Two enemies who love and kill each other, you hold me and I hold you, staggering out of the dumpling house, facing the cold wind, and walk towards the courtyard.
Followed by Yan Fugui and others who couldn't laugh or cry.
"The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper. Take action when it's time to take action. Erguotou is a hot and windy place. One cup for you, one for me..."
The sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling penetrated into the ears of Yan Fugui and others along with the night wind.
People want money to sing.
Silly Zhu sings to death.
It's hard to hear, but not a single word is in tune.
"The five-star red flag is fluttering in the wind, and the victory songs are so loud. It sings about our great motherland and makes it more prosperous. Five-star red flag, I am proud of you. Your colors are so beautiful, flying five-star red flag!"
Silly Zhu drank too much.
Just sing this life-threatening song.
Apart from that, there are no other problems.
Reluctantly, Yan Fugui, who was following behind, calmed down.
"It's that Erguotou, mixed with that boiled water, how can you sell this wine, one hundred and eighty cups!"
Erguotou mixed with water!
Yan Fugui was moved!
…
Return to the courtyard.
Yan Fugui's heart finally settled in mid-air. He handed the packed dumplings to Yan Jiedu and asked Yan Jie to deliver them home. He was going to send Shazhu and Xu Damao home.
Middle Court.
Touched the hypocrite and the deaf old lady.
Neither of them looked very happy, and they were looking at Silly Zhu and Xu Damao who used each other as a support to prevent themselves from collapsing to the ground with depressed expressions.
"Lao Yi, old lady, are you worried about Silly Zhu?"
"Lao Yan, how much did Zhuzi and Xu Damao drink, and why did they drink like this?"
Yan Fugui was a little embarrassed.
But he didn't hide it.
"Si Zhu and Xu Damao drank two bottles of Erguotou, which is not much."
"Not much? You're already drunk like this. Even if you go to Liubiju to eat dumplings, you can't be so happy, right?"
"Lao Yi, either I went to Liubiju to eat dumplings, or I found a random restaurant on the way. I thought it would save money for Silly Zhu."
Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady really didn't know what to say.
This feeling is like accidentally stepping on smelly dog poop.
All that's left is nausea.
The deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai, Yan Fugui and others also entered the courtyard.
It comes down to it.
This is all the fault of this greedy mouth.
The deaf old lady was greedy for dumplings. Although Yi Zhonghai and Silly Zhu had discussed the policy of making dumplings for the deaf old lady to eat tomorrow, the deaf old lady couldn't bear it and wanted to eat dumplings tonight.
then.
The idea of a bad guest coming uninvited came up.
Didn’t you Silly Zhu invite Xu Damao and Yan Fugui to eat dumplings at Liubiju?
have to.
My old lady came uninvited.
When we get to Liubiju, you stupid Zhu can't kick me out in front of so many people!
Not only did he eat the dumplings, he also had the opportunity to get closer to Sha Zhu in the future.
Unfortunately, the plan failed to keep up with the changes.
After Yan Fugui's proposal was approved by Xu Damao, he transferred to another unknown restaurant halfway. The unknowing deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai staged this drama of failure. They had a bumpy journey to Liubiju and had not eaten yet. After arriving at Dumplings, we trudged all the way back to the Siheyuan.
Front foot in the door.
On the back foot, they met Xu Damao and Silly Zhu, who were stumbling back after drinking too much, supporting each other.
My mood suddenly went bad.
I ate a lot of wind.
But you are eating dumplings with Meimei in a lively manner.
"Old Yan, you are the third steward of our compound. Look at how you gave Zhu Zhu and Xu Damao a drink. If this is good or bad, you, Old Yan, will also suffer the same fate."
The hypocrite forgot one thing.
Both Shazhu and Xu Damao in front of him drank too much.
Drunk people will develop this rebellious psychology under the stimulation of alcohol. The words they dare not say and the things they dare not do in the past will be shaken by the blessing of alcohol, in this way that the volcanoes that have been accumulated for many years are finally released. Shake it out.
That is what people often say: wine strengthens the courage of a bear.
Silly Zhu has resentment towards Yi Zhonghai.
The hypocrite preached to Yan Fugui.
This gave Silly Zhu an excuse to shoot at Yi Zhonghai.
Just one reason.
Drank too much.
When you talk about Yan Fugui, you don't give me face. Everyone knows that I, Silly Zhu, invited Yan Fugui to dinner. You, Yi Zhonghai, scolding Yan Fugui in front of me, Silly Zhu, is just criticizing Huai.
Under the haze of drunkenness.
Who still thinks you are a master?
"Who are you?" Silly Zhu pointed at Yi Zhonghai and scolded loudly, "Why do you talk about the third uncle of our compound?"
"I am Yi Zhonghai!"
"Hahaha." Silly Zhu laughed and said to Xu Damao next to him: "Si Mao, he said his name is Yi Zhonghai, do you believe it?"
Xu Damao looked at the deaf old lady for a few times and said, "It doesn't look like that. The first uncle is taller than him. With such a small body, it is impossible for him to be the first uncle."
"Damn it, you dare to pretend to be a master in front of me, He Yuzhu, I have to teach you a lesson."
Silly Zhu punched Yi Zhonghai on the head.
Others would be weak after drinking too much, but Silly Zhu was the opposite. Silly Zhu, who drank too much, was as strong as an ox. He punched Yi Zhonghai to the ground, followed by kicking him with both feet. Yi Zhonghai was cursing.
"I asked you to pretend to be a master, and I'll beat you to death, you stupid bastard."
Caught off guard.
Yi Zhonghai, who was beaten by Sha Zhu and knocked to the ground, could only protect his head with both hands while curling up his body as much as possible.
I felt so wronged that I wanted to die.
This is a beating.
What a waste of time.
You're just like an alcoholic who's had too much to drink.
You lose your status.
What's more, the curses in Silly Zhu's mouth showed Silly Zhu's attitude. The person they beat was not Yi Zhonghai, but another Yi Zhonghai pretending to be Yi Zhonghai, who later turned into a bastard.
Why bother?
He didn't eat the dumplings and was very angry after eating them. When he returned to the courtyard, he was punched and kicked so many times by Silly Zhu that his buttocks were swollen.
Silly Zhu also asked Xu Damao next to him to fight Yi Zhonghai with him.
Euphemistically called beating the bastard!
The key is, I am Yi Zhonghai.
"Si Mao, whatever are you looking at, you can hit him too. Let me tell you, if you help me hit him, you won't be afraid if anything happens. There will be a big man to take care of you."
Yi Zhonghai lying on the ground.
I thought to myself.
thank you.
"Xu Damao, why are you lying on the ground?"
"I'm standing!"
"Stop, you're lying on the ground." Silly Zhu scratched the air, "Xu Damao, get up."
Xu Damao also hugged the air, "I want to go home, I want to sleep."
Xu Damao walked around the crowd.
He lay on the ground with a thud.
"you're home?"
"I'm home." Xu Damao clasped his hands, "Today's drink was really good. Yesterday, you, Silly Zhu, paid for it. Today, I, Xu Damao, pay the bill. The two of us are even, even, let's go to bed!"
