Chapter 722: Nasty Jokes
The story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is obviously a very touching story, but it was turned into a dirty joke by Bi Yuntao, a pervert.
Xue Ruyue was even more confused after hearing it. The story itself was very beautiful and desirable, but Bi Yuntao's way of telling the story was really hateful and completely destroyed the artistic conception of the story.
Xue Ruyue listened to the most important thing and sighed: "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, even though they are across the river, they can still find someone close to them. It's really enviable."
Bi Yuntao chuckled and said: "Sister Xue, the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is just average, not very exciting. Let me tell you a more exciting story. This story is called inferior to animals."
"Not as good as a beast?" Xue Ruyue was stunned for a moment, the name of this story was really shocking, "Is it more exciting than the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?"
"A hundred times more exciting." Bi Yuntao chuckled and said, "Once upon a time, there was a scholar and a young lady who knew each other and fell in love. One day, they met for a trip and encountered heavy rain on the way, so they took shelter in an empty house and stayed overnight. There was only one bed in the house. Although the two were in love with each other, they did not end up in chaos. The young lady took pity on the young master, so she shyly invited him to share the same bed with him, but placed a pillow in the middle and wrote a note, saying, "Those who cross the line are beasts." '. But the scholar was a gentleman, and he actually tolerated it all night and did not end up in chaos."
Xue Ruyue was used to his nonsense, and her reaction had gradually dulled. Her peach cheeks were pink, and she snorted: "You tell some stories, but you are never serious. Isn't it good for that young master to abide by etiquette? ?”
Bi Yuntao chuckled and said, "The next morning, when the young lady woke up, she walked away and left another note."
Xue Ruyue said: "What note?"
Bi Yuntao smiled mysteriously and said: "The letter contains seven characters, 'You are not even as good as a beast'."
Xue Ruyue was ashamed and angry, and stood up quickly and said: "Shameless! Dirty! The person who made up this story is the shameless person, the beast." After she finished speaking, she turned around and ran away in the direction of the store. .
"Sister Xue, wait for me." Bi Yuntao said with a smile. Finally he no longer had to bear the cold wind, and he hurriedly chased after her.
Xue Ruyue turned around and looked at him, her face flushed with shame, and she snorted angrily: "You used to tell stories to say such dirty words, you, you," she snorted several times in a row, but she said without hesitation. : "You are worse than an animal."
Bi Yuntao laughed loudly, but Xue Ruyue suddenly realized, oh, this was not just in response to his obscene words. She was so anxious that her face turned red, tears welled up in her eyes and she said: "You are the person I was born with." Did you let me bully you?"
However, Xue Ruyue was really angry. What was originally a good time between the two of them ended up parting ways, and she didn't know what to say.
Xue Ruyue ignored Bi Yuntao along the way. When she returned to the store, she saw everyone waiting anxiously. Xue Ruyue ignored everyone's anxious eyes and threw herself into the arms of Aunt Zhang. He said: "Mommy——" He was speechless and started crying loudly...
Of course everyone was happy that Sister Xue Ruyue had returned safe and sound, but Bi Yuntao's expression was very strange, as if he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. Xue Ruyue's expression was even more bizarre, as if it contained all the flavors of life that no one could understand.
The effect of "worse than animals" was very obvious. Xue Ruyue didn't say another word to Bi Yuntao until she went to the annual meeting.
Bi Yuntao didn't really care. It wasn't his first time teasing a girl, so just do whatever you want. On the contrary, the pretty widow somehow ignored Bi Yuntao just like Xue Ruyue. This made him very depressed. He didn't know where he had offended the pretty widow. She was clearly a member of the Lingyin Temple Chong'en Xianqin Temple. You were always smiling, why did you suddenly turn your face on yourself?
When going out to the place where the annual meeting was held, Xue Ruyue got into the carriage early, as if she didn't want to see such a dirty person like him, but Bi Yuntao was happy to be clean.
The Qingyu Building where the annual meeting is held is located next to Su Causeway and is a famous restaurant in Hangzhou. Bi Yuntao followed Xue Ruyue into the building, took one look at the situation here, and snorted in his heart.
It turns out that the layout of Qingyu Tower is very similar to that of Lingxiao Pavilion. What makes Bi Yuntao most indignant is that the various promotional methods hung on the walls of Lingxiao Pavilion are actually copied from the original Qingyu Tower. They are generally the same and are posted in the most conspicuous places. . It seems that Qingyu Tower must have sent people to Lingxiao Pavilion in Jinling for on-site inspection.
Bi Yuntao didn't know whether he should be happy or sad. Those promotional methods have already spread to Hangzhou, which shows that the reputation of Lingxiao Pavilion has been spread far and wide. Even restaurants in other places have sent people to observe and learn from it. The sad thing is that there is no patent protection at this time, and the restaurant's promotional methods cannot be kept secret. Others have copied them and used them, and there is nothing he can do about it.
No matter what, it was hard to make people happy after seeing this. Bi Yuntao snorted heavily.
Xue Ruyue, who had not spoken to Bi Yuntao for a long time, was walking in front. When she heard his voice, she couldn't help but turn around, glanced at him and said: "The people you will see later are all the top people in Jiangsu and Zhejiang shopping malls. How can you Don’t pay attention.”
Bi Yuntao smiled and said: "Sister Xue, don't worry, I am serious in front of strangers."
Xue Ruyue snorted softly and said: "If you say you are serious, that means the sun is setting in the west. You said that that day, don't say it again in the future, otherwise, I will definitely not talk to you. Son."
"I know, I know." Bi Yuntao chuckled and said, "I won't tell you anymore."
However, Xue Ruyue heard the clue in his words, snorted, gritted her teeth, and stopped talking to him. The two of them went upstairs, only to see a short, fat old man walking up, hugging the eldest lady with a fist, and said with a smile: "The eldest lady of the Xue family is here, I am not far away to welcome you."
Xue Ruyue returned the greeting with a smile: "As for President Yu, attending the annual meeting of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Chamber of Commerce is a blessing for the younger generation. It is really a shame for Ru Yue to deserve to be welcomed by President Yu in person. .”
This fat old man was about 40 or 50 years old, with a red face and a soft smile. Bi Yuntao glanced at it and realized that this guy must be the president of the Hangzhou Chamber of Commerce. Judging from his fat intestines and belly, he was probably not pretending to be a good person. idea.
President Yu narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "Miss Xue, please don't be polite. These days, colleagues in Jiangsu and Zhejiang are all talking about Miss Xue's methods and are very envious of them. There will be many colleagues in the future." I want to communicate with you.”
There was something in the words. Xue Ruyue pretended not to hear, nodded and said with a smile: "President Yu is so polite. I want to communicate more with all my colleagues. Ru Yue is just what she wants."
