Qin Huairu married into a courtyard house.
Let Shazhu think about it all night.
In the middle of the night, I got up and changed into a pair of pants.
Looked at the time.
It's past six o'clock.
Originally, he wanted to take a nap, but after his eyes inadvertently glanced at the pants he had changed into, Silly Zhu gave up the idea of catching up on some sleep.
There is still some boiling water in the thermos.
I still have half a bag of laundry detergent at home.
I washed it by hand.
Don't give Qin Huairu any chance.
A lifetime ago.
Qin Huairu used Shazhu's underwear to ruin several of Shazhu's marriages. Whenever Shazhu went on a blind date, she would come to give him Shazhu's underwear or look for Shazhu's underwear.
Be diligent yourself.
Everything is there.
As the old saying goes: the newlyweds next door are weeping, and the bachelors opposite are weeping.
It's past seven o'clock.
He heated up the coal stove, put some leftovers from last night on the stove to heat up, and found steamed buns, ready to make do with a few bites.
Just opened up the posture.
Then he saw Xu Damao pushing open the door and walking in.
With his trembling expression and frosty cheeks, he had been watching outside all night.
People.
I really can’t eat too much.
Otherwise, I wouldn’t have done the unethical thing of listening to someone’s words all night long.
He didn't regard himself as an outsider at all. He picked up the tea that Shazhu had just arrived and drank it loudly. He put down the teapot, then grabbed his five-flame fork towards the steamed bun, took a bite of the leftovers, a mouthful of steamed bun, and ate it. That's a blessing.
"Hey, hey, hey." Silly Zhu pushed Xu Damao with his hand, "I really don't think of myself as an outsider."
"I don't dislike you."
Face this answer.
Silly Zhu really didn’t know what to say.
It's simply shameless.
I didn't despise you back then, but now I despise you, Xu Damao.
"What do you mean, the household registration is in our family."
"Silly Zhu, eat your food, Momojiji. I only eat your food because I think highly of you. Do you understand?"
"Xu Damao, I would rather you look down on me."
Silly Zhu is also hard-spoken and soft-hearted.
Take a look at Xu Damao's reincarnation as a starving ghost.
He poured some other leftovers into the iron basin and took out the remaining three steamed buns.
"Stop being so pretentious, that's enough."
"You are so beautiful. I also raise a pig. That pig must eat something."
"Yu Yu is so fat that he turned into a pig!"
Silly Zhu ignored Xu Damao, put some of the hot leftovers on the iron plate into a bowl, took a hot steamed bun and gave it to He Yuyu next door.
After waking up the little girl and heating up the coal stove, Silhu returned to his home.
Xu Damao, the turtle grandson, was still eating and drinking.
"Silly Zhu, if my brother doesn't eat your meal for free, I'll tell you a secret. Quan Dang will pay for your breakfast."
Xu Damao looked like he was revealing the secret.
secret.
Isn't it the matter between Qin Huairu, Jia Dongxu, and Yi Zhonghai?
What's all the fuss about.
Qin Huairu wanted to marry in the city, so Yi Zhonghai lived in Qin Huairu's house for a month and became the matchmaker between Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu. Everyone in the courtyard knew about it.
Pay for meals.
Have some face.
"Last night, Yi Zhonghai slept at Jia's house all night and left Jia's house around eleven o'clock or almost twelve o'clock."
Silly Zhu looked unbelieving.
The logic doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense either.
On the wedding night of Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu, Yi Zhonghai stayed at Jia's house for one night. Isn't this pure nonsense?
"Silly Zhu, I know you don't believe it. I'm watching this from beginning to end..."
Exposition by Xu Damao.
Reminding Silly Zhu of a joke, Tang Wu told Liu Liu that Ding Yi, Liu Er, Zhang San, and Li Si were all brainless. The power went out and they played mahjong with candles all night. Liu Liu Tang Wu asked Tang Wu, how do you know they played mahjong all night long with candles lit? Tang Wu replied, I saw them playing mahjong all night long.
Xu Damao is now the Tang Wu who watched others play mahjong all night. In order to seize the Jia family, and to prevent Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu from having a good night of flowers and candles, he squatted in the middle courtyard and the backyard in a fur coat. Department, watching from eight o'clock in the evening until Silly Zhu changes his pants.
What a talent.
"Xu Damao, I called you Sha Mao before, which was a bit of a joke. Now I realize that the name Sha Mao is a perfect match for you, Xu Damao."
"You think I'm stupid?"
"I am stupid in the middle courtyard, you are stupid in the backyard, there is one in the front yard, and there are three stupid in the courtyard."
"Silly Zhu, you don't believe me?"
"It's not that I don't believe it, but I can't believe this. Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu entered the bridal chamber, and Yi Zhonghai slept at Jia's house until twelve o'clock. How is this possible?"
Silly Zhu covered his mouth.
He looked at Xu Damao in shock.
"Si Mao, what do you mean by Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang? On the night of their son's wedding, the old tree of the widow mother also blossomed."
"Si Zhu, you are so smart, I admire you." Xu Damao turned around and lay on Si Zhu's bed, "I have been following you all night. I'm exhausted, brother. I'll take a nap for a while."
"You go home and sleep."
"The stove at home is not burning, it's cold, and it's not as warm as your home."
"I went to work. Lock the door when you left."
The phenomenon of locking the door.
In the current courtyard house.
ubiquitous.
to the back.
I don’t know what’s going on, but every household has begun to leave their doors unlocked. Whoever locks their doors shows that they are not uniting with their neighbors.
Silly Zhu walked to the scrap station on his legs.
Just walked in the door.
I saw Wen San bragging.
"Shitou, you have only been in the capital for a few years. If you were an authentic old capital person, you would ask around the streets to find out who Mr. Wen is. Mr. Wen and I have been hanging around in the capital for so many years, and no one would dare to follow me. Master Wen, I will be brave, Master Wen, I will scare him out of his courage, whether the little devil is brave or not, Master Wen, I will give them more than 10,000 slaps in these years."
"I slapped the little devil to the tune of 10,000 yuan. Counted over eight years, I slapped the little devil to the tune of more than 1,200 times a year. I slapped him four times a day, that is, four little devils."
"Master Wen, I'm really not afraid of the little devil. I don't know if I told you last time. I slapped the little devil sixty or seventy times in the front door building. I slapped the little devil straight to the ground. I was so scared. The kid holding the Sanba Gai even peed his pants."
"Why did I hear that you were whipped by a kid?"
"Only Master Wen beats the kid to death, but there is no such thing as the kid beating Master Wen." When Wen San saw Silly Zhu, he opened his mouth and called him "Master," "Master He is here too."
"You'd better call me by my name. I can't bear to be called Master."
The father is long and the father is short.
If this reaches the ears of some people, it will be investigated deeply.
Silly Zhu definitely has no good fruits to eat.
Don't waste time.
The wave will take place thirty years later.
The courtyard is full of wind and cranes, the grass and trees are deserted, and the deaf old ladies are all doing things with their tails between their legs.
"Master He is so humble. I heard that Master He is the best at cooking!"
Wen San raised his thumb.
"Wen San, don't make things difficult for Comrade He. With your mouth, I really don't believe you dare to slap the little devil."
"Don't believe it, it really is."
Silly Zhu looked at Wen San, who was bragging to Shitou, as if he were laughing. He would interject from time to time, and the three of them chatted until eight o'clock.
Old He Cai from the scrap yard arrived belatedly.
He wished his comrades a happy old age as usual, and then announced two things that could change the current situation of the Red Star Scrap Station.
The first piece.
Wen San officially became a recycler at the Red Star Waste Depot, with a low-level second-class rank, two levels behind Shazhu.
the second one.
The police station cracked a theft a year ago and found some usable bicycle parts. Through his personal connections, Lao He got these bicycle parts that could still be assembled and used to the Red Star Scrap Station.
Just the same meaning.
Solve this transportation problem for the comrades at the station.
If a worker wants to do his job well, he must first sharpen his tools.
Most of the comrades are far away, and time and energy are wasted on this road. In order to better promote this waste recycling activity, we use some abandoned bicycles in the recycling station and combine them with these usable bicycle parts. The right to assemble a bicycle once can be regarded as an invisible benefit given to employees by the scrapyard. It is the same as bread factory workers eating defective bread, and slaughterhouses distributing animal offal to workers in water, so that employees do not have to go to work every day. Walking on two legs after get off work.
In line with the principle of not taking advantage of the collective, each person who assembles a bicycle has to pay 200,000, of which 150,000 is the money paid by the Red Star Scrap Station to the police station to buy parts, and the remaining 50,000 is the scrapped bicycle parts from the scrap station. Parts cost.
A new bicycle costs 1.7 million, and now you can own your own bicycle with 200,000. Although it is not a new car, it is still the envy of countless people.
The entire Red Star Scrap Depot.
All boiling.
Everyone cheered.
No one needs to tell me.
They are all busy running their own businesses.
Assemble the bike.
I’ve never eaten pork, and I’ve never seen a pig run away!
A bicycle is divided into several main components, including the wheels, frame, and transmission components. The remaining rear seat, front bell, and front basket can all be discarded.
Assembling a bicycle by yourself is more interesting than buying one. It gives Silly Zhu the feeling that he bought a watermelon on the street. No matter how he eats it, he feels that this watermelon is not as delicious as the stolen watermelon.
It’s not difficult to meet people.
The difficult ones won’t.
At the beginning of the assembly, everyone had some bumps and bumps. The speed of assembling the bicycle was very slow. As we went to the back, it became smoother and the time was shortened a lot.
Even so.
Silly Zhu still spent a whole morning before reluctantly assembling a shabby old bicycle that was 50% new. Not to mention the fact that there were no bells, the seat was still movable, the kind of movable seat that rotates 360 degrees. .
"Master He."
"Wen San, change your name."
"Webmaster, I'll correct it, I'll correct it." The front foot was still saying the words of correction, and Wen San's back foot completely forgot about what he had said, "Master He, it doesn't matter whether the bicycle is good or bad, we You have to test the car, Master Wen, I don’t know how to do anything else, I’m really good at riding a bike, so Mr. He can leave this job of testing cars to me, Master Wen.”
2k
"Then be careful."
"Okay."
Wen San started to try riding a bicycle.
Nothing else can be said.
Because this bicycle seat is alive, Wen San's body was a little unbalanced while riding the bicycle, and his butt was tilted to the south for a while and to the west for a while.
Generally speaking.
This bike was relatively successfully assembled.
It's a good start.
It also gave all the comrades at the scrap station ideas.
Help.
Who asked Silly Zhu to be the first to assemble the bicycle?
"Master He, you are great at cooking and assembling bicycles." Wen San parked the bicycle in front of Silly Pillar. He had an idea in his mind, "I will pretend that Master He got this bicycle for me. Thank you Master He. That day I’ll treat Mr. He to a drink.”
Just a training exercise.
Shazhu was not satisfied with the condition of the car either.
He saw that there were many bicycle parts that were 60 to 70% new at the site, and some were even 100% new, so he agreed to Wen San's request.
It's like a volcano erupting.
The comrades at the station began to beg Silly Zhu to help them assemble bicycles.
The station elder He also said that everyone must have one car. As long as Sha Zhu does this, Lao He will exempt Sha Zhu from 200,000.
People carry people in sedan chairs.
People give themselves face.
Silly Zhu will definitely not let anyone lose face. Why don’t you want a bicycle that is free of charge?
He directed everyone to get busy. Some bicycle frames were bent. He asked a comrade with strong strength to heat them and correct them with a sledgehammer. The transmission parts should use new balls as much as possible.
With the experience of assembling the first bicycle, the assembly of the subsequent bicycles will undoubtedly be much faster.
Even so.
Silly Zhu and the others still spent a whole day to satisfy everyone.
The best must be kept for yourself.
Looking at this 80% new bicycle, Shazhu didn't bother to clean the oil on his hands, and felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.
The old man is right.
living comfortably without anybody's help.
However, Lao He seems to have found a way to make money by expanding the scrapyard.
"Yuzhu, what do you think if we assemble bicycles and sell them?"
Seeing Shazhu looking at him in confusion.
Lao He explained.
"We have parts. If they are not enough, we will send people to collect them in the streets and alleys, specifically to collect these scrapped bicycles. Yuzhu, you can lead the comrades in our station to assemble the bicycles. We will not sell more than one, and they will be 70% to 80% new. We sell 800,000 yuan, 50% to 60% new, and we sell 600,000 yuan. While we make money, we also satisfy the regrets of comrades who want bicycles but can’t afford them because they are short of money. We kill two birds with one stone and enable those people to buy bicycles. Comrades who bought bicycles worked harder."
What Lao He said makes sense.
bike.
Not cheap in this day and age.
Take the new bicycle that Shazhu bought, for example. It cost 1.7 million.
Although the assembled bicycle looks a little shabby on the outside, it does save money. The key is that you don’t need a letter of introduction from your employer. You only need to open an assembly certificate at the recycling station and take the certificate to the police station to have it stamped.
"Webmaster, the idea is good, but have you ever thought about other people's bicycle factories? If we really want to assemble bicycles and sell them, we are robbing other people's repair shops of their business. I think our value is reflected in this waste recycling, professional thing, just It needs to be done by professionals.”
"I'll go back and think about it."
Before leaving, Lao He did not forget to ask Shazhu and the others to ride the assembled bicycles to the police station to register.
There are people in the court who like to be officials.
There were comrades I knew at the police station, and I heard that the bicycles were assembled by the scrap station themselves, so I worked an overtime shift and stamped the license plates on Shazhu's bicycles in half an hour.
After coming out of the police station and riding his bicycle on the street, Silly Zhu became the most handsome kid on the street again.
I rode my bicycle back to the courtyard and met the guard general Yan Fuguiye at the door.
Lao Chi saw Silly Zhu coming back riding a 28-inch bicycle.
All kinds of feelings in my heart.
three months ago.
Silly Zhu bought a new bicycle. He was the first person in the courtyard to buy a bicycle, which made Lao Kou envious.
Later, the bicycle was lost by Jia Dongxu, and the Jia family used a sewing machine to pay off the debt. Silly Zhu borrowed one million from Yi Zhonghai the next day to buy a camera, making Lao Kou jealous.
I thought that Silly Zhu was not making any big moves.
It turned out to be the first day of work during the Chinese New Year.
Silly Zhu set off another thunderstorm in the courtyard.
At first, Lao Kou thought that Sha Zhu had found his bicycle. What he was thinking about was whether Sha Zhu’s sewing machine should be returned to the Jia family. After all, the Jia family had lost Sha Zhu’s bicycle so they gave the sewing machine to Sha Zhu. When Silly Zhu retrieves the bicycle, the sewing machine must be returned to the Jia family. Can the Yanfu family still use the sewing machine?
Later, after taking a closer look, Yan Fugui found that it was not a brand of bicycle that he was familiar with, so he asked curiously.
"Silly Zhu, you bought another bicycle."
His tone was full of shock.
"Old bike."
"You, the third uncle really can't see through you. After the Qing Dynasty left, your life has become more and more popular." Yan Fugui suddenly suggested: "Silly Zhu, the third uncle can ride your bicycle."
Silly Zhu directly gave the bicycle to Yan Fugui.
It's just a means of transportation.
It's not something valuable.
If you can borrow a camera.
Excuse me.
No borrowing at all.
During this period of taking pictures, Silly Zhu was really fascinated. He thought about going to the store that day to see if there were any other cameras.
Before riding my bike back.
Silly Zhu had an idea.
I think the courtyard house will explode.
But I didn’t expect the courtyard’s pot to explode so badly.
Hearing that Shazhu had bought another bicycle that was 70% to 80% new, all the neighbors in the courtyard crowded out, and all of them were as envious and jealous as Yan Fugui.
bike.
sewing machine.
camera.
Out of three turns and one beep, there is only one turn and one beep.
Watches and radios.
Shazhu turned his head and saw Qin Huairu washing clothes in the middle courtyard.
The muscles on his face trembled unnaturally.
A lifetime ago.
Qin Huairu gave him the impression that he washed clothes at the faucet in the middle courtyard, washing clothes in winter and washing in summer. He thought that it would take some time before he could see the grand scene of Qin Huairu washing clothes.
The second day of the wedding.
The drama of washing clothes was staged.
Hearing what Yan Laojie said, Jia Zhang said that Qin Huairu was filial and virtuous. Considering that there were a lot of dirty clothes in the house after yesterday's wedding, he rushed to wash them and said that Jia Zhang, his mother-in-law, could just stay in the house. He bluntly said that Dongxu of the Jia family married Qin Huairu, which was a blessing brought by the Jia family, and that Yi Zhonghai made the right introduction.
False fame.
For the sake of fame.
Terrible suffering.
Ignore Qin Huairu.
He turned around and entered the house.
The moment she opened the door, He Yuyu, who was still playing, immediately grabbed the textbook in front of her and read it carefully, looking a bit like an actor.
If you don't hold this textbook upside down.
Even better.
