Tang Xiaoxiao took out a prop grenade from his backpack and threw it to Chen Hao: "If you can throw 10 meters, I will consider being your girlfriend and return 100 meters. Haha, children don't know how thick the sky is..."
For some reason, Tang Xiaoxiao felt like she couldn't stop laughing when she was with Chen Hao.
The little guy is so funny.
Ha ha……
While Tang Xiaoxiao was still laughing, Chen Hao took the grenade, raised his little arm, and seemed to make a throwing motion.
"Hey, something flew by just now and made a huffing sound? Where's your grenade? Take it out and I'll tell you about paying attention to details!"
Chen Hao said: "I threw it out, maybe a hundred meters away."
? ? ?
Tang Xiaoxiao was anxious, and immediately came over to catch Chen Hao, searching up and down: "Are you kidding my sister? Hidden somewhere, take it out. Although it is a prop, it is not good to hit you anywhere. Don't hide it in your crotch."
After saying that, she dug into Chen Hao's pocket more than a dozen times, but found nothing except that thing.
Strange.
Chen Hao suppressed his face and said, "Don't touch it, it's really thrown out."
"Are you still joking with your sister?"
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't believe it, and pulled the little guy's pants, trying to take them off to find the grenade.
This thing is still a bit dangerous. Children don't know how high the sky is and how high it is. If they hurt a vital part, they will regret it for the rest of their lives.
Chen Hao broke free from Tang Xiaoxiao's hands, pulled his pants that were half taken off, turned around and ran away.
The little short legs ran for more than ten meters, and the clear childish voice reached Tang Xiaoxiao's ears.
"Why are you still taking off your pants? I told you to throw them a hundred meters away. Just follow me."
Chen Haonan is not joking. His physical attributes are 4.6, which is several times higher than that of ordinary people.
What's wrong with throwing a grenade a hundred meters away?
He can throw it further, but he just doesn't want to be too exaggerated.
But Tang Xiaoxiao thought it was too exaggerated and didn't believe it at all.
Seeing the little guy running away, she ran after him.
After running for more than a hundred meters, Chen Hao squatted down, picked up a dark object on the ground, and handed it to Tang Xiaoxiao who was chasing after him.
"Isn't this a grenade? Are you trying to renege on your debt?"
Tang Xiaoxiao looked at the grenade stained with mud in shock, unable to react.
"I don't believe it. The distance is almost 100 meters. How old are you? You can throw it so far?"
"What's weird, you can see clearly."
After saying that, Chen Hao swung his little arm, looking very casual, and threw the grenade without using any strength.
Hula...
Tang Xiaoxiao heard the whistling sound this time, and then watched in shock as the grenade streaked a dark trail and disappeared at an alarming speed.
Her big Kazilan eyes widened instantly.
She was even more stunned than seeing Chen Hao's little guy while taking a shower.
This is too perverted, how can it be lost so far?
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Tang Xiaoxiao would never have believed it.
She rubbed her eyes and looked at Chen Hao's childish little face. She was dumbfounded.
In daily training, Qubi and Shen Lanni have the strongest strength, which is about fifty or sixty meters. Even if they use all their strength to eat milk, they will never reach 100 meters.
But just now, Chen Hao, a little kid, didn't even see how hard he used it, and the grenade flew a hundred meters away?
If there was a Superman in this world, Tang Xiaoxiao would believe it at this moment.
After being dumbfounded for more than ten seconds, Miss Tang suddenly jumped up and called her awesome.
"Oh my god, this is a professional grenade. I have never heard of anyone throwing it a hundred meters away. What did you eat when you were growing up? Sanlu milk powder? Have you developed abnormally since you were a child?"
"I thought you really had something hidden in your crotch just now. Come here with your sister. You can show it to her again. Don't worry, I'm not a deadbeat. Why are you looking so cute?"
Tang Xiaoxiao looked at Chen Hao's black and white eyes, which revealed an adult's resentment, which made her cover her mouth and laugh.
"Throw it away, but you can't default on your being my girlfriend."
"Hercules, why do you want a girlfriend? You can't do anything. Are you looking for someone to feed you?" Tang Xiaoxiao found it funny.
However, Chen Hao's performance refreshed her understanding. Tang Xiaoxiao felt that she had to ask him what his purpose was. Otherwise, who could bear it if he punched her after they broke up that day.
No wonder Shen Lanni's arms were shaking when she was eating. Oh my god, was she really injured by Chen Hao?
Tang Xiaoxiao thought Shen Lanni had hurt herself, but now the case has been solved.
"A girlfriend has many functions, but they are not necessarily used to have children."
Chen Hao seriously stretched out his little fingers and broke them off one by one in front of Tang Xiaoxiao: "First, it can warm the bed. Women's bodies are very warm. My mother can warm the bed very quickly. Second, you can be my life assistant." , wash my clothes, make milk powder, and take care of my life. Thirdly, and most importantly, I have to put all my energy into training. When I am tired from training, my girlfriend can help me massage and relax."
Tang Xiaoxiao was startled for a moment, then laughed out loud, "Oh, there are many reasons. Are you looking for a girl, a mother, or a ruthless massage tool?"
"Also, are you really determined to be a soldier and then devote all your energy to training? In a month, you have to go back to study, right? Your parents will definitely come to take you back.?"
Chen Hao sighed: "You are right, I don't have much time left."
"In one month, I have to make some achievements to prove that I am more suitable to be a soldier instead of going back to school. When I hear those teachers talk about their life experiences, I feel dizzy. It's great here. I can squeeze out all my energy. , you ladies are nice to talk to and take good care of me. I like it here very much."
"Interesting, so interesting, Chen Hao, if I were your girlfriend, would you listen to your cousin or your girlfriend?"
"I listen to my mother." Chen Hao looked serious.
You really want to trick me?
Tang Xiaoxiao was amused by the success again.
A hundred meters away, there was indeed a grenade stuck in the mud lying there.
Tang Xiaoxiao bent down, picked up the grenade, handed it to the cold-faced Chen Hao, and said with a smile: "You big pervert, throw it to my sister again, I didn't see it clearly just now."
Come again...
Women's words are not very trustworthy.
"If you want to default on the debt, just ask, why do you keep losing it?"
"Oh, do you have any objections?" Tang Xiaoxiao touched his little head and said with a smile: "In the past, I was your instructor, but now, as your girlfriend, I ask you to throw it away a few more times, because you My girlfriend wants to show off, so I plan to film it to shock those girls in Ye Cunxin."
After saying that, the excited Miss Tang took out her mobile phone from her backpack, opened the flip, and faced Chen Hao with a serious face.
Chen Hao took small steps, swung the grenade, and said seriously: "Okay, it's okay if you don't want to default on your debt. I don't really like girlfriends who are defaulters. If you go back on your promise, we will break up today."
"Breaking up? Haha, you're laughing so hard. Throw it away. I'm so excited that I'm flying. Come on, throw it away."
Tang Xiaoxiao was swaying back and forth from Chen Hao's laughter, her plump body was like spring grass with a stroke, unable to stop at all.
I can't even hold my cell phone steady.
With a huff, Chen Hao threw up his little arms.
This time, he increased his efforts and planned to completely conquer this Tang beauty, otherwise he would be entangled with her for a long time.
oops……
As the grenade was thrown out, Tang Xiaoxiao screamed and became confused.
She was so excited that she dropped her phone on the ground without taking any photos.
