Widow remarriage application form.
After filling out the form, hand it to the street.
Jia Zhang is speechless.
The yellow mud fell off my crotch. It was either feces or feces.
Anyone who dares to say that he won't marry will definitely look very ugly on the street's face.
After you wrote the application and got it for you, you said you won't get married. This is equivalent to teasing the street old Wang. After all, Old Wang didn't know that Jia Zhang's application was written by Xu Damao behind Jia Zhang's back. Written by
The turtle grandson Xu Damao actually awakened the Saint-stealing gene that only Banggen has, and unknowingly handed out an application form from Lao Wang.
Doing this immoral thing in the name of helping.
Xu Damao is the only one in my courtyard.
This move.
high.
Silly Zhu's eyes were looking at Xu Damao who was filling out the form carefully. He now had an idea. Xu Damao, who was currently lying on the table helping Jia Zhang fill out the single mother's pursuit of happiness application form, was the sworn enemy Xu Damao who had never dealt with Silly Zhu in his previous life. ?
Gives me the feeling of being stupid.
A little stunned.
It was as if the Xu Damao in front of him was not Xu Damao.
It's coming in a hurry.
Go in a hurry.
After writing the application form, Xu Damao did not show up in the courtyard for several days.
As an essential member of the Siheyuan, Xu Damao's absence gave the Siheyuan a rare few days that could be described as ordinary, but a little uneven.
A few insignificant things happened.
The first one was that Jia Dongxu, who was arrested because of the music box incident, was released after being educated by the street. The price was that the music box was confiscated. I heard that the steel rolling mill also gave Jia Dongxu a big demerit.
Yi Zhonghai was also miserable. He couldn't bear to listen to the sound box he bought for hundreds of thousands, so he sent it to the Jia family. Not only did Yi Zhonghai not get the friendship of the Jia family, but he also made him inexplicably irritated.
The second thing happened, Qin Huairu returned to Jia's house from the hospital. The baby in her belly was gone, but it did not affect subsequent childbirth, but she needed to stay in bed for a few days.
Uncharacteristically, Mrs. Jia Zhang bought a chicken for Qin Huairu, and made Qin Huairu drink chicken soup for several days. Mrs. Jia Zhang was not willing to eat the chicken, saying that the chicken belonged to Qin Huairu, so Qin Huairu had to eat it no matter what. Take good care of your health and try to give birth to a fat boy for Dongxu next year.
It can be called a strange thing in the courtyard.
The evil mother-in-law suddenly stopped being evil.
Qin Huairu also promised with tears in her eyes that she would take good care of her health and no matter what she said, she would let Jia Zhang hold this fat grandson.
Jia Zhang happily decided on the name Bangge.
The third thing is that the conflicts between the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai, and the Jia family have become somewhat intensified in the past few days.
The reason was the chicken that the Jia family bought to replenish Qin Huairu's health.
The deaf old lady, who had been eating steamed buns and cabbage soup for two months, found Yi Zhonghai and said she wanted to eat something good.
Yi Zhonghai was worried about the matter with the Jia family. He didn't know where to vent his anger, so he didn't agree to the deaf old lady's idea of eating meat.
The deaf old lady turned around and went to Jia's house. She sat there and refused to leave, giving various hints that she wanted to eat chicken.
Jia Zhang was also immoral and deliberately pretended not to understand the meaning of the deaf old lady's words. Finally, she couldn't hold on anymore and pushed the deaf old lady out of Jia's house.
In the process of pushing out the house, the old godly woman used a little more force and pushed the deaf old lady to sit on the child's feces.
The deaf old lady had a big quarrel with Jia Zhang, saying that Jia Zhang didn't take her as the ancestor of the courtyard seriously, and asked Yi Zhonghai to hold a courtyard meeting. Yi Zhonghai promised the deaf old lady a few points. The conflict did not become tense.
The fourth matter is the remarriage of Jia Zhang.
He didn't show up in the courtyard for several days, which made Silly Zhu mistakenly think that Xu Damao was just a bad guy who was showing off his words and appeared in the courtyard.
As soon as Turtle Sun entered the hospital, he gave Si Zhu a look that said you were waiting for a good show.
In Sha Zhu's confused and confused eyes, a figure that was still fresh in Sha Zhu's memory came into Sha Zhu's eyes.
Captain Jia Guijia.
Captain Jia, who appeared in the courtyard at this time, must have gone through some self-grooming. He was wearing a black forward hat, a gray tunic suit, grass green pants on his legs, a pair of cow-head cloth shoes on his feet, and a hand in his hand. Carrying a box of snacks.
The feeling given to Silly Zhu was that he didn't look like a prince even if he put on the dragon robe. The hat, top, pants, etc., all showed a strong sense of disobedience.
It was as if the clothes were not put on a human body, but on this beast.
That doesn't look right.
Captain Jia visited the courtyard.
There was also a box of snacks in his hand.
It is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world.
Silly Zhu was confused.
Those in the courtyard were also stunned.
I vaguely remember that these people in the courtyard have nothing to do with Jia Gui.
In other words.
Jia Gui should not choose to visit the courtyard on Sunday.
whats the matter?
Why come?
Everyone was confused.
Silly Zhu's eyes shifted from Jia Gui to Xu Damao. He didn't know if it was because he knew Xu Damao too well. Silly Zhu always felt that Jia Gui's visit to the courtyard had a great relationship with Xu Damao. Suddenly in his mind He thought of the widow's remarriage application form that Xu Damao wrote in front of him a few days ago.
My heart moved.
Isn't Jia Guimo the one who came to have a blind date with Jia Zhang?
The more you look.
The more I feel that I am right.
Xu Damao, a pure evil villain, really disgusted the Jia family to death. He didn't do it sooner or later, but he chose Sunday to do it. He even let Jia and Zhang go on a blind date in front of his son, Jia Dongxu. Captain Guijia.
Silly Zhu remembered the words he used to choke Jia Dongxu, "Why does Jia Dongxu call your stepfather uncle?" Or call me dad? Or call me grandpa?
Taking advantage of the opportunity when everyone was stunned, Shazhu grabbed Xu Damao's left cuff with his hand, and said in a low voice in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Xu Damao, you are really good, you are really good." Find a wife for Jia Zhang. Where did you get such a thing? It’s scary to look at it in broad daylight. Let me tell you, this thing probably won’t work. It doesn’t matter what kind of virtue Jia Zhang has. If you don’t become Captain Jia Guijia, all your hard work will be in vain.”
"Silly Zhu, you've made me so sad. I didn't want to find a wife for Jia Zhang and a stepfather for Jia Dongxu. I just wanted to disgust Jia Zhang and let the Jia family know the consequences of offending me, Xu Damao. Besides, I didn’t find Jia Gui. I met him accidentally on the street. Jia Gui asked me where the Siheyuan was and said that he came to the Siheyuan for a blind date with Jia Zhang. Then he kindly pointed out the Siheyuan to Jia Gui. On the way, let me tell you, there are people who are going on a blind date with Jia Zhang."
Silly Zhu's head was buzzing.
He thought that Jia Gui's blind date with Jia Zhang was Xu Damao's handiwork.
Co-authorship is not.
I didn't hear what Xu Damao said, saying that someone else was going to go on a blind date with Jia Zhang.
Today for Jia Zhang.
It was an absolute surprise. I was blindly matched with someone out of nowhere, and even went on two blind dates in a row.
Presumably, Jia Zhang's reputation will become the talk of the town in the courtyard and surrounding alleys in the near future.
Jia Dongxu will also become famous in the steel rolling mill.
I just don’t know if anyone will ask Jia Dongxu, which stepfather do you like?
"Are you really doing it?"
"When did I tell you a lie?" Xu Damao, who had spoken to Silly Zhu, pointed at Jia Zhang who was standing in the courtyard watching the play, and said to Jia Gui: "This Comrade Jia, the chubby middle-aged woman opposite , she is the Jia Zhang you are looking for."
Find your own!
Jia Zhang's eyes fell on the snacks in Jia Gui's hands.
There is a clear word "福福" on the snack wrapper.
The dim sum of Jufu, a time-honored brand in the capital, was a tribute to the emperor back then. It was quite expensive and tasted delicious. Jia Zhang had never tasted it.
The old Qianpo thought about Jia Gui's origins. She was sure that she did not have a relative like Jia Gui in her memory. With this unprecedented appearance, she was not a relative of the Jia family.
Then I thought about it.
Could it be a relative who has never been around before?
He was ugly and shady, and the two families never interacted with each other. Either because of his poor background, Lao Jia was afraid that it would affect his family's future, so he didn't tell Jia and Zhang that he had such a relative.
I heard that Jia Dongxu had married a daughter-in-law and came to visit relatives with Jufu's snacks.
Jufu's dim sum is not cheap.
Jia Zhang came up with an answer on her own.
My surname is Jia, and I still have money, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to buy Jufu’s snacks.
Jia Gui, Lao Jia, and Xiao Jia are all members of the Jia family.
"I am Jia Zhang, who are you?"
"I'm Jia Gui."
Jia Gui agreed with a smile and walked towards Jia Zhang.
Xu Damao took this opportunity to quickly clear away the suspicion on him.
"Aunt Jia, is Jia Gui really a relative of yours? As long as he is a relative of yours, don't go on to claim that he is not a relative of yours and you want to blame me, Xu Damao."
Jia Zhang, whose mind was occupied by brain-filling monsters, firmly believed in the speculations of Jia Gui's relatives. She didn't taste the specific meaning of Xu Damao's words at all, so she replied a few words.
"Xu Damao, look at what you said. There are still people who mistakenly identify relatives these days? They are really relatives of our family. I haven't seen them for many years. I didn't think of it for a while. They are relatives of our family and will not come after you. It’s too late for my old lady to thank you, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to meet our relatives.”
Mrs. Jia Zhang turned her face to greet Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu.
"Brother Jia, this is my son. His name is Dongxu. He works at the steel rolling mill. That is his wife, Qin Huairu. She is a country girl. What are you looking at? She is pouring water for your uncle."
Jia Gui handed the snacks to Jia Zhang.
Jia Zhang took it and saw that it was really Jufu's snack, and handed it to Jia Dongxu.
A wise child is better than his mother.
As the son of Jia Zhang, Jia Dongxu certainly knows what Jia Zhang is thinking. He is also greedy for this thing, and he has two enemies, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao.
For the sake of showing off, I deliberately opened the snacks in front of outsiders. There were twelve snacks embroidered with zodiac signs neatly placed inside.
The deaf old lady exclaimed, "Twelve zodiac signs."
"Old lady, you are really a gourmet, which is exactly the zodiac sign of Ju Fu."
"My old lady has heard of Ju Fu's twelve zodiac signs, but she has never eaten them. Back then, these were the tributes given to the emperor and empress in the palace. They looked delicious. When I got older, I became greedy for these things. I just But these legs and feet are inconvenient and can’t walk such a long distance, otherwise my old lady would have to go to Jufu to buy some of their snacks.”
The deaf old lady is tricking the Jia family, the snacks are opened, my deaf old lady said this, why don't you hurry up and give me a piece.
Mrs. Jia Zhang deliberately pretended not to hear and covered the snacks casually.
"Old sister, why are you covering it? Eat, this snack must be eaten while it's hot." Jia Gui urged, "I bought it just for you to eat. If it's not enough, I'll buy it."
My family knows their own affairs.
Know that you are ugly.
Worried about not getting married.
Jia Gui, who has always been very confused, rarely used his brain for a while and played the trick of making cooked rice. As long as the Jia family eats his snacks, the marriage is set.
This was the idea given to him by Golden Label.
Jia Zhang didn't think about Jia Gui's desire for his own body, and thought wholeheartedly that Jia Gui was a relative of their Jia family who had never been around.
I came to my door today carrying snacks. I really came to visit relatives.
Feeling like showing off, he followed Jia Gui's instructions and ate some snacks. While eating, he praised Jia Gui with a smile.
"It's still me, brother Jia Gui, who loves me, my old sister-in-law, and knows that I have never enjoyed it in my life. He bought such expensive snacks to come see me. After eating this box of snacks, my old lady will be satisfied even if she dies."
The taste of the Jia family made the deaf old lady, who was already greedy, unable to stop. Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore and ordered Yi Zhonghai's general.
"Zhong Hai!"
Yi Zhonghai looked at the deaf old lady.
In my mind, I cursed the deaf old lady’s eight generations of ancestors.
This mouth.
I don’t know when I will stop being greedy.
Typical of remembering to eat but not to fight.
The person who had been working with his tail between his legs for two months started to play tricks again.
Yi Zhonghai couldn't afford to lose this person.
When the deaf old lady saw that Yi Zhonghai ignored him and saw Sha Zhu and Xu Damao standing aside watching the show, she called Sha Zhu, with the intention of asking Sha Zhu to help come forward to ask for this huge blessing snack from the Jia family. , or let Shazhu pay for her to buy a box of Jufu's snacks.
Silly Zhu smiled and replied to the deaf old lady, "Old lady, if you really want to eat, you can get me money later and I will ride a bicycle for you. I will let you eat this huge amount no matter what." Ford’s snacks.”
"What did you say?" The deaf old lady instantly used the skill of pretending to be deaf, "You want to buy me a huge snack, Silly Zhu, you are such a good boy."
"This old lady is really willing to let me spend money. The key point is that we have no money." Silly Zhu did not pick on the deaf old lady, "I can't buy it for you even if I want to."
Then I thought about it.
This is Yi Zhonghai's business. Yi Zhonghai ignores you. If you come to me, I owe you.
"Master, the old lady is greedy for Jufu's snacks. You must have heard what I said just now. She asked me to pay for her to buy Jufu's snacks. To put it bluntly, I am now that donkey dung egg. On the surface, I have everything at home, including a bicycle, sewing machine, radio, and camera. In fact, I really have no money. There is a lot of famine outside, and I can’t afford to feed the old lady anything good.”
Yi Zhonghai heard what Si Zhu said.
I was helpless for a moment.
It was obviously Yi Zhonghai's trick to kidnap everyone morally, but at this time, Silly Zhu used it on Yi Zhonghai, and Yi Zhonghai could not refute it.
The courtyard is recognized as the moonlight.
These people in the courtyard secretly spread rumors that Silhu was still young after all and could not control himself and spent money randomly. When Silhu married a wife in the future and had a wife to control him, the problem of spending money randomly would be cured.
its intention.
Let the shrew tigress educate the fool.
"Pillar."
"Master." Silly Zhu's big stick of moral kidnapping hit Yi Zhonghai on the head, "Having lived in a compound for so many years, I know what you are like. You are frugal, and Auntie is frugal. The key is outside. Those people are talking nonsense. I don’t know who spread it these days, saying that you and the old lady are living together, and you don’t give the old lady good food every day, just a meal of Wotou and cabbage soup, and wait for the old lady to fall asleep. People in the courtyard While you were asleep, you and the aunt secretly ate something good. Anyway, I don’t believe it. Don’t blame me, a junior, for telling you. Give the old lady something good to eat. We have to put an end to this rumor. source."
A pun.
That is to say, the hypocrite is tricked.
It also instigated the relationship between the Jia family and Yi Zhonghai.
Silly Zhu deliberately used a qualifying word these days.
There has been a conflict between Yi Zhonghai and the Jia family in the courtyard these days, and the deaf old lady seems to have had a conflict with Yi Zhonghai as well.
There are fools making profits inside and out.
Xu Damao looked at Silly Zhu with twinkling eyes.
Good guy.
This is deceiving hypocrites in the opposite direction.
"You are the steward of our courtyard. You represent the face of our courtyard. No matter what I say, you will be accused of abusing the old lady. We juniors are watching you, so you have to do it for us juniors. A qualified role model, why don't you pay for some chicken, duck, fish, etc., and I, the chef, will definitely make the old lady eat well, and I will also let you and the aunt eat well."
Yan Fugui and Xu Damao immediately became energetic.
This routine.
What they are familiar with is no longer familiar.
Guess with your toes, you all know what Silly Zhu is going to do.
The name is to cook for the deaf old lady.
In fact, Silhu is trying to steal Yi Zhonghai's wool again.
Last year, Yi Zhonghai carried half a kilogram of pork and asked Sha Zhu to cook meat dishes for the deaf old lady. Sha Zhu gave Yan Fugui 2 taels of pork, and used the remaining 3 taels of pork to let the deaf old lady eat a meal. Sha Zhu and Yu Yu The meal was also taken care of by hand.
Typical anti-vampire routine.
If Yi Zhonghai really agrees to Si Zhu's suggestion, Yan Fugui thinks he can make a profit, and Xu Damao also thinks he can take advantage.
The courtyard belongs to their family and they have a good relationship with Shazhu.
"Silly Zhu, you are so thoughtful. Who dares to say that the old man won't give the old lady good food? I, Xu Damao, will beat him to death."
Shamao actively cooperated with Shazhu, and he looked at the Jia family provocatively.
This invisibly proves what Silly Zhu said before, "Someone has been spreading rumors about Yi Zhonghai these days."
Yi Zhonghai also looked at the Jia family.
Because of the radio and Qin Huairu's miscarriage, Jia Zhang was really quarreling with Yi Zhonghai, if what Si Zhu and Xu Damao said was true.
The person who spread the rumor to him was Jia Zhang.
Yan Fugui also stepped in.
"Xu Damao, Silly Zhu, what are you doing? The first uncle has his own considerations. The third uncle knows that you have good intentions and is worried that the first uncle's reputation will be damaged. The first uncle understands your kindness and arranges for the old lady to have a meal. The first uncle and the first aunt have plans in their minds about this matter."
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