After Li Er finished telling his story, he was so sad that he wanted to cry, but he couldn't shed tears now.
Qin Xuan was already in tears, Jiang Jinjiu and Qin Zhaoyun also had red eyes, secretly feeling sad.
After a while, Qin Zhaoyun said, "I suggest that we should pay high respect to our ancestors."
"agree."
The three of them knelt down and kowtowed three times in front of the chair where Jiang Jinjiu had sat. When Jiang Jinjiu stood up, Li Er's voice came out, "You kids, what are you doing? You're so polite. Sit down." After speaking, he let out a burst of innocent laughter, simple and hearty, which made the three of them feel sad and couldn't help but think of the texts they studied when they were children.
Who is the cutest person?
Our warriors.
When the brother and sister sat down, Qinxuan glanced at his watch. It was past ten o'clock.
"Eh? Second Master, are you still on him?"
Li Er said, "I'm here."
"I really experienced it today. In the past, the second master could only come out for ten minutes, but today it has been more than two hours."
Qin Zhaoyun said, "That's good. Come with us and let the second master see what New China is like."
"That's good! That's a good idea!" Li Er was very interested, controlled Jiang Jinjiu and walked out the door.
The brother and sister smiled at each other and followed.
Jiang Jinjiu looked back and looked back at the brothers and sisters with a bitter smile. "Two two suit dresses go to skewers? It's eye -catching."
Qin Xuan spat, "Whoever wants to watch it can watch it. I am as beautiful as a flower, so I am not afraid."
"Then you have to clean up your body. It's so difficult to wash off."
Qin Zhaoyun said, "What a shame, why don't we just find a place in the open air to get married."
"oh."
But Jiang Jin stopped drinking before he left the house. Li Er said, "Eh? Eh? What's going on?"
Jiang Jinjiu moved his hands and feet and said, "I can move myself."
Qin Xuan suddenly said, "It seems there is a time limit after all."
Li Er sighed, "Then I can't go?"
Jiang Jinjiu said, "Isn't the second master still here? It's okay. I'll take you around."
Li Er laughed again.
The three of them came to a stall in the night market. There were many people. They found a seat to the side and ordered a lot of things.
Li Er was very excited, praising the bustling night market and the exquisite food.
When it came to eating, Jiang Jinjiu asked, "Second Master, how do you eat?"
Li Er said, "I'll eat it as soon as you offer it."
"Um...how to eat it?"
Qin Xuan sneered and said, "You'll know if you die."
Qin Zhaoyun said, "Don't tell me, I'm also curious, how does this ghost eat?"
Li Er said, "How should I put it, um... um... yes, let's talk about the bowl on the table opposite. Now I see that there is no heat in my eyes, and it feels like something as hard as a rock. If it is provided to me in the future, it will It's hot, it's over, I can't eat it in my mouth. As long as I think about eating it, I feel like I've eaten it. Although I don't know what it tastes like, I just feel like I've eaten something like that. It's quite strange."
Jiang Jinjiu smiled and said, "Isn't that just like the ghost in the movie sucking the yang energy?"
Qin Xuan smiled and said, "It sounds quite similar."
Qin Zhaoyun suddenly slapped the table, "That's right! I forgot to ask you just now, Second Master, what was in your bullet case?"
Li Er smiled and explained that the object in the bullet case was written by his grandson, which made the brother and sister extremely confused.
Even if it is a beloved object, but its material is ordinary, how can it be used as an object of obsession?
At this time, Qinxuan thought of the metal egg Li Er had mentioned, and asked him to describe it in as much detail as possible, then found a pen and paper and drew it.
The three of them watched for a while. Qinxuan thought that the mountain was Mount Tai, the tree was Ganmu, and the four animals were four forms of Xièzhì. From this, he inferred that the animal entangled in the tree was a horned dragon.
If it is stained with blood and ignites the hell fire, then it is not just a simple funerary object.
If it were made of bronze...
"This is... a Horcrux!"
Qinxuan was very surprised that this kind of object, which only appeared in legends, was actually hidden in someone's tomb.
Legend has it that the Horcrux is used to cultivate immortals. It can absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to quickly advance a person's soul into a god, and it can also keep the body immortal.
Whether one can become an immortal or not cannot be tested, but there are many records in ancient books about maintaining the immortality of the physical body.
Qin Zhaoyun asked in shock, "Could it be that the Second Master's soul was guarded by the Horcrux? Otherwise, how could the Second Master's form be a ball of light, and the Second Master's true body cannot be seen?"
Qin Xuan shook his head, "Second Master, did you feel anything when you held it?"
Li Er said, "I don't know. My injury was too serious at that time. My whole body was in pain. I didn't know whether the egg was cold or hot."
Qin Zhaoyun asked, "Where did the egg go?"
Li Er said, "I asked the old fox to take it away. It should be handed over to the organization."
Qinxuan said, "Jiang Jinjiu, when you have time in the future, you can take the second master to check online. Maybe in which museum the Horcrux is kept."
"Don't worry, it will be done."
At this time, the skewers came, Qinxuan offered them to Li Er, and the three of them began to masturbate.
After a while, the guests at the next two tables left, and Jiang Jinjiu suddenly felt that the environment was noisy.
Looking along the sound, there were five young men who looked like they were in their mid-twenties, doing a drinking punch.
Three of them were shirtless, and one of them had a black tiger tattooed on his left arm and blond hair like a hedgehog. One has a colorful Buddha statue tattooed on his waist and has a bald head. There was also a dark, fat man with the loudest voice. The other two people were so drunk that their faces were red and they were shaking their heads in silly joy.
Jiang Jinjiu was very disgusted with people who shouted and yelled while drinking, so he took a sip unconsciously.
But it was okay not to look at them. The bald man followed Jiang Jinjiu's gaze and spotted Qin Xuan, and suddenly showed a charming smile.
"Hey, brother, brother! Look over there, there's a beautiful girl there."
"where!?"
"There, there."
The five people all stood up and looked at Qinxuan with squinted eyes.
"Hey, let me go! It's so damn cool."
"Look at how big those breasts are, hahaha."
"What are you talking about? We, we have to be civilized, you know."
"Eh! Beauty!...Eh, beauty..." The blond man greeted Qin Xuan, and when he saw that she was ignoring her, he sipped his lips and made a whistle.
"Hush, hush, beauty, I'm calling you! Look at me, hush..."
Qin Xuan had heard it a long time ago, but didn't want to pay attention to them.
"Hey! Why are you wearing this beauty? Are you going to dance? Why don't you dance with your brother for a while?" The blond man said and started to squirm, and the others also followed suit.
Qin Xuan was a little angry, turned his head and glanced sideways at the blond man, and rolled his eyes at him.
But this made the blond man even more excited. The girl across from him looked over and hugged the bald man in a very indecent manner.
The people present were minding their own eating, and some had displeased expressions on their faces. Passers-by didn’t want to take another look and sped away. The boss and the clerk continued to entertain customers as if they didn't see or hear.
Li Er said, "No one cares about this?"
The brother and sister shrugged together, showing a look of helplessness.
At this time, the blond man walked up to Qin Xuan with a bottle of beer and a cup, put on a pose that he thought he was handsome, filled the cup and handed it to her and said, "Beauty, give me some face, let's go."
Qin Xuan sighed and raised his hand, intending to push it away. But the blond man shrank away and said with a lewd smile, "Oh, that's not it. Brother, I'll feed you." He took a sip of wine, lowered his head and said mouth to mouth!
That’s okay!
Jiang Jinjiu was furious, his heart was racing, he dared to tease my goddess! !
He caught the blond man's mouth with a slap and opened it hard, almost pushing the blond man down.
"Damn it!" The blond man smashed the cup and stared at Jiang Jinjiu fiercely and said, "Where did you come from? Damn it, you ruined my good deeds!"
The people at the table with the blond man stood up at the same time. The bald man and the fat man picked up the empty wine bottles, scaring the other guests and running away.
Jiang Jinjiu would usually be timid when encountering this kind of thing, but today there were not only brothers and sisters with strong martial arts skills, but also a great god like Li Er. How could he be afraid of these gangsters?
He stood forward and cursed, "I can't stand you bastards. What the hell! If you touch her again, don't say I'm rude to you!"
"Hey, let me go! Where does this idiot from Sanbeng know who I am!" The blond man held up the wine bottle and walked up to Jiang Jinjiu as he spoke.
Jiang Jinjiu's eyes were firm and unfazed.
"I know your grandma's legs!"
Without saying a word, the blond man picked up the bottle and hit Jiang Jinjiu on the head. Jiang Jinjiu suddenly took a step forward, reached up with his right hand, grabbed the blond man's wrist and rotated his body. He exerted force on his arm and the blond man was instantly knocked to the ground!
The fall was so hard that he vomited.
Li Erle said, "You know how to do cloud tricks?"
Upon hearing this, Jiang Jinjiu suddenly realized that Li Er could no longer control his body. Thinking back to the movements just now, the muscles felt like they were controlling the body, not being controlled by Li Er. However, I have never learned kung fu, so how can I perform a cloud-turning move?
When Jiang Jin was drunk, the blond man yelled, "Fuck him!"
The four people rushed up and started fighting, but this time Jiang Jinjiu only dodged a bottle before being kicked to the ground by another person.
Seeing Jiang Jinjiu being beaten, the brother and sister remembered that Li Er couldn't get on top of him at this time, and hurriedly got up and stepped forward to help.
In just three strokes, five divided by two, the five people were beaten until they were wailing all over the ground. Qin Zhaoyun asked the blond man to pay the bill and then drove them away.
Gangsters being gangsters, walking around shouting things like revenge.
Qin Zhaoyun picked up five bones and sent them out together, hitting them all in the head. Then they fled without looking back.
The people watching from a distance cheered, but Jiang Jinjiu felt sad.
He wanted to show off in front of Qin Xuan, but ended up being surrounded and kicked, which made him a joke.
He sat back at the table glumly and drank a drink.
Li Er said, "What's going on? Don't you know how to turn around? These ruffians should be able to handle it easily?"
"How can I be a cloud-turner? I've never heard of it."
"It's just the way you threw down his hand just now."
"I didn't even know what was going on, so my instinctive reaction was to take action."
Li Er was amused, "Hey! You're not a martial arts prodigy. I've done it on you once, so I'll let you remember it."
Qinxuan smiled and said, "Come on, Second Master, if you say he is a genius, then the pig will climb the tree."
Li Er said, "You can't tell a person by his appearance, you two can help me take a look... I'm serious, I'm not kidding."
"Okay, let me help you take a look."
The brother and sister stood up, scratching their heads and squeezing their bones and thighs.
Jiang Jinjiu smiled bitterly and said, "You two treat me as a toy."
Touching it from head to toe, Qin Xuan said, "There's nothing outstanding."
Li Er said, "Why don't you try again and fight him twice?"
"OK."
Qin Xuan smiled strangely at Jiang Jinjiu, and suddenly stretched out his tiger claws to attack his left shoulder. Before his fingertips could reach the target, Jiang Jinjiu raised his left arm to block and hit Qin Xuan's chest with his right fist. Qinxuan took the punch with his left hand and turned his right hand to choke. Jiang Jinjiu was choked before she could react and grabbed her arms with both hands.
At this time, Li Er said, "It's a bit famous. I've used the first move, but not the second move."
Qin Zhaoyun said, "Second Master is saying that you used the first move on him, so he can take it, but if he didn't use all the moves, he won't be able to use the second move?"
Qin Xuan said, "So he accidentally learned the trick that the second master used on him?"
Li Er said, "It doesn't look like it. You have to learn how to use it. This kid uses it more without thinking."
Qin Xuan said in astonishment, "Body memory?"
Li Er said, "Body memory, what is that?"
Qin Zhaoyun said, "It means that the body keeps repeating a set of actions. Over time, the body instinctively performs this set of actions without the need for memory and thinking."
Li Er smiled and said, "Interesting, interesting, but I've only been there twice."
Qin Xuan smiled and said, "Have you not noticed, Master? You are a weirdo, and he is also a weirdo with a special physique. He may have some strange reactions."
"Hahaha..." Li Er laughed and said, "Interesting, interesting, so I suddenly have half a disciple."
Qin Xuan said, "It's half of him. Second Master, you might as well accept him. Where can I find such a useful body?"
"Interesting, interesting. Jiang Jinjiu, would you like to become my teacher?"
Jiang Jinjiu thought, "There is a ghost master who is very cruel. If I have to live with him after becoming a master, I really don't know what my life will be like. But the so-called body memory just now is really pie in the sky." , who knows kung fu inexplicably, this is a huge bargain. Besides, having Li Er as a teacher will make it easier to communicate with Qin Xuan. If he becomes a master, she will be able to look up to him. And with the protection of this great god in the future, What are you afraid of at work? With so many benefits, I have to worship this teacher."
Thinking about it, he knelt down and said, "Master, please bow to me, my disciple."
There was no reply after kowtowing, thinking that Li Er would have to stand up before he could speak.
Li Er said, "This worship is too shabby."
Jiang Jinjiu asked, "How should I pray?"
Qin Xuan scolded, "Stupid! Of course I have to perform the apprenticeship ceremony."
Li Er said, "That's right, the rules in my industry are that you must first worship the Lord of Heaven and Earth as your personal teacher, then the Patriarch, and finally the Master. After I have given you a lesson and given a name, you and I will have the status of master and disciple."
Qin Zhaoyun said, "Second Master, these rules... seem to be from the old opera troupe."
Li Erdao: "Yes, that's how I worship as a master, and you have to worship like this when you are my disciple."
Qinxuan smiled and said, "Okay, I'll do whatever the second master says. Leave this matter to me. We'll become a disciple when we choose an auspicious day."
Li Er laughed again.
After the three of them finished masturbating, they took Li Er to see the night view of the city. It wasn't until after eleven o'clock that Li Er turned into a ball of light and returned to the porcelain vase. Qin Xuan calculated it and it seemed that Li Er could stay outside for up to four hours.
Although the three of them still had unfinished business, they had no choice but to go home.
