"So you are like this Wang Xuan."
After Wang Xuan delivered the same version of his acceptance speech three times, the Internet was flooded with this sentence.
Of course this is just a joke.
In fact, Wang Xuan's actions not only did not reduce his popularity, but actually made him more popular. Because Wang Xuan is more down-to-earth like this.
In the past, Wang Xuan was talented and aloof, but the dragon was invisible and difficult to approach. It was like a god, insubstantial and could only be viewed from a distance but not blasphemed. But Wang Xuan's performance at the music festival undoubtedly transformed him from a god into a mortal.
It turns out that Wang Xuan is just as lazy as them. Even Wang Xuan is lazier than them. At the very least, if they win an award in an occasion like a music festival, they will definitely craft a carefully crafted acceptance speech.
Wang Xuan was lucky enough to receive the award three times with the same speech. How lazy can you be to do this?
Lu Yu and Zhang Yue were both a little stunned. Wang Xuan ignored the two's surprise, received the award, made a speech, bowed, and stepped down. The process was very skillful. . After all, this is my third time on stage to receive an award.
Seeing Wang Xuan step down, Lu Yu and Zhang Yue did not stop Wang Xuan.
What a fart!
"You go, you go, don't be an eyesore here." This is what Lu Yu and Zhang Yue want to say to Wang Xuan most. Even many musicians at the scene don't want to see Wang Xuan.
This is the Best Lyricist and Composition Award of the Year, the highest honor in the composing world. How many musicians have been pursuing these two honors throughout their lives, but this guy got it casually and didn't take it seriously at all. I was so excited to win the award, but the content of my speech was all perfunctory.
How can this be so embarrassing for today’s musicians?
However, Lu Yu, Zhang Yue and many musicians present did not want to see Wang Xuan's hopes doomed to be in vain, because the next music festival will award the Best Arranger of the Year Award.
As for arrangement, who is the opponent of "Dongfeng Po"?
Why is "East Wind Breaking" hailed as an epoch-making song? It’s because the arrangement is incredible. For the first time, its arrangement perfectly integrated the Chinese classical instruments erhu and pipa into Western popular instruments, setting a precedent for Chinese style.
Therefore, as the sole arranger of "Dongfeng Break", Wang Xuan won another award.
"It's so troublesome. I have to go on stage every time before my butt is warmed up. Can't the lyrics, composition and arrangement awards be combined into one?" Wang Xuan complained to his assistant Weng Yong when he stood up.
"..." Weng Yong was speechless upon hearing this.
There were many musicians sitting next to Wang Xuan, including top songwriters Xiangcai, Blu-ray and Ange. As a top songwriter outside the top ten, Xiangcai has only won the Best Composer of the Year award once in the three years they have been in the industry. Blu-ray has only won the Best Lyricist Award once, and Ange has only won the Best Arranger Award once.
So they dream of collecting the other two awards.
Seeing that Wang Xuan had won the Best Lyricist of the Year, Best Composer of the Year, and Best Arranger of the Year awards just one year after his debut, the three of them drooled with envy, but Wang Xuan actually disliked it?
What the hell, do you know what award you got? Those are the three highest honorary awards in the composing world! How many composers pursue this throughout their lives. If you don’t want it, you can give it to us!
And how to merge them into one? Lyrics, composition, and arrangement are not the same concept, right?
In fact, what ordinary people think of as a top composer is actually a general title. Really speaking, top songwriters should be divided into top lyricists, top composers, and top arrangers.
Some songwriters are very good at writing lyrics, but their compositions and arrangements are average. These top songwriters are top songwriters, and the industry calls them "lyric dads." For example, in another time and space, Fang Wenshan and Lin Xi were "ci dads".
Some songwriters are very good at composing, but their lyrics and arrangements are average. These songwriters are top songwriters in a narrow sense, and the industry calls them "music dads." For example, Gu Jiahui and Lu Guanting in another time and space belong to "Qu Dad"
There are composers who are mediocre in writing lyrics and music, but are very good at arranging music based on other people's music. These top composers are called top arrangers, and the industry also calls them "music dads." For example, Hong Jingyao, Zhong Xingmin, and Zhang Yadong from another time and space are among the top composers.
Most of the top songwriters in the industry are actually lame. There are very few top composers who are very good at composing, writing, and arranging songs, so you can often see different composers, lyrics, and arrangers for a song.
Of course, there are still top songwriters who are very good at composing, composing lyrics, and arranging. For example, Huang Zhan, Li Zongsheng, and Jay Chou from another time and space are all-round top songwriters.
But there are really few such composers.
That’s why the music festival will set up the Best Composer of the Year Award, the Best Lyricist of the Year Award, and the Best Arranger of the Year Award. The purpose is to reward the composers who perform best in these three aspects this year.
So when they heard Wang Xuan's words, the three of them rolled their eyes. Unexpectedly, Wang Xuan also said something that challenged their nerves: "Ah Yong, why don't you go up to accept the award for me? I've been on stage three times, really. Too lazy to move."
Just these words made Xiangcai and others want to cover Wang Xuan's head and beat him up.
I deserve a beating! Look! Is this human language?
Seeing the surprised looks from the people next to him, Weng Yong really wanted to pretend that he didn't know Wang Xuan.
It was impossible to accept the award on behalf of others. Weng Yong quickly pushed Wang Xuan forward. He decided that if Wang Xuan participated in this kind of award ceremony next time and was nominated, he would definitely personally design an acceptance speech for Wang Xuan. .
Otherwise it would be really embarrassing. Who would have thought that the all-powerful Wang Xuan in his heart would actually mess up during his acceptance speech?
Sure enough, as expected by Weng Yong, as well as by the host, the audience, the musicians, and everyone in front of the TV, Wang Xuan was still the same when he gave his acceptance speech after receiving the trophy for the best arranger of the year. The recipe still tastes the same.
"Thank you to CCTV, thank you to Music Chart, thank you to my parents who gave birth to me and raised me, and thank you to the viewers and friends who support me. It is you who allowed me to win the fourth music trophy in my life.
Really, thank you very much for your support. It is not easy for me to win the Best Arranger of the Year Award. For the arrangement of "Dongfeng Po", I spent a long, long time and carefully crafted it, and I almost felt like I was going bald before I completed the arrangement of "Dongfeng Po"..."
"Wait a minute, Teacher Wang Xuan, I'm sorry, forgive me for interrupting, because I have a question that I really want to ask you now." Lu Yu interrupted Wang Xuan.
"you say."
"How long did it take you to arrange the music for "East Wind Break"?"
"Very long."
"Very long, how long exactly? I have always heard you say how difficult the process of creating "Dongfeng Po" was. Either it took me a long time to work on it, or my head was almost bald. I am really curious now. I believe the guests at the scene Audience friends must also be very curious, right?" Lu Yu asked the audience.
"right!"
"Can you not tell me? There are so many powerful seniors here, I'm afraid they'll attack you." Wang Xuan said.
"No, everyone is just curious and I will definitely not attack you."
"Well, since everyone is curious, let me tell you that the arrangement of "Dongfeng Po" was not easy. It took me more than two hours." Wang Xuan said.
"..."
Lu Yu and Zhang Yue were speechless upon hearing this.
All the musicians and composers present were speechless.
The audience was speechless.
All the viewers in front of the TV were speechless.
"Oh my God! So you call more than 2 hours a long, long time?"
"It's not easy to say. Either I have been working hard for a long time, or I feel like I'm going bald, but this is the result?"
"I bother!"
"On purpose! This guy definitely did it on purpose!"
"I admit that I was fooled by him. Damn, that was an epoch-making arrangement. It only took more than two hours."
"He also said he was afraid of being attacked by others. I think he was afraid of being attacked by others, right?"
"The most advanced Versailles since the new millennium, have you learned it?"
"It's a waste of learning! I can only say that if you are talented, you can really do whatever you want."
.....
Li Tao curled his lips after looking at the reactions of people around him and the comments on the Internet, saying that he didn't want to hurt you.
Brother Xuan said it took more than two hours. Do you really think it took more than two hours? What the heck, these two hours or so have already included arranging, recording, and synthesizing the finished product, right? If I just arranged the music on the score, it would only take less than ten minutes.
To be precise, Wang Xuan completed the main melody and arrangement of the song "East Wind Breaks" together, which took less than ten minutes in total.
But the songwriters on the scene were all shocked.
Even Gu Jiahui and Huang Zhan felt a little bit shocked. They had naturally studied the epoch-making song "East Wind Breaks". The more they studied it, the more they were shocked and admired by Wang Xuan's whimsical ideas.
Because even after studying "Dongfeng Po" thoroughly, they still can't compose a song that can compete with "Dongfeng Po". At most, it is two-thirds of the level.
I originally thought that the arrangement of "Dongfeng Break" should take Wang Xuan a long time, but it turned out that it only took more than two hours. Comparing it to the way they imitated "Dongfeng Po", they only imitated a rough idea. Can they avoid being hit?
Not to mention the musicians at the scene, even the hosts Lu Yu and Zhang Yue felt like they had been critically injured.
"So Teacher Wang Xuan, you call more than two hours a long, long time?" Lu Yu couldn't help but ask.
"Yes, it's more than two hours. Isn't it long? Didn't you see that I almost felt like I was going bald?" Wang Xuan said.
"Come on, I only see that your black hair is very thick, and there is no sign of baldness at all." Zhang Yue couldn't help but complain.
"That's because I'm young and bald!"
Zhang Yue was speechless upon hearing this, the musicians at the scene were speechless, and all the audience present and in front of the TV were speechless. Because Wang Xuan is indeed quite young, a bit too young.
"Wang Xuan, I'm curious to ask you another question. How long did it take you to compose "East Wind Break"?" Lu Yu asked again.
"Want to hear the truth or lies?" Wang Xuan asked.
"Ah? Can we tell the difference between truth and lies?" Lu Yu was surprised.
"Because I think you definitely don't want to know the truth." Wang Xuan said.
"No, when I ask you a question, I definitely want to hear the truth. Are you right?" Lu Yu asked the scene again.
"right!"
"That's the truth. Think about it, the creation of "Dongfeng Po" should have taken about 10 minutes. I haven't calculated the exact time." Wang Xuan said.
"How long?" Lu Yu was stunned, thinking that he had auditory hallucinations in his ears.
Many people at the scene were also stunned and thought they were hallucinating because they seemed to have heard Wang Xuan say that the creation of "East Wind Break" only took about 10 minutes.
"About 10 minutes!" Wang Xuan repeated again.
This time Lu Yu heard clearly.
The musicians at the scene also heard it clearly.
The live audience and all the viewers in front of the TV also heard it clearly.
Silent for a long time.
Then the scene went into an uproar, and online barrages went crazy.
"Oh my God! 10 minutes! Wang Xuan actually only took 10 minutes to compose the epoch-making song "East Wind Breaks". Is this still a human being? Damn it, I was completely stupid."
"How cruel! If you are talented, you can really do whatever you want!"
"No wonder Wang Xuan said that everyone definitely doesn't want to know the answer, because the answer will shock everyone to pieces!"
"Compared with Wang Xuan, I suddenly feel that the top songwriters in the music world are just scum."
...
"Where's the lyrics for "East Wind Breaks"? How long did it take?" Lu Yu asked curiously again.
Many musicians at the scene wanted to stop Lu Yu's mouth. I said to my sister, stop asking. It’s easy for you to ask a question, and it’s easy for Wang Xuan to answer the question, but we can’t bear this blow.
"It's about 10 minutes, too. Well, the lyrics, composition and arrangement of "Dongfeng Po" were actually completed together."
Sure enough, Wang Xuan's answer made most of the musicians at the scene autistic.
Still a double whammy!
"No, didn't you just say that the arrangement took more than two hours?" Lu Yu was confused.
"Because it requires recording and post-production synthesis."
"In other words, the arrangement of "East Wind Break" actually took you less than 10 minutes, but the post-recording and production combined took more than two hours, right?" Lu Yu asked.
"That's understandable."
"Okay, this time it's a triple whammy!" Many musicians at the scene said.
There were a lot of barrages online and it was very lively.
"6666! Now that I say Wang Xuan YYDS, no one should refute it, right?"
"What a nonsense rebuttal! That's "Dongfeng Po", an epoch-making song. Wang Xuan wrote the lyrics, composed the music, and arranged it in less than ten minutes. Is this something a human can do?"
"This guy is so lazy that he used four times to give his acceptance speech, but his talent is beyond recognition."
“Versailles is also amazing!”
"Wang Xuan: I am professional when it comes to composition, and I am also professional when it comes to Versailles!"
"He was indeed tricked."
"Whatever! Brothers, shout the slogan!"
"Wang Xuan YYDS!"
.....
"Okay, thank you Teacher Wang Xuan for your cooperation." Lu Yu said, which was equivalent to issuing an order to expel Wang Xuan.
In fact, she still had a question for Wang Xuan: How long did it take to produce the music for "Dongfeng Po"? But it was probably a shocking answer, so I thought about it and didn’t ask.
Anyway, Lu Yu now definitely doesn't believe Wang Xuan's lie that it took a long, long time to make "Dongfeng Po".
Wang Xuan's mouth is a liar!
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