master ceremony is not over yet, Jiang Jinjiu is still waiting for your lecture." After saying this, he winked and asked Jiang Jinjiu to kneel down quickly.
Jiang Jin drank and knelt down on the ground, shouting, "Master, please give me a lesson."
Li Er coughed twice, sat down and said with unfinished thoughts, "I have learned many skills as a teacher, and three of them can be called masters. Their reputations are the cloud-turning skills of Jiangxi Langmen, the Overlord Spear of Sichuan Iron Gunmen, and Hunan Dan (shà).
) Soul-Destroying Knife and Sixteen-Road Tan Leg of Daomen. But the one who owes the greatest debt to the teacher is class leader Liu Sanjiang. To commemorate the ancestor, Sanjiang Gate is now established for the teacher. When you enter the sect, you should respect your master, be diligent and diligent, and carry forward the sect in the future. If you do something wrong, I will not spare you as a teacher. "
"I will obey my master's orders." Jiang Jinjiu kowtowed and then stopped getting up.
Qin Xuan snickered and said, "You can't tell, Second Master, your little words are very smooth."
Li Er covered his mouth and whispered, "Hey, haven't you ever eaten pork and seen pigs running? That's what all the disciples in my team say."
Qin Zhaoyun whispered, "Second Master, it's not over yet. He needs to be named before he can get up."
"Oh, that's right, ahem... well, I, as a teacher, I will give you a name... called... Liquor Grain. Get up."
"What!" Jiang Jinjiu said in shock.
Qin Xuan chuckled, "The name is so appropriate. The second master is awesome."
Jiang Jinjiu looked helpless and said, "Why are you called that?"
I recall that when I was a kid, I was often called rosacea by my friends. When I was in junior high school, I often had acne on my nose, so it turned into rosacea again. When he was in college, some people pronounced the word "jiuzuozhi" randomly and pronounced it as "jiucao", which made him very disgusted with the word "jiuzuozhi".
Li Er said seriously, "Look, you just started and you don't know anything. Isn't that just like wine dregs, a bowl of dregs? There is a word for wine in your name, so arrogant wine is just wine dregs."
"cocoa……"
"Hey, if you don't like it, then work harder. When I think you are successful, you can become the Wine King and the Master of Wine. This is also my encouragement to you."
Qinxuan chuckled and said, "Master's words make sense. Thank you now. Liquor lees——"
Qinxuan's wine-grained voice is delicate and charming, like the shadow of a strong wind sweeping across a clear river into the wine.
If Qinxuan called him like this every time, he suddenly felt that the name Jiuxuan was not bad.
Jiang Jinjiu sighed and shouted helplessly, "Disciple Jiuzong, thank you Master——" After kowtowing, he stood up.
Qin Zhaoyun sang, "The ceremony is over - the teacher is done -"
Then the brother and sister came forward to congratulate Jiang Jinjiu. He took out the red envelope and put it into the hands of the brother and sister.
Li Er also came to join in the fun. When he was excited, he reached out to pat Qin Zhaoyun's back, but his hand passed through Qin Zhaoyun's body.
Li Er looked at his hand and was stunned, his expression became more and more lost.
The brother and sister looked at each other and immediately had an idea.
Qin Xuan smiled and said, "Second Master, our competition was not satisfying last time. How about we compete again today?"
Qin Zhaoyun said, "Come on, Second Master, besides, you can still teach your disciples, right?"
"Okay, okay, come on." Li Er happily walked towards Jiang Jinjiu and entered his body.
But Li Er waved his hands and moved his legs, and found that he was just overlapping with him and could not control his body.
Qinxuan thought for a while and said, "Jiuzhai, you asked the master to get on you."
Jiang Jinjiu did as he was told.
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Er was suddenly ejected from Jiang Jinjiu's body and hung behind him, still a head and a half taller than him. Actually, more than half of the legs were inserted into his back and connected with him!
Li Er was startled, thinking something had happened, and hurriedly kicked his legs, but Jiang Jinjiu's legs kicked out wildly.
Li Er noticed this change and waved his hand again. His own hand was moving, and Jiang Jinjiu's hand was making the same movement.
"Interesting, interesting, let's change the pattern this time!"
"Wow - plug -" the brother and sister exclaimed in unison.
I'm afraid even their master has never seen this scene before.
Qin Zhaoyun said enthusiastically, "I'll come first."
He cupped his hands and bowed in salute. Qin Zhaoyun struck out with a palm, Li Er supported his left elbow, and immediately turned over and hit his abdomen with his right palm. Qin Zhaoyun dodged to the left, and Li Er's left hand suddenly changed his move and struck his waist and eye. He took the move with both hands, and Li Er kicked hard to the side. He could not dodge. Open, you can only jump up and connect your feet with your knees. Li Er's kick was so powerful that Qin Zhaoyun was kicked back more than three meters.
The brother and sister cheered "Good job!"
Qinxuan couldn't bear it anymore, and the brother and sister joined forces. After dozens of moves, the three of them fought heartily.
However, just when Qin Xuan used the green dragon's probing claw to hit Jiang Jinjiu's stomach, and Qin Zhaoyun jumped up and struck him on the head with a tiger attack, his hands caught Qin Xuan's move, and Li Er swung His right arm controlled Jiang Jinjiu's right arm to meet Qin Zhaoyun's attack. Unexpectedly, Jiang Jinjiu's right arm did not move. Li Er's right fist hit Qin Zhaoyun's face and knocked him directly from the air to the ground!
Qin Zhaoyun fell unconscious and Li Er was shocked.
What hit Qin Zhaoyun's face was not Jiang Jinjiu's fist, but Li Er's fist!
And before Qin Zhaoyun fell to the ground, Jiang Jinjiu and Qin Xuan exchanged two moves, and the interlocking joints became more powerful!
Jiang Jinjiu, Qin Xuan, and Li Er were all stunned when they looked at Qin Zhaoyun lying motionless on the ground.
what's the situation! ?
