Chapter 159 Thief of Saints

Style: Romance Author: Super crazy mosquitoWords: 5067Update Time: 24/01/12 08:42:49
Got to the place.

Silly Zhu realized that he had overestimated himself and underestimated the people of this era. What he could think of, others had actually thought of it and put it into practical action.

A scene that caught my eye.

It really shocked Silly Zhu.

Look around.

They are all people, fishing people.

Although it is not densely packed, it still surrounds the entire lake. There are men and women, old and young. Without exception, they all hold fishing rods in their hands. The difference is that some fishing rods are more professional and some are crudely made. The owner closest to Silly Pillar randomly found a stick, tied a line, hook, float, and bait on it, and then came here to fish with a bucket.

Why.

A sigh rose in Shazhu's heart.

Dishes.

Everyone's face had the kind of look that made Silly Zhu feel panicked.

This is why they are here fishing.

Speaking of fishing, Shazhu had seen Yan Fugui fishing. He had gained a lot wherever he made his nest, and there was no reason to return empty-handed.

Sha Zhu looked at Yan Fugui, Yan Fugui looked at Sha Zhu, and both of them smiled bitterly.

have to.

Stop choosing a place.

If there's room for you, just squeeze in.

"Third uncle, do you want to come together?" Silly Zhu asked with a smile, "Or do you want to separate?"

"Why should we separate? We'll be lucky if there's a place for us to fish." Yan Fugui pointed to an empty space more than two meters wide in front of him, "The two of us will fish here."

"Okay, it's up to you."

Silly Zhu followed Yan Fugui's instructions and walked towards the empty lot.

to be honest.

How to fish, how to set the hook, and other fishing knowledge, Shazhu didn't know anything about it. If it wasn't to fill his stomach, Shazhu didn't want to come here at all.

Mainly because I can't bear the loneliness.

Now it's time to catch the ducks, and he can't stand the loneliness of fishing, so he has to come fishing. There are still two mouths waiting for food at home.

Will not return.

But it's hard for Silly Pillar.

Next to him is Yan Fugui. He has never eaten pork and has never seen a pig running. Following Yan Fugui's appearance, he just hooks up, just like a cat and a tiger.

As soon as he sat down, several old men next to him couldn't help but turn their heads and look around. They knew Yan Fugui, but they didn't know who Silly Zhu was.

"Lao Yan, didn't you come to fish? Why are you here again?"

"If I come to fish, there is a 50% chance of catching a fish." Yan Fugui's logic is very weird. "If I don't come to fish, there is a 100% chance that I won't catch a fish. I have to try no matter what."

"This little brother is your son?"

Silly Zhu almost fainted and fell to the ground.

I am Yan Fugui’s son.

We two don't look alike at all.

"I don't have that blessing. He is a neighbor in my courtyard, and his name is He Yuzhu." In front of an outsider, Yan Fugui rarely called He Yuzhu, the big name of Silly Zhu, "I just got married yesterday, and today he dragged me to fish, saying I need to make fish soup for my wife."

Five years in support.

Silly Zhu learned something.

That means you can’t underestimate anyone.

After Yan Fugui revealed his identity, Shazhu stood up, took out the cigarette in his pocket, walked over and lit it for several old men. Yan Fugui praised him highly, so he had to give it to Yan Fugui. Earn money to earn face.

"Big front door, good smoke."

Several old men smoked Shazhu's cigarettes and looked at Shazhu highly.

Contains smoke.

But the biggest factor is Si Zhu's courtesy towards them.

I feel happy in my heart, but I can't help but say a few words to Silly Zhu.

"I just got married, so I need to save some money and buy some belongings."

Silly Zhu showed a naive smile and said nothing.

However, Yan Fugui became energetic and told the story about Shazhu. When the old men heard that Shazhu had been earning money for himself since he was seventeen years old, in just a few years, he had completed the three-turn and one-ring purchase. , suddenly speechless, looking at Silly Zhu in front of him, and then thinking about his incompetent children, he really wanted to change their identities, thinking that it would be great if this kid was his grandson, they were convinced by this ability.

"Zhuzi, do you have any brothers?"

An old man had a calculating look in his eyes.

Why didn't this honest boy show up earlier? If he had showed up a few years earlier, his precious granddaughter Ran Qiuye wouldn't have delayed getting married until now.

When the other uncles heard this, they were immediately dissatisfied.

Steal the show.

No no no.

Steal people.

"Old Rantou, put away your petty thoughts. You didn't listen to Lao Yan, saying that this Zhuzhu has a sister." The little old man who demolished Lao Rantou turned to Silly Zhu and said, "Zhuzhu, How old is your sister? I have a little son who is about the same age as you. Let them meet when I have time."

Silly column has black lines all over his head.

never mind.

I can't afford it, I really can't afford it.

He was just here to fish, so why did he sell his sister He Yuyu in such a confused way?

useless.

"My sister Yuyu has just entered her first year of high school this year."

"Still in high school? But it doesn't matter. You can get them engaged first, and then let them get married after your sister graduates from high school."

"Old Liutou, what nonsense are you talking about? Zhu Zhu only wants his sister to get admitted to college." Yan Fugui's eyes suddenly widened, he pointed at the place where Silly Zhu just laid the hook, and whispered, " Bite the hook.”

Silly Zhu also noticed the difference in the fishing rod in his hand.

Becoming a little heavy.

He thought to himself, this fish bit the hook in time, and it was a social fish that settled things properly, otherwise Silly Zhu would not have known how to face these old men.

Following Yan Fugui's command, he used both hands to pull up the fishing rod.

as expected.

There was a carp weighing about seven or eight kilograms caught on the fishhook. It was plump and its scales turned a light golden color under the sunlight.

Calm scene.

Became restless.

I don’t know how long it has been, but no one has caught a big fish weighing seven or eight pounds here.

People's eyes quickly fell on the fish.

Some people saw the way, and some were still confused, including Silly Zhu, who was also confused. On the one hand, from setting the hook to catching the fish, it only lasted thirteen or four minutes.

Speed ​​is the reason.

The bigger reason is that this fish is too fat.

As a cook.

Silly Zhu saw the essence at a glance.

This is a spawning fish.

In other words.

Silly Zhu hooked up a fish and caught a expectant fish mother who was about to give birth to her larvae in a day or two.

Chefs have chef rules.

Silly Zhu also had his own bottom line. He took the fish off the hook, with a faint bitter smile on his face. He gently tapped the fish's head with his hand, and a scolding voice came out of his mouth.

"Remember, don't be greedy, otherwise this will be the end of your gluttony. I also want to remind you that you are going to be a mother soon, so take care of yourself and don't get caught."

He let go of his hand, and the fish in his hand hit the lake water with its tail and disappeared into the blue waves in the blink of an eye. Was he reluctant to part with it? Myths are all lies.

"Zhuzi, you really make the third uncle look down upon you."

Silly Zhu chuckled.

Reasons for release were given.

"Third uncle, you have also seen that the fish is about to give birth to its cubs. If I eat it, I will not be hungry for a meal, but if I let it go, the larvae it will give birth to will solve the problem of many people's hunger. .”

Saying these words that are not explanations, but not explanations, Shazhu followed the fishing skills taught by Yan Fugui just now and threw out the fishhook.

after an hour.

Another fish bit the hook.

This is a big fish weighing three to four pounds.

Silly Zhu was stunned.

Yan Fugui and the others couldn't figure it out either.

They were all people, using exactly the same bait. Some people came earlier than Shazhu. Why was it that among them, Shazhu was the only one who caught the fish?

Counting the big carp that Shazhu released earlier, Shazhu caught two fish within an hour and a half.

"Zhuzi, you have fooled the third uncle. With your fishing skills, you still said you don't know how to fish."

Silly Zhu picked up the carp weighing three to four kilograms and said with a smile: "I hope that good people will be rewarded."

"Yes, yes, it must be like this. I guess this fish is the son of the fish in front. You let its mother go, and it comes to repay the favor."

Yan Fugui’s imagination.

It's really big.

Silly Zhu didn't care. He wasn't going to catch it anymore. This big fish weighing three to four kilograms was enough for their family of three to eat for two days. They would make fish head with chopped pepper in the evening, steamed carp at noon tomorrow, and soak it in fish soup in the evening. Wowotou.

Quality of life is terrible.

Things cannot be done all at once.

After he said hello to several uncles, he looked at Yan Fugui again. Yan Fugui, who understood what Sha Zhu meant, quickly came over and occupied Sha Zhu's fishing nest.

"Zhuzi, the third uncle won't go back with you."

"Then I'll go back first."

Silly Zhu carried the fish he caught and rode his bicycle back to the courtyard.



The neighbors in the courtyard were all half-full.

Silly Zhu came in carrying a fish.

It instantly attracted the attention of the neighbors. One of them, counting them all, focused their attention on the fish in Silly Zhu's hand.

As for Silly Zhu carrying the fish, he was artificially ignored by them.

Some people swallowed their saliva in dismay.

His eyes were full of envy.

Silly Zhu went out fishing with his fishing rod. Jia Zhang took it as a joke and told it to all the neighbors in the courtyard. His words were full of disdain, and he said categorically that Silly Zhu would be embarrassed and would not be able to catch a single fish.

Reality is like a slap in the face.

Silly Zhu not only caught fish, but also caught a big fish. The fish weighed more than four kilograms. A family of three could eat sparingly and eat for several days.

Some adults were afraid that their children would cause trouble, so they coaxed their children into the house before the children could react, and the door was closed.

Only the Jia family didn't do this. When they saw Shazhu coming back from fishing, Bangge originally had his back to Shazhu, but Jia and Zhang deliberately made him face to face.

"Fish!" BangGeng did not disappoint Jia Zhang. BangGeng, whose head was forcibly turned away by Jia Zhang, was indeed a master with the dual attributes of thief saint and white-eyed wolf who influenced countless people in later generations. In the blink of an eye, he followed Jia Zhang made a fuss, and the Thief Saint pointed at the fish carried by Silly Zhu, and reminded Jia Zhang over and over again, "Fish! Grandma, fish!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang touched Banggeng's little head with her hand, her eyes full of love.

Seeing this trace of kindness, Shazhu sighed in his heart.

Crocodile kindness.

After a long period of time, he became a famous thief in the courtyard and a white-eyed wolf who was despised by countless neighbors. Jia Zhang's contribution was indispensable.

No wonder Shazhu was kicked out by Bangge in his previous life.

Even blood relatives cannot be trusted.

What's more, it's an outsider who is not related by blood.

Human nature has no bottom line.

Silly Zhu casually handed the fish to Yu Li, parked the bicycle, and locked the bike uneasily.

Bangge, who is eight years old this year, has already made the courtyard a mess.

If this bad thing happened to Shazhu's bicycle, Jia Zhang would definitely take the opportunity to cause trouble.

Yi Zhonghai, who was squatting in front of Yi's house smoking at this time, would definitely stand on the other side of Jia's house and ask Silly Zhu to pay some money, and the big issue would be reduced to a trivial matter.

Xu Damao discussed with Sha Zhu in private whether he should find a way to knock Yi Zhonghai down once and for all, but Sha Zhu did not agree.

Two reasons.

The first reason is that Yi Zhonghai is really an unbeatable Xiaoqiang. He was disgraced by Silly Zhu five years ago and had to leave the courtyard to take refuge.

Who would have thought.

In the process of supporting Yi Zhonghai, thousands of people signed a petition to praise Yi Zhonghai.

Silly Zhu also heard about that.

It is said that Yi Zhonghai traveled more than ten miles of mountain roads in the rain and invited doctors to save the lives of those people.

Back to the rolling mill.

He studied his skills diligently and became one of the few eighth-level technicians in the steel rolling mill.

Liu Haizhong is still a level six.

The second reason.

The timing is wrong.

It's 60 years now. In a few years, without Xu Damao's advice, Silly Zhu himself will report Yi Zhonghai's subordinates and regard Yi Zhonghai as his own merits.

to be honest.

Silly Zhu used Yi Zhonghai as a springboard.

Now.

Slowly.

It’s time to raise fish.



Jia Zhang is here.

The old Qianpo led Banggian and walked up to Shazhu. She looked directly at the fish in Yu Li's hand and couldn't help but lick her chapped lips.

Silly Zhu vaguely saw the drool dripping from the corner of the old Qian woman's mouth.

He was beyond greedy.

"Silly pillar."

"Silly pillar."

Silly Zhu's calm face immediately became unstable, and even more anger seeped out of his eyes.

The silly pillar in the front is called by Jia Zhang, and the silly pillar in the back is called by Bangge.

What a white-eyed wolf.

No wonder, in the last life, Banggeng kept shouting, "What kind of adults are they, what kind of children are they?"

Yu Li pretended to be angry.

It's okay to scold her.

It's not okay to bully Silly Zhu.

She was stopped by Silly Zhu.

"Daughter-in-law, don't get angry. It's her business that she doesn't have a tutor. She's being scolded as a beast, so we don't need a piece of meat."

Jia Zhang's face.

Green.

Angry with Silly Pillar?

Don't dare.

Unreasonable.

After all, Bangge called Silly Zhu, and there were so many people around, and they had the idea of ​​​​plotting the fish in Silly Zhu's family. If there was a falling out, Silly Zhu would definitely not give the fish to their Jia family.

"Bangge, what's called Silly Zhu outside? He's called Silly Uncle."

"Don't bark, just do it. The dogs will be bored by then." Silly Zhu taught Bangge word for word, "Banggen, when you meet older people from now on, call them Lao Immortal."

Damn this kid.

so smart.

He knew it as soon as he taught it, and he also used the knowledge taught by Shazhu on Jia and Zhang.

"Grandma, I don't call you grandma anymore. I call you old immortal. You are old and immortal, and he is old and immortal too."

Cute little hands.

Pointed at Yi Zhonghai.

It is clear.

The one who never dies refers to Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai, who was lying on the gun for no apparent reason, dropped the cigarettes in his hand to the ground.

"Banggeng, good boy, that's what you call me." Silly Zhu took out a fruit candy left yesterday from his pocket and stuffed it into Banggian's hand, "I'll reward you with a candy."

Xiaodang, who was squatting on the ground and playing with the mud, was a big kid. When he saw Banggeng, he called Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai "Lao Immortal". After receiving a fruit candy, he also called them "Lao Immortal".

Silly Zhu was really a bowl of water and rewarded Xiaodang with a fruit candy.

"Zhuzi, what are you doing? Do you teach children like this?" The hypocrite said angrily: "What do children know? You are such a big man, but you are as knowledgeable as a child."

"Master, what you said is wrong. Aunt Jia is not angry at all. Why are you so angry at an outsider whose surname is not Jia? Does it have anything to do with you?"

Silly Zhu discovered that his wife was really good at it.

This soft knife.

Yi Zhonghai was disgraced due to the commotion.

It is equivalent to openly saying that Yi Zhonghai is related to Banggan and Xiaodang.

It's like bringing up old things again.

The rights and wrongs of five years ago flashed through the minds of the neighbors again.

Among the children of the Jia family, why do Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu not have much to do with each other, and even go so far as to teach crooked things, but Yi Zhonghai is as anxious as an ant in a fire.

Is it possible?

(End of chapter)