Yi Zhonghai felt that his brain was not enough.
Late at night.
It's quiet at night.
Qin Huairu, the new daughter-in-law of the Jia family, appeared in the home of Sha Zhu, a bachelor. Even though Sha Zhu was not old, he was still a man, a man of flesh and blood.
What is the Jia family doing?
Jia Dongxu is not dead yet!
I really thought Yi Zhonghai couldn't figure out what Mrs. Jia's mother-in-law had planned.
He must have been heading for the sewing machine again.
The sewing machine was bought by Yi Zhonghai, and it was reasonable for Jia Dongxu to use the new sewing machine to pay off the debt for the new bicycle that Jia Dongxu had lost.
The Jia family's mother-in-law poked Yi Zhonghai's heart with her words again and again. She just felt that Yi Zhonghai and his wife were destitute and wanted Jia Dongxu to help with their retirement, so she took the opportunity to blackmail Yi Zhonghai and wanted Yi Zhonghai to help provide for the Jia family. Three turns and one sound.
The character of a hypocrite is destined to prevent him from being blackmailed.
I can give it to you, but you can't force me.
The plan of the Jia family's mother-in-law turned out to be an act of forcing Yi Zhonghai. In the courtyard meeting tonight, the Jia family's mother-in-law was very strange.
Yi Zhonghai suddenly thought of a point of view that he had ignored.
Jia Zhang reports the deaf old lady!
In other words.
Yi Zhonghai may be taking the blame for Jia Zhang.
The more I think about it.
The greater the possibility.
Yi Zhonghai listened quietly to the news coming from next door. After knowing that he might be blamed, Yi Zhonghai's idea was very simple, to make up for it as much as possible.
Know thyself, ever-victorious.
Listen to the noise first.
…
"Qin Huairu!"
Silly Zhu's voice sounded.
Looking at the miserable woman who had harmed him all his life, Silly Zhu was filled with emotions and mixed emotions. He mistakenly thought that his entanglement with Qin Huairu should have started after Jia Dongxu's death. At that time, Silly Zhu couldn't. After getting married, with the experience and lessons learned in his previous life, if Shazhu can't get a wife before Qin Huairu becomes a widow in this life, he will really be a millionaire.
Fortune plays tricks on people.
Qin Huairu was married to a courtyard house and lived there for twenty days.
Come quietly at night.
According to Shazhu's understanding of Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu, Qin Huairu must be followed by the eyes of the Jia family's mother and son.
If this is shouting.
trouble.
can not say it clearly.
Silly Zhu suddenly felt a little lucky to have a drink with Yan Fugui and Xu Damao tonight.
It's a good thing these two didn't leave.
Otherwise, Silly Pillar will be like a piece of mud that falls off his crotch. If it’s not shit, it’s still shit.
At this time, Qin Huairu had just become a woman, and her youthfulness had not completely faded away. The charm of a new woman and the shyness of coming to Shazhu's house were perfectly reflected in Qin Huairu's young but charming cheeks, and her braided hemp braids hung down on the back of her head. , presumably because he hesitated at the door for a long time, his cheeks glowed with a slightly cold feeling.
"Qin Huairu, why are you here so late at night?"
Qin Huairu also didn't expect that there were Yan Fugui and Xu Damao in Shazhu's house. Her heart that was lifted in mid-air could barely fall to the ground. Qin Huairu was actually a hundred dissatisfied that Jia Zhang asked her to borrow Shazhu's sewing machine. Happily, she is Jia Dongxu's new wife, and Silly Zhu is a bachelor.
Jia Zhang kept saying that Si Zhu was only seventeen this year, so he was considered a minor.
Do you really know nothing at the age of seventeen?
Originally, Qin Huairu hoped that Jia Dongxu could help her and persuade her evil mother-in-law, but Jia Dongxu's performance disappointed Qin Huairu.
On going to Shazhu’s house to use the sewing machine.
The opinions of the Jia family's mother and son are unanimous.
Some people even shamelessly said things that made Qin Huairu feel uncomfortable.
"As a country girl, being able to marry into the city and eat the commercial food in the city is already a blessing you have earned in your previous life. I really thought that the food in our Jia family was so delicious. If I asked you to borrow a sewing machine, you would borrow it." Sewing machine, why are you talking so much nonsense?
Besides, that’s not Silly Zhu’s sewing machine, it’s our Jia family’s sewing machine, but it was occupied by Silly Zhu. As the daughter-in-law of the Jia family, it’s our Jia family’s right to use the Jia family’s sewing machine wherever you go. .
Don't be afraid. With your mother-in-law here and your husband Jia Dongxu here, there won't be any big trouble. If something happens to you, just scream and your husband and I will rush in to help you, in front of the neighbors in the courtyard. If you cry and make a fuss, you won't be able to do anything without peeling off your skin. '
Qin Huairu was also worried about being gossiped about. After all, Qin Huairu at this time was just a Qin Huairu who had just married into the courtyard and had not evolved into the scheming white lotus in later generations.
For Qin Huairu, Sha Zhu's bad attitude is not important. The important thing is that Sha Zhu still has Yan Fugui and Xu Damao at home.
There are many people.
It's equivalent to having a witness.
The provincial Qin Huairu is having a hard time being a good person, and the methods Jia Zhang taught her are really a bit embarrassing for Qin Huairu now.
"My mother-in-law asked me to borrow a sewing machine." Qin Huairu, worried about being misunderstood, quickly raised the thing she was holding, a piece of old rag, "I can make a pillowcase very quickly, it only takes a few minutes. "
After all, she was a little thin-skinned, and Qin Huairu chose not to say some of the things Jia Zhang taught her, such as shameless things like our sewing machine.
Xu Damao once again acted as the vanguard against the Jia family. Before Si Zhu could speak, Xu Damao took the lead and refused Qin Huairu's unreasonable request to borrow a sewing machine late at night.
Just two words.
Don't borrow.
In Xu Damao's mind, borrowing a sewing machine was not an option.
Qin Huairu stood there uneasily, with her head lowered, and her two hands had no place to hold the rag in her hand, and she heard a stabbing sound.
The small piece of cloth was torn in half.
Yan Fugui was old and the third uncle. When he saw Qin Huairu looking like he was about to cry, he sighed secretly in his heart and felt worthless for Qin Huairu. Marrying into the Jia family was like falling into a pit of fire. Inside, Yan Fugui could clearly see some of the things going on in the courtyard. It was so disgusting to force his new daughter-in-law, who had just been married to the Jia family for less than three weeks, to come to the house late at night to borrow a stupid sewing machine and replace it with someone else's. He couldn't do it, but the Jia family's mother and son forced Qin Huairu to come. If he shouted, Silhu couldn't explain it clearly, and Qin Huairu couldn't explain it either. He just waited to be wronged.
"Qin Huairu, Damao is young and energetic. He has a relationship with your Jia family. What he said is angry. Don't take it to heart. Silly Zhu is a bachelor. You just married into the courtyard. It's almost eight o'clock now. It's nine o'clock. You came to borrow a sewing machine late at night. You know, I know you are fine. You don't know, I thought what was wrong with you. Listen to the third uncle's advice and go home quickly. To borrow a sewing machine, you have to borrow it during the day. There’s a reason to borrow a sewing machine at night.”
The truth is this.
During the critical day, Shazhu's house locked its door.
This is a feature of the current coexistence of courtyard houses. Every household locks the door, and Jia Zhang is acting mischievously. She also knows what will happen if she picks the lock and enters the house.
General Tie is guarding the door during the day.
I was afraid of gossiping at night.
This sewing machine is insulated from the Jia family.
If it were Qin Huairu who evolved into the scheming white lotus in later generations, he would definitely cry and wash his face with tears. Now Qin Huairu can only stay where he is and express his opinions stubbornly.
"Qin Huairu, it's not that I don't let you use the sewing machine. We are all neighbors in the same courtyard. We look down and don't look up. Neighbors should help each other. The three of us drink, and sometimes we say some nasty words under the influence of the wine. You are here, and we look uncomfortable. If someone hears this, they will think that we are injured. If the complaint goes to the street, we may not be able to clear it even if we jump into the Yellow River, and your reputation will also be damaged."
Yan Fugui glanced at Si Zhu who was speaking.
He didn't expect Shazhu to say such a tactful word of rejection.
Better than Xu Damao.
Xu Damao, this bastard.
It's clear that watching the excitement is not a big deal.
"Silly Zhu, you are an unmarried bachelor. If you say these things to the married Qin Huairu, you are just playing tricks in front of Gong Gong. Qin Huairu doesn't know anything? You still have to tell others to avoid suspicion. , if people avoid suspicion, they won’t come to borrow sewing machines at night.”
Qin Huairu's face.
Teng suddenly turned red.
She heard the fishy meaning in Xu Damao's words.
Keep your head down.
Increasingly uneasy.
"The deaf old lady has just been arrested. Do you, Xu Damao, want to be the second person to be arrested?" Silly Zhu turned his face to Qin Huairu, who was still standing at the door like a wooden man, and said, "Qin Huairu, We drink and we talk about things. You, an outsider, affects our discussion. There are some words that we cannot live in front of you. I am not interested in what you think in your heart, but I still ask you to convey my thoughts to you. Mother-in-law, your husband, the bicycle I bought for 1.7 million yuan was lost by your husband Jia Dongxu, and this sewing machine attracted the attention of the neighbors."
"It's a testimony."
Silly Zhu, whose wrong statement was corrected by Yan Fugui, adopted Yan Fugui's suggestion. Paying attention to and witnessing represented different meanings.
"With the witness of the neighbors in the courtyard, this sewing machine was compensated to me and paid off the debt of my new bicycle. Don't think that I don't know what your mother-in-law thinks. I just saw that the sewing machine arrived at our house and I felt unhappy. I thought If you want to use the sewing machine, that’s no problem. You can leave it alone, but you can’t make any calculations.”
Silly Zhu told the consequences.
A lifetime ago.
Sha Zhu had learned a lesson in this regard. Just because Qin Huairu sat with Sha Zhu for a while in Sha Zhu's house, the old godly woman Jia Zhang held a funeral hall and said in front of the neighbors that Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu were not related. Chu, it's impossible for Silly Pillar to fall down twice in the same place.
"A lonely man and a widowed woman, if you shout aloud, or if you cry and make a fuss, I will have no choice but to practice shooting. Everyone is welcome in our family, but not your Jia family. If you come here again next time, , Don’t blame me for being rude, you can tell this to your mother-in-law, our two families have never been in contact with each other forever, if you want a sewing machine, you can return my new bicycle, it’s a waste of money, that’s funny.”
Qin Huairu left crying.
…
inside the house.
Silence fell.
Xu Damao and Xu Damao looked at Shazhu as if they were fools.
It seemed like this was the first time the two of them had met such a shrewd fool.
"What are you looking at? Drinking." Silly Zhu murmured, picking up the wine glass, "What a bad luck."
"Like my brother."
"Silly Zhu, if you think and say this, you are right. It is best for the Jia family not to have in-depth relationships. Jia Zhang is not an easy person to get along with."
With the help of wine.
Yan Fugui confessed some secrets from the past.
When Lao Jia died, Jia Dongxu was eight years old. Some people around him saw that the Jia Zhang family was orphaned and widowed, and they thought it was easy to bully them, so they thought of occupying the Jia family's property. Some people also had inappropriate thoughts about the Jia Zhang family. , as a result, Jia and Zhang had a good time and fought with those people with a dung bucket, and finally saved the Jia family's property.
As Jia Dongxu grew older, Jia Zhang was worried that the reputation of her evil mother-in-law would prevent Jia Dongxu from getting a good wife, so she curbed her bad temper and became a good person in the courtyard for several years. With Yi Zhonghai Qin Huairu was introduced to Jia Dongxu as his wife. Jia Zhang was in a state of relapse.
Listen to what Yan Fugui means.
Jia Zhang, who used to be a master of mischief in the past, will return to the courtyard house. This courtyard house is the courtyard house that Shazhu remembers.
Jia Zhang, who was very capable of controlling the scheming Bai Lian, was really not a stupid person to the core of his being.
"Silly Zhu, let me ask you, if Jia Dongxu finds your bicycle and the Jia family's mother-in-law comes to ask for the sewing machine, what will you do?"
Silly Zhu directly gave up two answers.
The first answer is that Silly Zhu’s bicycle has been lost for two months. Even if it is found, it will definitely be damaged in all aspects unless Jia Zhang pays compensation for Silly Zhu’s new bicycle.
A new bicycle for a new sewing machine.
The second answer is that Silly Zhu already has a bicycle. He will definitely not ask for an extra bicycle. The Jia family will keep the bicycle.
Sewing machine initiative.
In the hands of Silly Pillar.
I'm not afraid of Jia Zhang's mischief at all.
there is always a solution to a problem.
Listening to the cries of crickets, you can’t plant crops yet.
The three of them chatted without saying a word. In the blink of an eye, they had downed two and a half kilograms of white wine. Yan Fugui drank about three taels, and Xu Damao and Silly Zhu drank a kilogram each. They looked drunk and had no words on their lips. The doorkeeper is talking nonsense.
"Silly Zhu, third uncle, it's not me, Xu Damao, who looks down on the family across the street. What kind of bastards are they? When Jia Zhang didn't agree with Jia Dongxu's marriage to Qin Huairu, she gave me five thousand yuan and asked me to destroy it. As a result, I was After being beaten, my clothes were torn. Jia and Zhang turned their backs and refused to admit it. In just one sentence, I, Xu Damao, will be the lifelong enemy of the Jia family."
Xu Damao, who was in high spirits, told all the secrets of how he turned into a man. He boasted that he would sleep all over the place and become a real thief.
"Don't think that Jia Dongxu married Qin Huairu, and the Jia family just walked in front of me, Xu Damao. Let me tell you, there is no door. I, Xu Damao, did it many days before Jia Dongxu did. I, Xu Damao, will let Qin Huairu see it." , look at how popular I, Xu Damao, am."
Silly Zhu drank too much, and his mouth became tighter. He didn't act carelessly. He performed a gulp for everyone, and drank two taels of white wine into his stomach in one breath. It seemed like he had drunk too much. He drank all the white wine in his mouth. It's like drinking boiled water. The wine is no longer wine, it's just water.
Later, I don’t know what happened. The more they talked, the happier Xu Damao and Silly Zhu became. Facing Xu Damao who wanted to sleep all over the place with his lofty words, Silly Zhu didn’t have such ambitions. Unexpectedly, the tendon was cramped and he shouted for help. He recognized Xu Damao as his godson and asked Yan Fugui to testify.
time at this time.
Half past nine in the evening.
Thinking of going to work tomorrow, Yan Fugui persuaded Sha Zhu and Xu Damao that the day was long and he wanted to drink and continue tomorrow. The main reason was that Yan Fugui was worried that if he drank, Xu Damao would really become Sha Zhu's godson. The words of persuasion were still there. Yan Fugui's mouth was spinning.
Jia Zhang came in a fierce manner, pushed open the door of Si Zhu's house, and barged in regardless, with a ferocious look, as if Si Zhu had caused great harm to the Jia family by not letting Qin Huairu use the sewing machine. .
The door burst open.
The cold wind from outside poured into the house through the wide open door.
The sudden contact between the chilly cold wind and the warm air in the room made Xu Damao and Shazhu wake up a little inexplicably.
"Silly Zhu, why don't you let us use our sewing machine?" Villain Jia Zhang did not complain first, but also looked at the people who came out to watch the fun, "The neighbors are talking about our sewing machine. , just because our family Dongxu lost Shazhu’s bicycle, Shazhu moved our new sewing machine to their house. Everyone commented, there are neighbors like Shazhu, my daughter-in-law Qin Huairu wants to get one The pillow case was unoccupied during the day, but when I thought of coming over to use it at night, I was kicked out by Silly Zhu."
The shameless Jia Zhang family.
Everyone is already familiar with it.
I want to see how Silly Pillar will respond.
His eyes jumped over Jia Zhang's figure and landed on Sha Zhu and Xu Damao. Although there was a long distance between them, everyone still smelled the smell of alcohol on Sha Zhu and Xu Damao. Looking at the bodies of Sha Zhu and Xu Damao that were unable to stand, and their red cheeks, they thought to themselves: Xu Damao and Silly Zhu drank a lot of liquor and became drunk like this. They are the opponents of Jia Zhang. Don't let Jia Zhang take back the sewing machine with a few words.
Instead of wishing you well, they wish you bad luck. This is the mentality of all the neighbors.
Some people also looked at Yi Zhonghai who was crowded in the crowd. You are the master in charge. Why don't you come forward to deal with the Intermediate Court?
Yi Zhonghai's eyes were actually on Jia Zhang. After learning from his aunt that he might be dumped, Yi Zhonghai doubted Jia Zhang.
In the entire courtyard, the one who had the biggest conflict with Yi Zhonghai was Jia Zhang.
The root cause is Qin Huairu.
Jia Zhang had always suspected Yi Zhonghai's motive for arranging Qin Huairu to marry Jia Dongxu. She believed that Yi Zhonghai was not acting on his good intentions, and did not rule out the idea that Jia Zhang used reporting on the deaf old lady to disgust Yi Zhonghai.
"Silly Zhu, if you don't give me an explanation today, my old lady will never be done with you. My old lady is not someone to be bullied."
"Who are you?"
"I am Mrs. Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu's mother-in-law, and Jia Dongxu's mother." Mrs. Jia Zhang put her hands on her hips. "If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I will move the sewing machine back. This is our Jia family's sewing machine."
"Third aunt?" Xu Damao pointed at Jia Zhang, turned to Yan Fugui and said, "Third uncle, why did third aunt become like this? She has two heads."
Yan Fugui couldn't laugh or cry.
Jia Zhang became his Yan Fugui's wife.
This is something that only a wicked person can encounter.
Knowing that Sha Zhu and Xu Damao drank too much, they didn't bother to argue with them.
"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, you two drank too much."
It was true that they drank too much, and the neighbors could clearly see that Xu Damao and Silly Zhu used each other as their support to prevent themselves from collapsing to the ground.
"Lao Yan, how much did Zhuzi and Xu Damao drink, and why did they drink like this?"
Yi Zhonghai jumped over the crowd.
no way.
With so many people in front of you, it’s impossible to pretend to be an ostrich.
Yan Fugui was a little embarrassed, but he didn't hide it.
"Si Zhu and Xu Damao each drank more than a kilogram of liquor. If I hadn't stopped them, they would have drank another kilogram."
The scene reminded me of the sound of gasping for air.
One pound of liquor per person.
Completely drunk.
Some theatergoers looked at Jia Zhang, saying that drunk people can do anything. Years ago, it happened that Silly Zhu beat Yi Zhonghai while drunk.
Don't expect that Jia Zhang's sewing machine did not succeed in the blackmail, but was beaten up by Silly Zhu.
"Why did you drink so much again? Even if the old lady was taken away, she wouldn't be celebrating like this."
Yi Zhonghai tested everyone present with a pun.
In Yi Zhonghai's eyes.
All the people in the courtyard were suspected of reporting the deaf old lady, but Jia Zhang was the biggest suspect.
"Lao Yi, either you are celebrating that the old lady was caught, or you are fine. Let's have a drink. Just now, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao were talking about whether the old lady had committed any taboos. Why did someone report the old lady every three days? If the compound continues like this, the civilized courtyard will be gone."
Yan Fugui quickly explained.
Everyone is paternalistic and can't beat the deaf old lady to death. If the deaf old lady comes back and settles the score with Yan Fugui, Yan Fugui really can't do anything to the deaf old lady.
Even Yi Zhonghai wanted to blame the deaf old lady and let Silly Zhu take over, but he never succeeded.
"Lao Yan, you are the third steward of our compound. You should advise Zhuzi and Xu Damao not to get into trouble. Each of them has more than a kilogram of liquor."
The hypocrite forgets that there are two drunkards in front of him. Drunk people will have this rebellious psychology under the stimulation of alcohol. The words they dare not say and the things they dare not do in the past will become the volcano that has been accumulated for many years under the blessing of alcohol. To get catharsis in this way, the earth shakes the earth and comes out.
That is what people often say: wine strengthens the courage of a bear.
If you drink too much, no one will think you are a master.
I am the biggest person who drinks too much.
"Who are you?" Xu Damao became unhappy after hearing Yi Zhonghai's lecture to Yan Fugui, "It's none of your business if we drink. We just eat carrots and don't worry about it."
"Shamao, what are you doing?" Shazhu drunkenly said to Xu Damao: "How can you talk to a big man like this and apologize?"
Xu Damao knelt down towards a wall next to him and made three loud bangs.
"Master, I'm sorry, I, Xu Damao, drank too much, so I kowtowed to you."
Speechless expression.
The cheeks of the neighbors were instantly covered.
Yi Zhonghai stood outside the house.
You, Xu Damao, kowtow to the wall inside the door.
"No, why am I lying on the bed?"
Yan Fugui grabbed Xu Damao.
"Third uncle." Xu Damao said to Silly Zhu with a smile on his face, "It's better for you."
"Si Mao, are you drunk? The third uncle is standing outside. What do you call me, the third uncle? I look like your Xu Damao's third uncle?"
The direction of Si Zhu's finger was clearly pointing at Yi Zhonghai.
"That's the third uncle outside, who's inside?" Xu Damao looked at Yan Fugui a few times, "Why do I look like him like the third uncle, but the one outside doesn't look like the third uncle."
"Si Mao, you drank too much and your eyesight is dazzled. The third uncle is outside."
"I'm sorry, third uncle." Xu Damao said to Yi Zhonghai, "That's not right. The first uncle was here just now, but why is he missing?"
"Where did the uncle go?" Silly Zhu began to look through Xu Damao's pocket, "Did you hide the uncle in this pocket? I'm warning you, get him out quickly, or I'll whip you .”
A harmonious conversation.
Let Jia Zhang become an outsider.
The old Qianpo just had an idea.
who I am?
What am I here for?
I'm here to ask for Jia's sewing machine.
"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, don't pretend to be drunk for me, my old lady will ask you one question, why don't you return this sewing machine?"
"Ouch." Silly Zhu pointed at Mrs. Jia Zhang, "Why does she have a dog's head?"
Say it.
He rummaged through the box and grabbed a kitchen knife.
Both those who went to the theater and those who did not go to the theater had their hearts in their throats.
Even the hair on the client's head, Ms. Jia Zhang, stood up one by one. She found that her mischievous tricks were nothing in front of two drunkards.
If Silly Zhu really got drunk and did something he didn't dare to do in the past, such as hurting Jia Zhang, beating Jia Zhang, etc., Jia Zhang would have no place to cry.
The old Qian woman didn't need anyone to tell her, she just ran away, ran out of Sha Zhu's house, turned around and hid behind Yi Zhonghai, as if she wanted to use Yi Zhonghai to block the gun.
Yi Zhonghai began to curse in his heart. As long as your Jia Zhang family's life is precious, I, Yi Zhonghai, can block things for you Jia Zhang family at will.
Who is it?
"Mrs. Jia, please let go of me."
In order to ensure her own safety, Jia Zhang hid behind Yi Zhonghai and grabbed Yi Zhonghai's arms with both hands.
"His uncle, you have to take care of Silly Zhu. My old lady came to ask for our sewing machine, and Silly Zhu used a kitchen knife to cut me. He doesn't take you as an uncle to heart."
While using Yi Zhonghai to block the gun, he also did not forget to put eye drops on Silly Zhu.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, can you show some respect? Your sewing machine is your Dongxu's new bicycle that was lost by Sha Zhu. He had no choice but to give the sewing machine to Sha Zhu. Sha Zhu also said that he wanted to If you want a sewing machine, that’s fine. I can return his new bicycle, or you can just pay Silly Zhu’s money.”
Lao Yang who rode his silly bicycle in the front yard on his wedding day.
I said some fair words to Shazhu.
"Old Yangtou, what's the matter with you? Don't think that just because your family married a prostitute, you, Old Yangtou, are superior to others."
"Mrs. Jia, if you want to follow in the footsteps of the deaf old lady, you can just say whatever you want."
"His uncle, my old lady is crazy and confused. Now we are talking about sewing machines. Why does Silly Zhu want our sewing machine?"
"Shut up." Yi Zhonghai, who struggled a few times but couldn't break free from Jia Zhang's hands, turned towards Silly Zhu who was advancing step by step and said, "Zhu Zhu, what are you doing?"
"Master?" Silly Zhu was stunned for a moment, and said Cancan: "Didn't you just be put in Xu Damao's crotch? When did you run out, Xu Damao, stop looking for him, Master is out, I'm warning you Xu Damao , if you put a big man in your crotch again, I will really slap you."
Yi Zhonghai really didn't know how to respond to Sha Zhu's words.
Be happy.
What Silly Zhu said was as if Yi Zhonghai had become a dispensable egg, and even used the word "crotch" to modify it.
Not happy.
Silly Zhu's words reveal the meaning of protecting Yi Zhonghai.
Drank too much.
No move.
You can't behave like a drunk who has drunk too much. It will appear that you have no morals.
Drunk and enlightened.
Silly Zhu's words made Yi Zhonghai's happy mood overwhelm his unhappy mood, and he defended Yi Zhonghai's idea to Silly Zhu. Yi Zhonghai couldn't say a bad word about Silly Zhu.
"Zhuzi, you haven't said why you are carrying a kitchen knife."
A mysterious smile appeared on Silly Zhu's face, and he said to Yi Zhonghai: "Master, I will tell you this alone. I won't tell anyone else. Just now, the Jia family's mother-in-law came to our house. I I found Mrs. Jia’s mother-in-law with a dog’s head on her head, so I had no other idea, so I just wanted to chop off Jia Zhang’s dog’s head.”
Jia Zhang was hiding behind Yi Zhonghai.
Shivering.
My legs are numb too.
Terrified.
She touched her head with her hand. How could this be a dog's head? This is a standard human head. If Silly Zhu were to strike with a knife, Jia Zhang would still be alive.
"Silly Zhu, you are talking nonsense, I am not a dog-headed person."
Silly Zhu's eyes fell on Yi Zhonghai.
Feeling Silhu's unkind gaze, Yi Zhonghai felt a sudden thought in his heart and had a bad thought.
I'm crazy.
Silly Zhu will not think that I, Yi Zhonghai, am Jia Zhang pretending to be, right?
If this is a misunderstanding.
It was a lot of fun.
In one sentence, are you afraid of a drunkard carrying a kitchen knife after drinking too much?
"He dares to pretend to be a master in front of me, He Yuzhu. I have to teach you a lesson, Jia Zhang, please give me your life."
Silly Zhu punched Yi Zhonghai on the head.
No kitchen knife was used.
It was because Yan Fugui took the opportunity to take the kitchen knife from Silly Zhu's hand.
Silly Zhu, who had drunk too much wine, was really as strong as an ox. He looked like Li Yuanba. He punched Yi Zhonghai to the ground. Jia Zhang, who was hiding behind Yi Zhonghai, accidentally acted as the This was the buffer cushion where Yi Zhonghai fell to the ground. His head accidentally hit the small stone, and the old Qian woman let out a shrill scream.
"Mrs. Jia, if you dare to pretend to be a master, I will beat you to death."
Silly Zhu's feet immediately kicked Yi Zhonghai.
He was still spitting out fragrant curse words.
"I asked you to pretend to be a great uncle, and I'll kick you to death, you bastard Jia Zhang. Who gave you the courage to pretend to be a great uncle, and I'll kick you to death."
Caught off guard.
Yi Zhonghai, who was beaten by Sha Zhu and knocked to the ground, could only protect his head with both hands while curling up his body as much as possible.
I felt so wronged that I wanted to die.
This is a beating.
What a waste of time.
You're just like an alcoholic who's had too much to drink.
You lose your status.
What's more, the curses in Si Zhu's mouth showed Si Zhu's attitude. The person they beat was not Yi Zhonghai, but Jia Zhang who was pretending to be Yi Zhonghai.
It was also lucky that he only used his fists and kicks to greet Yi Zhonghai and did not use the kitchen knife.
In such a short period of time, Yi Zhonghai received countless punches and kicks from Silly Zhu. Later, he woke up and knew that he could no longer protect Jia Zhang from disaster. Yi Zhonghai made a donkey roll and rolled to the side, avoiding Silly Zhu. With Zhu's punches and kicks, the old Qian woman who acted as Yi Zhonghai's protective cushion was exposed in front of Silly Zhu.
"His uncle, why are you hiding?"
Jia Zhang also resented Yi Zhonghai for avoiding him and pushing herself in front of Si Zhu.
After complaining for a few words, Silly Zhu's fists rained down on Jia Zhang's body, knocking back all the complaints Jia Zhang was about to say later.
Onlookers.
No one stood up and said something fair.
Everyone is watching.
Watching the scene where Sha Zhu beats Jia Dongxu, to outsiders, it doesn’t matter. After all, there is no blood relationship. As the son of Jia Zhang, Jia Dongxu watched Jia Zhang being besieged by Sha Zhu but remained indifferent. This is a bit unreasonable. When thinking of Jia Dongxu, Many people are relieved of the beastly family tradition.
Jia Zhang was kicked so many times by Silly Zhu that her buttocks were swollen.
My teeth itched with anger.
Only crying humming sounds came out of his mouth.
I want a sewing machine.
Is it that difficult?
"Sinzhu, stop fighting, be careful with your fists." Xu Damao staggered up to Si Zhu and pointed at Jia Zhang who was beaten on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, "We are brothers, and as brothers we have to advance and retreat together. Mrs. Jia is making trouble unreasonably, and as a brother, I have to stand up for you."
Yan Fugui was watching the show.
Don't know what to say.
If he remembered correctly just now, it seems that Xu Damao almost recognized Sha Zhu as his godfather, but unfortunately it didn't work out. Otherwise, the courtyard would have been a lot of fun. Think about the scene when Xu Damao saw Sha Zhu calling him his godfather. , laughter couldn’t help but fly out of Yan Fugui’s mouth.
Yi Zhonghai on earth.
My heart feels so cold.
I was beaten by Silly Zhu, but you, Yan Fugui, still have the heart to laugh.
"Lao Yi, I'm not laughing at you!"
Yi Zhonghai said nothing and stood up from the ground.
I've already been beaten, so what's there to be embarrassed about?
It's just embarrassing.
Liu Haizhong felt that he had to stand up. Yi Zhonghai was beaten, and Yan Fugui hid aside when he couldn't explain. He was the only one in charge of the whole courtyard.
"Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, look at the good things you have done. Not only did you beat Jia Zhang, but you also beat the elders. Do you still take our elders in charge to heart?"
Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao.
Xu Damao looked at Silly Zhu.
Qi asked.
"Who are you?"
"My second uncle."
Silly Zhu smiled.
Xu Damao also laughed.
"The co-author is the second uncle. Second uncle, what did you just say?"
Everyone looked at Liu Haizhong watching the show.
You clearly know that Silly Zhu and Xu Damao drank too much, but you are still here pretending to be a coward and acting like the second uncle in charge.
Don't be beaten by Silly Zhu and Xu Damao then.
"I said, why do you beat Jia Zhang? Look at how you beat Jia Zhang."
Liu Haizhong couldn't help but laugh.
Pig-headed Jia Zhang.
This is not common in courtyard houses.
Silly Zhu let out a wine belch and said: "Why does Mrs. Jia Zhang pretend to be a master? You can pretend to be anyone, but you can't pretend to be a master. I will beat anyone who ruins the reputation of a master."
Yi Zhonghai received countless punches and kicks from Si Zhu.
Neither does crying.
Not crying either.
Silly column.
Thank you for your kindness.
"His second uncle, you have to make the decision for me. Silly Zhu robbed our new sewing machine. My old lady came to ask for the sewing machine. Not only did Silly Zhu not give me the sewing machine, he also beat me. Look, he beat me What was the result?"
Jia Zhang looked up at her cheek that had been beaten into a pig's head, and felt cruel in her heart. If Si Zhu didn't give Jia Zhang an explanation this time, he would ask Si Zhu to pay a heavy compensation.
"We can't just let this matter go."
"Jia Zhang, what do you want?"
"As long as the sewing machine is given to our Jia family, my old wife is not unreasonable. As long as the sewing machine is given to our Jia family, our Jia family will not pursue the matter of Sha Zhu beating my old wife this time."
"What about Sha Zhu's bicycle?" Old Yangtou spoke for Sha Zhu again, "You can't let your Dongxu lose Sha Zhu's bicycle in vain."
"What do you tube?"
"The road is uneven and some people are stepping on it. I can't stand it. Say a few words. Do you have any opinions?"
More than just opinions.
The opinion is big.
If the sewing machine is placed in Shazhu's house, all the neighbors can use it. If it is placed in Jia Zhang's house, according to Jia Zhang's virtue, it is equivalent to cutting off the way for the neighbors in the courtyard to use the sewing machine.
The neighbors naturally stood beside Lao Yang at this moment.
The pressure went to the bangs.
Liu Haizhong suddenly felt a little regretful.
This damn thing can be done.
Regardless of whether it is a bicycle or a sewing machine, it is a matter of three to four million.
Are you asking Silly Zhu to give up the bicycle? Or should the Jia family give up their sewing machines?
Millions of stuff.
If you say no, then don’t.
Who is Liu Haizhong? Why should Shazhu and the Jia family listen to Liu Haizhong? After thinking about it, Liu Haizhong said something as an outsider.
"The sewing machine was given to Shazhu because Jia Dongxu lost his bicycle. Jia Zhang, hurry up and ask someone to find the bicycle. If you find Shazhu's bicycle, give it to Shazhu. If Shazhu is occupying I will definitely criticize your Jia’s sewing machine when the time comes.”
Jia Zhang was completely dumbfounded.
Also a stupid bicycle.
If the Jia family really had the ability to return Silly Zhu's bicycle, Jia Zhang wouldn't be so shameless and try to drag the whole courtyard into trouble.
Just because the Jia family couldn't afford to pay for Sha Zhu's bicycle, they had no choice but to use this method to get back the sewing machine that originally belonged to the Jia family.
Lose the bicycle.
Saying it means not saying it.
Jia Zhang still wanted to say something, but she found that her bangs had slipped out of her hair, and the people in the courtyard also dispersed. Yan Fugui ran away, and Yi Zhonghai returned to the house.
Seeing that no one is paying attention to him.
Jia Zhang felt one word.
bitter.
I got a spanking in vain and nothing happened. I'm a bitch.
Qin Huairu kindly came over to help Jia Zhang, but Jia Zhang pushed her aside. She didn't know what she said, but Qin Huairu's face instantly turned ugly.
Yi Zhonghai, who rushed back to the house and was enjoying the treatment of a hot towel on his face, saw Qin Huairu being pushed away by Jia Zhang through the glass, and couldn't help but shake his head.
It is difficult for an upright official to stop household affairs.
Let him be.
"Old man, who did you say that Silly Zhu learned this habit of hitting people when he drank too much? I remember that the Qing Dynasty didn't seem to have this problem."
Yi Zhonghai really didn't know how to answer his wife's question.
Silly Zhuman got drunk twice and beat him twice. The first time was when he recognized Yi Zhonghai as Xu Damao and beat Yi Zhonghai. This time tonight, it was because of the Jia Zhang family, and Yi Zhonghai was in vain. He was beaten by Shazhu for no reason.
"Could it be that you learned it from Xu Damao?"
Yi Zhonghai thought for a moment.
I approved my wife’s answer.
Before He Daqing left, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao were really enemies. At that time, Silly Zhu was enthusiastic about the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai and his wife, which made the deaf old lady mistakenly think that Silly Zhu was the guarantee for her to enjoy her old age, which also made Yi Zhonghai mistakenly thought that he could throw the burden of the deaf old lady to Silly Zhu.
After He Daqing left, the relationship between Shazhu and Xu Damao heated up rapidly. They were no longer enthusiastic about the deaf old lady. Lala opened up her relationship with Yi Zhonghai and his wife, causing Yi Zhonghai and his wife to blame him. Silly Zhu's plan came to nothing.
(End of chapter)
