What a fool.
Simply inappropriate.
You smoke my old woman with your farts.
Jia Zhang, whose face turned green, stared at Si Zhu with gritted teeth.
"puff!"
Everyone focused their attention on Silly Zhu's butt. After all, he was the first to use farts against Jia Zhang.
"Why are you looking at me?" Silly Zhu said aggrievedly, "I didn't let him go!"
Xu Damao also looked aggrieved. I farted, but you had to pin it on Silly Zhu’s head.
Co-author: I, Xu Damao, am not worthy of farting in the courtyard, and I, Xu Damao, cannot use my fart to control Jia Zhang. What Shazhu can do, I, Xu Damao, can’t do!
"I put it."
"Xu Damao!"
An extremely high-pitched voice.
It shows Jia Zhang's anger.
In front of me, there was a fool who smoked Jia and Zhang with farts.
Later, it happened that Xu Damao followed the trend and used his farts to stink Jia and Zhang.
The quiet courtyard.
Because of two dispensable farts, it became lively.
A stroke of genius.
What a stroke of genius.
This is more effective than using countless vicious words to choke Jia and Zhang.
Just fart.
"Mrs. Jia, did my fart bother you?"
"Why do you have to come up to me and fart like this!"
"No matter what, you still care about my farts?"
Jia Zhang was speechless.
I don't know how to answer Xu Damao's question.
"Master, Silly Zhu and Xu Damao are trying to smoke my shit. You are our Dongxu's master, you have to help my old lady."
Yi Zhonghai cursed Jia Zhang's mother in his heart.
At this time, you remembered that I am the master of your son Jia Dongxu. When I brought Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu together some time ago, why couldn't you remember that I, Yi Zhonghai, was the master of your apprentice.
When using people, face forward.
Facing backwards when no one is needed.
"Master, it's not that I, Xu Damao, am trying to offend Mrs. Jia, but I suspect that the things in our courtyard are all caused by Mrs. Jia."
Xu Damao wanted to put a big shit basin on Jia Zhang's head. He pinned all the incidents on Jia Zhang's head, including the investigation of Silly Zhu and the taking away of the deaf old lady.
"I, Xu Damao, am not provoking trouble, but I, Xu Damao, am thinking about our courtyard. Ever since I told Jia Dongxu about Qin Huairu, the mother-in-law of the Jia family has ceased to be a human being."
Everyone around them nodded.
The changes of Jia and Zhang.
All the neighbors saw it.
Other mothers, when they see their son marry a new wife, are really excited to become a mother-in-law.
Fortunately for Jia Zhang, ever since Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu succeeded in their blind date, Jia Zhang has become a bit unreasonable and has no joy in becoming a mother-in-law.
"I think the two reports about He Daqing's nostalgia for his former dynasty and the report about the deaf old lady slipped through the net. It is Jia Zhang who is behind the scenes."
Unexpected disasters come from nowhere.
Only a fool would agree.
"Xu Damao, you fart."
"puff!"
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao shouted three words in unison.
not me.
"Who is it?"
"Me!" Yan Fugui admitted, "Farts are the turbid air in the abdomen and are discharged from the lower body."
"Let's not talk about farts, let's talk about this report."
Yi Zhonghai, who was halfway talking, saw Jia Dongxu walking in from the outside dejectedly, and his heart immediately rose to mid-air.
When leaving in the morning.
Jia Dongxu rode a bicycle.
Come back in the evening.
Jia Dongxu had two paws free.
"Jia Dongxu, you didn't really lose your bike, did you?"
The clever thief Xu Damao.
Seeing through the essence of the matter at a glance, Jia Dongxu looked dejected and had the unlucky look of having lost Silly Zhu's bicycle.
Bad luck to the enemy.
He is happy.
"Xu Damao, you fart, why did our Dongxu lose his bicycle?"
The Jia Zhang family who protects the calf.
Defended Jia Dongxu immediately.
I was also panicking.
Bicycles are big items.
If this is lost.
Feeling distressed.
"Dongxu, tell Xu Damao that we didn't lose this bicycle."
"Mom, lost it."
If Yi Zhonghai's heart wasn't pressed against his chest, it might even fly out.
What are you afraid of?
What's coming?
The bike is lost.
This was worth 17.8 million yuan. He, Yi Zhonghai, had to save more than a year to buy it. He helped Jia Dongxu get a wife, and lent him another 1 million to Si Zhu, which had almost emptied Yi Zhonghai's family fortune. .
"Dongxu, what happened to the bicycle? Lost it?"
"Master, the bicycle is lost."
Jia Dongxu, who is shrewd in his bones, calls Yi Zhonghai uncle in the courtyard. In the steel rolling mill, he calls Yi Zhonghai master. The reason for such different titles is that he does not want to make it difficult for Yi Zhonghai to be a good person in the courtyard.
Under the premise of losing his bicycle, he ignored the hypocrisy and played the emotional card towards Yi Zhonghai.
"Dongxu, you lost your bike?" Jia Zhang's body was trembling. When her upper lip touched her lower lip, she blamed Qin Huairu for losing the bike. "I know if Qin Huairu lost it." Country girls can’t do it. Before she even married into our Jia family, she lost our Jia family’s bicycle.”
"Mother Jia, what about your bicycle? It's Si Zhu's bicycle. Jia Dongxu lost Si Zhu's bicycle, so Jia Dongxu has to pay for the bicycle. I remember Si Zhu said at the beginning that this bicycle cost I bought it for 1.72 million, Mrs. Jia, get the money quickly."
Xu Damao added fuel to the fire again.
Since intercepting Hu Qinhuairu failed.
Xu Damao and Jia Jia were really fighting each other head to head.
"Si Zhu's bicycle, what does Xu Damao care about you?"
"Si Zhu is my brother, can I stand up for my brother? Don't think that I don't know what your Jia family is thinking. Do you want to blame Qin Huairu for losing the bicycle? Bah, what the hell? .”
Xu Damao's enthusiasm.
Instead, the original owner of the bicycle, Silly Zhu, stayed out of the matter.
The least anxious person in the courtyard.
It's a stupid column.
Others may be worried.
Silly column doesn't matter.
The injustice has its end.
Debt has its owner.
Yi Zhonghai asked him to borrow a bicycle. If the Jia family did not pay for the bicycle, Yi Zhonghai would have to pay for it.
A 90% new bike that I have been riding for two months.
It will soon be a 100% new bicycle.
Not urgent.
Silly Zhu watched the quarrel between the Jia family and the Yi family as if nothing happened. Xu Damao's participation brought the quarrel to a climax in an instant.
"Mother-in-law Jia's family, I'm sorry to say that your Jia's family will have to pay for this bicycle."
"His uncle, you insisted on borrowing this bicycle for our Jia family. My old lady said she disagreed. You said that Jia Dongxu looked dignified by riding a bicycle. You also said that the bike was lost. Your uncle was responsible for it. Now the bike is lost. , Not only did you lose all your face, but you also took advantage of our Jia family’s lining. You know what our Jia family’s situation is like, and we can’t afford to pay for this bicycle!!”
