"Xu Damao, you are a few months older than me, why are you so excited? Wang Yaling from the statistics department, have you got all the parts?"
"Si Zhu, Si Zhu, this word for stupid is really correct. Have you never heard of this changed word?"
Silly Zhu finally knew what medicine Xu Damao sold in his gourd.
This bastard is trying to pick up women.
I went in the direction of changing my age.
"I'm too lazy to care about you."
Silly Zhu turned around and went to his house.
The scene in front of him made Shazhu suddenly feel funny.
The cook, He Yuyu, was listening attentively to what was going on next door, looking ready to go out and eat dumplings at any time.
"Have you finished your homework?"
"It's finished."
"Let's go eat."
He Yuyu followed Sha Zhu's ass, jumping up and down, pulling the back of Sha Zhu's clothes, and entered Yi Zhonghai's house one after another.
Silly Zhu enters the door.
The deaf old lady had an overjoyed expression on her face, and her eyes shone brightly.
He Yuyu came in.
The overjoyed expression on the deaf old lady's face instantly turned into bitter depression.
Silly Zhu pretended to be confused.
It's important to eat dumplings.
He arranged for He Yuyu to sit down, and first put dumplings in He Yuyu's bowl, and then started to put dumplings for the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai.
The expression on the deaf old lady's face became increasingly unfriendly.
In her opinion, she is the ancestor of the courtyard. Even if Sha Zhu makes dumplings, he must make them for himself first, followed by Yi Zhonghai, and finally for He Yuyu.
Silly Zhu took care of He Yuyu first.
Do you still have me as the ancestor of the compound in your eyes?
"Zhuzi, I heard from your uncle that you didn't work in the canteen of the steel rolling mill and found a job at the recycling station?"
The aunt noticed that the atmosphere was a little tense.
He said something to smooth things over.
"The cafeteria is like an apprentice. I don't get any salary, and I can't support Rainwater, so I just quit. But the boss said that he would try to get me into the steel rolling mill cafeteria in a few years."
Silly Zhu takes one step and looks at the other three.
Now we are already thinking about the great famine in the next few years.
In times of famine, if you go to the canteen, if nothing else, you can at least prevent yourself from going hungry.
Because there is a aunt to smooth things over.
Eating this dumpling is not as stressful as the legend says.
A group of people said something to each other, and I started chatting nonsense. Even He Yuyu, who was bent on competing with dumplings, would interject a word from time to time.
Talking.
Said.
This topic brings up retirement care.
Yi Zhonghai looked at Silly Zhu with a sigh on his face, and spoke bitterly about the difficulty of providing for the elderly.
Hypocrites do not identify themselves directly.
He named it after a friend of his.
When you say it's about that friend, you're actually referring to Yi Zhonghai.
Getting to the point.
The aunt who was laughing also became more formal.
The deaf old lady also became energetic.
Silly Zhu suddenly became the focus of everyone.
Yi Zhonghai, the aunt, and the deaf old lady all focused their attention on Silly Zhu. Among the five, only He Yuyu, who was heartless, was still thinking that the dumplings were not fragrant if they were dipped in vinegar, so they needed to be dipped in some chili pepper. Only then can the deliciousness of this dumpling be brought out.
Silly Zhu swallowed the dumplings in his mouth into his stomach.
before speaking.
This mouth needs to be vacated.
"Master, if you want me to say that your friend is so stubborn, it sounds good. If it doesn't sound good, he is a fool."
Yi Zhonghai's face didn't look very good.
This dumpling meal.
It's a bit like the Hongmen Banquet.
The two of them worked out a routine with the deaf old lady to test out Sha Zhu's thoughts on providing care for the elderly.
Silly Zhu's words have already shown Silly Zhu's attitude.
Let people help support the elderly.
Fool!
These are the original words of Shazhu.
"Zhuzi, I think so in my heart. I have never thought of this reason to persuade him. Please tell me your reasons. When the time comes, I will use your exact words to tell him Zhuzhu and ask him to give up looking for someone to take care of him in old age. Calculate.”
Silly Zhu was as clear as a mirror.
The hypocrite wants to give his own explanation.
Just say it.
It's a good time to take this opportunity to express your attitude.
The calculations come and the calculations go.
trouble.
"Master, think about it. If you don't have children, it will definitely not work for you to ask other people's children to take care of you in old age. Let me give you an example. Your surname is Yi and my surname is He. We are not related by blood. You are just an ordinary neighbor. If you ask me to help you take care of your old age, even if I agree, you cannot agree. People are separated from each other, and it is difficult to know what to do. Who would not dislike it if you have multiple fathers in your head for no reason? You can't rest assured. "
"Zhuzi, I know that we have a good relationship, so I just want to ask that friend of mine how he should solve this pension problem!"
"Master, your friend is a fan of the authorities. Think about it, he was not born by himself. He is not at ease, and the person who provides for him in old age is also unhappy. The two of them are plotting against each other. If they don't get along, they will become enemies. , this solution is not impossible.”
Silly Zhu took a big breath.
Ate a dumpling.
I took a sip of the dumpling soup.
"I heard that there is this orphanage in the city, and there is this healthy child in it. If your friend is young, you can tell him and let him go to the orphanage in the city to adopt two children. You are worried that the children will know in the future. If you are not happy with your life experience, we have a trick. Adopt a child who is over one year old or two or three years old. After the adoption, he will directly bear his surname. Twenty years later, he will help the child marry a wife and coax grandchildren. He is no better than this scheming person. Strong pension.”
Silly Zhu waved the big stick of Yi Zhonghai's moral kidnapping.
"Master, I just learned today that our country is still very poor. Many children in the city's orphanages are suffering from malnutrition due to funding problems. If your friend adopts two children, it will alleviate the problem of this orphanage. The economic pressure, on the other hand, has helped the country. The most important thing is that your friend finally has his own child, and let the child follow his own surname, how great!"
Change of tone.
Silly Zhu's face showed this look of sudden realization.
"Master, look at my brain. I just figured out the key to your friend's simple question. Is this your friend's business? This is your master's business!"
Yi Zhonghai looked unhappy.
Silly column's refusal.
Yi Zhonghai couldn't accept it.
"You and he are friends. Your friend's business is your business. You have to set an example. I am not sincerely causing trouble for the aunt and uncle. You two have to adopt a child of your own."
Yi Zhonghai was in a daze.
The aunt was thinking deeply.
The couple's eyes unnaturally fell on the deaf old lady next to them.
Silly Zhu found that the deaf old lady's face was longer than Xu Damao's, as if the adoption of a child by Yi Zhonghai and his wife had touched the deaf old lady's best interest.
