"Xu Damao, don't move. I, He Yuzhu, put down my words. From now on, you, Xu Damao, will be my brother, He Yuzhu. I won't beat you or scold you. We are just brothers."
Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao with a sigh on his face.
It's sincere that you, Xu Damao, are my brother.
But Xu Damao didn't believe it.
I think Silly Zhu didn’t hold his shit in his heart.
"You thought I was a three-year-old child, and I believed your lies casually. Silly Zhu, I, Xu Damao, don't accept this trick from you. Do you want to paralyze me, Xu Damao? When I let down my guard, you will be like the Eighth Route Army You can attack me and destroy me like a little devil, don't even think about it."
"Shamao."
"Silly Zhu." Xu Damao's eyes widened. Silly Zhu called him Silly Mao, "Who are you talking about?"
"Talking to you."
"Silly Zhu, are you looking for trouble?"
"What are you looking for trouble? I said, we are brothers. You call me Shazhu, and I call you Shamao. In this way, the two of us are equal. We are both of the same generation as Shazhu." Shazhu turned to face Looking at Liu Guangqi next to him, he said: "Liu Guangqi, there is still one missing. Why don't you add one too? I'll call you Silly Liu."
"Get out of here, whoever is talking to you as a fool, let go."
"Relax, let's go, let's go, today is a good day, my brother will treat you to dinner."
Silly Zhu relied on his own strength to be a little bigger than Xu Damao, hugged Xu Damao's neck and walked outside.
Xu Damao struggled a few more times.
Didn't struggle to open.
"Silly Zhu, you are sick."
"Si Mao, you are right, I am sick and you have the medicine."
One sentence.
Xu Damao was choked and didn't know what to say, which also made Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong widen their eyes.
Could it be that dad ran away with the widow?
It will stimulate this child to grow up.
After thinking about the eldest son of the Liu family, Liu Haizhong hesitated whether he should also find a widow.
Think about giving up.
He Daqing's wife died, and his wife was still alive in his bangs. His eyes fell on the feather duster next to him. He would teach the boss a lesson and let him know what killing a chicken is to scare the monkeys. This feather duster can fully support the dick and the dick in his bangs. The third child.
Yi Zhonghai, who was speechless as if he had swallowed a dead fly, shouted loudly.
Silly Zhu, you can't get along with Xu Damao.
"Zhuzi, stop right here."
He Daqing's matter has not been resolved yet.
Why did you reconcile with Xu Damao?
Xu Damao is your opponent, you beat Xu Damao, you beat Xu Damao, then I can favor you Silly Zhu like a good old man, and use this to control Silly Zhu.
"Master, what's wrong with you?"
I looked at the sun in the sky.
A flash of inspiration.
"Zhuzi, it's only around eight o'clock. What kind of meal do you want to treat Xu Damao to so early in the morning?"
"Have breakfast."
Silly Zhu's tone was exceptionally comfortable.
I'll treat you to breakfast.
Ok.
"Silly Zhu, do I need your breakfast?"
"Then let's have dinner. It's okay if I treat you to dinner." Silly Zhu said to Xu Damao, "I'll treat you to Dong Laishun for hotpot mutton tonight."
"real?"
"Si Mao, I, He Yuzhu, lied to you that I was my grandson."
Xu Damao looked at Silhu in confusion, his face still a little unbelievable.
"Silly Zhu, you are not trying to trick me, are you?"
"Yes, yes, I just want to trick you, Xu Damao. Just tell me whether you dare to come. If you admit that you dare not come, that's fine. From now on, you can avoid me when you see me."
"What are you talking about? I, Xu Damao, will be afraid of you, Silly Zhu. At eight o'clock tonight, we will see you in Dong Lai Shun. Whoever doesn't come will be his grandson."
"Xu Damao, just wait and call me grandpa."
Xu Damao took advantage of Sha Zhu's lack of strength in his arms and broke away from Sha Zhu's clutches. He ran to a place five or six meters away from Sha Zhu and said to Sha Zhu: "Si Zhu, you are the one who called me grandpa. This grandpa, you It’s settled, I, Xu Damao, will eat the mutton tonight.”
Say it.
The spoiled one ran away.
The tone of speaking and the manner of doing things are 100% Xu Damao.
Just when I was about to go out, I didn't look at my feet and fell flat on the street.
A veritable bust.
Silly Zhu saw Xu Damao rushing to the street.
I was worried that something bad would happen to Xu Damao, like this infertility problem.
Then I thought about running out to help Xu Damao.
Concubine Lang Qing turned into a man-eating beast.
Seeing Silly Zhu jumping out of the courtyard, Xu Damao jumped up from the ground like a kite, without even cleaning the dust on his clothes, and ran away along the road.
Silly Zhu was left speechless.
It's so hard to be a human being.
I wanted to treat Xu Damao to a meal, so I begged him with nice words, but Xu Damao refused to come no matter what. In the end, he used this bet to call his grandpa to achieve his goal.
"Master, please wait until Xu Damao calls you dad. This is settled."
Yi Zhonghai was stunned.
This sounds a bit uncomfortable.
I didn’t think much about it.
His thoughts are now on Shazhu, wondering how to let Shazhu go to Baocheng to find He Daqing.
Silly Zhu also wanted to see how the hypocrite would behave.
The turtle fell in love with the big tortoise.
"Master, did you just say that you wanted to see me if you had something to do?"
"Something's wrong."
"Is it secret?"
Yi Zhonghai looked at Silly Zhu with a depressed look on his face.
This question was asked.
Too birdy.
Yi Zhonghai didn't know how to answer.
"Okay, okay, let's talk in the house."
Silly Zhu invited Yi Zhonghai into the room, filled half of the tea jar with boiling water in an enamel jar, tasted whether the water was hot or not, and then pushed the enamel jar in front of Yi Zhonghai from which he drank a few sips.
An expression like I, Silly Zhu, am filial to you, Yi Zhonghai, drinking boiled water.
"Master, it's cold. Drink some boiling water to warm up your body."
Yi Zhonghai lowered his head and looked at the enamel jar that was still slightly stained with Silly Zhu's saliva.
There was a pause for a few seconds.
He raised his head and looked at Silly Zhu, who was waiting for Yi Zhonghai to drink water.
Be cruel.
Didn't drink.
"Zhuzi, I feel okay, not too cold."
"Okay, then I'll listen to you, tell me what's going on."
Silly Zhu went straight to the topic.
I want to see what medicines are sold in Yi Zhonghai Gourd.
"It's nothing, it's just about Xu Damao."
"Master, you don't believe that I regard Xu Damao as my brother. I'm doing this in front of you. I swear to the light bulb that I promise to treat Xu Damao as my brother."
Yi Zhonghai's heart.
Wow cool wow cool.
You regard Xu Damao as your brother, how can I favor you, Silly Zhu, by using you to beat Xu Damao?
"Zhuzi, let's not talk about Xu Damao. Let's talk about your affairs."
Yi Zhonghai thought for a moment.
It was discovered that things were still in Yi Zhonghai's plan.
"The Qing Dynasty is gone, and you are the only one left in the family."
Silly Zhu finally understood the reason why he kept saying that one person is full and the whole family is not hungry in his last life.
Yi Zhonghai instilled this idea in him every day.
"Master, you are wrong, I still have a sister named Yuyu."
"Zhuzhu, I'm speaking metaphorically. I'm worried that you won't be able to think clearly."